5 things Women Hate about Guys

[FlySamedX]

haha this guy is serious jokes... got a new sub

[LouieDaaPrince]

haha hahahah he tied this bitch down

[ilyaschembri]

hehehe ur great dude and as funny as this sounds it has it's own truths.....in quite an exagerated way though hehe

[RussianGameMusic]

Put it back in your mouth, its healthy xD lolz

[PowerWes]

It is amazing how many stupid people think he is being serious.

lol

[DiZfUnNyMaN]

HAHAHA, He tied her mouth .

[Bobharshal1]

His quality of speech was poor; I only "picked up" a few phrases...

[SharkyRullez]

that girls eyes are capturing my attention

[nothGhost]

1:40 - 1:42

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[imlegend172]

i don't understand all what he says .. but im sure he is a genius !!

[DJBOBBS]

wow i found you today, you are seriously one of the funniest people ive seen on youtube...

[tomidbk]

You rule man! hahahahah

[Champignon1000]

HAHAHAHHAHA EPIC! 1:37

[markw999]

I'm just going to throw this out there: you're girlfriend is totally hot with a gag in her mouth. Just sayin. 

[erikuu96]

sounding like a moron is sexy to women?

[DaBigX26]

@erikuu96 YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!? D:

[TheFlexEffect]

that girl's cute, does she have her own youtube channel...

[Suguru19]

Stop thinking The Notebook and start thinking GTA!!

[Suguru19]

Stop thinking the Notebook and thinking GTA!!

[Gnarlow87]

its supposed to be funny but also kind of true at the same time

[AceBean27]

I'm learning so much

[MrFaceeatingcancer]

OG furious is a legend 

[TheMightyPnut]

"Gender equality."

[txfreethinker]

I just love the looks on the girl's face while he's saying all this stuff! lol This is hilarious!! X-D

[stevo0able1]

Nah-nah keep it there. Its Healthy. XD

[ibsayem1337]

"that's silly" looooooooooool

[yinjara]

Your accent man, drives me nuts. I can pin point them pretty well. You kinda act/sound like this guy who used to live in russia when he was a kid, and grew up here. He's got this weird gangster accent going on like "your character" Hell even look like him with your hat there, I'm guessing a Easter Europe country? I don't know!

[fwragervold]

@yinjara I don't know where he's from, but he lives in Belgium. This voice is fake though, search DeanLeysen on Youtube for his secondary channel to hear what he actually sounds like.

[marginallymental]

Look, this won't make me popular with the guys (or heck, some of the ladies!), but John Mayer said it best: "Fathers, be good to your daughters / Daughters will love like you do. / Girls become lovers who turn into mothers / So mothers, be good to your daughters, too."

[LexFeather]

@marginallymental

Nice!!!

I remember watching American Idol a few years back and watching a guest singer attempt to bask in the greatness of John Mayer...he is classic! No imitations necessary. A true American hero!

[marginallymental]

Women are putting on weight to hold a vacuum cleaner...damn! THAT'S the reason my bootay keeps growing!

[Flachkoebba]

I hate unshaved men.

[SuckItLily]

@Flachkoebba Nonsense. There was a time when ALL men had beards and that time is not long enough ago in order for you to have other subconscious ideals than that. In short: You got issues with masculinity. Being afraid of beards is a conscious thing, get over it.

[wilders636]

@Flachkoebba then you must love love the gays and justin bieber then

[goldenbuds]

That put a smile on my face.

[yakuzamadddogg]

"Damn right! Now wait your turn"

[HumboJumboMan]

The biology part was right... Just an FyI

[crazygoat85]

I know you did this for comedy man (loving all your vids btw), but I really find there's a fair amount of truth in some of the things you say here.

[SwedishSahara]

What would you rather be are you a high class gentleman or a criminally minded low life?whatever life condition you have is the same type of girl you will attract its common sense!Its karma,cause & effect!If your the type of guy who will treat a girl like shit,because its what you think she wants,then you are mentally ill & ignorant!

[wilders636]

@SwedishSahara good for you now stop playin annie mae and eat this cake

[SwedishSahara]

FYI Intelligent,educated & successful women,like me.who are raised right with a father who was good to thier moms as an example,want a man who treats them good.Ive broke it off with every guy that didnt treat me right.Women who are raised in dysfunctional families will go for low life guys who will beat them up,put them down & treat them like shit.

[dumbnetworks]

thats silly .....hahahhahahahahhahaha

[7255202]

its true. nice guys finish last. I could never keep a girl buying shit and taking them out. They want to be drugged up and fucked hard and dont hang around or text a lot after like you enjoyed it or she wont call back for more.

[TheSUBGAMER]

This is actually all true

[rshenster]

i sharted

[zoharp55]

YOU ARE THE MAN !!!!!!  LOL

[PunkHardSisters]

I LMFAOed!!! The evolution bit just fucking killed me! XD

[YasminWinehouse]

you know man!!!! ahahah

[kyokiromi]

How about not talking like you are? It sounds so stupid...

[Metheny72]

@kyokiromi You must be new to his vids...Thats part of the joke.

[kyokiromi]

@Metheny72 I just dont get the point of posting something so stupid and possibly doing a five minute job when he coulda clearly done it far better...

[LoriLikeBAMM]

I love the looks this girl is doing behind his back :P

[xmoonXcricketx]

This guy knows just how to treat a lady. :)

My number is (666) 111-1989. Call me! <3

[mekanicalhumane]

I got a girlfriend just by watching this video.

[MCLuisF]

"Being nice: some guys buy things to women. That shit worked in the medieval age, when there were dragons and shit. That shit work no more" LOL

[cavoy9]

1:39-1:43 lol

[cvargas202]

ololololol shut the freack up girl

[DarkDreamQueen]

I admit the girl is pretty but sexy.... not my preference.... her look here makes me think she's sorta drugged out next to this guy...

[DarkDreamQueen]

@DarkDreamQueen nevermind, I just realize this video was a joke... lol

[Mr3DGamer]

1:42 LMAO

[AliceKelsey123]

Like if you had your eyes on the girl the whole time.. 

[mimicry88]

sexy girl. hilarious guy.

[christelvr69]

"no i am not going to watch that twilight shit"

Totally agree!

[6NK6]

1:50 LMAO !

[muzzledbandit]

lol i did this with a girl i hate..... it works!

[oxfordshirt]

between your eyebrows

[predatorinstincts]

that girl behind you has one eye looking to the east and the other to the west i was trying to make eye contact with her but in vain.

[SpeedDaMusicUp]

this is funny as sh*t yoh.. xD

[fusee7]

haha wthaafarrk . biology rofl. this shit is funny!!!!!

[drakegirl321]

i can't take this guy seriously

[atnighthawk]

@drakegirl321 Your not meant to....

[chileno39]

i came

[ahxpluhh]

Its sad but true how girls like assholes.

[toilet822]

82 people dont understand your message.

[Alkinoos7]

you know how to troll, man...

[riosbogarde]

:)):)):))) you should have your own show

[KasiekMUSIC]

80 people asked their mums

[hashimgas]

5 hookers and get AIDS no Thanks I'l buy the $100 Shirt..

[rinu123]

@hashimgas Spend a little more on the hooker and use rubber. Spending $100 on a shirt is just gay.

[atimofejevs]

Judging by the amount of crap you say, I'm surprised that YouTube servers haven't crashed yet. You do realize that you talk trash, right? And that girl is like OH MY GOD, what am I doing here... (Thumbs up if you agree, guys.)

[LOOKOUTSSIFY]

@atimofejevs Troll successful.

[Qwerty95ish]

@atimofejevs OMG you relized the joke your so clever

[ssurgeon00]

I love how none of the comments are about how ripped Furious is. People just expect a real OG to be like dat

[Ruderrrrrrrr]

My english is not good enough to understand!

Hes talking about how to be good to a lady with chameleon eyes?

[fawkkz]

@Ruderrrrrrrr hm... yes..

[iyomama]

wow, i cant tell if this is a joke or if this is the truth

[Schmidteren]

there are still dragons...

what is this guy talking about?

[Schmidteren]

lol

[zachfresh]

SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS A BE A DICK

[al3x54]

Her eyes are looking at 2 different places lolol

[Anuksonamun]

What is a nice looking woman doing with a @**%$# like him???? I like a man opening a door for me, This to me means that he has maners and was not 'born in a barn'. In looking at this so-and-so you can always tell the ones that used to bunk school If my partner tried to tie a clothe over my mouth, his hands would no longer work! But I count myself lucky. He respects me and I respect him.

[jaxapprentice]

@Anuksonamun have you seen his other channel? it is just an act. this isnt the real him... i think

[WeshQ2]

@Anuksonamun lolololololol this is his gangsta account where he makes funny things he's actually reallllly smart look up DeanLeysen and find one of those videos. I don't even know how you can take this seriously

[Anuksonamun]

@WeshQ2 - Just defending the female race!

[Cheeeeeeesee]

@Anuksonamun shut up you ugly bitch its a joke

[Anuksonamun]

@Cheeeeeeesee  - Temper temper!!!!!!!!!!!

[iAREanthonyyy]

In the medieval days when there weren't as many women and there were dragons and shit LMAO

[iAREanthonyyy]

lmao wtf is up with that chick's eyes?

Pause at 1:09 and cover one of her eyes with a finger. Then cover up the other eye with a finger. Is it just me?

[HxC22666]

@iAREanthonyyy haha wow.. No its not just you.

[NarutoFanBoyie]

@iAREanthonyyy she looks a tiny bit crosseyed.

[PaulThePuppetier]

the only time Furious' girl spoke in a video I saw she got tied up

that mean he's a real motherfuckah,you know wha i mean?

[DnBJonas]

That's silly... *tied up*

[loverlei79]

The funniest thing about this video is the blank expression on the girls face...

[sputnik01234]

dont fuck wit nature, all im sayin' XD

[RussianRican271]

Lmao!!



[AmauryPenseur]

Your girlfriend looks beautiful.

[Hoodnasty0]

ur gfs got a lazy eye xD

[speedyfreak17]

@Hoodnasty0 no she doesnt

[arkagui]

stop thinking GTA LMAO

[Lanja1991]

this makes all gfs and bfs break up lol..terrible tips

[donnieb25901]

@Lanja1991 bullshit, you tell that bitch no and lock her up when she tries to leave. They like that.

[Falconvk]

@Lanja1991 you must be really smart... or something

[Lanja1991]

@Falconvk Well, Yes I AM smart ..why??lol ...I hope you were serious

[LazoCroBj]

why does she have a derp face the whole time?

[zazenzach]

haha shes laughing

[dksharktooth]

I watch furious videos before going on a date. Gotta prep dat inner furious.

[Zilgas]

Your girlfriend adds some essential spice to your movies. We definitely need more of her :P

[shinenjusenna]

Nice guys finish last , thats why I treat you like trash~ Not what I really wanna do~XD

[TheNeoDaedalus]

Sadly, there's some truth in there. 'Nuff said.

[HALOOOU1]

tha bitch is cross eyed ma niggu

[TheReactiveme]

@HALOOOU1 No she isn't...

[HALOOOU1]

@TheReactiveme  yea she is, stop at 0:1 n you gonna see

[K1llJ0Y94]

we made to make money watch football and tapout lol good shit

[vegeteriancannibal]

Yo furious, you fuckin hillarious man!

[RapidCycling07]

yo this video is mad fuckin funny nigga!

[FAStrike1995]

Yes. I'll take your advice(s). ._.

[amm891]

Gender equality

[yoursurvivalkit]

NO , YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY FRIES......

[SickAlot]

I made 400 Accounts to Like This.

[kingkingf]

when there were dragons and shit :D :D

[TDG62]

@kingkingf lmfaoooooo

[RayDaaang]

All of these are pretty bull, but thing is, the last one about being nice guys finishing last, SO TRUE! Dont let anyone else tell you otherwise, dicks get to fuck pussies, pussies get fucked.

[bloDoja]

"GENDER EQUALITY!"

[nitosandrius]

;))) didnt sleep last night... i was reading the game of style ;)))

[4mike8]

stop thinking the notebook, and start thinking GTA.. AHA CLASSIC!!!

[onlyway2christ1]

Men need to learn how to play the game too. When She's says HI, he starts begging her for her azz. He is already behind the 8 ball!!!

If she text you, don't txt her back right away. Let them get a bit curious first. But if they don't txt you back, don't go sending her dbl text or triple txt.

PLAY THE GAME BOYS, and show them whose their DADDY!!! PIMP IT --- lololol

>>>THUMBS_UP<<<

[onlyway2christ1]

MEN, read this

Women say, "Do you love ME, do you need ME, will you Die for ME, cause if you do like you say, I want EVERYTHING YOU HAVE so I can screw you over!!!

Women's Liberation

WAKE-UP CALL MEN

>>>THUMBS_UP<<<

[qpraulitoqp]

lmaoo at 1:04 this dude covers her fuking mouth hahaa!!

[TheShabbydabbydoo]

oh yeh girls love it when u puch grannies just like when there where dragons ;D

[Itoast3r]

@LEDman3000 this is so mean, ur one of this dumb guys that deserve to live alone forever. Looks doesn't matter when you love with someone.Jerk

[BrandonBlaze904]

the woman is like woah wtf.

[LEDman3000]

Dont be a pussy.. tell her shes an ugly skank!

[sonofuhpimp01]

time 2 setup yo game folks peep this foe rillz!!

[powersmalik]

Punch an Old Lady Bitch made moutha Fucka xD this dude say the most random shit xD

[exclusiveop]

i'm new to his videos and i know that he isn't being serious but i'm wondering if he really does talk like this?

[Carrymancer]

@exclusiveop No he doesnt :D, hes from Belgium, not Texas

[burt0n1093]

@Carrymancer Who is belgian ? can't find the message of exclusiveop

[TheGingerAndBrunette]

i love it when he says always say no

[p00ned0wned]

She has serious derp face going on at beggining.

[SpiritualAngelGaming]

How much did you pay that durp chick to be in this video. >:P

[SeB4MW2]

@SpiritualAngelGaming she is his sister

[OGFurious]

@SeB4MW2 girlfriend. Sister is the one in the last martial arts videos. ;)

[TheMarielJoy]

Your trying to be funny but your just being a dick

[11131518]

a i fuck eit this man g up

[Komeakaza]

Stop thinking the notebook and start thinking GTA =D

[MrGoldRolex]

Your answer is "Damn Right" 1:12 her face is like a hell no and you aint getting non of this tonight!

[MrGoldRolex]

she looks depressed

[TheBargar]

I know the guy is joking but i still thing he is a dick

[TheQueenIsAWhore]

@TheBargar Trying watching his other channel. He's really nice. Scary nice.

[TheBargar]

@TheQueenIsAWhore No i find him annoying BIG time.... Thanks any way.... BTW I do hope your not suggesting our Queen is a Whore ? TSK TSK TSK SHAME ON YOU LOL

[TheQueenIsAWhore]

@TheBargar Why sir! What on Earth are you talking about? Are you a bee?

[TheBargar]

@TheQueenIsAWhore what am i talking about ? what are you talking about ?

[TheQueenIsAWhore]

@TheBargar The queen bee, sir.

[TheBargar]

@TheQueenIsAWhore SIGH. !

[NicoleH2000]

she has a lazy eye

[NalaTheInvader]

69 dislikes 0.0

[MMArtist99]

Guys,

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Here's what you need to do

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

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