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  • u spelled karaoke wrong

  • Haha...my parents...do the report card and drink more water thing....but they're not asian....(well I'm part Asian on my mothers side..) I'm Hispanic......

  • what will happend if he have f

  • Damn my dad be doing the same thing for a b on my report card too! And he's Asian :) And he also knows tai chi, and that's why he's cool

  • Your dad is so funny! I couldn't stop laughing at this video.

  • Classical Chinese parents!

  • HAHAHA!!! your dad is halarious!!

  • A. average

    B. bad

    C. crap

    D. death

    F. f*cked

  • Why are all Asians, like, the same?! My parents have done ALL those things! >:O

  • lol nice

  • PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEE SUBSCRIBE

  • i have a video it is called tutto head i am going to make more videos soon

  • Dude, ur dad is like my dad, grandpa, and grandma all put together. Dads doin the tai chi, both my grandpa and grandma do karaoke (-____-).... Oh. And so does my dad.

  • it was funny

  • I LOLed so hard! your dad is exactly like my mom

  • Yea that's it I got 100 on math exam my dad said u get a congratulations he didn't say it either or my mom cause I'm Chinese

  • What color is your pee?Uh......yellow?No good you have to have a clear pee.ROFL

  • " 'gasp' what happened?!"

    "Oh, he just hit by a bus.."

    "o ok"

    walks away

    THEY DON'T CARE AT ALL?!

  • The grades to asian parents is exactly the same for parents , being russian and all, same goes for all my russian friends! xD

  • Holy shit John fucks 4

    Stop raging on every single video

    And if u hate them so much why do u watch them

  • fucking ugly chinks!

  • Mmk(: love this vid(:

  • lol they used the same report card for all A+ , I guess that could be another reason his dad and him are Asian :]

  • Anyone notice no wedding ring on papa jumba

  • A+= ok now I don't have to kill you :))))))

  • The karaoke is sooo true

  • "Not bad. Now I don't have to kill you."

    Story of EVERY Asian child's life, methinks...

  • Lol i love all of your videos! BTW (By the way) I'm asian too! Lol

  • Kevin, i absolutely love your dad :) he is awesome!

  • Im PROUD to say my pee is clear :)))))) lol

  • lol

    :YOU NEED TO HAVE A CLEARER PEE!

  • My Parents Are Like That to

    They Do anything they want to embarass me and beat me when i get bad report cards

    Im Black..

  • you need to have clean peepee

  • Yea, a B in engrish

  • A whole new war! A fantastic point of view! Thats what it sounded like.....

  • 0:34 hahah

  • i meant 0:35

  • 2:08 haha

  • "oh, he just got hit by a bus..."

    "oh, okay"

  • "not bad -flings report card- now i dont have to kill you. ahahahaaa!"

    'thats it?!'

  • he's asain now? wasnt he black/brack? l0l

  • "Kevin what color is your pee?"

    "uhh yellow"

    "no good you need to have a clear PEE!"

    LOL

  • Imagine what his dad would do to him if he got an F. He-would-be-SCREWED.

  • @selymak If he got an F there wouldn't be anything left to bury.

  • Umm Kevin u spelled Karoake wrong :) just saying im asian too

  • "No good, you need have clear pee! Lols, he is so mean to his dad, but naturally gets him back.

  • whats the name of the karaoke song?

  • @thepinkcello a whole new world

  • lolz :D

  • papajumba is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! and kevin you need to carry a shield on report card day

  • lo-lo-love it!

  • Not bad, now i dont have to kill you! hahahahhaha

  • His dad is wearing slippers with his samurai suit

  • OMG!! does ur dad really want to kill u?! this stinks! Come over to my house Keven, my parents just tell me i have to read for 20 mins if i get in trouble.for example, I rip moms favorite plant, she tells me i have to say sorry and go up to my room and read for like 30 mins. and after that she makes me buy a new one with my allowance. Much better then getting killed, right?

  • and im not getting killed either. or yelled at. Just a short lecture in the house about being careful.That's It!!

  • this is shit

  • CAN SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME my name is lukeilton and every sense youtube came out and kev got in to youtube i want to make videos finally after years of waiting i can problem is i dont have any background music for my videos please if anyone out there know of any sites or link please tell me

  • i can relate to these

  • 1,381 people got a B on their report card and got hit by a bat wielding Tai Chi master

  • sissy fight!

  • NO! Your pee must be clear!

  • Hey all

    I know you see comments like these a lot but please just give me a chance.

    Ive been making videos which I've spent a lot of work on and Ive received a lot of positive feedback especially on my newer stuff(I'll admit some of my old stuff sucks pretty bad)but Ive been having trouble getting noticed.

    So please just take a few minutes of your time and give my videos a chance and if you like them subscribe and thumbs up this comment so other people can see it too. It would mean a lot to me.

  • How old are you?

    P.S. : Sorry if my English bad is. I'm from Belgium...

  • THUMNZ UP IF MARK SENT U HERE11!!!!!1!

  • oh yeah Papa jumba singing a whole new world:D

    can this be better

  • imagine him getting an F!!!

  • really funny...ooh love 8 :)

  • OMG, that's like my mum!

    *looks at report card*

    **All A+**

    Mum: *murmurs, not even caring* good job...

    :'(

  • F- Fucked

  • He got hit by a bus

    .. oh ok

  • Lol nowa I don't have to kill u

  • Now most of the hosipitals are full of asians

    so all my dad needs to say to the doctor is

    "B+ for English"

  • You have the best dad Ever

  • Asian School Marks

    A=Average

    B=Bad

    C=Crap

    D=Death

    E=Either get out of the house or die twice

    F=FUCKED

    I'm Asian so I should know

  • fucking dirty chinks

  • The B is in English- hahah (:

  • did u notice the B was in ENGLISH lol

  • same here

  • my dad to

  • 0:28 Hyah! xD

    

  • ugh now i have to go find what @bettervidsthenkev saidd.

  • WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PEE☻

  • jedwa

    

  • Not bad, now i don't have to kill you!

  • karaoke is a filipino thing tho.. lol

  • The "All A+" part is so true =..=

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  • Hey! That happens to me too!! LOL I'm here with a bottle of water that my mom is making me drink.

  • my dad's white...

  • dad>you get B you Asian not Bsian

  • my dad's pretty ok with a b and doesn't beat me up (well maybe years ago)

  • its soo weird cause my asian dad sings a whole new world randomly and sounds JUST LIKE THAT O.O

  • Lol. I just love ur vids. Ur dad is awesome. Wish I could say the same for mine.

  • i love your teeth KevJumba:)

  • After being on youtube for a month now, I know how much hate people can give to me when reading these kinds of comments but I think kevjumba fans might be nicer.

    My dream is to be a film maker but i cant get into film school, and I just got a 30 subs, which is pretty impressive to me, but I'll never get noticed with these numbers.

    If someone would have the heart just to give this a thumbs up and spend all of 30 seconds watching a vid, it would mean the world. Thank you all

  • 0:53 LOL HAHA xD

  • Hooooooiii yah

  • Loisville slugger, nice (: and yeah this covers about all the asian parents out there xD

  • XD LOL YOUR DADS AWESOME!!!

  • @TheMusiclover13100 i don't think it's an Asian thing 'cause I'm Latin and my parents are like that to :$ (btw: please forgive my poor english; it's not my first language )

  • true 

  • Isn't it spelled "karaoke"? O.o

  • my mom is like his dad,sometimes it sucks to be asian

  • kareoke. my parents invited some of their friends to sing kareoke and at that time my internet connection wasnt working and it was too loud to call someone THEY SANG FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT farrout.

  • Wow! Chinese dad is different with Japanese dad! Because last year i got straight A+ and he bought me a Benz S Class. Sorry Chinese kids!!

  • @jp0kamikaze0 well, its not EXACTLY like that... it depends on the person...

  • they should make papajumba action figures- one thats holds a microphone and one that holds a bowl of rice

  • @Kbear161 they kill you. Lol

  • Marks fo Asian dad

    A-Aerage

    B-bad

    C-confoundedly

    D-dumbass

  • @reket777pvl F-Fuck you

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  • @reket777pvl

    f-foot up the ass

  • @reket777pvl

    A- average

    B- Bad

    C- Crap

    D- Death

    F- FUCKED.

  • @Kinglushkush u missed E

  • @Kinglushkush actually C is Can't go home.... :D

  • @Kinglushkush Man...Im asian and by that chart...Wish me good luck! :D

  • @Kinglushkush

    A- Average and you'll stay alive

    B- Bad and you'll get a bitching

    C- Crap and you'll get cripple

    D-Death or Disowned

    F-FUCKED

  • @Kinglushkush B = Beat up i guess or maybe get hit by a Bus

  • @reket777pvl This is the real marks

    A- Average

    B- Bad

    C- Cannot accept

    D- Death

  • @reket777pvl F-Fatal reaction

  • No good.. U need to have a clear pee!!! *Spits Water*

    I LAUGHED LIKE HELL

  • If your dad beats you when you get one B, what does he do if you get all F's :/

  • @Kbear161 we never get F, B+ is the worst grade I got so far....

  • LOL

  • its karaoke

    and Thai chi

  • i think your dad is rude

    i mean my parents beat me when i get an C but when i get a B they don t get it as a big deal

  • your dad is kinda cool

  • why cant my dad be this chill? um... exept for beating me to death with a bb bat

  • Oh... He just hit by bus...

  • do u want a cookie n0w

  • Bro your dad is boss

  • ... make a "My Dad is Asian 2"? :D

  • For my other comment:X D >: )

  • Ok sing the song nice guys like Kevin's Dad in front of your true love i dare you oh and i'll give you $50 MAHAHAHAHA

  • my mum and dad are english and Irish...still strict on grades xD...guess it's universal ;P

  • Oh no... here starts the journey to find what@ bettervidsthenkev said.. T.T

    well Im too lazy, too stupid to waste time on.

    Kev is awesome :)

  • He's my asian star

  • lol overachieving asian fathers

  • I LOVE YOUR DAD......AND YOU ALSO KEVIN:D

  • LMAO 'not bad now I don't have to kill you.'

  • Wow I'm Asian and this is how my parents are like but my dad does tai chi in the living room and my mom doesn't send me to the hospital

  • If You Guys Don't Like Kevin, What Are You Guys Doing Here, Watching His Videos And Commenting.??

  • does your dad really do that

  • Lol wow! awww poor Kev.

  • It dad is abusive

  • @graceleedragon i know right!!! But kev's dad is more serious

  • Dont hate on kev

  • @bettervidsthenkev shaaddappp

  • @nicobra7777777 yeah kevjumba should shutpp

  • @bettervidsthenkev

    kevjumba~wrong

    your mum~correct

  • @bettervidsthenkev Then get the fuck out of here stupid bitch.

  • @bettervidsthenkev Lol at the fact that you're so obsessed with Kev Jumba that you made an account just to hate, and at the fact THAT YOUR NAME DOESN'T EFFIN MAKE SENSE. YOU USED THEN INSTEAD OF THAN. Learn something before you talk shit, illiterate s.o.b.

  • @bettervidsthenkev

    talk shit about him again and you would have all his fans to answer to

  • @ninjakat1231 i hate to be nosy or anything but what was their comment?

  • @bettervidsthenkev And tell me how many views do your videos get? I bet less than 3, 552. 086?

  • True.... To: @Tingy0007  LOL!

  • @bettervidsthenkev Why hate? I mean he has all these fans and you have nothing just your low life attitude. Toodles. :) Biyatch.

  • @bettervidsthenkev all i have to say to you is two words: FUCK YOU

  • its sorta like mychonny on B+

  • I love how his dad was wearing flip flops while he was doing tai chi :)

  • lolz!!! 1:04 and 1:20

  • wonder if he got a C

  • ur dad kixx ass

  • whoa...thats EXACTLY like my dad...

  • Pwahaha!

  • My asian dad is nothing like this. He's Basicly a commy bastard.

  • i love the song a whole new world! ;)