Tarantino & Rodriguez REVIEW Death Proof & Planet Terror

[screenjunky]

lol. you shouldve done the 'tarantino laugh' also

[214scifi]

FUNNY!

[HeroOfCanton99]

Quentin Tarantino often deserves to be made fun of, but Rodriguez? I don't think his ego is that big, he doesn't necesitate satirizing

[PlanitReality]

@HeroOfCanton99: Hey there. Well, it's not about "necessitating." It's about what worked as comedy for this review. However, considering how self-serving his pics have been the last several years, to the point of casting bad actor Tarantino in a distractingly largish role in Planet Terror, perhaps Rod DOES deserve it. Thanks for stopping in though! -Kp

[williamreinsch]

lol!

[echoplex89]

This is freaking hilarious!

[PlanitReality]

echo, thx! -Kp

[nlathers]

okay, but 2 minutes would be sufficient.

[PlanitReality]

Gosh, nlathers, that would make both those films AWFULLY brief. Oh wait.....

Thanks for stopping in! -Kp

[BitzCinema]

funny

[PlanitReality]

Thx, Bitz! -Kp

[tonickone]

BOOORING......

[PlanitReality]

tonickone: I'm uncertain how your post is any different. =] -Kp

[drivethruawesome]

"I need more sugar!" LOL

[ChiknThighTatorPie]

lol. u sunnuvagun u!

[PlanitReality]

Chikn: I'll assume that's a compliment! THX! -Kp

[mackychloe]

cool.

[PlanitReality]

atlasperros wrote: f--- is everyone a f---ing critic now....

its a f---ing movie man......to have a good time and see

--

Yes, Atlas, exactly! And my critique, is all in good fun too...hence the impressions, the silliness, and all that sugar!

BTW, I'm not a fan expletives on my page since many kids come through here. Sorry to censor you but thanks for coming on in! -Kp

[PlanitReality]

p.s. Atlas, btw, I've written professionally as a movie critic and studied film and film theory...so, while everyone IS indeed a critic, I take great pride in the fact that I'm also somewhat educated on the subject....unlike many, many other "critics" online. Later, man. -Kp

[matthecat178]

haha tarantino wasnt bad lol, its like almost identical, i think rodriguez is almost there aswell lol, all in all not a bad video lol,

[PlanitReality]

Thx, Pand! You should see my impression of you! It TOTALLY rocks! -Kp

[xenepp]

If I closed my eyes I'd think it was Tarantino. If I opened them again I'd want to turn the video off. Pretty good but work on the visuals dude.

[PlanitReality]

Xene, unsure what you mean. If you're saying I look really weird and ugly then, um, yeah, I achieved what I was going for. If you want to see me looking all handsome and dapper (if that's what you're into), watch my review of Daniel Craig's first Bond flick from a while back. Thanks for stopping in ... and for the compliment(s)! -Kp

[nathanisaksson]

He's right you don't look like either of them but you can't exactly change the way you look now can you? I must say though I laughed real hard at the Captain Crunch analogy, that sounds just like something Quentin Tarantino would say.

[PlanitReality]

Thanks, Nathan! It actually IS something he'd say - I don't recall it exactly, but years ago on Leno (who I normally despise, but if Tarantino's on, I'll watch) he'd made a similar analogy and DID say the "Cap'n Crunch stalactites" thing.

[yodasteveo]

Brilliant mate

[PlanitReality]

Thanks you, Yoda! Cheers. -Kp

[vitroni]

you left out okay and alright!

[PlanitReality]

vitroni: But I talked about Cap'n Crunch! Don't I get props for that?! =] -Kp

[nathanisaksson]

Yea, that's what I was thinking, it was very good but if I had to critique I'd say a dozen more alrights scattered throughout would have made your caracature more "over-the-top" like you said. Especially since he says alright so much even in real life, you actually kinda tamed it down truthfully.

[PlanitReality]

I'm so dumb, vit! I TOTALLY missed your joke...having forgotten ALL about that part of my vid. heh. -Kp

[kneelio321]

your Q was actually ok.

[PlanitReality]

Thx, kneelio! I really tried to make it very over-the-top. So it's not spot-on -- it's more of a caricature. Let me know what you think of some of my other characters in my other vids (check my Walk Hard review for Johnny Cash). -Kp

[johnnondrowsyd]

bad tarantino immitation

[KOBEisKING89]

gay

[PlanitReality]

No, I'm not KOBE, but I take your invitation as a compliment and have nothing against your way of life. Good luck to you and your future "partner." -Kp

[PlanitReality]

TravMeatwad says:

Not funny. Both directors are f**king brilliant. Way better than you'll ever do.

Trav, I think you're misunderstanding the review. I like BOTH movies, but I feel they both have weaknesses. I love both directors for their experimentation and the chances they take, but not for their self-indulgence. BTW, I'll have to remove your comment, but only b/c I don't like profanity on my pages. Thx for commenting! -Kp

[jakenumbah1]

lol i would send u a kitkat but i live in scotland lol

[jakenumbah1]

lol ur my favouritest yputuber this week ! lol

[PlanitReality]

Thanks, Jake! That's very cool of you!! Do I get a prize? I like Kit-Kat bars. Can yo usend me a Kit-Kat bar? Yes, yes, I know...that's a bit inconvenient. How about then forwarding my video to every single person you've ever met in your entire life? See, much easier, right? Thx for stopping by. -Kp

[supercoolshowgun]

hey kp. do you also review asian movies (the new ones)?

[PlanitReality]

Why, supercool, do you want me to impersonate Li Gong? Heh. Ah, but seriously, no, not usually. Although, speaking of Gong, I DID review "Curse of the Golden Flower" in my "Alpha Dog" review movie. Check it out! -Kp

[supercoolshowgun]

hey u have prepared well for the interviews. make a movie and u are a hollywood filmmaker. aint kidding man, think about it seriously

[PlanitReality]

Supercool: you're my new most favoritest person! Thx!! -Kp

[supercoolshowgun]

thnx man. its really hard to find like-minded people. besides if interested in watching some horror comedy watch videos by iggy35.

[PlanitReality]

Super, I'll try to remember to watch iggy 35. I suck at that tho' (hey, it's the truth). -Kp

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

If you close your eyes and listen to him, he sounds just like tarantino.

[PlanitReality]

CFrosty, yer da COOOOOLEST! Thx for comin' on in! -Kp

[akasha89]

oooooh my gooooooooooood that was amazing :D

you're so talented

i really enjoyed watching it so keep making more videos

fuck what everybody says, yeah

bye

[PlanitReality]

Akasha: thanks, muchly! I got a LOT of compliments on this piece. Some people just take it very personally when you make fun of their idols. And, hey, normally I remove ANY comments with curses in 'em...but I'll keep this one for a while. Thx again. -Kp

[qfudfcm1]

haven't seen anybody that sucks more at a impersonation!!! sorry but the truth is the truth.

[PlanitReality]

qfud: why, yes, you're absolutely right. What you say goes. Exaggeration in impressions NEVER works. Your brilliant critique has made me re-think my life. This must be why you've attained all your life's goals, why your numerous friends love you dearly, & why you have fame & riches beyond most men's imaginations. You, sir, know all. I bow to your genius and even your intellect. -Kp

[qfudfcm1]

Thank you! =)

[cesarguerilla]

btw, if you like andy kaufman you should see man on the moon, that´s some serious impersonation by jim carrey

[PlanitReality]

Cesar, thanks for comin' back. Not only have I seen Man on the Moon, but when I saw it back when it was in theaters, my then girlfriend and I stayed for a 2nd viewing, during which we had a LOUD argument and she stormed out of the theater. It was all fake, a tribute to Andy. =] -Kp

[cesarguerilla]

well you´ve made your point, and it´s clear enough for me, I took the chance to check your profile and we are not so different, most likely is that I overeacted, feel free to mail me one of your scrpits, who knows, maybe we´ll be working toghether in the future

[cesarguerilla]

allow me to be more clear, you are not funny, you lack of the capability of being expresive, you need to overeact the body move of two of the greatest creators of the film industry in all times, am I clear? you want to be funny? be creative, CREATE your own characters and add them personallity, don´t steal it, or maybe use your own personallity, impersonations are too lame ok? and don´t be rude with the men that I assure you, have made you sit on the border of the chair, IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH?

[PlanitReality]

Cesar, okay, so English clearly isn't your first language - I see why you kept it short & pointless the 1st time.But you made your point. However, you've also made clear that you've missed the point AND that over-the-top impressions are a TRIBUTE to these guys. It's quite confounding that anyone would see this as "rude." They're as "rude" towards these filmmakers as the Grindhouse movies are toward the B-movies they emulate. You must be a blast at parties. -Kp

[cesarguerilla]

you´re crap

[PlanitReality]

cesar, thank you for your insightful, well thought-out, and generally crappy comment. -Kp

[misfitblob]

the tarantino is a little over done, but the "okay see" part was hilarious, so was the part about the cereal. good job.

[PlanitReality]

MISFIT Bob, "over done" is what makes an impersonation funny! ;] Thx for the kind words. -Kp

[PlanitReality]

oops, got your name wrong in my reply, blobbo! Sorry 'bout that! -Kp

[HaiderKevinMac]

haha, no problem. I really love this video though man, great job.

[Vilsent]

Ok, that's just great!

Z-movie :)

both imitations are great!

and the final phraze of Rodriguez is awesome.

[PlanitReality]

Thanks, Vil! I'm glad you liked it AND appreciated some of the smaller details ("Z-movie")! -Kp

[TheWuCepticon3]

Hey Planit!! U look way cooler wit the slicked back hair.....Hahahahahaha

[PlanitReality]

Wu, I know it -- greazy is IN! -Kp

[jesusandthejudaskid]

Nice try on QT but not quite. Quentin talks faster than that. He talks a mile a minute the reason he kind of pauses is because his mouth is moving faster than he can talk.

I dig the fact you use breakfast cereal but QT uses the old brands that aren't known anymore like Fruit Brute.

Other than that the tone for him sounded spot on.

[PlanitReality]

Thanks for the insight, Jesus! BTW: regarding cereal: that stuff about "Cap'n Crunch stalactites" was an actual quote (comparing it to the movie, that was all me). -Kp

[salexlindsay]

You have him spot on!

[MirrorMask456]

I'm a Tarantino and Rodriguez fan and I thought this review was hilarious!

[PlanitReality]

Mirror! THANK YOU!...I think both of those guys are brilliant...but only when they're not being self-indulgent. Something they each do from time to time (but then so do I). -Kp

[FiveFingerDeath12]

hahahahahahah i dont have a dildo, and i thought i made it preety clear that i was joking about the ass kicking and i enjoyed your preformance. cheers jolly ol chum

[PlanitReality]

Yeah, five, no sweat! I was just playin' witcha too! -Kp

[FiveFingerDeath12]

Man, Qt & RR would totally kick your f-ckin ass for that, as a matter of fact since im such a big qt & rr fan im gonna kick your ass, and when you awake out of coma you'll have to pull the dildo out of your bum bum, cause that how serious i am about fondness for qt & rr. Ahahahahaha NOT! This is what i call high quality entertainment, thanks A LOT for the laugh, i truely did enjoy it.

[PlanitReality]

FiveFinger, I can't believe you'd be so mean as to take back a gift given to me. Besides, what were yo udoing with a dildo in the first place? Thx for stoppin by! -Kp

[codesix]

You are CRAP

[PlanitReality]

Thank you, codesix, for your insightful and clever comment. You're very witty. -Kp

[sparticusjoe]

Not that this isn't funny 'n all, but, I honestly like it when it's you playing you, as opposed to you playing Fonz/Tarantino or whatever. I love your work and all, don't get me wrong, I'm just offering some 'constructive critisism', as some call it.

-Sparticus "Sillier than you" Joe.

[PlanitReality]

Hey, Spart! I DO appreciate that! When I "play me" I like to cut to a (fake) clip...but, sometimes, my clip idea is beyond my means or vid capabilities -- THAT's usually when I end up doing characters like Fonzie, Bond, Tarantino, or the white gangsta that reviewed "Alpha Dog." And, sometimes, it's just a fun way to switch things up. -Kp

[itsmeAXEL]

Hey you can try making a movie review about Disturbia. I heard that it was pretty good even though its plot is similar to Rear Window.

[PlanitReality]

Hey, Axel...I've been considering doing a review of that one...but I may end up not doing another review until Spidey 3. But I REALLY appreciate the suggestion! Send some any time! -Kp

[toadsworthshortstop]

this is awesome

[realjuancho]

i could do one better one with my butt

[PlanitReality]

Terrific, Realjuan! I look forward to seeing you post that video! -Kp

[gotgot4242]

You could make a better video with your butt?

Is that a reference to you recieving anal sex, what are you gay?

[PlanitReality]

Now, gotgot, perhaps he IS gay. And, hey, that's OKAY. Everyone's allowed to make their own choices in life. If he wants to post his homosexual butt videos, there's really nothing wrong with that. -Kp

[realjuancho]

i was just kidding around, your impression is ok....

[PlanitReality]

Thanks, real! I hope you don't mind, I like to keep my pages clean of curses. Here's your OTHER comment, expletives deleted: "i meant, bart simpson style... you ppl are crazy m!@$%!@#!&*#s.... go 'head projecting yourselves.... but stop trying to visualize my ass please. is not comfortable" <-- funny stuff, real!! -Kp

[realjuancho]

not really..... i dont mind, just trying to have some fun thats why i got here at the first place...

[PlanitReality]

Real: cool, man. Thx!! -Kp

[Wiinomaly]

LMAO awesome Tarantino impression.

[PlanitReality]

Thank ya muchly, Wiin! -Kp

[nicolaxanteparra]

stupid really stupid. get a life

[PlanitReality]

Thank you, nicolaxa, for your witty and well-thought-out comment. That sort of in-depth critique and intelligent commentary is what I enjoy about YouTube. Please keep it up! -Kp

[sparticusjoe]

Hey, dude, I get about 7,000,000 comments with that, or, on occasion, even lower amounts of thought daily. (Not that my videos didn't have it coming or anything...)

[kungfoofighter66]

omg...exact!! very funny

[PlanitReality]

Thanks, kungfoo! -Kp

[emes2006]

like every movie released on DVD, grindhouse is going to have all or most of the "missing reels" put onto the dvd release. its obvious because on the trailer it shows kurt russle getting a lap dance by one of the girls on death proof. but in the movie there is no lap dance, it is a missing reel.

[fattydotcom]

ok, i actually enjoyed the movie GRINDHOUSE. i went to the movies with 3 buddys and we all felt that the movie was worth the money we spent. i liked planet terror but death proof sucked monkey nuts. there wasnt enought titties. the movie was actually really awsome and i am defintaly going to get it when it comes out. O and nice reveiw.

[PlanitReality]

I understand why you didn't dig Death Proof, Fatty. I feel both movies could've been pared down QUITE a bit. But both are fun, and DP has one HELL of a pay-off! -Kp

[kuhristin2]

hahaha

[tinymidget1979]

lol cereal

[mufflerdee]

i liked that part when u were talking like columbians.. u look and sound hard and tough lool..

[PlanitReality]

T'anks!

[mufflerdee]

see see ok ok see see see ok ok ok see ok see ok see ok ok looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool

[PlanitReality]

Thx, TheWu! I kinda dig my take considering I only studied him for 10 minutes before filming. I try to get these reviews up ASAP after seeing the flicks b/c I care and love my audience. um. You're buying that whole "love my audience" stuff, right? -Kp

[Cockmongler]

"We tried to bring back the whole feeling of grindhouse cinema... by resorting to generic filmmaking styles of the 21st century." Or is it just me?

[PlanitReality]

Well, CM, like I said in the vid: the movies DO take all those stereotypical elements AND the 2 movies DO run a bit long, but they're a LOT of fun. What they were able to do here that the moviemakers couldn't do back then is give us a talented cast, good f/x, and stories that actually make sense (w/in their own little worlds of course). But "Grindhouse" is NOT for everyone. -Kp

[Mathadar]

I liked the first movie more than the second, there wasn't nearly as many missing scenes or the scratchy lines and dots everywhere.

[PlanitReality]

Math, those "missing scenes" weren't missing - it wsa just part of the "grindhouse" feel. The scratchiness was digitally added. I actually noticed it MORE in Planet Terror than in Death Proof. Thanks for commenting! -Kp

[livingpassion]

Loved the bandana...Funny stuff as always.