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  • I really hate how seriously everyone took this -.- He was joking hen he said you'd look like a pedophile... it's what he does... joke about things.

  • Should of been a chick lol.

  • Its what they play on the nonces wing. You should seee the state of their screens.

  • so what if a 25 year old buys it? is that less suspect

  • @TheDEATHSTARIII Slightly less..yes. It gets incrementally more sick, by the year, from then on.....until by the age of 40, the police are automatically sent to your house!

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  • lol funny

  • ever played seaman?

  • Wow his mind was in the gutter. You could be like a parent or sibling. gee pedophilia is not what i thought of when i saw milo at all yeesh. Some people just want to make things awkward. I bet if my mom saw milo she would think it was cool with out wanting to sexually molsest the virtual boy.

  • @harryforeman, shut your noise hole you little piss weesel.

  • @BurthammerV2 hahahahaha good one.

  • @harryforeman I guess the irony is lost on you then.

  • @unholyjebus good one

  • @humandalek1234 One of the "greatest"? You must have lived as a hermit with only his dvd and player, if you think he is one of the greatest. And you're impotent.

  • @dcamilleri00 he is one of the greatest comedians and gamers ever to have lived some thing youl never be or do or ever have a chance at

  • The tech itself is pretty impressive, but it does give me creepy vibes.

    Also, I get the impression that Peter Molyneux often gets crippled by his own ambition.

  • @ThatMan0verThere Well Fable 2 and 3 were massive dissapointments. He often overhypes his own games, more so than other developers. Until he makes Black and White 3, he's off my radar.

  • Kinect is a bad idea for games, but it is wonderful for doing other things with it. Look on youtube for amazing things that people have done with the Kinect.

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  • hhmm maybe you shouldn't buy it if your over 30, BECAUSE IT IS DESIGNED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN MORON, So it isn't sick to us

  • @lucybailey98 Just get out.

  • @lucybailey98 but surely your average young children can't buy it, not having the relatively high-incomes and all? If no one over the age of 30 bought it (or 25+ to be fair) then the children for whom it was designed would never play it. Nor would they have a console on which to do so.

  • @lucybailey98 It's a joke.

  • He dose swing to high & then low between the grounds of jokes & satire & I think He leaves Himself room to back peddle on proper truely deep heavy biteing satire (as on newswipe), that could jeperdise the 10' live thing & such, He Cant take that risk. Coward .

  • Charlie Brooker was right from the start.

    Kinect is a flop *what a surprise*

  • Uncanny valley...

  • re: "why make it a little boy?"

    why not make it a bitter British middle-aged satirical journalist and television personality :)

  • hand the game out to the catholic church priests...

  • I love the amount of people on this video that can't handle that the Brits/Aussies pronounce things properly..eh..I mean differently.

  • itspetafile not pindafile

  • LOL brilliant! You could tell he disliked it on Gameswipe. I wasn't aware he had THIS much hatred towards it though. xD

  • 169 people are looking like a "peeeedofeel" as the retard in this video says

  • @funnystickman119

    Really? You really can't handle the fact that people in different corners of the world pronounce things differently? Really?

  • @cmwissy The world is round.....

  • @funnystickman119

    Not very good with colloquialism or turns of phrase, huh?

  • If some animated kid threw something at me I'd just stand still, let it drop and look at said child contemptuously.

  • Sick means amazing

  • Charlie Brooker and Frankie Boyle need to get together and brainstorm. Make the most funny darkest show ever.

  • @SpiralOfWhite Nah, Charlie Brooker makes subtle, poignant and acerbic observations whereas Frankie Boyle (although darkly humorous) relies on unsubtle shock tactics.

  • @sonofliberty1 I did not say they are alike other then being dark. I just want to see them do something together.

  • @SpiralOfWhite And although you want to see that, I can guarantee that you never will... I just pointed out that their styles would not suit one another.

    Charlie Brooker and Stewart Lee might make a good writing partnership, otherwise his pre-existing writing partnership with Chris Morris is pretty amazing. Nathan Barley is one of the most bleak comedy shows of recent years.

  • @sonofliberty1 Okay, this is my last comment cus you seem to know then me. I am talking about anything! Frankie being on screenwipe talking about how shit kids tv is, them being a team on a panel show together. them both being interviewed on Johnathon ross with one on the sofa. From that little I know of UK tv that could happen. but I guess I am wrong if you can guarantee that that never will never be in the same room interacting in any way on tv for some reason.

  • @sonofliberty1 This is true.

  • wow this is why the world is so corrupt .. virtual kid on xbox and the first thing that comes to mind is pedafile wow

  • @MrMustang210 Thats why the world is 'corrupt'? lol. You sure?

  • @MrMustang210 and you mean pedophile.

  • @MrMustang210 This is not why the world is corrupt. This is symptomatic of a corrupt world.

  • In response to Charlie Brooker Microsoft is releasing it's add-on, "Jimmy", the 35 year old drunk from the Black Pool England.

    "Hi Jimmy, how's it going?"

    "I'm drunk as a scallywag, i just woke up with crumpet and tea all over the bed room. Yah tough night, but its okay i'll be cheerio, savvy? Anyways i'm having a biscuit, here catch. How does it taste? Thats not a biscuit its actually my shit, i just took a shit on my hand and threw it at you. Ok Be right back i have hookers to fuck"

  • Project milo has been scrapped probably because someone at ms finally realized it was the worst idea ever.

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  • Agreed

  • I think this guy is confused. Project Milo is just a demo of this technology, there are a variety of characters you can react with, such as the guy in the fighting game or the girl that helps the other girl pick out a dress, etc, etc... (I'm referring to that Project Natal/Kenect Commerical).

  • @IslandCave

    Nah, he's Charlie Brooker...Used to be a professional Games Journalist on seminal and recently closed PC Zone, the first dedicated PC Gaming mag in the UK. He knows his games.

    He's simply taking the piss in a cynical manner, because that is what he does....It's his comic style.

  • @IslandCave Hes not confused because those "demos" like Project Milo are intended to be part of the future or somthing they are aiming towards in the future & thats not a future he wishes to take part in. ( neither do i it is creepy)

    The man in this video is a highly educated man.

  • @athleticguyUK I think Charlie Brooker's grate but he not a "highly educated man" he dropped out university in fact

  • @255ad Just because sombody dropped out doesnt mean that they are not highly educated,far from it.

    Even If he had "failed" at university he could of still been highly educated.

    Plus Charlies TV shows prove hes intelligent.

    Look at people like Simon Cowell... would you agree hes real intelligent? he didnt even finish high school!

    And its "great" not "grate" and " but hes not" or "but he is not" not " but he not".

  • @athleticguyUK no his programs prove he has a intuitive understanding of humourer and showmen ship the content of his programs are often little more then stereotypical guardian rhetorical

    P.S I have spelling dutifulness it has nothing to do with general Intelligence

  • @255ad What about the rest of my comment? lol

    Just because sombody quit university doesnt mean they lack knowledge & are not highly knowledgeable,just means they quit! lol

    If you was knowledgeable you would know that! ;)

  • @athleticguyUK You're right - "intelligence" isn't necessarily restricted to the academic sense.

  • @255ad

    Charlie Brooker is one of the most influential people around. I'm at Uni at the moment and I actually admire him for dropping it, he thought outside the box of the straight and narrow and did what he was comfortable with, not what others wanted him to do.

    Out of interest, how many books have you published?

  • @Needham90 how do you know "he thought outside the box" maybe he dropped out because couldn't handle the work load or was just failing.

    "Out of interest, how many books have you published?" OK 1) that a Ignoratio elenchi called "Appeal to accomplishment" and 2) he got hid books publicised because he's famous and 3) I'm 17

  • Wow, I was expecting comments on how amazing Charlie is, instead as usual it's a flamewar between like 3 egomeniacal youtube viewers.

  • @Pilkingtube I will oblige gladly:

    Charlie is pretty fucking awesome.

    That is all.

  • @Schmappnschmazz yet another typical wanker who would love nothing more than suck charlie brookers balls

  • @Pilkingtube

    you have to dig rreeeaaallyyy deep into the comments to find anything positive :L

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  • @Pilkingtube That is about the most succinct thing I have heard since the Enlightenment began

  • this invention is ludicrous!!! XO i don't wanna have night mares

    

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  • Kinnect, or natal as it's called here, doesn't appeal to me whatsoever. I play games to relax not to swing my arms around like a twat or to have a virtual friend.

  • you only will feel like a pedo if you THINK like that...i hate ignorance like this, the implications of this are huge.

  • @yesterdaysguy The funniest thing is, people DO think like that. If you saw a fifty year old guy who looked slightly creepy go and buy Milo, what would you think? I can bet that you would think something entirely different if he had a kid with him.

  • @yesterdaysguy no, theres an element of feeling uncomfortable in todays society when it comes to grown men interacting with small children. Same way with Milo, you have no idea what some sick fuckers would do with that game.

  • Alright, let's "uncensor" this shit.

    0:32 Bullshit

  • con: aggrivating brit, wierd to new people. pro: set him to remind u to use a rubber, could get hi with him and he wouldnt be hogging the weed.

  • 0:38

    This is the truest, most accurate description of what that Milo thing is XD

  • @Levion Let's make it an alien, alright. No more controversy.

  • I love how the amount of people who find the way we pronounce paedophile weird. Aren't we Brits wacky?

    It's only in America they spell it pedophile, so you're the ones who spell it 'weird'.

  • why not scrap milo, and replace it with some chick?

  • I've never heard of a peiedoFile

  • It could be a good anti piracy move if microsoft puts out some torrents with a version where the little boy calls the police for looking at his arse too much.

  • he wants it to be a little girl

  • Is that why thier called 'microsoft' which mean little boys penis. You'd say it was sick if PS3 did a little school girl. Why not a talking dog, mouse, car or even your own avatar.

  • @Simwillb because that's not as fun as talking to a person. they should have had an adult in it though, to avoid the 'pedophile' thing he's talking about it.

  • A PEA-DOFILE

  • I bet that Mr.Alvaroz guy is just some fagget trying to cause trouble,we should just ignore him.All he wants is attention and we shuld piss that little 2 year old off.One more comment Mr.Alvoraz "PS3 is a dumbass's console,Xbox is for champs!"

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  • i don't get whats so sick about it i guess...seems fun to me -shrugs- it might be a game for kids idk o.o

  • @Rangequeen2010 there's nothing really wrong with it, we british are somewhat cynical to start off with and mr. charlie brooker does it for a living, talking to a virtual child doesn't make you a paedophile, even if you are an adult.

  • @gtaphonemaster no i wont stop y u hav a problem xbox faggot u wasted ur money buy xbox haha

  • pedophile lol

  • no its not

    

  • I disliked this vid, because it associates childhood with paedophilia while the intent to make Milo a child is clearly obvious after having watched the (new TED 2010) demo: Milo is yet far from perfect - even as demonstrated - and requires both cooperation and forgiveness.

    A child at that age is both curious by nature and very fast in acquiring new skills - a perfect fit for the current state of Peter Molyneux's project :-)

  • well i hope the 2nd time these producers make somthin like this , it wud be a lady -.-

    " hey jessica ! can you show me your pussyhole ?!"

  • id still buy project milo just from a pure technical stand point to see just how much bullshit peter molyneux talks.

  • it's all fake if you haven't noticed

  • And we wait until the modders manage to make a sex sim out of it ...

  • @Tjorvz1 the keep that for themselves

    

  • @Tjorvz1 Except it's on the console and you can't mod console games.

  • @Averagegamer100 You'd be surprised...

  • @Averagegamer100 Says who? It's extremely easy to mod xbox games... You gotta stop thinking we live in the 90's. Search it up. Console games are moddable.

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  • @Armyboypyro

    Please stick to having virtual children

  • @TheVidyaValley ha no way man i don't want any kids i'm saving my money for me but if i do have a kid they will be pure Aryan, no black or mexican blood

  • I love Charlie, but Milo was not centered for 'heavy adults' or so. Well, if you're a gamer and you have Xbox... And so on, you would probably buy it, just because it's something innovative. It's not like you make Milo your diary-thingie. That would be weird, I suppose, when you're a 30-something man, for example.

    But in ironical way I kinda agree, why little boy? Well, we're supposed glad it isn't a girl. Because that would be boring.

  • fuck you buddy no shit ppl over 30 arnt going to buy it dumbass its for kids. i dont think they planed on making this so you can go jack infront of it!

  • @dirtbikerider68 ha nice but people who are over 30 and wanted a kid i guess now will have one but this one has less responsibilities so i guess thats good

  • He's jealous!

  • They should make one with Megan Fox instead of Milo.

  • fuck u milo what u heard me bitch "PWN"

  • Hi Milo

    Hi

    Hey milo, Ever seen a grown man naked?.....hahaha

  • Your hair is sick!

  • Of course, it's bullshit. There will be nothing innovative in this. It might be able to recognise faces, scan images, distinguish the tonality of voices and tell whether you're saying one of a small set of sayings (eg. yes, no, i don't know). Like all good marketing companies, Microsoft are good at grouping different elements of existing technology into a nice package.

  • Yeah totally, the deom everyone has seen is set up for sure. Ive seen prgrams that respond to voice/text, and when you actually try and just TALK with them... FAIL. They just dont understand you. It would be cool if the tech was there, but we know it isnt. Theyl let themselves down when it comes to an unbias review. These motion sensors for xbox and sony are gonna bum hard as well, gaming with a pad, online play, and just a damn good game is so well one now, people want that, and more of it.

  • the next itteration will be named Miley...just to appease Charlie Brooker :P

  • lol I love British accents! PETA-Phile! x]

  • This guys pushing the Wii and what makes it so funny the Wii has been a fail overall

  • In response to Charlie Brooker Microsoft is releasing it's add-on, "Micky", the 32 year old barfly from the london docks.

    "Hey Micky, how you been?"

    "Fucking terrible. I got Terry's boys like wolves at the door sayin' if i don't pay 'em by the end of the week they'll break my shins, I ran out of fags and the renault's tyres got slashed this morning. Here, catch this brick and go throw it at the shop window"

    "D:"

  • @RioGiovanni I'd love playing that.

  • @RioGiovanni couldnt stop laughingXD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaaahaHAHA­AHAHhahahHAHAHAHAH

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  • hahahahaha peeeetifile 

  • @mclineman66 so its english

  • @AudibleOpinion So you legitimately think that Microsoft would back a game where you can molest a child? I know they have a shedload of money, but they really can't want to put themselves in a position where every single person on the planet would hate their guts.

  • Charlie Brooker, you are a fuckwit. This is a natural progression of gaming technology. "Everyone over 30 who buys it will look like a paedophile"? Ridiculous. At no point can you remove any item of Milos clothing or simulate touching him in an inappropriate way. If your first thought was "Oh God, what if someone tries to rape Milo?!?" what exactly does that say about you?

  • @andyrevell Your right you cant do any of that, yet.

  • @andyrevell It's natural progression of what the ps2eye was. I doubt kinect will actually add anything to any type of genre except for minigames. Also think about this. A thirty year old man with no kids buys milo and kate. What do you think of him? obviously he had to buy a friend and couldn't make real ones, and also, why a kid? It would make you look like a pedophile, no matter what you do in or with the game.

  • @RevJesseJackson So, let me get this right, if a carer buys someone with down syndrome or Autism Project Milo to help them with social interactions, if they're over a certain age, that automatically makes them a PAEDOPHILE? ("Paedo" from the latin for "Child" "Phile" from the latin for "Sexual"). No offence intended, but that is round about the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • @andyrevell That's something totally different. But if that did happen, a caretaker just walked into a Best Buy alone and bought Milo and Kate, yes, he would look like a pedophile to everyone in the store. It wouldn't matter what his intentions were. People will always judge you without knowing your intentions. I assumed you've actually lived a day in the real world. I also believe that it's better to help a child make actual relationships then virtual ones.

  • @RevJesseJackson Right, last time mate: PAE-DO-PHILE. People are entitled to think as they see fit, if you have done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to hide. For the record: I have volunteered extensively with Autistic and disabled children and they found it far easier to relate to game characters than real people, so this would be ideal.

  • @andyrevell It's spelled either way. Look it up, "mate". I applaud you for helping autistic children. Back to my original point, which had NOTHING to do with autism or carers. A random man buys it. He looks like a PEDOPHILE. I never said that it made him a PEDOPHILE. I said it made him look like one. By saying that people are entitled to think as they see fit, you're already agreeing. I'd be willing to bet that had they found Milo and Kate at Michael Jackson's house, controversy would have hit.

  • @andyrevell You certainly don't know your Latin, as it actually comes from Ancient Greek for "child I love". And if you knew anything about spelling, then paedophile, pedophile, and pædophile are all acceptable.

  • This guy is ridiculously ignorant...the point of the Project Milo demonstration was to show the world what the Natal could be capable of.

    Instead of taking the time to THINK for one moment, he automatically rejects the technology because of what he sees on the surface of the demonstration. Sad, really. Also, if his first thought was "pedophile"...well, I guess we know where his mind is at.

  • @ThePathologist123 It's actually being released as a game. Also, the video they showed was fake. It is not only sick, it's also reflective of society in a way. Instead of going out and actually making friends, people can but a pretend friend for their xbox.

  • If milo is real, then I'll eat my hat.

  • @Nibor7301 Want some salt with that? >:D

  • i think its pretty cool.... wonder if you can kick milos ass

  • THis is so damn wrong SO sick they should Destroy the "Milo" game and just keep other gaems for project natal

  • ha ha wtf is this guy on

  • bitch yo dirty ass sick nd horrible

  • he has a point its like a 30yr women talkin to milo and sayn "CAN I GIVE U A BLOW JOB" lmao!

  • "Milo's like" Why dont you have any clothes on Grandpa?

  • I would want to buy MILO just so I can try to punch and kick him to the point where he is bleeding and all bruised up D:<

    I agree with this vid, anyone even older than MILO would be considered as a pedophile, and anyone at the same age and gender with milo would be considered gay xD lol

  • @DangerMac123 or be considered as someone with very few friends (if any) for that matter XD

  • WANKER

  • well i have tried project and natal and the one thing i found a tad disturbing was that it will register anything. absolutely anything. i didnt ask rude stuff to milo but it does work. and it aint bullshit tbh. did ya know you can punch milo :P

  • @cgsmitherine3 Punch him! :O I have to try it out :O

  • move what? kinect who? i want 3ds!!! but thats just me lol :)

  • fuck all you haters.

  • 'Hello, how are you today?'

    'I'm good Milo, have you ever seen a man jerk off in front of a TV?'

    'What?'

  • @SirRunnerBean Why would you yerk of to Milo, you and 57 others are sick.

  • @SirRunnerBean 'Hello, how are you today?'

    'I'm good Milo, you want a dildo? (scans in)'

    'You can draw very nice I see!'

  • loool XBOX pley XBOX stop XBOX Suck my Dick looool

  • @sweetmaniac8969 Erm, Milo and Kate was written by Lionhead, a British software company. I agree with Charlie though, its very creepy.

  • @sweetmaniac8969 Okay, I really don't where don't start with that comment, it was just incredibly retarded all round.

  • @sweetmaniac8969 Oh my god you fucking FAIL. This IS British technology you fucking retard.

  • @VanguardBeta lol at that comment 

  • @VanguardBeta he's tellin the truth natal sucks n xobox sucks n microsoft sucks!!!!!

  • @sweetmaniac8969

    Haha, you're so stupid. Go to fail-blog, they will love you there.

  • @SpyengoEen surely you mean artoftrolling ;). Seriously love how somebody can fail as badly as sweetmaniac8969 has here tho... doesn't even realize where the Milo and Kate comes from XD.

  • @sweetmaniac8969 WE INVENTED THE FUCKING INTERNET. PROJECT NATAL, IS BRITISH!!!! CUNT.

  • @Crazym0j0 Well said, you'd be surprised how many Americans think the world wide web was invented by a yank.

  • @sweetmaniac8969 you mean like the invention of the Television, The Steam powered Train (AKA locomotive), The Electromagnet, the Electric Motor, The Internal Combustion Engine, Lightbulbs (invented by Joseph Swan, NOT Edison), Cats Eyes (safety device for night time motorway/highway driving still used internationally, HEAVILY so), the Radio and Sonar... do I need go on about this?

  • I hope there is an addon which turns Milo into Chuck Norris.

  • hes saying he dun want nofing to do wit it, yeah right i bet when it hits the stores he will be the first one to get it fucking hypocrite!!