Sonic Sez - Wild Animals (Zoobotnik)

[jonasosaurus]

Not if I have me gloves on...

[KittyandMimmy11]

"Now Tails...Don't touch that squirrel~"

-Tails is magnetically pulled towards it-

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"

[BlueAce283]

Squirrel: "Hypocrites..."

[MissiCupcake553]

Because ALL squirrels wear top hats, bow ties and cuffs.

[superfawful65]

What was Robotnik doing with that dog?

[141516roxas]

come on there wild animals hedgehog and fox -_-'

[snakedeadly]

Sonic sez dont touch the animals PINGAS!

[ImAJ00guy]

Heck, it even had a collar!

[ImAJ00guy]

That animal that chased Robotnik looked a lot like a dog, which is a domesticated animal.

[MrLegoman6164]

awww....Tails was hungry

[TheMouseAvenger]

@MrLegoman6164 Naw, I think he just wanted to play with the cute little squirrely... ^_^ I know I would! :D Oh, wait, that kinda defeats the purpose of this segment, LOL!

[Invisiblecheezburger]

Don't get rabies children!

[Jakerooo123]

Wait... Sonic's the one who adopted a fox that fell on his head as his little brother... Is he the right person to be saying this?

[TheMouseAvenger]

@Jakerooo123 Hmmm, I dunno, really...Go figure! XD

[owlblazek]

Why is a squirell wearing a tophat. Thatwould mean an owner put it on.........

[owlblazek]

0:00-0:01 STAY TUNED. FOR WHAT?

[roguetrip99]

But Sonic IS a wild animal, technically

[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

But Sonic's constantly opening whole crates full of wild animals!

[TorchicBlaziken313]

Considering the entire Sonic universe is populated by furries, this has unsettling implications.

[firereed4]

@TorchicBlaziken313 Several games do have regular animals.

[TheMouseAvenger]

@TorchicBlaziken313 I think Sonic's actually referring to animals that DON'T walk, talk, etc.

[Namadu7]

0:11 - You gotta love how badly they messed up the perspective here. I mean, look at how much of Sonic's body you can see compared to Tails'!

[theyissofunny]

But...the squirrel looks more civilised than Sonic...

[TheMouseAvenger]

@theyissofunny I know, I can tell by the top hat he wears! *tee-hee!*

[TheSugargliderkid]

But Tails is a FUCKING ANIMAL

[O2Eater]

The dog chasing Robotnik was one of the dislikers.

[misspinkpunkykat]

So if I'm not supposed to touch wild animals or pets I don't know, would Sonic let me pet him?

[MrRsmaster31]

ok so if a animal is bleedingdont touch it! great to know next time i see a dog or cat bleeding i will get away from it!

[DarkCheetah1]

SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL. SONIC IS RIGHT.(at leadt 'bout the squirrel)

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Animals, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by a human you like. But if someone tries to touch you, that's NO GOOD.

So what do you do? First, you get scared. Then, you bite.

[rawwis1]

I know sonic.Some of them don't actually hurt!

[Pikajedi]

Screw you Sonic, I touched a frog I found in my sidewalk and it didn't harm me one bit, so you have been proven WRONG!

[Turbo200X]

But isn't sonic a wild animal?

[rawwis1]

Sure.He's a friendly hedgehog who lives in the desert.OF COURSE he is!!!!!

[jcrowley1985]

If you think into it, Sonic told Tails not to touch himself. Think further....

[jzygorodimos]

press 7

[iamchris4lifefan11]

ITS A TRAP!

[jcrowley1985]

Uh Sonic, aren't you and Tails wild animals?

[rawwis1]

Well...yes and no.

[TheMouseAvenger]

@jcrowley1985 Not if they walk & talk & stuff, LOL! XD

[1994Prondy]

Remember furries, do not touch animals or they bite

[lblakelhall]

thanks sonic, do not touch animals, btw i hate animals, and never going near one again, cuz i got bitten my a dog, and it was chasing after me scary...

[rawwis1]

Don't you mean,"by" a dog?

[SBBFDlightoverlord]

Tom: that's a load of balonley besides Heloise is human and we are animals ourselves. she can hug us all she wants without us hurting her

Sonic: I really hate my job

Tails: well quit

[Kelerak256]

DOOON'T TOUCH!

[bestinworld36]

Tails: Hey Justin Bieber come down. Sonic: Hold it Tails that wild animal could be dangerous.

[TaTgurl1003]

@bestinworld36 LOL!

[GsukiMKFan]

DONT TOUCH

[msSonic191]

But sonic I picked you up at the pet store the other day lol!XD

[EpicEevee9001]

Sonic and tails ARE animals!

[pikachuace3]

... The next day Tails though Sonic's advice was crap, so he went back to the tree, the squirrel gave him rabies, he went on a mass rabies spreading rampage, and died in a dark alley that night. The end.

[BlueKeyAnimations]

Sonic: Hold it tails! Don't touch that squirrel! It may have sqaids!

[Elevendy5Productions]

squrirel+top hat and tie= RABIES!!!!!

[TehMeme1337]

oh yeah sonic,who knows how much snakes i picked up and gave a wolf some food

[beebnegron]

SONIC IS A WILD ANIMAL. I MEAN. REALLY . HES LIKE A DAMN CHAINSAW!

[Shadogal94]

#1) you should never try to touch or pick up an animal that wears a sophisticated top hat. that's NO GOOD.

#2) lmfao @ robotnik not having using open-mouth ventriliquism to shout "DOWN BOY".

#3) "play it safe with animals you don't know. don't touch sonic. >:(" 0:26 - 0:30

[SuperMrBentley]

Rememner Kid dont touch Squirrels with top hat.

[Spagettieater9000]

So Sonic tells Tails not to touch squirrels but he touches Sally in a few place best not talking about.

[youkid1000]

tails is a foxis a hedehog THERE WILD ANIMALS

[Faron64]

heheheheheh touch ;D

[GiromCalica]

Remember kids, rich people has rabies due to their top hat

[mjfan123100]

why does he say sonic sez right after giveing advise is it like one day hes like tails and knuckles stop touching my stuff SONIC SEZ!!!!!!! im serious u guys should do that if u are giveing advise after that say your name then sez at the end ok p.s. never watch this so GEORGE SEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CreatonStudios]

So, anything with a tophat has rabies?

[animeflower09]

So a talking hedgehog which is a wild animal that wears clothes is telling us not to pet a squirrel which is also a wild animal that wears clothes and probably talks?

....O.o

Does anyone else see anything wrong with that?

[XxDkRoguexX]

1 that squirrel was no where near tails

2 Its got a hat and smiles

3 Robotnik PwNeD

[LuigiFan99]

did sonic saay u can pregnate it

[fmanerd95]

I like the way eggman screams when the dog chases him. so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[super58173]

Wasn't Tails originally supposed to be a mutated-rabid squirrel?

[TheAppleMan100]

the squirrel with a hat looks safe sonic

[jedihunter176]

Robotnik tried to molest that dog.

[Scoutger]

@jedihunter176 if he did he would get killed

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

Um, Sonic....YOU'RE a wild animal.

[SafasoTV]

@UncleSaltyTaterChips lol true.

[031000ron1]

@UncleSaltyTaterChips He's mobian, i believe...

[TheMouseAvenger]

@UncleSaltyTaterChips But he also happens to be a TALKING wild animal! ;-)

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

So what if you have a job as say... A DOG WALKER?

[theGMANtheBOSS]

Sonic: Don't touch wild animals!

Tails: Why?

Sonic: Because when you touch an animal, you're touching it in a place that makes it feel uncorfortable, and THAT'S NO GOOD.

[KittyandMimmy11]

@theGMANtheBOSS 8D

[36Fredofrogs]

Don't touch a wild animal?Does that mean I won't be able to touch Sonic or Tails?Or any others?Yeah thanks a lot Sonic.NICE GOING.WHAT WILL THE CHILDREN THINK WHEN THEY GO HUG SOMEONE IN YOUR COSTUME?!?!??!?

[sw33tunholy]

I don't care what "Sonic Sez" I would touch that fucking squirrel.

[TicklePunch]

Don't touch that squirrel! He looks like a creeper!

[barneybros]

So basically don't touch animals impersanating the Monopoly Guy.

[soldierZ28]

don't touch sonic either ....lol

[EmtyThe1st]

NOUN BOI!

[sonicfeet]

The "FOR BOYS" version of "Word Girl."

[coalsonicmario19]

Rabid Squirrel wearing a Top hat and bow tie is awesome.

[her498]

doooooont tooouuccchh PINGAS!

[piratesrule333]

why is Tails listening to a giant hedgehog about animal safety

[BlueDragonDude]

So Sonic is basically saying "Guy squirrels are bad but chick squirrels are perfectly ok!" since he made out with a squirrel named Sally Acorn.

[KittyandMimmy11]

@BlueDragonDude Sonic is a homophobe. D:

[orkutfinance]

that squirrel is more scarier than a rabid squirrel who is 10 feet tall and over 600 pounds of muscle, with sharp fangs, razor claws, and brutally insane.

[TheTailsMilesPrower]

the squirrel with that hat look a little...HIP

[TheMapleSyrupShow]

It's Ray the Squirrel WITH RABIES

[Arcadeprehacked]

Dooont touch Sonic

sez

[AdeMost95]

oh come on, sonic tells to do not touch wild animals, what about him? Is he domestic or something? he doesn't even have a house or family and he talks about wild animals...

[hiynastrike]

sonic is an animal why should tails lisen to him?

[drumlip]

If Tails shouldn't touch animals, then why is he letting a giant hedgehog touch him?

[Kingsammich2]

A squirrel with a top hat? That's fucking scary enough!

[beats0me]

you think a squirrel with a top hat is scary

you should see animal crossing, they've got an eerie PINK squirrel

that thing gives me nightmares

[HelloNewYorkCity]

@beats0me oui oui this game never has an ending oui oui...

[RockinAmadeus]

The squirrel looks more like a role model than Sonic does. I mean, that hat and tie were pretty pimp; throw a monocle in there and you're good to go, son.

[Starbacon65]

yeah, a squrirel WEARING A HAT has rabies

[SonicvsBlaze]

tails if you don't wanna get punched by sonic he's some advice: STOP LOOKING AT HIS "HOT DOG"!

[gagagaaj]

so i shouldnt feed the squirells in my backyard???

[155chipmunkz]

um...yeah. obviously u havent seen the sonic video games. they give shadow a gun all the time.

[geemet]

shoulda been "DAT NIGGA GOT RABIEZ" *shoots pedo squirrel*

[VinnyVanYiffy]

a better rule of thumb is just stay the fuck away from animals in hats

[DrRobotniksPingas]

Robotnik: HOLY SH**! IT'S GONNA GET ME! AFJ;ALFJ;A! GET AWAY FROM MAH SHELL!  HUBBADAH!

[EmtyThe1st]

Animals, its great when a human you love gives you a hug, but if Tails & Sonic try to touch you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats no good. Tails doesnt have the right to touch you if you dont want him to.

And remeber to tell someone you trust, like a cat, or a dog, or a squirrel!

[KittyandMimmy11]

That was orsum :D

[flippydaking]

Naw Boi!

[iownage4youi]

PEDO SQUIRREL!!!

[kinzboy]

Alvin Simon and Theodore are going to kill Sonic once they see this.

[155chipmunkz]

heck yeah! wait a minute.. i love sonic!

[spongballsinmymouth]

isn't it funny how tails and sonic are animals?. hahaha. they are racist against squirrels.

[firereed4]

@spongballsinmymouth well, boy squirrels at least. He made out with Sally Acorn. Double Standard?

[bionicle2122]

ummm is any1 going to help robotnik?

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

It look likes it's going to a wedding.

[NOELSON341]

*Tails pokes Sonic*

*Tails dies from rabies next week*

R.I.P Tails.

[crapy7888]

Why does everytime Sonic says something, Tails has to stare at his PINGAS! I mean, wtf?

[Lordor1000]

I wonder how scratch would feel if he see's this Sonic Say's episode...

[6890speed]

If i saw a squirell with a bow tie and top hat i wouldnt care about rabies i would be to amazed that it could do that.

[lightninstriker10]

you guys don't get it. in sonic's world. to an extent, it's backwards. sonic considers beings that wear clothes are wild.

[Yevgeny1217]

DOWN BOY!!!

[RISKED911]

0:29

"Don't Touch Sonic's Sess!"

That's what I heardeth.

[chaomayhem]

pause at 0:19

[alexellis123]

lol gansta pose

[Taking1n1]

What channel is it?

[Visoridhunter]

Dont touch it kids, thats NO good!

[TVkingOmega]

and isn't sonic an animal himself? so doesn't he risk people's chances of getting Rabies?

[inlazlowetrust]

Do not touch blue hypocritical hedgehog, kids! He'll give you some lectures and causes rabies!

[BlueDragonDude]

Last I checked arent the people who Sonic interacts with animals too?

[theboughers]

Did you see that dog chasing robotnik?I can watch that 100 times and still laugh. lol XD

[elephanturkeymelt]

Squirrel looks like a rapist

[shadecario22]

thats why you shouldn`t toutch it,lol.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Why IS IT wearing a top hat and bow tie?

[GamerBlueX]

Sonic Sez: Furrys

[GamerUntouch]

DONT TOUCH, SONICS ASS

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Sonic told Tails not to touch a squirrel, and he was about two metres from reaching it.

[iownage4youi]

A squirrel without clothes i mght touch...But a squirrel with stupid clothes from 1895 O_o

[Blocklandpivot]

Kids,Never touch a fox or a hedgehog you dont know!

[GameaPlaya]

Odds are Sonic and Tails have rabbies. lol

[BloodHuman3]

So I can't touch the funny dog in Silent Hill?

Aw, man!

[AguFungus]

Don't touch that squirrel. He might rape you!

[Rutawind]

Holy shit! That squirrel's wearing a HAT! Don't touch it, Tails!

[8x13Wolf]

But it's got a HAT!

[sonicspeed011]

The squirrel is wealthy high-class lawyer. And the blue one is a crazy hypocritic animal with only shoes.

[armanrules2poopstash]

why would a squirrel wearing a hat and bow tie be a wild animal?

[thehitcher003]

Because its a crack addict, obviously.

[armanrules2poopstash]

lol

[zeakthehedgehog]

The reason Robotnik JUST SO HAPPENS to be outside

he was about to tear his shirt of and rub his greasy belly all over the dog while singing his theme song from Sonic Adventure 2

[DarkGoombaProduction]

You give horrible thoughts......D:

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

ahahhahaha

[Scoutger]

@zeakthehedgehog he tryed to fuck it non-stop while doing that

[crazy4guitar3000]

You can't even pick up a squirrel, they run away.

[GamerUntouch]

If you listen closely it sounds like he says

DONT TOUCH, SONICS ESS

[keeltoll3456]

I think the squirrel is pretty civilized if it has a hat.

[PopiethePopester]

Since a squirrel with a top hat is obviously NOT domesticated.

[MetaRidley06]

Sonic SURE is smart ain't he

[rangel20]

Damn Sonic, where were you during this week's chimp attack?! You could have prevented this!

[MCBRRRRSN]

That squirrel was quite obviously a member of the upper class. How could sonic consider it wild?

[kairi4evur]

but sonic and tails are wild animals

[monkeypoo6]

Tails is a fox the PREDIOTOR of squrrils.

[kairi4evur]

then why would tails need to be afraid of a squirrel :)

[jonnyO117]

god i should have listened to sonic. I pet a dog of my teacher and it bit me in the arm. My skin was hanging. I got 30 stiches.

[155chipmunkz]

ok dude your skin was hanging and you had to get stitches from a dog bite?! eww...

[camillajonsson]

eggman lol

[SonicChao4Life]

But technicially, Sonic IS an animal.

[CallMeKazu]

What kind of funky shrooms are those at 0:09?