Family Guy Palestinian Alarm Clock

[wildKratticus213]

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Every time you drop the bomb you kill the God your child has born!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

It came to my head from the explosion of the alarm clock. Those lyrics are from System of a Down's "Boom!"

[tillingwater]

I got one 4 my freind so he used it also he had noidea it would explode so went away one night with his wife at home he came back the next morning to find half of his house missing!!!!!..:) loooooooool

[HipHopKiller94]

I am Funny and I find this Muslim !

[123mankini]

ALAHUACKBAR

[dipchizz]

I'm palestinian and me and my dad found this hilarious.

[BJJ5770]

Unfortunately, this is soooo true! Islam extremists say this just before they blow themeselves up.

[Ob9ra]

Youtube was banned in Palestine

[NGP989]

@Ob9ra i'd like to see where you got that info bro

[chukwuemeka23456]

O.o

[chukwuemeka23456]

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O

[turtlemustangnick]

I AM OFFENSIVE AND I FOUND THIS PALESTINIAN!!!

[agitanna]

Hillarious! its just  a joke nothing to get offended on

[JLXZ83]

Anyway I can get this as my ringtone?

[macdawgtehcool182]

allahu akbar

[TripleDDDVideos]

Allahu Akbar means god I great.

[dogsinbad]

الله أكبر!

هذا الرجل على أصواتها مثل السعودية بالنسبة لي!

[L3GITxDnOsaRus]

Wow are there actually arguments about this video it's all a joke it doesn't matter what it says or why the alarm click needs a snooze button it's funny enjoy it.

[KingAttara]

Most terrorist are Wahhabi Muslims and Wahhabi Muslims suicide bomb themselves in Muslims too.

[pepito062796]

Dear Santa...

[cheezeburgerdude22]

@TheArcaneWolf Same here and an Iraqi! :)

[TheArcaneWolf]

I am a Muslim and I find this hilarious.

[svperivm]

@TheArcaneWolf ha ha ha yes XD

[mayazusue]

@TheArcaneWolf haha so do i ! it doesnt offense islam at all because we are all against terrorism !

[buzzardmotorsports]

shut the fuck up its family guy enjoy wow dumass.

[ThePotlood]

Not all muslims are terrorist, but most terrorists are muslim....

[svperivm]

@ThePotlood not, There is also Colombian terrorists, the FARC for example ...

[ThePotlood]

@svperivm That's correct, therefor I said MOST terrorist, not all of them.

[stargazat101]

ALLAHHOOWAKMAAA!!!!!! boom...,,

[mikkel4229]

@stargazat101 Allãhu Akbar ...

[teapotwar]

I'm an alarm clock and I found this offensive.

[FinalFantasy10RO]

Kinda offensive for us muslims except if they r not loyal to their religion...

[cairnrussell]

I find it offensive, I'm an alarm clock

[TripleDDDVideos]

Lol kinda true.

[vibius95]

I'm offensive and i find this Palestinian

[Banksy360]

Wow, Im mad ,

[cargonator]

every fucking morning...

[tf2hat]

FUS RO Allāhu Akba DAH!

[AustereRaptor]

Allahu Akbar!!!!

[IsmailAli123]

its funny because im muslim xD

[linuslillen01]

this is Chuck Norris alarm clock.

[Aris262]

This offends me, I hate it. Now I am going to click 'like', post it on facebook for all my friends to see and replay it 100 times in a row while laughing my ass off just to show you how much I hate it.

[skyeric07]

i guess 189 people dint get the wake up call

[derwap]

I am a muslim and I find this funny.

[irkek40]

@derwap because you are a stupid muslim . "god is great" "boooom" haha very funny

[derwap]

@irkek40 You make no sense, you infidel. GTFO>

[SinnerBeta]

Actually I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be offensive, like most of Family Guy's jokes.

And that's why it's funny.

[kyle95ification]

My life in 5 words

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

racist, predictable, and unfunny!!! triple threat!!!

[crazymidget96]

@WIlliamMunnyOutlaw i wouldn't say racist just politically incorrect

[Puanani07ify]

Now why didn't rebecca black have this alarm clock in her song. Probably' wouldn't have so many dislikes

[over9000ftwbaby]

lmfao i am watching this for the sixth time! i cannot stop! bwahahaha! Allahu Akbar! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[heartlessraza]

Fuck u

[NealKoke05]

now I know what to give my ex for Christmas!

[darklink223456]

7am waking up in the morning

*Blows up*

[OmfgBleach]

Its funny cuz its true.

[wlomas378]

well, there's one way to wake up feeling like p-diddy

but, that said, this is pretty offensive

[xDangerfield259x]

I used to be Palestinian, then I took an alarm clock to the knee.

[MrKetchup1333]

@xDangerfield259x YOAR COMMEHNT IS TEH LAWLS. :D

[animejerk05]

Somehow I was still late for work

[vintagekid1985]

Dieu est grand! BOOM

[vampirelover844]

Best ...alarm clock...EVA!!!!!

[ThaRestlessCableMan]

Oh hey at least I'm not the only one to have one of those

[Buffalohomer]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha xD

[ranksters03]

7 am wakin up in the mornin BOOMM

[ChaoticRupture]

In case you are wondering, I'll save you sometime by searching it for you....

According to Wikipedia.

Allāhu Akbar (الله أكبر). It is usually translated "God is the Greatest," This phrase is recited by Muslims in many different situations. For example, when they are very happy, to express approval, to praise a speaker, or as a battle cry, during times of extreme stress.

It is also libyas national anthem.

[Mustacheftw]

@ChaoticRupture Or you could have just said "The gibberish is what muslims spew before they set off their bomb vest."

[mikkel4229]

@ChaoticRupture Actually is Allah the name of their god... And not a word that means god...

So it means "Allah is the Greatest"... But you were very close... :)

[ChaoticRupture]

@mikkel4229 I said that according to wikipedia. In Arabic, the word means simply "the God" so the translation is not wrong.

just google allah and click wikipedia or allah hu akbar..

[mishal786fhf]

@ChaoticRupture yo dickhead it's just a joke, calm down

[TheUltimateCynic]

@ChaoticRupture I hear it most often just before they are about to blow themselves up.

[Dirk0Zijlstra]

@ChaoticRupture i was just wondering wat episode this is

[NGP989]

@Dirk0Zijlstra the episode S8E6 Quagmires's baby

[Dirk0Zijlstra]

@NGP989 thanks

[14tbates]

I now know what kind of alarm the creepers use, ALLAHU AKBAR! SSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOM!

[gloryglorybarcelona]

This is nothing. You don't own a Palesitian car starter.

[BananaMonkey786]

im a muslim and i find this offensive



[fadetoGTR]

@BananaMonkey786 nice username, monkey.

[aemc1986]

I'ts 7.00 and i fin...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[brett35540]

i am a terrorist and find this offensive

[taronyu20100]

ahahah wtf!!!



[nickj116]

Hahahaha.

[BBMASTER1999]

Allahu Akbar!!!!!

[marcosaraujok]

I used to be an palestinian. Then a took an arrow in the knee...

[jayha242]

me when i'm playing as a boomer in l4d

[lVladridista]

OMG LOLLLL

[istyhiongh3]

ALLAH WHO-ACKBAR!!

[2kool4u57]

That Won't wake me up but the draft coming from the roof eventually will

[shootingstar694]

I'm guessing there's no snooze button

[halnwheels]

@shootingstar694 There is a snooze button. It's just three blocks away.

[EmuManWysiwyg]

@shootingstar694 There is a snooze button but you only have the two seconds between the alarm being triggered and the bomb being triggered to press it.

[timmyhayden426]

I'm an alarm clock and I find this 7:00

[kyla2112]

I don't recall seeing Isrealis dancing in the streets on 9/11. Lets see, who were those people again...

[J95X3RNVY]

6:59:60 "CLICK" 7:00:01 "ALLAHU AKBAR" *Explosion*

[jpaliano]

I'm sure that'll wake me up, plus the whole neighborhood

[RachelT377]

@urrejhipokritet

the difference between Israels "terrorism" and the palestinian one is that is that the palestinians aim their attacks on civilian population with intention to kill civilians, in contrast to israels attempt to kill militants and ending up killing innocents. thats the difference, and it is a very vital one.

[RainbowsAndVampires]

lmaoooo

[funnymouth1912]

RUN BITCH RUN

[13thDagger]

Brace yourselves, 9gag coming.........

[Hypocrital]

ALLAHU AKBAR. *boom*

[futurepowered]

Lol sooooo true they r evil ppl this is not racist I approve it I wish eveyone knew the truth this video brings!!

[CelticAngloPress]

The writers of this show are mostly Jews.

Fyi.

[danchoe17]

I watched this clip right after I I looked at my alarm clock and found out it was made in Pakistan o.o

[urrejhipokritet]

FUNFACTS!

Did you know Israelites where the first to use suicide bombings for political/religious purposes?

Now you know...

FUNFACTS!

[IronicaL421]

@urrejhipokritet Did you know that between 2000 - 2005 only, 515 israelis died and 3248 were injured from suicide bombings?

[urrejhipokritet]

@IronicaL421 Did you know that 3,535 - 4,226 Palestinian civilians have died from hostilities since September 29 2000, compared to 731 Israeli civilians. Out of the 3535-4226 Palestinian civilians (not "terrorists" or "militants") 1471 were children, 125 Israeli children have died as well. Listen, both sides suffer, Palestinians much more though Anyways Family Guy is funny, but I don't see them doing jokes about the Israeli side, in US media all we hear about is Palestinian violence.

[NamgcoStudios]

@urrejhipokritet Are you retarded? The Palestinian militants have killed far more than 731 civilians. They target the civilian population whilst Isreal's military actually goes after those civilian killing douchbags. And do you know the worst part? American media denounces Isreal instead of Palestine.

[urrejhipokritet]

@IronicaL421 Note: I love Family Guy though, and I laughed at this clip, however I got disgusted at the hate towards Muslims, which is why I mentioned that terrorism has come from both sides.

[NamgcoStudios]

@urrejhipokritet The Isrealis don't hate muslims, they only hate the extreme ones that kill women and children.

[dbaig187]

@NamgcoStudios didnt your mom ever tell you "if you're jewish, you suck" ?

[NamgcoStudios]

@dbaig187 Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?

Didn't your mother ever tell you how she got stoned by your friends and father for leaving the house without a burkah?

[falconfira]

I love having a sense of humor. =D

[kkiwirocks]

I'm a house and I find this offensive :(

[MyPlaya1996]

Well it woke him up at least

[safesploit]

I'm a very very small alarm clock and I find this offensive.. :p

[YamatoXion]

A very Israeli joke

[supramanz]

Could be pakistani too

[Imanalalami]

LOL!!!! i'm palestinian and...this was hilarious

[GreenPlatypusBaby]

Im an alarm clock and i find this offensive!

[PsychosisFire]

i'm a grapefruit and i found this juicy

[Om0plata1]

lol im Palestinian and this is hilarious

[Paul0205]

You know, people say religion is evil and causes nothing but suffering and its extreme and its retarded and we should get rid of it but without it we wouldn't have jokes like this, so I say screw the atheists I want laughs

[plangetee]

Mcfarlen is an ass

[ugk38]

is the clock okay?????

[Berenueve]

@ugk38 yes, he's in heaven with 70 virgins

[Hatinonthehaters]

ALOH ITS 7 OHBAR

[martyjb11]

The Palestinian alarm clock also blew up 0:09

[yamenhawit]

I'm Palestinian (and atheist) and also find this hilarious! lol

(but so wrong... lol)

[chocomintpaste]

ringtone

[bywukime]

I'm an Alarm Clock and I find this offensive

[PivotSplosion]

I used to have a Palestinian alarm clock, then it took an explosion to the knee.

[bywukime]

@PivotSplosion

can u explain to me the "arrow to the knee" jokes ?

[XxSirMixalotXx]

@bywukime Its from the new Elder Scrolls game, Skyrim. Sometimes guards in cities say " i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee". so now anyone whose played uses it as a joke and now its really really old

[bywukime]

@XxSirMixalotXx

oh lol... :D

[rocketskullz]

yea



[yugison64]

Haha that is so funny

[rocketskullz]

press 7 lol

[dansulo1]

@rocketskullz u mean 6

[youngjoshiee]

@TheShadowmin0 nah i think hes just sayin hes an offensive person nd he thinks this is palestinian

[mattreed456]

finally! this is what I'm getting my ex-girlfriend for christmas! XD

[MrShitstains01]

@mattreed456 lol

[blazecronik2011]

SOUTH PARK

[wyrrox]

Snooze button?

[nikolaiorelov1908]

@wyrrox that we be ALLAHDAMNIT

[pentiumradeon]

wow talking to some of you feels like talking to a palestinian alarm clock.

[187RailroadBull]

I´m offensive and I find this palestinian

[TheShadowmin0]

@187RailroadBull ok is this adjective reversal thing the new thing now? geez theres always a new youtube trend ever minute...

[rezarahardian]

@TheShadowmin0

much better than arrow jokes though. that's the WORST meme ever.

[bashirali6]

ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I AM CRYING !!!!!!!!!

[TheMasterMindish]

What exactly does allahu akbar mean...

[kriskats19]

@TheMasterMindish It means God is great in arabic.

[triforceking33]

k its Family Guy

no one can hate on this

Family Guys all jokes

[ninicouturee]

Lol I'm muslim and I find this funny. xD

[jjj8035]

I'm palestinian and I find this funny. So you non-palestinians who are offended by this can stfu.

[CarterArts]

@jjj8035 I agree, I'm white, but it still really pisses me off how people get offended by racism when not only is it not aimed at them, but is not actually racist... They are more racist for assuming everything is racist... Polictical Correctness pisses me off too, Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep can suck my balls...

[natopower1]

169 people actually bought one of these.

[foxfire180]

Press 6 for "Allahu akbar!".

[dannymanish]

i wnt this in real i blowup mij school

[djmordigal]

It's funny how they're still alive without a scratch and the house looks in perfectly good condition after that explosion...

[Inkteresting]

ALLAHOOACKMARHHH

[GhanemFamily]

im canadian from a palastinian background and i find this funny xD

[RJR03]

hahahahahahahahaha sorry but this is hilarious

[lozminishcap]

Still fuckin hilarious after the 100th time

[kardas4210]

It's a trap!

[AgustinCuca]

Damn i just spit sandwich all over the place...

[UnlawFuL123]

i guess they dont know what is it mean Allahu Ekber.

[superokamifan]

@UnlawFuL123 its meant to say "allah hu ack bah" which means god is great in islamic

[trancowy89]

funny...

... not

[ARavingLooony]

oh ffs shut up arguing u idiots its a bloody clip from a tv show get th fuck over it

[PKUIOJHYTF1]

fuck you ...........what up people whay your heat us like that?

[Jamahyl]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL im a muslim and this made me CRY wid laughter. LOL

[Skarksee]

Jeez, Family Guy stereotypes every group indiscriminately, so calm down everyone.

All this religious arguing is silly considering Christians and Muslims all worship the same damn god anyway.

[GOOBLE07]

lmao, im muslim and I found this hilarious!!!! lmao

[TheSpigge]

HHAHAHA THIS IS SO EPIC, love family guy ;)<3