Ralphie May - Girth Of A Nation - 2006 - part 1

[thecoolestguyever420]

love me a midget ass hahaha

[cmiller8492]

that group of 5 or 6 fat people that stood up when he went out mustve been his relatives

[paistedrummer1995]

cubbadivin!

[dankbot420]

What city is this?

[kinggarus]

Pause at 9:03. Is that his little brother??? lmao

[huntrtidwell]

I AINT NEVER GOIN CUBA DIVIN' FUCK DAT STUPID ASS CRACKERS LMFAO

[felony077]

this nigga reminds me of cartman in real life. 

[2TityChainz]

At tha 6:00 he starts to say "nigga". Why am i tellin u ?? Kuz i wish he wouldve said it so i kan laugh even more !! lol

[justin11421]

this guy is in my top 5 comics list

[mastermp1995]

how am i just finding about this funny dude now?! i just clicked on him cause he was on the same page as Anjelah Johnson

[TanManAndWhiteBoy]

The girl in the upper center of the screen at 9:26 is not impressed.

[uogf]

he's so right about black people in a movie theater.

[semiLivedj]

Not funny. Cow in a cow.Hahaha,Thats funny.But yeah,He is not funny at all!

[funkymonkey41784]

@semiLivedj you don't know good comedy

[semiLivedj]

@funkymonkey41784 Your a moron.

[firstdct]

This dude sucks

[funkymonkey41784]

@firstdct you don't know good comedy

[MrVaken]

@firstdct You obviously don't know what comedy is then...

[Smasho8000]

@firstdct If he sucks then you're probably horrible.

[TheFritzter1]

First thought> They skinned a cow to clothe a cow?

[hbakalilsip]

If Bin Laden came up to you and said "Trick or Treat bitch" would you be prepared? LOL

[ryananggono]

it's funny cause he's fat :D

[renx1005]

9:25

someone doesn't belong.

guess who.

[ancientstaffpub]

i gotta go cuba diving

[behemuth]

love how the first people to stand up are the fat ones xD

[19g54rx1]

Everyone hear that dude in the audience try and get Ralphie's attention? LOL.

[stickydog480]

Is he retarded?

[TheCircusfreak777]

@stickydog480 Pretty much! I've tried time and time again to get into his "comedy" but this asshole should be an anesthesiologist because he just puts me to sleep. Zzzzzzzz......

[stickydog480]

@TheCircusfreak777

He can't work in any medical profession - he wouldn't fit in those exam rooms.

[funkymonkey41784]

@stickydog480 try watching gabriel iglasiouse

[stickydog480]

@funkymonkey41784

I'm good. Unfunny morbidly obese comedians aren't my thing right now.

[FollowerOfThor]

watermelon bubblegum anyone

[OTTOAJF]

Holy shit! O:

It really is true that american people is quite huge. Just look at the audience when Ralphie walks in?

Awesome guy though!

[oakin413]

@OTTOAJF Not all of us are like that.

[rambofan334]

The guy at 2:55 looks like Tim Allen.

[RosesofWillows]

9:02; guy on the left is getting his money's worth!! ;D

[naDskriD]

9:25 why so serious?

[goldglove221m]

i love the cross between urban and blue collar comedy.

[IntensiveNinja]

ralphie may was suppose to come to my school but it got cancelled. :(

[spookyman]

olala 5:31 :$

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

Ralphie May is the man. He always has new material.

[jae2476]

hey playa i'm just norklin'....LMAO right now

[Eminemfan2546]

He is my favorite comedian. He is hilarious!

[msritacutie]

Is it ONLY me or anyone else who search for OPEN water on Youtube after seing this??? lol....

[VultureGirl69]

lol I'm sure he would love my family reunions XD I'm half black!! I live in a town where 97% of people who live here are white. We always have our family reunions here too XD So we are always at the park all loud and obnaxious it's fantastic. I ♥ Ralphie May!!!

[ranacherian]

spoiler from a honda civic lol

[crazybeanable]

they put up with a lot, it's a tall world. XD

[DonHarMusi]

Check out his comment at 6:47.

[Refreshernoob]

its funny coz hes fat

[TheSilencedMan]

Imma quote something from the video and get like 50 thumbs up oh yea i'm cool with my originality...

[ENightmare69]

The amusing thing is his comedy is similar in regard to Katt Williams and Chris Rock.. both joke about the difference between whites and blacks.. I laugh my ass off to both! Its funny how some may think Ralphie is racist for doing these kinda jokes yet its completely ok for a black comedian to do it about whites.. slight double standards I think..

[deelite19]

you can see how these white people are laughing, but at the same time nervous from his jokes hahaha.

[trunksthebadass]

6:46

[Jahkayhla]

I want that jacket. And his wife.

[scoopy1917]

wow he must have made the only 3 black people in the crowd uncomfortable lol!

[kinisevilz]

at 9:25, the woman in red looked just pissed off and everyone else around her is laughing

[Konformation07]

Spoiler from a Honda Civic LOL

[Samantha30720]

That lady at the beginning is his wife lol

[codybrocks123]

ill pull a razor out my tittes and cut chu nigga

[Blasted2Oblivion]

trick or treat bitch.

[bizzyfingers]

5:30 wowsers...

[Jessrock09]

i think that was his wife that said its time.

[missjre]

@Jessrock09 i thought his wife was black!

[TexianPride]

@missjre No shes jewish

[Samantha30720]

@Jessrock09 it was indeed lol

[SynysterUchihaA7X]

"Ti Chi the situation. Whoa oh oh oh"

[200162307]

thanks for not giving bullshit videos like all these lick dick fags

[hamburger2074]

wheres your water wings bitch?!

[whatwhat98]

9:25 lady in middle is thinking "thats not funny rude fat man"

[ThunderX19]

Shark......jellyfish......morr­a eel...barracuda

[zakfett92]

@ThunderX19 by your powers combined, i am ... king triton!!!!!!!!

[michaelmarijuana]

09:02 Ralphie May's twin.

[filleformis]

water melon bubble gum ;p

[Kylesbabymama09]

"If I'd of had cuba diving & the damn star ship enterprise, I'd of had to go up front & give someone an extra 20 dollars jus outta respect." Tahahaha!

[TheDarkHero7]

cuba divin, cuba tank, i aint gettin my hair wet