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  • before he did shrooms?

  • Anyone else think he looks a lot like War Machine here? (Jon Koppenhaver)

  • Damn he is looks so young and innocent. Now he looks super hardcore

  • All you guys talking about Joe Rogan and SOPA are morons.

  • ah, he's such a baby!

  • hahahaha

  • he had an earring and all!!

  • LOL, Joe is TERRIFIED to go on camera and flatly denounce SOPA.

    Joe's SOPA video shows him completely skirting around the issue." He says Dana just doesn't want to get ripped off "

    OMG, that's so funny Joe saying Dana is worried about being ripped off, Dana and Joe are the Queens of rip-off

    JOE ROGAN AND UFC SUPPORTS SOPA

  • your all bell ends if you think rogan is against sopa, he's hugely against sopa, dana white will be coming on the joe rogan podcast soon to talk about why hes backing sopa,

  • @kicktodagrion54

    you ask "what's SOPA"

    SOPA stands for stop online piracy. When carefully translated into practical terms, it means your government wants to control what you can see on the Internet.

    Little things like YOUTUBE might vanish under SOPA legislation. Your constitutional rights will go right out with it.

    And Joe works for and supports companies that are fighting hard to pass SOPA legislation.

  • whats SOPA?

  • Yes Joe Rogan supports SOPA, and no, Joe Rogan hasn't spoken out against SOPA.

    Idiot spammers. Hey we all know Rogan has a podcast, you don't have to spam about it on every Rogan video.

    BOYCOTT UFC. BOYCOTT Joe Rogan projects too.

  • @JonCollins008

    See now, that's the approach citizens have been taking for too long. " why bother, nothing changes" or " just worry about yourself and fuck what goes on"

    Everything we do has an effect on the status quo. Don't ever believe your words or actions don't make ripples in the pond, they DO.

    That's how needed change comes about. Concerned citizens getting fed up with repressive government. And then x number of citizens are needed to start the ball rolling the other way.

  • these comments are so stupid...what you say here isnt going to affect the outside world so just keep it to yourself

  • I say boycott UFC. If Joe Rogan won't openly speak out against SOPA, then the heck with him too.

    Instead of just talking,or open revolution on the street, how about we start with something simple and easy, like a boycott. Just lay off buying UFC PPV's for a while and see what happens. Don't worry, it won't harm you in any way to miss a few fights.

  • @MrJamesbragan you really think anyone will follow threw with this?? i bet you don't post any negative comments towards other SOPA supporters and to attack Rogan, you fucking dumb ass. Yer its his fault that he doesn't speak out about something that could make him loose his job, the bill won't pass anyway you moron.

  • @MrJamesbragan Whats wrong with the UFC making a product and then expecting you to pay to watch that product? It's how business works, if streams where availabile when UFC started out it wouldnt of got enough money to make it to this point. Ofcourse I dont agree with everything SOPA was to enforce but I understand why UFC would back it.

  • @MrJamesbragan Brian redban constantly talks against sopa and that is joes tech guy , i think everyone is against sopa.

  • @MrJamesbragan He already has openly spoke out against it on his podcast multiple times, man.

  • @MrJamesbragan Go to mma fighting.com, theres a video where joe says clearly that hes against SOPA. dumbass

  • @iagui004

    In essence SOPA is the government stealing or "pirating" away your self evident rights to free speech.

  • @iagui004

    On the open sea piracy is a bad thing. But piracy on the Internet isn't what the corporations and their political whores would have you believe.

    SOPA is merely a cover story for the government to jump all over your freedom of communication via the Web. The corps and politicians want you to BUY and not speak. They don't want you to SHARE your thoughts with others. Using distorted descriptions of "STEALING" they seek to limit your access to what is rightly yours to share.

  • Joe has so much pent up anger I think he might one day actually mentally meltdown. He just can't quite get what he wants with all his critics pointing out his bullshit. He is one frustrated two-face.

    This all started because Joe doesn't really have any great talent at any one art. So he became the "HOST" of any show that would have him. Now he's hit a little hot streak. The irony is that now he's too old and corrupt to enjoy it.

  • People(smart people) are finally starting to see what Dana and Joe Rogan are all about. Some of us have known all along what dirtbags they are.

    Joe tries to play off his mainstream shit by denouncing this or that on his podcast, but Joe is really all the way on board for the corporate shilling that he does so well. It's the single most important motivation in his life.

    Joe has no talent so he's trying to become the spokesman for the alternate lifestyle. LOL, while Dana pimps him out.

  • damn hes so different in this video than he is now!

  • boycott ufc? pardon my french, but you guys can suck my balls.

  • Dana White supports SOPA/PIPA type legislation.

    Dana White is the enemy of the Internet. UFC can't prosper and be the enemy of the Internet. If Egypt, Syria, and Libya can fall, then bringing down UFC wouldn't be much of a blip on the radar screen.

    Boycott UFC until Dana White publicly denounces SOPA. :)

  • @MrJamesbragan isnt supporting anti piracy a good thing? I'm all for that. it sucks when you work hard on something and then some asshole comes along and pirates it.

  • BOYCOTT UFC and DANA WHITE

  • @MrJamesbragan hahaha. alright douche. UFC is a force that NOONE could stop let alone a fucking keyboard warrior who spends most of his time in his old ladies basement moisturising his knees

  • @lololxDlololxD so how long did you let that troll pork you in the ass before you became one yourself? lolololol

  • damnnn he looks so young here

  • was that a belguim flag ;p

  • Wow he looks and acts here totally different than nowadays...

  • @MrJamesbragan

    Who are you and what is wrong with you???

  • Wow he looks great!

  • How old was he in this?

  • YES

    

  • woah, so much hair!

  • Joe Rogan before he was A BOSS!!

  • To the guy who keeps writing novels in the comment section, we all know you just want joe's attention cause your life is a shit hole. You probably just watch joe rogan on you tube all day with your little dick in your hand. And as for the whole steroids thing, joe rogan may be in excellent shape, but he is no where near ripped enough to be doing roids. Also joe looks allot older partly because of his crazy beard. Makes him look like some wise monk type dude :P

  • Joe has aged very badly. This was only 14 years ago

  • anyone who thinks Rogans on steroids is retarded

  • The type of guys that look like if the moon had been just one day fuller when their parents knocked boots they'd have been dwarfs. You know like Joe, they always have heart, clogged arteries issues. Those guys need to clean up their act when they hit 40. Joe obviously doesn't enjoy cardio work. It's like every video he's huffin and a puffin. I've noticed that pale ashen look he has is always there now. Joe doesn't have any color in his face now. For a Italian guy that's not right

  • @MrJamesbragan hmm. you a fat boy who thinks everyone whos in shape is on roids? i think so. Either that or you're a skinny little fucker.

  • He was short and stocky and cocky like Joe, and he couldn't be revived. He died right there on the promenade leading up to the bleachers. Looked like he had been on roids for a while. You could see the little man syndrome written on his face. Probably 40-45. Total gym rat weight lifter. He looked like he was of Italian decent, possibly Greek.

    But whatever.

  • Even the most die-hard Rogan nut sucker has to admit Joe is getting pretty raunchy looking.

    That's an old man that needs to get away from his laptop and start running and biking. Juicing and drugs is gonna catch that fool one bright sunny morning. He'll be yappin away and ouch CHEST PAIN, blackout, purple lips and a big ol' funeral pyre for the Caesar of Smackola.

    A couple of years ago a bunch of us watched an old guy, that was just like Joe, seize up and pass away.

  • @MrJamesbragan Goddamn, you are one funny motherfucker.Thanks for that laugh you oh so gave to me,my chummy acquaintance.

  • i like Joe Rogan i like him more when he does not curse

  • @PainandMotivation What the fuck difference does that make?

  • OK

  • @RaphaelDelLaGhetto

    " Carlos mencia, is that you? "

    Wrong tribe Joe, er, i mean Raphael.

  • Joe has made so many false claims and led his followers on so many turd hunts. Now Joe admits he does steroids. He used to deny it.

    He was about 61 kilos(135 lbs.) in this piece. Now he is 72 kilos, and has pumped up Bi's/Tri's and over sized pecs. That is the hallmark of a gym rat that's juicing. Rapid weight gain, and all the wrong muscles pumped up.

    No rational person listens to Joe Rogan. Hell naw

  • @MrJamesbragan I'd rather listen to Joe then some dumbass on youtube..

  • Unbelievable. As if Rogan wasn't a pathetic enough douchebag faggot in this video, he actually managed to regress with age.

    It's like he ages backwards mentally, even though he started off as a complete fucking idiot.

    Truly fascinating.

  • holly molly does he look so diffrent.

  • @thewewguy8t88 Holly Molly????I think you mean holey moley...tard

  • @Dirtybird284 lolololol

  • If you divide the minutes in a year by the minutes I spend on this subject, it averages out to less then 10 minutes a day. Not much for a subject that I feel is so important.

    I appreciate that you are educated, and take the time to post well thought out questions. But let's break this down a bit shall we? I spend this time on something I hold to be important to MMA and society in general.

    You seem to spend time on simply rebuking me. Let Joe defend himself. And you worry more about your time.

  • Nor, for that matter, does Rogan represent above average people. Indeed, the higher one's education, the more revolted they are by Rogan's juvenile antics, and pre-teen mindset.

    Rogan is great shakes among the disenfranchised drop-outs, hip-hop criminals, and drug burn-out cases. These are the people that love to see immaturity on TV. It makes them feel connected.

    I dare say that Rogan is a case study in the declining moral values of the Western World. He certainly is doing his part.

  • @MrJamesbragan Who has the time of day to do what you're doing? you've concerned yourself with feeble matters and are trying to magnify them so you'll feel some sort of validity to what you're doing.Declining moral values? have you actually heard his thoughts and opinions? He has well thought out political views. you need to lose the idea that humans are perfect. you're just gonna be let down, time and time again. I'm fairly articulate for being a disenfranchised youth, huh?

  • @MrJamesbragan its funny how you write these elaborate posts about joe rogans life. i think you're either one of two things. The first and most likely is you're just an "internet troll". the second is you're a plain old idiot. you clearly feel that you're more educated than joe rogan's supporters and i find it amusing how you're using that "education". why is your time being consumed by the youtube comments section?

  • @MrJamesbragan

    Carlos Mencia, is that you?

  • Well, most adult Americans do think as I think. However most Americans don't watch UFC. If they did, the e-mails to UFC criticizing Rogan would be so many as to cause UFC to fire Rogan.

    Once mature adults(forget about the immature slackers and misfits that rally for Rogan) get a close look at rogan's behaviour, they become repelled and disenchanted.

    Joe Rogan simply does not represent the average citizen of the world.

  • I take exception to Rogan working as commentator and not being fully qualified to do so. I also take exception to Rogan's continued advocacy of hallucinogenic drugs and overall silly behaviour.

    I feel very strongly that the UFC is poorly represented by Joe Rogan as fight commentator, while at the same time recognizing why Rogan is there in the first place. PUBLICITY. Rogan was one of a tiny handful of celebrities that even knew what martial arts meant in the beginning of UFC. Not so now.

  • @MrJamesbragan He is a Brown belt in BJJ and has been doing other martial arts for a long time. He is always talking to fighters, promoters, trainers and other people in the business. He one of the only celebrities that even knows the proper nomenclature of positions and submissions or strikes

  • @MrJamesbragan I guess it's lucky for Rogan that nobody gives a fuck what you think.

  • @PorpEm90

    In all fairness, we have to acknowledge that Dana White has worked like a slave to make the UFC succeed. And he accomplished his mission. I doubt that Dana White has had a full nights sleep since taking on the job as UFC front man. Dana Has earned his money.

    Rogan on the other hand, using his own words, just shows up and yammers into the mic. Many fighters feel that too much attention goes to Rogan, and not enough to the fighters. Whatever. I want Rogan to make money.

  • wow the roids have really changed his physique over the years

  • @Darkfirefire Is that what its from?? Was just wondering if that was it

  • @Darkfirefire you think he did roids? i kinda always thought that, and how he has a much more circular face now and hes a bit thicker. i just never thought it through

  • Per Rogan's financial status and earnings, I must disagree with jackburton2009.

    It's my understanding that Rogan is making approx 18,000 per live show. That is a shockingly low amount by showbiz standards. One thing i will say unequivocally,Rogan does not make 500,000 annually from UFC. More like 150-180,000. And that amount angers many low paid fighters, that earn as little as 5000 a fight.

    Joe Rogan lives in a modest home and is known to be frugal with his limited resources.

  • @MrJamesbragan

    As of last year, Joe Rogan had a networth of $22 million. It is fair to say he is making lot more than $150K per year from UFC.

  • "Can we slow those cue cards down a little bit? They're going too fast."

  • TRAIN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT

  • @Werdxp Concussions by day, smokin' dope and using a fleshlight while listening to Rogan's podcast by night... all day.

  • Rogan earns 18,000 per UFC show. Up until very recently Joe was almost working free. The UFC is NOTORIOUSLY penny-wise in the payroll department.

    The low earnings were the single biggest reason Rogan has had to stay on the road and make the comedy circuit. A circuit that isn't easy on 50 year old bodies and minds. Joe needs the money.

    Now that Fear Factor has boosted Joe's tax rate again, he'll breath a bit easier.

  • @MrJamesbragan For a while there he did work for free. He even says today he'd do it for free, he enjoys it. For him it's not work.

    Low earnings? Joe is clearing at least half a million a year with the UFC.

    He does comedy for fun not for money.

  • @MrJamesbragan So what you're sayin is he makes fk all while Dana White makes a shtload?? Not exactly fair considering Joe Rogan is much more entertaining and Dana White just pops up everywhere.. lol

  • he did the first 15 fight cards for free....damn

  • deviated butthole

  • deviated septum

  • RoganesDios

  • The the words of Joe Rogan, stop being cunty.

    Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!

  • This is before drugs and alcohol

  • Attention Rogan PR staff:

    Stop trying to steer YT discussions. Let everyone have their own opinions of Rogan.

  • @MrJamesbragan Why are you flippin out on what he does? Mind your own and butt the fuck out of his personal life.

  • @MrJamesbragan alcohol is a drug you dumb fuck, you cant just change the meaning of a word to suit your needs

  • @MrJamesbragan your such a cunt

  • I do not have a tattoo, but I am not going to look at everyone with body art in a negative fashion.

    It is a very traditional part of culture. Some people think it is barbaric. I see it as a form of expression and art.

  • Joe Rogan is a good guy. Sure you may have moral qualms with various forms of drugs. Alcohol is a drug, nicotine is a drug, and so is caffeine. We just legalize some forms of drugs and not others. Joe likes to vaporize some weed and I do not see what the problem is. Sure he did DMT a few times, but DMT is a chemical your mind produces to induce dreaming.

    Joe Rogan is a loving father, a faithful husband, and a really funny guy. Joe makes people laugh and is a good entertainer/commentator.

  • @warningfireexit take that cock out of you mouth

  • @warningfireexit even if he shot heroin before, why care?

  • Spa water is FILTHY no matter what you do to it. Weed,DMT, LSD, etc are NARCOTICS no matter what label dopers choose to hide their addiction behind. Joe Rogan is a drug addicted bungling idiot who chooses to desecrate his body with silly tattoos, narcotics, and strange sexual obsessions. Joe Rogan acts like a 16 year old. Joe puts no value in maturity. Nor does he respect those things that should be a part of adult manhood. Joe is merely part of the backdrop scenery of a decadent Los Angeles.

  • this was obviously before weed, joe looks like a complete dork, now he's cool as shit !

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  • @MrJamesbragan You might be the biggest douche in the universe. Hes fucking 44 years old. He ages, thats what people do.

  • @MrJamesbragan it's actually clean, new water everytime you go into the tank. Weed and dmt are psycho-active compounds...psycheledics. not fucking narcotics you dumb fuck. Joe is 44 and fit as hell. let's see how you look/looked from your early 20's to your mid 40's. guarantee you will not age as well as joe has. dumb fucking jealous idiot. it's ok that you're unhappy with your life that you need to attack others, just keep it to yourself.

  • Rogan before puberty

  • joe rogaine

  • This is Joe Rogan before the effects of his heavy drug use and seroid use made him look completely different

  • funny.. young, thin and lotsa hair...

  • hahah Joe Rogan looks so young

    I bet he got so much ass then....AND now

  • @96JUSTIN damn your gay

  • WHAT YEAR WAS THIS?

  • rogan before years of cocaine and hookers

  • @endwelfare Rogan is against hard drugs, dummie

  • HEY LOOK, IT'S JOEY FROM FRIENDS

  • Joey Tribbiani?

  • @hibbloton hahaha

  • @hibbloton Hauw yu doin!

  • Wow, you really some real losers online.

  • chroniccrossi89's entire life's goal is now to prove himself to me.

    100% of his youtube activities will now be an effort to gain my approval.

    lol

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis all day trolling ass mofo. ALL DAY SON

  • Troll

  • What the fudge is going on in the comments section of this video?? 0_o

  • @MemOna16 some mean dumb shit

  • @MemOna16 chroniccrossi89 is just working on his blowjob technique with my cock.

  • I didn't realise he did tkd. I knew he was schooled up on the fight game, but by the way he describes current ufc matchups, you'd swear he came up through bjj or wrestling. He probably does it all these days anyway.

  • The only domination that is going on is me taking my half chub out (because your mom isn't sexy enough to give me a full stiffy) and then cock slap your family in line from shortest to tallest. Thats how i troll.

  • @chronicrossi89 lmfao. That was retarded as hell, faggot. You're now a liar in addition to being a moron and a cockgobbling bitch boy. Please try again and, this time, be less of moronic faggot.

    Now, tell me: Why are you such a weak-minded faggot that you're unable to resist being cock-dominated by a troll?

    Just curious :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis your curious about a lot of things. Typical faggot behavior .. and i can tell my last comment about cock slapping your whole family got you angry LOL .. aren't troll's supposed to be immune to that? And also you type like a fucking robot and say the same shit over and over. Go eat a bag of baby dicks you silly cunt

  • @chronicrossi89 Holy fuck, LMFAO!! Are you crying right now? Do you need to masturbate to more Joe Rogan videos in order to get a bit more dopamine flowing?

    You know that I'm a troll, yet you're so unbelievably weak-minded that every thing I say hurts you significantly. You can't help but have the need to defend yourself from me. You are an utterly submissive faggot bitch. No wonder you want Joe Rogan to dominate your asshole with his cock.

    lol

  • Now, tell me: Why are you such a weak-minded faggot that you're unable to resist being cock-dominated by a troll?

    Just curious :)

  • Also, how many times have you asked your father to rape you while commenting on UFC fights so that you can pretend it's Joe Rogan that's balls deep in your asshole? Did it bring you and your father closer together, or did it simply make him hate you even more after his having realized that his son is the biggest faggot on planet earth?

    Just curious :)

  • Also, when did you first realize that your greatest wish was to drown in an ocean of Joe Rogan's semen while getting assraped by Joe-Rogan-semen sharks? Did the the realization scare you at first, or were you able to simply accept it without reluctance?

    Just curious :)

  • @chronicrossi89 All I have to do is copy and paste the same shit, and you're still going to hate yourself even more every time you read it.

    Your fragility makes this incredibly easy.

    :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis lol no it's not bothering me its kinda entertaining actually. see there is the troll in you coming out .. saying how this is incredibly easy for you. You actually think your accomplishing a mission or something lol. I'll keep going all day son. But i might actually just be feeding into your trolling ways. You probably got a hard on while typing out these replies to me. Eat some schmegma.

  • @chronicrossi89 Whoah, buddy, calm the fuck down. lol. I don't hate the fact that you love Joe Rogan's dick. You need to realize that, really, I couldn't give any less of a fuck. In all honesty, though, your psychology is fascinating to me. You don't even know Rogan, but his dick is rammed so far up your ass and he has such control over you that you feel a deep sense of anger when he is insulted. He has dominated you utterly with his cock, and so have I.

    Why are you so weak? What happened?

  • Please answer the questions, chronicrossi89. They're quite simple, and it'd be fascinating to hear a valid explanation for your incredible faggotry.

    Thanks! :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis I stopped reading your paragraphs of bullshit a long time ago. I read the first sentence and then hit SPAM . Whats the point of reading the same damn thing over and over again? I honestly feel like im talking to a faggot robot. I am actually really curious to know how old you are. I get the feeling your probably an older man and that just adds to how fucking pathetic you are lol. Get off youtube you filthy cunt. Your just refreshing the page waiting for replies.Faggot troll

  • @chronicrossi89 LMFAO!! See? I told you were sitting there crying and furiously masturbating to Joe Rogan. How bad do my comments hurt you? Are you going to kill yourself soon? You sound you're like on the verge of suicide, you weak-minded pussy faggot.

    I and Joe Rogan have successfully cock-dominated your pathetic shit mind without even the slightest bit of effort. You are the most easily trained faggot I have ever seen.

    :)

  • Also, when did you first realize that your greatest wish was to drown in an ocean of Joe Rogan's semen while getting assraped by Joe-Rogan-semen sharks? Did the the realization scare you at first, or were you able to simply accept it without reluctance?

    Just curious :)

  • Respond to this videAlso, how many times have you asked your father to rape you while commenting on UFC fights so that you can pretend it's Joe Rogan that's balls deep in your asshole? Did it bring you and your father closer together, or did it simply make him hate you even more after his having realized that his son is the biggest faggot on planet earth?

    Just curious :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis You type to much bullshit .. 3 comments to my 1? Looks like somebody is constantly obsessing over this. Lol you sad fucker i almost feel a little bad for you. Keep typing .. maybe someone might actually read it all. I know i stopped a LONG time ago. You curious basement dwelling troll, i think you need a good beat down to knock some sense in to your grown ass. A grown man going around talking shit on joe rogan videos. Either you want to kill him or fuck him. Beats me

  • @chronicrossi89 LMFAO!

    Sorry, my beaten, submissive, and weak-minded pet faggot. I cannot let you go on in peace. This is too much fun. Most people, by now, just walk away and forget about the whole thing. You, however, are such an unaccomplished, worthless, lifeless, insecure piece of shit that you have no ability to get me out of your head. My cock owns you, just like Joe Rogan's. You are the perfect twink faggot bitch boy.

    If you went to prison, you wouldn't even need to be turned out. :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis So take your own advice then you hypocrite. You say most people would walk away by now, that includes you.Douche bag. You have no other youtube activity going on except coming back to this video and commenting. Your probably constantly refreshing the page waiting desperately for a reply. This might be your only human interaction you get so you'll take ANYTHING. Even if it means acting like a little faggot troll all day long. I'm going to give your mom a dirty sanchez.

  • @chronicrossi89 Now, now, that's enough of your lies you pathetic, cowardly, fragile faggot :) . Let's try to maintain some honesty here, you penis loving cuntstain.

    Of course my activity is going to be on this video. I finally found the biggest faggot in the world :) ! I admit, it took a while and a lot of trolling, but, here you are, the most submissive, frightened, angry, helpless faggot bitch boy in the entire world. Christ almighty, you are fascinating -- disgusting, but fascinating.

    lol

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  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis Hmm... your quite delusional. Like i said before, i dont know whether to laugh at you or feel bad for you.You ACTUALLY think your on a mission or something lol and that your going to win some kind of award. That mentality is fucked up and real childish so i dont even want to imagine how you are in real life. Just some creepy old fuck who talks about cocks all day and looks up joe rogan videos and trolls the interweb. Your fucked dude lol and i'm sure everyone can see that.

  • @chronicrossi89 You must understand, oh gaping cunthole, that, because you're obviously somewhere in the range of 10-12 years old, your psychology and thoughts during this time period will form the person that you will be your entire life. I'm trying to HELP you; I am trying to lessen your pathetic faggotry and make you a less revolting human being.

    Take heed, you foul shiteating bitchboy, and you will save yourself from being an even bigger faggot than you already are.

    :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis You sir are a schmegma infested blue clam

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis blue waffle is what i meant. Look it up.

  • @chronicrossi89 Though you will always be less than the chunky discharge from a rotten and infected cunt, we can still make an effort to help you as much as possible. You do, however, need to recognize that we can't get anywhere if you keep lying to yourself. You need to come out and ADMIT that you are a lowly, disgusting, vomit-inducing faggot dumbfuck. The world already knows it, and you need to be brave enough to own up to it. We need you to try to help yourself before we can help you.

    :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis Your just a troll. Everything you say is 100% bullshit. I'll bukkake on your sisters face.

  • @chronicrossi89 That is so incorrect, oh ultimate faggot. I am a kind soul trying to help you. I am trying to release you from your incredible faggotry.

    Don't you see how weak-minded you are? You don't even know me, but you have already made me your god. You are already trying to prove yourself to me and live up to my own standards.

    You are dependent, frail, and revolting. You need help very desperately, and my kind heart compels me to reach out to you to offer my assistance.

    :)

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis keep typing troll. cant you tell im not even reading your stupidity based on how fast im replying? Its nothing to me. ALL DAY SON.

  • @chronicrossi89 lol.

    Retarded, weak, and pathetic.

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis all day son

  • @chronicrossi89 lol.

    Retarded, weak, and pathetic.

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis Btw, if it was "nothing" to you, you wouldn't have to try to validate your behavior or your mentality with me by telling me that it's "nothing".

    Retarded method of self-defense.

    I am your god. I am your master. You love my cock.

  • @plzenjoymybigolpenis You have no standards you self absorbed fucking weirdo. Now go watch WWE reruns with your mom you fucking troll

  • Also, when did you first realize that your greatest wish was to drown in an ocean of Joe Rogan's semen while getting assraped by Joe-Rogan-semen sharks? Did the the realization scare you at first, or were you able to simply accept it without reluctance?

    Just curious :)

  • Rogan is a bad motherfucker. Even with an earing.