The Thick of It - Series 3 - Episode 5 - Part 2

[TheMunchfan]

"Cunt cake?"

[pandacanon]

the radio producer is so annoying. also - oli's girlfriend is a complete arse.

[Hugo51079]

"Fuck off bagpuss".........Best line of the show. Class

[Brecconable]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! CUNT CAKE? GO AHEAD!

[Gallucciboy23]

fuck off bagpuss!

[pacmansays]

It's a dark suit and it's lukewarm. I still win!

[j3parrots]

God Kermode your hands are massive

[j0shissocoollike]

The opposition guy was in Doctor Who and V For Vendetta wasn't he? I reconise him a lot.

[disamjisa]

Poor Ollie. Emma is such a bitch

[TheBurtons06]

@disamjisa Ollie did start a relationship with her simply because Malcolm wanted him to get dirt on the opposition, I'm glad she got the upper hand

[sunburn1999movie]

'Fuck off, Bagpuss.' I actually love Emma xD

[ShearsOfAtropos]

Although overall I find Peter Manion to be the most likeable character on the show, I must say it was very satisfying to see Nichola come out on top in the interview

[MrHennessy30]

Terry is so shit it's actually annoying.

[chinesefishmonger]

"Cunt cake? Go ahead. "

[kevr1983]

"What is this... Bukkake at bedtime?" PMSL!

[rude1987]

" your horn is broken and will be blown no more! "

[woodhd]

mark kermode does actually have hands like shovels

[townsjim]

Did anyone else lol when Bacon told Terri to fuck off?

[leeb19yido]

bloody hell that radio 5 live presenter is so biased towards mannion. he couldnt be more tory unless he just dressed as david cameron

[srobertms89]

Fuck off Bagpuss!

[Semprini89]

I think he might be simple. HA!

[SlockNCFC191]

"Shut up Emma the men are talking"

"Oh is Emma there?! Thank god, put her on!"

xD xD xD

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

I think the point of all the unsympathetic characters is to show how politics rots people from the inside until they are nothing more than machiavellian survivalists. I'm not 100% sure but I think Mr Iannuci hates what politics has become and hates most politicians, which is fair enough because they ARE foetid, clawing, five-faced fucktards. There's my two cents and already it's value has declined...fucking economy.

[Renfeildette]

Please! Emma's a bitch because Phil and Ollie are both pricks. I'd not be a nice girl if I lived and worked with them.

[TheConciseStatement]

@Renfeildette

Exactamundo. How happy can you be around a twat like Ollie?

[ollsish]

Its a dark suit and only Luke-warm so i still win!!!

[Horatio]

Ollie may be a bit of a twat but he is oddly likeable. You know, those likeable twats. I'd have him as a mate. Not his girlfriend though, no sirree.

[batmanofni]

I wouldn't want to spend five seconds in a room with these people they are all stone cold wankers.

[wheredoescouragecome]

Pol Pottymouth, good one.

[belisariusorb]

"What is this, bukkakian bedtime?" - as dense and poetic as anything ever written by Shakespeare. In one split second we get "bukkake" as an image-flash, then it's on with the show.

I don't know if this is news or not, but these scripts are very much like the Koran - these are the direct words as dictated by the comedy god, and cannot be translated into any other language without losing their power. English only.

[TheConciseStatement]

@belisariusorb

I'd contend that Tucker may even be slightly more psychotic - but it's a close run thing.

[sabeta]

@belisariusorb thanks, I am striving to put this all into Czech subtitles now... wish me luck :-)

[belisariusorb]

@sabeta Good luck indeed, you have a very tough taskon your hands...

[Boratlon]

Love the Kermode reference.

[plainview24]

I have met Mark Kermode twice and shook hands with him and I can confirm that his hands are indeed massive.

[ayatollahrocknrolla]

fuck off bagpuss

[oooooooooorly]

"Excuse me, for the record, I have done nothing!"

"Yes, that will be your epitaph, Terry."

[fnatic101]

Its a dark suit and luke warm, i still win!!!

[flyworld3]

I'm coming, I'm coming only I would be saying that to a girl in a much higher voice!

[b0b1919]

your horn is broken and will be blown no more

[Soddenduck]

"God Kermode, your hands are massive." This throwaway line has become a major running joke on the Kermode and Mayo show...

[lydz25]

how can you be INSPIRED out of poverty???

[ChrisMiller1994]

I don't understand the bit about 'did we just break a story about the ipswich manager just got sacked?'Am i being stupid or does it have a meaning?

[ALLUKTV]

@ChrisMiller1994 She is referring to the fact that since they are 5 Live they only report on sports stories, not actual news like the revelation about the sweat shop donor

[ChrisMiller1994]

@ALLUKTV ahh i see, thanks :)

[chillibracken]

@ALLUKTV it was 'did we just break a story that wasn't the ipswich manager just got sacked?' - 5Live break all news stories not just sport. She said it in a dry slightly sarcastic way in shock that it was a major coop.

In my opinion.

[rdtcp]

Aside from the brilliance of the line and its delivery, I love how Malcolm moves his one hand left to right and the pops his elbow to perfectly emphasize "what I'm hearing here on the radio is Nicola Murray being rounnndly fucked."

[MrWednesday3]

"Fuck off, Bagpus." Emma is awesome.

[TheConciseStatement]

@MrWednesday3

Me too. Everyone keeps calling her a bitch, but how sunny would you be if your boss was a bellend like Stuart or your boyfriend a cockmuncher like Ollie Reeder?

[zatoichi12345]

it's my birthday! cunt cake?

i want one of those cakes for my next birthday.

[boosh1988]

best episode ever.

[belisariusorb]

This fast paced dialogue reminds me of screwball comedies like The Front Page or His Girl Friday

Though Iannucci claims a link with Yes Minister I would say it is much faster paced and obviously it lacks sympathetic characters like Jim Hacker.

[danshaggy292]

"He's like bloody Ustinov, isn't he?"

[marjumeschin]

"I'm having an affair with Richard Bacon. I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname."

She may be a bitch, but that's just funny. :)

[InvoluntaryTwitch]

Olly's girlfriend is an absolute bitch

[crazyhead74]

Makes sense because Oli's quite a cock himself (albeit highly entertaining). Or as Malcolm puts it: 'The Unbaked Gingerbread Man' or 'B's Power Ranger'

[GallagherWellerBrown]

@InvoluntaryTwitch Absolute ride!!!

On another point, I love how this takes the piss out of 5Live listeners!

[coveneyr]

@InvoluntaryTwitch She is and sadly, Olly is spineless - just get rid of her!!!!! This is just so whincingly awful for someone else to tell him he's been dumped.

[Bass5el]

@InvoluntaryTwitch Olly's a twat- he deserves nothing less.

[Diddauberalles]

@InvoluntaryTwitch her priorities does not include her loser faggy boyfriend, and I guess this hit home with you...

[PeteLewis1917]

@InvoluntaryTwitch fuck off, bagpuss

[TheBurtons06]

@InvoluntaryTwitch HE's worse

[Pumiceous]

"It's a dark suit and it's only lukewarm. I still win!"

[IanM1984]

Cheers for the upload :)