Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

[awesomeladyluck]

dashing thru the sand with a bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plan for christmas in iraq i got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when i got shot in the ass by the us military oh jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see where are all the virgins bin laden promised me oh jingle bombs jingle bombs your soldier shot me dead the only thing i have left is the towl upon my head i used to be a man not saying the rest.............

[slipknotrulesjackass]

lol you racist basturd

[XxvaultlegendxX]

achmed: you know that xbox game, guitar hero?, haha i kick your ass"

guitar guy -plays badass tune-

achmed".....ok, maybe at halo"

[Gwmezher]

It's not funny u raises basturd

[ShoveYouInMyCloset]

Sounds like he's saying Jingle Bongs

[DMCFANGIRL123]

I love this! jeff dunham is so funny!

[4206512]

I kick ur' ass..........ok maybe in hello XD

[personwhoskwl]

@4206512 it was halo not hello

[4206512]

sorry it was a spelling mistake =P

[jmdash22]

song starts at 2:20

[KiriGonzz]

14 people are terrorist (?

[LadyMaskedAvenger]

SILENCE night. :D

[aquapearl11]

thumbs up for the snowflakes

[278cat]

YOU ARE BRILLIANT



[chazz222100]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queenrocksyou1]

like if your listening to this in 2689 i am because i fucking time traveled to the future where everything is SHITTY please people this place looks like a dump we need to help the environment

[TheSion77]

listening in 2011... :)

[swfu2roblox]

my girlfreind sings this alot and i laugh my head of :P

[seaw96]

Achmends face b4 he says "you racist bastard" its like O_O i luv his eyes!

[CrmisonDragon]

Funny XD

[RedPaganPunk]

"He doesn't know. He does drugs." The way Jeff said that kills me xD

[seaw96]

@RedPaganPunk Lol ikr

[TheAusttin]

12 people got shot in the ass and didn't get Bin Laden's virgins he promised.

[edstars321]

i love dis song it cracked me up litarly i pissed ma self so did dude sittin next to me1!!!!! its fukin funny thumbs up if u agree!!

[chilie2014]

Man I love this song it so faking funny

[glorie712]

this just cracks me up

[romanisfunny]

11 didnt get the virgins bin laden proised them

[bekahboo1245]

11 people got shot in the ass

[mona220madera]

this  was somuch funny !!

[kittyhitty]

Did any1 else realize Achmeds arm is is broken at the shoulder?

[DuelMasterShobu]

oh holy crap i think i just blew my foot off

[derbyman61]

the ten people didnt make it threw checkpoint a 

[herphay]

10 people haven't got through checkpoint A and got shot in the ass.

[animechic131]

10 peple should be bombed

[kittyhitty]

@animechic131 Now 11 cuz pl r assholes.....



[PJBottomz]

This should definetely be recorded professionally and set to music. XD

[R1ngmasterJ5]

@PJBottomz It has been.

[ValkyrieCain123]

"YOU RACIST BASTARD!" psml xD

[superhypocrit]

thank you guitar guy go back stage and do your drugs now!!!

merry christmas!!!!

[webkinzfreak1357]

hahaha! at guitar hero id kick yer ass! (guitar noises) ........okay maybe a halo.... lmfao!

[LordDreed]

Obama is comeing to town... the song is no loner in existance.

[valadc98]

SILENCE! night

[SuperChimchar03]

oh BTW thanks for Dressing like crap for my Show!

[tertaame]

Bin Laden is dead, it would have been wired if he was coming to town...

[PlutoniumNerd]

88 people did not get through Check point A

[vickyysingsx3]

YOU RACIST BASTARDD! lmfaooo xD

[trankquilizer]

SILENCE!....Night.....

[believer14623]

ohh..... be quiet *fav part

[noahcool537]

that was fuckin awesome

[noahcool537]

that eas fuckin awsome

[luvgirlsfeet]

9 people didnt like it because guitar guy wasnt sharing his drugs backstage

[coolbo7963]

there is a diffrent version of that guitar hero halo thing. he goes,u know that game guiter hero,yeah i can kick your butt.(guitar riff)oh did i say guitar hero? i ment halo

[robertstojs]

@coolbo7963 stupid please dont do jokes cuz u suck

[coolbo7963]

@robertstojs then u think jeff dunham sucks

[robertstojs]

@coolbo7963 no i think u suck

[xXthexcrow1Xx]

@robertstojs jeff said that on stage soo -.- yeah

[robertstojs]

@xXthexcrow1Xx yeh but u suk at saying it

[Jackskellington9100]

The guitar guy was trying sooo hard not to laugh every time I watch this! It's so funny!

[OMFGITSNEGI]

sorry I know this is fake my sister is a fucking idiot and posted on my account ignore all ignorant remarks which dont even sound or spelt correct

[OMFGITSNEGI]

u can c his lips move wut a fake!!!

[thrumble316]

@OMFGITSNEGI oh shut up you fekking muppet

[TheJohnKeir]

@OMFGITSNEGI It's obviously fake! Merry Christmas Dip shit!

[XPinoyBoYxX]

Lool at 1:40 Guitar Hero xD

[tcstarr33]

Lol i love this song

[tcstarr33]

Lol i love this song

[tcstarr33]

Lol i love this song

[TehCoolster900]

9 people got shot in the ass by the US Military

[nosferatu131]

where are all virgins Bin laden promised me?? :D:D:D rooofl Jeff you rock :y: :D:D

[3watt3]

i kill uu

[ParamoreLvrRIOT]

SILENCE night. lol

[baileybugz13]

"Thanks for dressing like crap for my show!" *laughs* "He dont know, he does drugs." "Show me what you got" *Plays* "You racist bastard!"

[kaurtont]

what are the guitar chords?

[AGoodBoy11]

"Do you know that game for Xbox, Guitar Hero? haha i kick your ass!" *shreds guitar*

Ok mabye a Halo...."

[CarmillaChiara]

Thank you Guitar Guy, go backstage and do your drugs noooooow. Merry Christmaaaas. (You racist bastard)

[USNCorpsman]

"o holy craaaaaaaap I think I blew my foot off! and there's SILENCE!...night!" XD

[Lozzababe98]

LOLLLL...x

[xxXMartynaBbzXxx]

@kidaking1 get ova it itz not like it's like serious or anything! LOL JEFF DUNHAM ROCKS

[blackbur99]

best song ever XD

[luigisonic77743]

ohhhhhhh holy crap

[SuperSexyNazi]

Oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off XD good stuff good stuff

[thejokerlovar]

oh holy crap...must make more of these!!

[thejokerlovar]

oh holy crap...

[MrJuggalo94]

Whats the music at 1:29?

[SuperSexyNazi]

@MrJuggalo94 Araian Nights from the disne movie Aladin

[sallynfred22]

u racest bastard

[RachLovesCookies]

"You know that game for xBox, Guitar Hero? I kick your ass!"

"Okay, maybe at Halo."

"Thanks for dressing like crap." xD

"You racist bastard!"

[revrev0]

then my favourite one...SILENCE night

[MrNascar1111]

the guitar guy is very good at guitar god bless him, Mr.Dunham and all men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan [:

[MrNascar1111]

8 ass holes

[phoenix1234flame]

8 people have stuck bombs in their pants! :D

[kidaking1]

it racits to people like my family

[ToriePrescott]

i love this video!!!

[taranchula97]

O Holy Crap,

I think I blew my foot off!

[superflamingpotato]

epic solo... " You racist bastard"

[tyke570]

gitar guy!!! Gitar guy!! i knew he was doing drugs

[coolfreak2108]

He don't have nuts

[COOLKILLBOY]

@coolfreak2108 becuz they got blown off!

[Kirasmith20101]

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me

Because I'm dead

Or I kill you

lmao I LOVE ACHMED!!!!!!! XD

[icky123123123]

Ohh holy crap I think I blew my foot off .............LMAO

[COOLKILLBOY]

@icky123123123 ur.........................LMA­O

[elizakatz4jbieber]

omg i LOVE your puppets and shows! i just wish i could see you in person!

[HeyMarkedOne8]

Ahmed look like he is still alive!

[ihatejustinbieber23]

silence i kill you this guy rocks

[theheartofkandrakar]

bin laden is coming to town

holly crap

silence!!!night

jingle bombs lol

[CatGirlSong]

FABTASTIC !i!i!i!i!i!

[thebest43123]

he is doing drugs

[TheKoolKids9]

hes been doing drugs i know he was xd lol :)

[staraptor2010]

silence i kill u

[MusicSoother12]

why is it quiet at da end?

[pigpal2]

guitaur guy looks pissed

[mackwafang]

U RACEIST BASTTARD

[Kitty4669]

lol uncle sam can be mean lol

oh well

[bazi6441]

SILENCE ........night..!

[Gina200119]

Ahmed is spelled A.H.M.E.D!

[quangluu96]

@Gina200119 it sound like ahmed, but it speel achmed

[MusicSoother12]

@Gina200119 no it aint iz achmed

[RougeNinja456]

SO FUNNY LOVE THE SONG

[fanisvent]

That's HILARIOUS! Jeff Dunham you rock!

[Shadow3806]

"Do you know that game for Xbox, Guitar Hero? I kick your ass!"

*shreds guitar*

"Ok,maybe at Halo.."

[MrArtiny]

i meant halo

[stingtnawcw]

@Shadow3806 no i kick your ass at halo

[alexdadark]

@stingtnawcw i kik ur ass at real guitar

[5417cesar]

@Shadow3806 he said "Did i say guitar hero i mean Halo"

[5417cesar]

well in the comedy central one

[fluffiesgurl]

@5417cesar no he said "okay, maybe at halo"

[brandxdog7]

3:52 DONE!!!!! XD

[MusicSoother12]

@brandxdog7 huh?

[ajamieson12]

I can beat you at guitar hero. OK maybe Halo.

[brandxdog7]

oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off XD

[brandxdog7]

u now that game for xbox gutair hero i kick ur ass well maybe at halo XD

[The6Spartans]

You rasist bastard!! ;DD

[thekinaesthetic]

that guy is really TALENTED!!

[gree53]

great song jingle bomms by achmed the deadterrorist

[cookie1994LFC]

SILENCE!!! night

[septemberchic22]

I love this song!!!! Lol I lmao when he said it's not funny!!

[ArabianImages]

amazing........

[kenijame]

hahahahaahahhahaha what a funny crap hahahahahhaah i've just pissed on my pants hahaha i'm joking of course XD @termination 2: close your mouth or dies asshole!!

[Stopmyheart1]

termination he mean during the song achmed said its not funny

[Termination2]

"ITS NOT FUNNY! >:C" XD

[cartmanshellonearth]

fagget

[akmadventures]

that is sooo funny hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

[Nikiudel]

And my favorite....SILENCE! Night....

[annelie30]

Best xmas song ever!!!!!!!!!!

[heehebjehemdaar]

"Be Quiet!"

[SkylarMitchelNick]

Thank you guitar guy! Now go backstage and do your drugs!!!!! :D

^^ That cracks me up every time... :P

~Mitch~

[zachywacky98]

my fav part thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off

[ucfrocks330]

Thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off!

[ucfrocks330]

Ha Ha Ha Ha LOL the guitar guy i can beat u in Guitar Hero oh wait maybe in Halo!!!

[meesha1121]

ITZ NOT FUNNY!!! lol my friends and i say that same line to each other when we fir otherst see each

[IamN0Thappy]

that is funny!

[SLIpKnOtFaN4LiF]

@  mrspattinsonXx

its not the funniest the funniest is : stop sign hit and run

[Isk8panthers]

hahahaha jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me hahaha

[CherylxRosie]

THIS IS Y FAV X-MAS SONG WOOO !!! "I Got Throoo Chechpoint a..but not throo checkpoint b ! thts wen i go shot in the ass by the us military !!"

[DarkAngel91697]

"Thank you guitar guy! Go backstage and do your drugs now!" lolz, i just love achmed! :D

[Terminator19191]

OOh HOLY crap I think i blew my foot off! LOLOL

[BreeLPS]

lol

[yankovic1234]

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

[mrspattinsonXx]

llf hilarious funniest thing i have ever seen! llf

[TheAzureKnightKite]

You rascist bastard! is that what you think i liekch?!? you know that xbox game guitar hero? i kikayo ass! *solo* or maybe halo FTW

[yankovic1234]

in another one he performed with jingle bombs he said "You rascist bastard!" I hate irish music"

i about crapped my pants and guitar guy played that same sadia arabia stuff

[monsterbc2]

i love this puppet lmfao mmmm gd times gd times

[lilstar4you]

everytime i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off XD classic

[bmxxx0]

uncle sam blew my nuts off lol ={

[petrich88]

lol...

SILENCE night

XD best part

[scooterdude87]

be quite