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  • No I can't and never will be able to,

  • I thought Dean only endorses dead people?

  • The guitarist in my band has that same guitar. It's the nicest thing I've ever played on. Not only that my guitarist got lessons from Rusty, I hate that lucky bastard lol. This is an awesome video btw.

  • seems like an awesome dude. modest...i respect that. I WANT THAT GUITAR!!!

  • haha. i bet you can't play smoke on the water, with your eyes closed (extreme sarcasm)

  • Seeing as this is Rusty Cooley, I was hesitant to watch this

  • this guys modest. very modest.

  • speed isn't everything

  • Rusty I love you.

  • that sounded like rubbish, but he´s definitely one of the fastest worldwide, and hey, hwo in his perfect mind would actually attempt to play that?! anyone'?

  • Just knew about Rusty and surely his cool...Never seen a guitarist man-handling a guitar.. Very extreme.. a Great technical guitarist.. He deserves more recognition!!!

  • wow, 222 people dont know who rusty cooley is.... oh well

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  • Hi, I'm Rusty Cooley, and I'm the alien in Joe Satriani's surfing with the alien.

  • haha haha a,I'm luvin it ,...nice guitar and FN funny comments,...it's been years since I've even held a guitar,...but watchin all these vids kinda makes me wanna pick it up again,..allrighty then,...quest for glory,..u gott us on this lick , bettin everybody we couldn't play this,...but how bout something with a little more soulfullness ,...something to bring u to ur kneees and cry,.....TWINKLE TWINKLE,...this is where yngwie got his inspiration for black star,lol,.....peace.

  • hi, im rust cooley, betcha cant play this slowed down.

  • this guy isn't human

  • No one likes a show off Rusty. LOL

  • his fingers are going super saiyan 4!

  • hey thats cheating!

  • he should have just named this "you won't play this, no balls"

  • Hey Rusty, why the fuck does your guitar have a bolt on neck?

  • @RiversOfGore1 Bolt on necks have better pick attack when compared to say a neck through or set neck construction. Since they resonate less noise each pick is more clear and distinguished.

  • Haha i love going from this one to the Trivium Betcha can't play this. I can't play what rusty is playing but I can sure as hell play what they do :D

  • If anyone's interested I slowed the video down to compare what he plays fast to what he shows us he's playing slow. Played slow he plays a repeating 15 note pattern, but fast its only a 12 note pattern with a 6/8 feel.

    So no, you won't be able to play it if you try and speed up what he shows you slow.

  • Is that a Cadillac emblem on his 12th fret?

    Bet ya can't smell this..

  • Betcha can't afford this.

  • @soraomnislash5 That depends on your definition of decent. As a Gibson owner with guitars in that "decent" price range I can vouch that a PRS in the same price range wins in terms of consistent tone and quality. You can find a decent Gibson in the 2,300 range, but be prepared to look long and hard while playing a lot of duds. I've also played a good amount of historic line Les Pauls.... funny thing is that even in the 4 to 6k price range you can still find bloated toneless LPs from Gibson.

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  • i like how he says "Told you you can't play this, nah just kidding" when he knows he isn't kidding...

  • he looks like aragon.

  • 1:11 "And what that was..." ... a totally useless lick played at 400 bpm.

  • It starts at 1:04

  • Can't play it? I couldn't even see it....

  • i probably can't play it

  • @soraomnislash5 That would change things then.

  • @soraomnislash5 OH! I didn't catch that he called it phrygian minor.

  • @soraomnislash5 I refer to scales by phrygian, dorian, ionian, etc, but typically if I'm playing phrygian I call it minor. Not everybody knows all the modes. Also, phrygian=/=minor.

  • shredding is one thing,but can you shred and hear every note? maybe?rusty,dimebag,and jeff loomis are people who can actully do that.

  • what does speed ability on a guitar prove? that you can go REAL FAST?! woopdee doo, why don't you do some heart-felt shredding like Hendrix? nope you cant cuz you're too attached to your ego and the material world.

  • "I told you, you couldnt play it.." yea no shit

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  • He's got the most wickedly-fast and flawless alternate picking technique I've ever seen. You can tell this person is dedicated heart and soul to his chosen craft.

  • omg its played so fast the mode becomes diminished instead of phrygian minor.. wat that was was lol

  • You're right. I can't play that.

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - bet you can't play this!!! hahahahahahahaha

  • You are correct Rusty, I cannot.

  • "Hi, I'm Rusty Cooley. Buy my guitar and watch me jerk off!"

  • This song sucks, ima go listen to kirkhammut

  • What the fuck man? this song is really bad... its all about velocity

  • It actually took me longer to Google Rusty Cooley than it did for him to play that solo. .39 seconds...

  • @G0D666 so idk if you're gonna read this, but I came back 2 years later to apologizr officially, what I said 2 years ago was dumb as fuck.

  • he doesn't need guitar. that's not for him. he needs a chainsaw. and it wouldn't be shame if he would had cut his hands

  • HEY ROOSTY ' CAN U PLAY TSTY LIKE SCHENKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES OR NO... PROBABLY NOT... NO OFENCE

  • And only you care.

  • I hate how people get caught in the speed of playing and forget that you are actually supposed to also make music when you play a musical instrument

  • @PeaveyVyper He is playing music, it's just REALLY REAAAAAAAALLY MONUMENTALLY AND CAPS LOCK INDUCINGLY FAST.

  • "Hi, I'm Rusty Cooley, my shredding just brought dimebag dean back to life and killed Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.."

  • :O...

  • the price isent that bad. i mean like a gibson. you pay like 7000 dollars and you get some shitty six string. This guitar is perfect and its worth every penny and the price isent all jacked the fuck up just because of the brand name. Its 3000 dollars but compare it to a les paul or something you get what you paid for. REALLY

  • Its funny because we actually can't play it.

  • just noise

    

  • Cool Netgear router.

  • Lol, took me 15 minutes to learn this...

  • Un Guitarrón, excelente guitarrista y semejante tontería sin sentido se vino a grabar.

  • really cool guitar !!

  • "So i told you you can't play it" haha

  • im in a soft indie band and i don't care what anyone says! IM GOING TO GET THAT GUITAR!!!

  • that's gotta be in fast forward....

  • 1:30-1:57 ...really...? i didnt catch that the first time...

  • 1:30 ....huh.. really i didnt catch any of that the first time bro...

  • "Hi I'm Rusty Cooley and I betcha can't afford this"

  • Check out my betcha can't play this =P

  • hah, just noticed 0:22 i modded a guitar body (lower horn tip) the same way, like years ago.

    all in all, looks like a nice Deanbanez =)

    

  • Near perfect technique as always... the only flaw i see (personally) in your technique is fast alternate picking from the elbow - whole forearm stiff - while in slo-mo a more (imho better) wrist/RH-finger based approach.

    Any classical orchestra player will tell you that if you practice for speed/accuracy, you should do the SAME MOVES, the SAME WAY slow, THEN build up speed.

    ...anyway, enough seconds wasted on this little detail. This is one awesome F#h.min. lick here. As always, rawk awn!!!

  • @delt01 ..............................­did you watch the same video i did...? thats rusty cooley bro.... he kicks all of our asses even with a slightly less than perfect technique...... but its okay man i get the desire to look like you know something. The great rustey cooley does that to people. simply witnessing his incredible acts he so humbly calls licks completely shatters ones self confidence its ok to try to build yourself back up :P

  • @ilikemeatification i was being serious, this guy is one of the scariest mofo's around. Cleanest and most flawless technique i've seen in any electric guitar player (except for fast alternate-picking)

    ...and yeah, i seriously lack practice :/

  • Still on 7-strings Rusty? Get with the program dude, we're at 18-string guitars now... and that was the end of last year you social retard!

    jk :D

  • "And what that was, was, me crapping out of my ass."

  • He spent more than half of the video talking about his guitar.

  • "I told you , you couldn't play it! nahh! just kidding!!"

    Rusty!

  • This is a cheap fucking plug for his stupid ass guitar

  • Well his vibrato sucks.

  • Nope Rusty, I could not play that.

  • "Hi I'm Rusty Cooley and this joke is overused on all these videos"

  • Man, this lick sounds like shit. He's probably a great guitarist, but this sounds like crap.

  • Hi, I'm Rusty Cooley, betcha this guitar is more expensive than your house...

  • @baukkis LOL

  • @baukkis

    Actually, his guitar is pretty affordable. MOST people could easily save enough for it in a year or sooner.

  • @Dtyler171 Joke...you know...maybe... :D

  • @baukkis That Guitar is only $3000 !

  • @Cyanide2x4 only?

  • @CLELDKFKEJ LOL

  • @Cyanide2x4 Yes I know that, but you see there is a phenomenon here on youtube called : "Trying to get a toprated comment". And 3000 is alot for a guitar. You can buy a perfectly good guitar for half the price or less, so it's not "ONLY $3000"

  • He could shut up about the damn guitar.

  • Am I the only one that thinks he starts on a C...not a C sharp?

  • @NotchDeltaSignal i dont know how the fuck you saw that xD when i paused it it all looked like a blur lmao.

  • @darksymphonybass: Hah, only saw (or rather heard) it when he slowed it down. It's not the first time I've heard him get his notes wrong - could be because he's tuned down a half step, but still, it's a little misleading.

  • @NotchDeltaSignal Yeah, he's usually tuned down a half step. But he is indeed playing in the 9th position.

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  • "The only limitations you have when you're playing this guitar... Are the limitations you set on yourself."

    that's gold xD

  • ok its fast.but its not so difficult imo.there are much more technical things to play.plus its just fast and no musical at all.and dont even mention the tone it has with such a slim neck.

  • I thought it was going to take like 4 minutes slowed down.

  • Hi, I'm Rusty Cooley and I talk too much. Just play the damn thing.

  • That was music?

  • "what the was ... was ......" lmfao ...its stuck in my head now, thank you very much.

    Im still waiting on him to play something, oh yah he set limitations on himself by talking the whole time instead of playing, go figure.

    the title should read "bet yah cant talk like me and say "was" twice in row and it almost make sense.

    just funning you, I am sure you can play, however after this, I wont waste my time checking your other vids to find out. :)

    This was was enough for me.

  • Poor guy, Betcha can't play anything can he?

  • nope, but who would want to?

  • Sheesh it's called "betcha can't play this" not "Cool sounding melody"... What were you expecting, honestly? Don't complain about it sounding bad.  That's clearly not the point.

  • @Microcurseex it's always the point..there's no point to music if it doesn't sound good...that's the only thing that matters.....

  • @przanj24 Of course, but keep in mind that all liking and all opinions in the whole world are entirely subjective. People like different things and thinks differently.

  • @przanj24 Well if you want to say "there's no point to music if it doesn't sound good", then I'd submit to you that this isn't suppose to be music! It's not a song! Looking for music here? Wrong place to look buddy! It doesn't even try to trick you in to thinking it's music. It's obviously just a demonstration and challenge of technical ability. Which I think is awesome. If you want to listen to something musical, listen to a song. That's not what this is.

  • BETCHA CANT PAY FOR THIS

  • THAT SOUNDED LIKE SHIT, SIR.

  • Betcha can't buy this

  • Fast, but musically-uninteresting. (Who gives a crap if it's fast if it sounds like cats-procreating?!)

  • great guitarist but the guys a total douche lol

  • I'm sure he missed a few notes....right? D:

  • He's right... I can't play that! :-P

  • "... And what that was, was me melting the flesh right off of your face!"

  • I'm Rustty Coley, and i hope the lightning can't play this!

  • Its horrible but pretty damn impossible too

  • Surely that pick must have turned to dust D:

  • or you can just get a V guitar with 24 frets and avoid the cut away situation got a jackson RR and have no problem stretching or getting to the 24th fret comfortably.

  • his boastful

  • @RMRFB LMFAO

    

  • Betcha can't advertise like this

  • "so betcha can't play this..........and what that was, was me mocking every single person who calls itslef a guitarrist.

  • @RMRFB Ah,it's best to be complacent with what u have....

  • @DoNotCIickThis and buckethead shits on everybody

  • What an idiot. He said 'was was.' LOL.

  • I blinked, sorry, I missed all that.

  • That was so fast that you made your guitar rusty !

  • .. fuck you

  • "Hi I'm Rusty Cooley and i masterbate at 1000 bpm"

  • @heavymetaldrew HAHAHA XDD

  • Well Mr. Cooley, WHY would I want to play that hmm?

    p.s.

    Can I date your guitar? She is just gorgeous. I'll have her home at 11:00pm at the latest.

  • wow

  • Pfft, i could play this like 5 years ago, you all suck

  • Hey I'm rustey Cooley, do you wanna see me play scales really fast? I thought so:)

  • heyim rustey cooley and do you wanna see me play 100 notes in 3 seconds? wanna see me do it again?

  • I admire his speed.... I just wish it could sound like something.

  • Im Rusty Cooley and I betcha can't advertise your guitar

  • 1:10 - And what that was was.......I cracked laughing @ that

  • So.. Yea.. uhmm.. Jealous.

  • rape....

  • it would actually sound better atleast a little slower, so you could hear the notes be played lol

  • I just came!!!

  • @UncleTito72 kause you touch yourself at night

  • @matealmania714 How did you know? Are there cameras in my bedroom? ;O)

  • You're right I can't play it. Nor do I want to. Why am I even watching this video?

  • @UncleTito72 rustey cooley. enough said.

  • If I hoped in my car and held my fingers out the window and had the fretboard attached and nailed to the street I'd never be able to play that. Made it look to easy. I can shred but not sure if my fingers will stay on my hand if I try to play that fast. WOW!! Thanks again for following me on twitter Rusty! PS..I didn't say I wouldn't try it!

  • ha what that WAS WAS

  • "What that was, was, how quickly I wank, which is why I no longer have a penis"

  • Correction Rusty, what that was, was a SHITTY C# Phrygian Minor lick. haha anyways, Rusty is cool as hell, and I'm always impressed by his technique. This is up there with the Chris Broderick Betcha Can't Play This in my books.

  • "that was always a problem with... fer me" - Rusty Cooly blunders it up ;) 0:48 

  • say "Betcha Can't Play This" to Chris Broderick or Jeff Loomis, and see what will gonna happen

  • @rafa4636 That's a battle I'd love to watch! (Don't forget Michael Angelo Batio)

  • 1:03 is when the betcha can't play this starts.

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    watch?v=meDj8BkgwrQ

    That kid is a 14 year old guitar virtuoso, let’s keep talent alive by making this go viral. That is how many of these days so called artists became well known, let’s make this kid famous.

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  • I can't play this...coz I don't even own a 7-string..:P

  • I bet I can't even think that fast. 

  • The term "lick" has really changed over the years..

  • My head just exploded.

  • you are a douche...and i am a fan....

  • yes...that was a C sharp frickin minor

  • It's like he was just selling the guitar and then remembered

    "O shit, I'm supposed to be shredding!"

  • Ok i don't can't play this cause acrtually i don't have space-time controls like you '¬¬

  • "betcha cant play this" 2 seconds of 10 years of devotion ater..."now what that was..."

  • i cant play that because i don't have a FRIGGEN seven string!!!!!!

  • Oh, and did I mention that the trem-bar pivots on two fulcrums made of nails taken from the true cross...

  • @jts2398 At first I laughed but then I thought "no your probably right" . made my day man.

  • @hgyture2347 Glad to be of service! Take care brother.

  • how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 3 or more, none of them can actually screw it in but it requires 3 guitarists to argue about how bad somone who could screw it in would be as they would have no 'soul' or 'emotion'

  • betcha i dont ever want to play that

  • I could play that... at 5bpm

  • @newtman123 lol...ya it's actually a very easy lick just not at that speed.

  • @newtman123 that IS at 5bpm!

  • @newtman123 Why in hell would u play that harmony or melody that quick? It sounds horrible,alle white noise.It needed a new key or bass...The bass would be best for that quickness.The strings are thicker.