Marty Funkhouser tells Jerry a joke

[BaronVonRotterdam]

There is a continuation error. Right before marty gives the punchline there is a minimal amount of orange juice in jerry's glass. Every other cut the glass is half full.

[Monkeyman2357]

What's with that awkward silence at the beginning of the video?

[SocaTrain]

@Monkeyman2357 i dont think larry wanted marty on set in the first place. n bcuz of that he didnt wanna introduce him to jerry, so marty did it himself

[12AdamHunt]

Best joke ever!

[thecomanche1]

I like that guy!

[j00ztube]

0:51

[texas4christ]

marty is super dave osbourne, or bob einstein, albert brooks' brother. his jokes were talk show delights some years ago

[Gary21470]

LOve marty!!!

[MrBuch169169]

That joke was a lot funnier than I expected. xD

[policemanandrew]

This is actually one of the best jokes I have ever heard. It is on so many levels!!!

[ilikevines]

@8888888A8888888

my mother's 55, you're sick

[DrewsAnimation]

I like that guy too

[ilikevines]

haha that's so fucked

[8888888A8888888]

@ilikevines not like your mothers gonna be when im done with her tomorow

[Illumirage]

@MrPoliticon

She put a piece of raw liver in her Vag so she wasn't so loose down there and didn't want him to know. He found out...

[maysteve24]

fuck larry is so good the entire time

[Illumirage]

This part is pretty funny. Still trying to figure out what a Gossamer is...I bet I could just google it but...I don't care that much....

Can't tell you how many times I've awoken to this clip playing on my DvD because I left it going as I fell asleep...

[gptvproductions]

"I like that guy."

Seinfeld is actually a big Bob Einstein fan.

[BryantEGregory]

i love that he wasn't going to introduce him lmao

[Smeldrum1]

the best is that Jerry's reaction is so clean, and so pure.... a reaction to "you cunt is in the sink" ... absosutelyperfect. How else would a mortal respond.

[chess012345]

could somebody write the last half of the joke? god, he is talking so fast is hard to understand for non-natives in English. Thanks.

[Illumirage]

@chess012345

OK.

Marty - "Says My darling Harriet, to think that I waited a year to consummate our love relationship makes my heart beat so loud I'm surprised it didn't wake you up. The only reason I'm not here now darling, is because I'm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we'll have dogs and children. When the 5 O'clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of your love in your arms, your loving husband Harry. PS your cunt is in the sink.

:)

[chess012345]

@Illumirage 10x :))

[jamestrandotnet]

in the behind the scenes, he mentions that he did know the joke but never had revealed it in public before

[larsepwn]

@jamestrandotnet haha! Really?

[doublebassaxisdrummr]

@jamestrandotnet yeah!! this whole show is like 95% improved lol

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

@doublebassaxisdrummr

improvised

[chronicriminal87]

pretty pretty good

[nelonski1]

lol

[Valbarca]

its my fav joke.. problems is no matter who you are.. or how good you are at retelling it, its always way better seeing it told between Marty and Jerry :)

[moley8791]

press 7 over and over : )

[king802]

"I had no idea it would be that revolting."

[wakamusha]

I love how much food Funkhouser has taken from the buffet.

[wow183]

His cadence is PERFECT!

[lma54638]

will you finish the fucking joke already! lmfao

[chargerfan2]

anyone notice Jerry's orange juice is almost empty in the middle of the joke but half full at the end of it? just an observation. Funny joke though.

[nyraider91]

(laughs) it surprised me. I had no idea it would be that revolting.

[mkmand84]

-the size of her opening.

-what is she afraid of?

-the size of her opening.

[gerardwaypewtm]

I LOVE JERRY'S LAUGH!

[Theburn77]

I can't take my eyes off of Jerry's pinky ring

[Downlowtooslow]

Larry's face at 0:35. Priceless.

[onetondrumbum]

Super Dave!

[Suryavideo]

the guy who plays marty improved that entire joke

[twk999]

@Suryavideo no he didn't

[XiaoPow]

@Suryavideo

I don't believe that. It might not have been in the script, but in his head there was a script for the joke ;P

[KleWdSide]

Great punchline at the end. "Your cunt is in the sink" LOL!!!!

[Downlowtooslow]

@KleWdSide the real punchline is Jerry. "I like that guy".

[superburnley1882]

P.S.

[ScottKeith7025]

Super Dave <3

[cultmama]

Oh yes I remember the Marty Funkhouser joke! LOL :-)))

[ElDuderino59]

The best Curb season ever. I love Larry David!

[ttt8699]

Gold Jerry, gold!