John McCain's Balls: Exactly How Huge Are They?

[DarkComputerGirl]

I once saw a hilary clinton nutcracker

[happyemosareawesome]

mark

[Garrys300]

I thought Sara pull-on nuetered him?? Or was that a different movie?

[dogsrulerubyy]

Lmfao.

[sweetfrenzy27]

lol a baby's head

[awsomegamer125]

XD this is mine 3================>

[wAtUpHoMY]

holy shit

[xXAlexV2121Xx]

actual size u retard

[RuskayMafia]

lol

[Linki107]

more like raisons

[DarkPhantomMelody]

lololol!!!

[wAtUpHoMY]

jesus fuckin crist!! they r huge!!

[Armoredsaint2000]

Used to be...

[pjwithbread8]

true that! XD!

[Edtricia]

LMAO!!!!

[Armoredsaint2000]

more like the size of raisins.

[Armoredsaint2000]

He's got fucking old man balls now, probably the size of grapes by now.

[Xenophanes21]

"that is amazing" "thats science"

LOL!!1

[624787John]

As opposed to Barryboy who seems to have been birn with NO balls! Or maybe those are what Michelle wears for earings. Now that one...shes got balls of a dinosaur...brazen and ungrateful as hell.

[kageroninja]

i never knew john mcains balls were so big0.0....

[drtrifle]

lol

[boxerpwn]

lol

[Newmapsofsocal]

Ha pretty funny.

[Nunya0Bisnus]

i think he's more like sun dried rasins

[nofearinthisdojo]

Daily show did it.

[rabidzebu32]

Yeah, because being brave is the main quality needed to become Commander in Chief

[jp7464]

Well it's clear that John is trying to make up for a little pecker and tiny balls by having a huge war with alot of BIG Guns that will last for 100 years.

I rest my case.

[aptspire]

Would you vote for a man who is being weighted down by his own history?

I wouldn't...

Obama '08

XD

[Bigkahkistan]

Brilliant

[bright005]

sexy

[silvercell]

i say cut em off....maybe then he can walk faster.lol!

[m0mastUr]

ya know omar guys his age should'nt be 'shooting' anything off at all, but you've got to agree hes a player......his wife is one hot mamaaaa.......

[StarryKid06]

awesome video but i unfortunately disagree but do agree with Omar below... McCain's testes resemble raisins about now

[metalmask1000]

OBAMA 08!

[chaingang90]

vote for da man who got da big balls

[khalidGT]

hahaha

[KaoAni1]

Lol. seems like he fetermines the size of his balls by his.. manliness..

[OmarThePug]

At 72 those balls are shooting blanks. Dead weight!

[dlpd1857]

"Rather small for a man of your...."

"Ahem, yes"

Amazing.

[PinkAnime1]

lol.

[anneboleynsmurder]

haha this is soooo funny

[tobiascdngustaf]

Now THAT is good comedy. I loved the graphic of the expanding cherries on a branch. Icing on the cake for making this hilarious.

Um, what does it mean that I want my kitten to stay a kitten forever? ;-) I beg to argue with his scientific methodology on that one.

[m0mastUr]

basically hes just poking fun at the mindset of most catowners........cause the cats grow up to be horny and hormonal.....which is alot like parenthood.Only difference, you cant castrate the lil buggers

[trumpetgirl5]

Hillary's balls are even bigger

[trumpetgirl5]

-and that's not a good thing

[JurienDeWode]

-yes it is!

[strunke1]

Vote McCain. Obama and Clinton will terrible for the US. No doubt about it.

[slipperymerc]

"will terrible"

[strunke1]

I posted that very early in the morning. Doesn't change the meaning. So stfu.

[wolfsproductions]

I have a great deal of respect for John McCain, but I politically disagree with him. 

This video is hilarious!

[cosmusical]

John McCain is, without a doubt, one of the coolest, Rough Riding bastards in the political spectrum. But dear god, let's not elect him.

[oOMufticOo]

Funnny.

[DADDYMACKOFNYC]

no homo

[lazmessi]

"That's right--I was making an ass joke."

Rusty Ward for President!

[Imaniconnie]

Hahahahhaa, this is so funnny. I ♥ this.

[dancarroll12]

lifemakesnosencetome why do you hate bush?

Just following the crowd?

[Imaniconnie]

Who DOESN'T hate Bush...?

I'm just wondering.

[GlyDeWhee]

Himself, his family? :D

[Imaniconnie]

Haha, true that. I guess, I would guess that's it though.

[gobutterfly]

me. give the dude a break.

[Imaniconnie]

Okay. :/

[GlyDeWhee]

Lol I don't hate him personally, I just think he's stupid :]

[blueguise23]

*****SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME*****

How in the World does being captured by the enemy (i.e. a "POW") make a man somehow instantly qualified to run the United States of America?

John McCain admitted he knows NOTHING about the Economy!!!!

I haven't heard him speak about ANYTHING ELSE but his military service, his WAR STORIES, and BOMBING other sovereign nations and putting our troops in more danger and possibly INVOKING THE DRAFT AGAIN!

If you have a son, people get him ready for WAR!

[lifemakesnosencetome]

no matter who wins the elections in the states,i just hope the best for you guys!!cause everyone would make a better job than bush

[2468HOTROD]

the fucker is goin' down Down dOwn doWn dowN with this new video about this war being for oil. People are finally waking up to these bottom feeders.

[skelen1214]

no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkepsisHazeProd]

McCain's big balls would come in handy if he was going to be actually in the field with the troops pulling the trigger. He's a fly boy, home in time for tea and dinner. He has no balls.

I would like to put any leader wanting to go to war at the front. A leader should be chosen knowing full well if the war fails and the Commander and Chief is still alive, he will be hanged.

Lets see who runs for office then...

[MHR95isback]

he was in the korean war and vietnam so suck on that

[JayLaMarr7]

"That is amazing.. That's SCIENCE"

LOL

[x742w4dp]

Better a big-balled McCain than ball-less Cliton and Obama!

[blueguise23]

Can't wait 'til someone does a video about John McCain and Bill Clinton and ALL THEIR WOMEN!

Sen. John McCain CHEATED on his 1st wife Carol McCain with Cindy Hensley (McCain), after being married to Carol McCain for 17 years!

John McCain divorced his 1st wife Carol, and married his then MISTRESS Cindy McCain ONE MONTH LATER! Great guy?

Then, McCain CHEATS on Cindy McCain his current wife, with his bimbo lobbyist-lover Cathy Iseman (who looks just like his wife)!

McCain is SCUM SHIT!

[jacksonbitch]

check out what restoretherepublicdotcom has to say about john mccain

[whlaxplayer30]

mccain has balls of steel i dont care what you say

[stormz7675454]

LOL

[vega92]

lol

[klizzard359]

For those of you who haven't got a shred of humor, I have something to say...

ITS A JOKE!

[superkreb101]

err....

[viteref3904]

Barelypolitical said, "We all know John McCain has LARGE BALLS." Who cares, except perverts!!! There has been no complaints from John McCain, so they still are VERY HUGE.

Why are these liberal medical experts so fascinated with JOHN McCAIN's balls?

Perhap, they are PERVERTS???

McCain keeps telling Obama's people, his experts aka perverts....

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

[viteref3904]

Why are these liberal medical experts so fascinates with JOHN McCAIN's balls???

McCain keeps telling Obama's people, their experts aka perverts....

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BALLS, PERVERTS."

[scharb]

Well, in 2000, maybe JMac's balls were large. But in recent years they must have fallen off.

[gninj4]

Someday I will be drinking a pina colada on the shores of Havana watching as the United States destroys itself internally through political scandals and massive riots which result in urban suppression and the ultimate destruction of the Constitution. And then the eminent invasion by China and North Korea. And then the world will burn, except in Cuba.

[DrHMFIC]

Yeah, gninj4, but right now you're obviously masturbating.

[30doublea]

i dont understand

[Cocobeans0]

That says John McCan... It's John McCain...

[mclaren450]

and thats a thin dick lmao

[neomadic]

rotflmfao

[toiletpoop]

Hahaha!!!

I'm guessing Obama's balls are about the size of raisins (just slighty smaller than Hillary's balls).

[BroadCastTuber]

Hilary got nothing.

[zhman93]

obama and hillary suck balls hillary is a liberal and obama o man he isnt even that he isnt even american hes a fuckin socialist /liberal/facist/racist/dumb ass

[joedaddio39]

Liberal yes, socialist, possibly but dumbass and facist would be you

[likemic05]

umm ok lol

[THISISNOTINUSE]

Dear Republicans and Democrats - please just shut up and laugh. It was funny.

[VictoreneX]

Agreed - very funny, regardless of which party you belong to. Lighten up, people!

[alexnicholsdotcom]

OBAMA AND HILLARY CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!

John McCain will WIN and will not destroy this country!

[Atheiossupremos]

yah...he'll just invade Iran!

and everyone will love us, the economy will fix it's self, and fluffy purple dragons will spew forth from the earch, bringing candy to end world hunger and brining with them an era of world peace!

i'll take my bets with Obama

[leetpriest1]

I consider it comical that most liberals that are commenting here have no idea what's going on in the world. They just regurgitate everything they hear on CNN as if it were truth.

And to think that we're aborting babies when we could be reverse aborting morons.

[PatrioticEurope]

Does this old dog have balls?

[2bananaman2]

I think this is funny. Don't criticise McCain. What did he do to you? Hillary and B could give us a depression!

[IHateFemo]

dont bad mouth obama and hillary you rebuplican

[KellySaunders5]

Lol! Grade = A+

[Cattttt]

Lol! but I don't think we're going to see a "Vote Big Balls '08" TV ad any time soon. :)

[Slavesrevolt]

Hilarious. I hear brain mass decreases with unusual scrotum development.

[junekoman]

LOL

those are some BIG BALLS!

[MyDaisyDukes]

He was to old to cough when he had his balls checked at the doctors office.

[Fastillion]

Mclame gets a free pass because no one likes him. NO ONE, likes him. You pretend to like him? No. I was there. Guliani 'hero of 9/11 inside job' you LIKED! You liked Guliani.. but he imploded. He was too faggy and creepy for people. Then, you fell back on McLame, as 3rd term of Bush. And rightly so. McLame will have the SAME HANDLERS as Bush, and really IS another Bush. Another puppet who takes orders from Israel. Not even you like McLame. No one does. But: he is Israel's man, so 'good enough'

[ToddonCapeCod]

you douchebag

[beckpod1]

didn't say anything about brains to back up those balls!!!!

we just had a dick for 8 years!!!

[Xakryn]

Everyone like "Mc Pain is OLD!" but Dr Paul is a year older then him... lol

[5uper5tring]

you will have to ask his proctologist about that.

lol

[xxdeadlysinx]

HOLY SHIT

[slapalib]

funny vid! nice punch line at the end!

anti-war folks, get a clue. mccains not

consevative enough and spends too much time

playing footsie with the democrats that would

stab him in the back. however..seems to be the only choice, knowing what we know about

the middle east, he will need those balls.

and the terrorists want an american president without balls

[nebaioth]

McCain is an OLD OLD OLD OLD WARMONGER!

McCain's platform is WAR! Past, Present and Future WAR!!!! He has no other substance, admitted to knowing NOTHING about the economy!

McCain is BUSH! Every Bush policy was supported by McCain. Is Mccain a viable choice?

Look at where we are as a country..HATED BY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD! In a RECESSION, and it is getting worse!!!

John McCain will be WORSE than Bush! America can't survive that, not at home or ABROAD!

Obama '08!

[CANTvoteHillary]

Whoa!!!!

I am humbled by the size of those balls...

And what this country needs, now, in this time of great tribulation, is big balls and plenty of testosterone.

Hillary, as tough and mannish as you are, now is the time for a MAN with BIG BALLS.

VOTE BIG BALLS IN '08

VOTE MCCAIN

[stegal]

HAHAHAHAAHA!!! Love it!!!!

[fckuvrymch]

you are mistaking his jowls for his balls.

[andreskind]

wee dont want obama fan dudes we want obama boobsfan

[astropath2]

Did you ever see McCain answer impromptu questions on MTV? This is not a president. Another bubbling fool who couldn't answer questions with out a tele-prompter. Turning his back on the camera and getting real nervous if the question had any depth to it. Dr. Paul or Obama?

[rh7onda7]

Dr. Paul

[DillonX]

We started out with over 20 candidates and MCCAIN would be the absolute worst for our country.

I pray he won't be elected.

[jonaspluss]

OBAMAGIRL AT THE BEACH

watch?v=6ebcioIcrxo

[pandemonious]

I would give their attempt at bad humor a 10 out of 10. It would make babies cringe and dogs howl.

[washimul]

Down with MCCAIN and all EVIL REPUBLICANS who kill people for OIL

[Monsterlegends1]

you want to suck those balls dontcha??

JOHN MCCAIN 08 REPUBLICAN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

ps.yours are each the size of a BB(like obama)

[washimul]

In ur dreams TARD. The REPUBLICANS have made US a bankrupt state. No sane AMERICAN would ever vote for a REPUBLICAN like MCCAIN who is more sinister than BUSH

[Monsterlegends1]

Screw you asshole. Obama and Hillary are gunna fuck up this country.

[AmericanFenian]

McCain has worked with more democrats in the last few years then he has republicans tard. He even considered leaving the party after being beat by G.W. Bush.

[washimul]

Working with democrats wont make u a democrat. escpecially when you have evil people like BUSH and MCCAIN on ur side. Rather than shouting donate money to the IRAQIS who were killed by the AMERICAN soldiers ( soldiers were forced to do so by Mr BUSH ) and the militants. OBAMA will win by massive margins against the EVIL REPUBLICANS

[AmericanFenian]

The fucker is a naked marxist. What does he even know about middle class America he thinks we cling to "guns and God". The fucker never worked a day in his life. He grew up watching his mother scam the welfare system while she was working on her PhD and he was in prep school. Obama is a paper candidate who had the luxury of not being challenged for over a year. Now that he's seeing resistance he's falling and fast.

[AmericanFenian]

Rep and Dem could give fuck all about the middle working class.

[purgator323]

I think he means 1:17

[DrummerGuy247]

lmao go to 0:13

[aznpwr9900]

what's up in 0:13? nothing special?

[PR0PaganDUH]

Oops, I accidentally spelled your name phonetically. I'm slow like that sometimes...

[PR0PaganDUH]

Next News Network? lmao! Looks like More Of The Same Network News...

[TinFoil23]

Oh he must have balls to be running for president and wanting to continue this infinite war

[ObamaxGirl2008]

John McCain is the worst choice for President. Right now, I'm seeing alot of Clinton supporters say they're going to vote for McCain in November. BOLOGNA. In the end, the feud and anger will be over and Clinton and Obama supporters will unite and come together, no matter who the Democratic nominee is. Dems, let's just stop the bickering and let's get to work. The Democrats must become a positive and unifying party for the American people. Obama 'O8 Yes we can.

[hamace]

Yes you can what. run a country with out raising revenue. Ask the russians how that works.Ask tha Chinese how well their economy would be growing if it werent fro slave wages.Thats exactly what Obama plans.

[1241Keith1421]

holy shit

[lonelySTARSHINE]

lol omg

[waltbr]

Very funny !

[catquack]

Hillarious!

[johnathansilveira]

Lawlz....I love it 10/10

[JimboTHC]

It's pro-McSame so im going to rate it down regardless of content.

[tripletrules]

lolololl

[naughtypagan72]

Whoops thats 20 years president...

[dsfddsgh]

I agree. This isn't England we don't have dynastic rulers who take over when daddy loses an election or the husband has to relinquish power and the wife takes over. Get rid of the Bushes and Clintons.

[hamace]

Is that what happened, ppl like GW because he has more integrity than daddy.Daddy was too big of a pussy to tell the UN to fuck off, so we voted him out. BIll never won more than 48% of the vote in either election. Learn some history, do soem math.Our economy is failing because of greedy americans pandered to by politicians. McCain will not pander to anyone. he'll do what he know needs to be done, he always has, even if it means alienating republicans from time to time

[dsfddsgh]

Yeah right GW Jr really has done this country right. Hideous war in Iraq that was totally uncalled for economy in the toliet etc ect ect. Oh and an election handed to him by the Supreme Court who should never have butted in. Oh and also making Iran stronger and making Al Queda stronger by taking his eye off the ball in Afgahnistan and Pakistan when we had the chance to finish them off in 2002.

[hamace]

HE hasn't done anything for those who disagree with him. Thats the way things go. But if u own a business he has doen good.Unlike Clinton elected by labor and then sold their jobs to China and Mexico.Iraq has caused the deaths of millions of our enemies and only 3500 US troops.When wasthe last time Alquada tooka shot at the US?We should never have sent troops into Afghanistan, it wasn't worth it. Iraq will benefit the US

[PR0PaganDUH]

*Correction hamas: Innocent civilians are not our enemies

[hamace]

Im sure many civilians were caught in cross fire but a bulk of the civilians killed, were killed by insurgents ,alqueda and just good old criminal behavior.Saying we were reckless or intentionally targetted civilians is proof you never served and have no idea what ur talking about.

[PR0PaganDUH]

^^^^^^^^^^^

[dsfddsgh]

Let me get this straight. We should never have gone to Afganistan where the people who did 9/11 were hiding but lets go to Iraq which had nothing to do with 9/11 and where there was no Al Queda presence before we invaded the country. Real smart.

[hamace]

Don't get me wrong I dislike all politicians. I don't like Bush for mant more reasons than you would understand. U only think about things the media or ur professor tells u to think 'cause ur sheep.BUt commies like Obama want ppl to do what he thinks is best not the other way around.

[naughtypagan72]

Thats George H.W. Bush (8 years vice-president, 4 years president), Bill Clinton (8 years president - and you might as well say Hillory was assistant president those 8 years), and George W. Bush (8 years president) for those keeping score at home. Thats 24 years president, 8 years vice president, and 8 years assistant president. Thats way too much Bush/Clinton for me.

[verykron]

one's a bitch married to a corrupt traitor, the other's a corrupt traitor married to a bitch, and Mac is a former USN fighter pilot, vet, and married to a hot beer distributorship heiress? Is there even a choice here?

[hamace]

And he's not even a lock step republican. The fact that Rush Limbaugh never liked him says a to me.HE would only wage war if it were actually necessary. Our enemies and allies will be on their best behavior however.

[naughtypagan72]

Honestly I don't like any of the prospects for president. I don't like McCain because I don't think he could balance an economy even if it was a gyroscope. I don't like O'Bama because really all I have heard from him is hope for change (or is it change for hope?). And I don't like Clinton because we don't need another 4 years of the Bush/Clinton legacy.

[SOSOMEE]

i luv it

[MACKATTACK1970]

McCain has lots of balls, they are usually attached to Bush, Lieberman or Rove and hitting his chin.

[DrHMFIC]

Let's see...Obama's doing the "I'm Good People" image. McCain is doing the "Must stay serious" image. Hilary's doing the "forget I'm a woman, let's be pragmatic" image. Those are the issues we're voting for. Nothing else. Choices are (1) He's nice, (2) he's a pessimist!, or (3) she's a smarty-pants!

Which one makes the best President in these Armageddon-is-here days of overpopulation, climate change, and clandestine world war?

Careful. Your vote is very important.

[DrHMFIC]

...whispering winds,

wafting thru the willow trees...

"normal balls are like olives"? Weird.

Two roads diverged in a yellow light, and Mary had a little lamb. Also weird.

No matter who gets elected, it will all just be entertainment on the inevitable road to The End. We should be voting on the basis of who will give us the most comedy.

We won't be allowed to laugh too much at Obama: not-pc, people.

And Hillary really isn't funny.

McCain, however, is a natural stand-up comedian. Look at him.

[DrHMFIC]

And so, the murky mists

of petty politics

with wintery winds' wisps

...in willow trees. Willow trees with white backdrop

Wintery white

Wondering...

...wtf?

Hey, my political opinion is as valid as any of the others I;ve seen in here!

[Shmebber]

This is the real reason why Hilary Clinton doesn't have a scrotum. It's not JUST because she's a woman, people!!

[LAWAGO]

i think they're confusing his balls with his prostate.

[discipledino]

this was one of my favorite rusty ward vids!

[wesisthebestevr]

ahahahahah "i want a kitten, but i want it to stay a kitten" lmao

[s3238835333]

haha thats great!