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  • I am a Teslaian myself. i worship the all powerful electric spark. and if i tough him, he makes me tingle all over! does your god do that for you?

    FEAR THE LIGHTNING!

  • 'in making Ray Comfort look stupid Atheists have given him a larger platform'

    in the way that the BP spill made seagulls on the coast of Mexico oil rich

  • A penis fits in a man's mouth or anus-therefore God wants guys to be gay!

  • @mrtisgodofall A dog's penis fits in your anus too. So does a pickle. So does a broom handle. And so does a small eel. God needs to stop sending these mixed messages about what we're supposed to be sticking in our orifices.

  • Jumping between two opposing views of reality. This would be known as madness. A crazy. Ray Comfort is mentally unstable.

  • 3:15 Is that "it" supposed to be there? Google results don't seem to have it, and it softens the quote to something almost trivial...

  • SCIENCE IS THE ONLY GOD THAT MATTERS!!!

  • "Faith in evolution" statement makes me cringe. So tired of evolution being considered a religion by these idiots.

  • @ciuacoatl You mean you don't pray to Darwin? HEATHEN!!!!!

  • @damasta00138 Yeah, I'm a terrible heathen all the way around I swear.

  • Utilizing Rays logic on the banana, I would ask him, why do banana's grow so high up in trees? Surely God would know our species is not as adept as say...Our cousins, the chimpanzees (Who happen to adore banana's) Why would he place them up there? If Ray done anything, it's shown that it's more likely Banana's were made for Apes, rather than humans. Then again, Ray Comfort is near the bottom of the lowest tier when it comes to education.

  • oh penis jokes...thankyou thunderf00t i am enjoying myself lmao

  • ...and the banana is shaped like a cock. and therefore god wants all men to masturbate daily, because the cock fits so perfectly into the hand.

  • Wish he had have asked me in high school. I understood evolution before I left primary xD

  • Is this like a never-ending video series?  i certainly hope so.

  • You should really make videos of experiments you do like nurdrage

  • God is a teenager and his parents are on vacation out of the Universe. When they get back " GOD, did you make another universe while we were gone?!?!!! How many times have we told you not to crucify your brother!!!! And for Zeus' sake stop with the floods!!! Your grounded!!! No more creation for 10 billion years until you grow up!!!!"

  • @paramattic70 His brother who was also himself, Siamese twins?

  • 6:09

    Wow Ray just made perfect sense... but only because he was copying someone elses point :P

  • You can fit that banana up your ass Ray.

  • Ray is a kook

  • Penis fits perfectly in the hand too xD

  • The god even made the banana curved so the creationists would know which way around to hold it when eating it! :-D :-D

    (captcha: demensity... awesome :-D)

  • Notice at 1:31 in this clip of Ray's original banana video, he's showing how the banana was made just for us. At 1:31 he's saying, "it's just the right shape for the opening of the human mouth," but at that instant Ray does something that made me laugh so hard I thought I'd bust a gut. What he does is to make a tight, perfect circle with his lips! That's how Ray eats a banana?

    Well, I don't know anyone who eats a banana by sliding it in thru a tight circle he makes with his lips! Freudian slip?

  • >the use the language of speculation

    "wisest is he who knows that he does not know." -Socrates

  • Ray Comfort likes the banana a lot

  • In the 21st century, 150 years are 'on the origin of species' was published, 44% of the population in the world's most powerful country still show a lack of support for one of the most fundemental theories in all of biology. Not only that, 5% of American 'scientists' are young earth creationists, they believe that the world they live in is less than 10,000 years old.

    Thank God(?) I live in England.

  • I looked her up. She's great!

  • it seems to me he has a very unhealthy attraction to that banana... I figure you're losing this one to gay prostitutes, I believe you'll need a new laughing stock.

  • >language of speculation

    The wise are aware of what they don't know.

  • I've seen the comment below in three other why do people laugh at creationists videos.

  • Banana man forgot to cup the balls

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  • @PRJking

    the same place he got the idea.

  • When i first saw Ray's banana video i thought it was a perfect description of reality.

    Then i realised it wasn't a video showing the ignorance of creationists and Ray was actually serious

  • this video was the funniest WDPLAC yet

  • The BANANA MAN haha.

  • Is anyone else starting to think that Ray is just the biggest example of Poe's Law in history?

  • So a dick is also made by god to fit perfectly in a women's hand? with a rough surface for friction? so god says handjobs must be done? so on and so on

  • Long division? Uh, don't get me wrong, but isn't that thaught in about... third or fourth grade Mathematics?

  • @AmeNoOrchestra69 Not to defend him, but there is also polynomial long division which is algebra level math. Not something that the average 3rd or fourth grader would know.

  • Funny, bananas are actually easier to open from the non-stemmed end.

    Also, fucking coconuts, how do they work?

  • @Woolong742 Coconuts: the creationists nightmare.

  • Your bitch ass just got served by Darwin.

  • Leave Mr. Comfort alone, he's just playing around.

  • lol at the "porn" at 10:39

  • Hey Comfort! How do you explain fucking pineapples?

  • Ray is very afraid of evolution....

  • @thunderf00t ... did cps die ???

  • @IvanderHaisley He got banned from YouTube a while ago.

  • 10:43 thumbs up if you know what that resembles

  • ''curved towards the face'' was my favourite...

  • @Naddig74 lmao!! what are you talking about? thats perfectly logical science!!

  • Oh, there was a soft drink can used in the original video, and it was removed? Well this changes everything! Obviously, it renders the banana argument perfectly valid! Yeah, right...

  • god made the penis and a the hand,the penis fits perfectly in the hand.... what is the next move?

  • @SenseiMarian14 I'm not sure, but whatever you do you'll probably call his name.

  • @GenericRubbishName

    Hey! Pistachios are DELICIOUS

  • "Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." - Mark Twain

  • 'faith in evolution' - ray comfort

    such an incredible amount of ignorance crammed into 3 words

  • @throktor1

    Theres a big difference between 'belief' & 'acceptance'.

    The 1 is what you personally think is true even when theres nothing to support such a claim. & the other is what is known to be true & beneficial to any & all who use it. Now I can't fit all the possible scenarios in a few hundred characters. But if you these definitions & apply them to things in your life & mind you can, at the very least make yourself an acceptable part of free society.

  • @Yujifanik Is there anyone else that reads Yuj's comment that can clarify his point? I dont think its just spelling typos

  • @throktor1

    Belief = something that isn't true but you still convince yourself it is.

    Acceptance = something that is true whether you personally like it or not.

  • @Yujifanik ok, but confused as to why youre replying to my comment with that

  • @throktor1

    Y'know now that I think about it! I should've just said I agree w/ your statement!  :)

  • I love the look on Thunderfoots face at 1:01 as Ray claims to "know" what was in the beginning. It is like 'how do you argue with this level of stupidity?"

  • ..... but it is the easiest thing in the world to figure out when listening to bible stories that I wouldn't expect most 12 year olds haven't concluded themselves let alone fully grown, educated adults! I remember teachers telling me this when I was about 7 yrs old and I'm thinking "Are you shitting me?" thankfully most teachers ( and pupils ) in my high school were Atheists but in the first school was just a few ill educated housewives who got a job taeching kids.

  • Oh finally 05:15 a very basic 'no brainer' quote, I even came up with myself ! I have been saying the very same thing for a long time and wondering why I have never seen this on any video of debate or explination that when people worship the "Virgin" mary for giving birth to the son of "God" that she wasnt only cheating and lieing and yet I never heard anyone say this before and I watch many creationist / religion V science / evolution videos....

  • i don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • i got something that god made that will fit in your mouth perfectly

  • That which is put forward without evidence, can be summarily dismissed without evidence.

  • I wonder if Comfort can explain the Pistachio nut - a pain in the arse to open, makes a mess, easy to choke on, greasy & bland tasting. This designer isn't much cop, ey Comfort?

  • Is that a banana in your pocket ?! Wow what happened ?!

  • There are other places where the banana fits perfectly in....

  • @PRJking

    Not really. It kind of hurts.

  • literally rolling on the floor laughing..

  • Firey sexbomb goddess

  • mmmmm....banana

  • Hello Thunderf00t, great job, nice to see it growing and reaching more and more people. One point i'd like to make about this vid - please take into acount, that for the ancient Jews leprosy was most likely *every* skin condition that is/was a minor/major dermatological sickness.

  • 00:58 "in the beginnings, god created the heavens and the earth. you dont know, i do."

    no, you beleive, you idiot.

  • thunderfoot = avvesome

  • They are laughing at you because you are giving a blow job on a stage you dumb douche bag!! XD To quote Patton Oswalt "You are going to miss everything cool and die angry!!"

  • Let's give a series of bibles a new intro, saying that the book is not based on actual real life stories and purely the imagination of people that lives over 1000 years ago. See how quickly the god-rage will sweep over the country. Yet this intro in the origin of species didn't get 'that' much rage. Hypocrisy at it's best.

  • @Sanquinity It should also have stickers:

    "Can damage your health and that of people around you"

    "Keep out of reach of children"

    "Parental Warning: Explicit Lyrics"

  • What happened to VFX?

  • @FallingInHate666 I think he was banned because he slandered islam. Or something.

  • I too thought Freud would have something to say about this but on the plus side I have a great arguement to encourage oral sex. "See how it fits perfectly in your grip and is curverd in such a manner that it is easily placed into the mouth? God did that - you're welcome."

  • Let me just say bugs often don't hang around camp fires...smoke keeps a lot of bugs away...thats why a lot of tribal communities have and still do hang their meat above very smokey fires. 

  • Oh yes the banana is so perfectly designed for us humans, and I'm so perfectly designed as well, that I can't eat them because they make me ill. Great job god!! :D -sarcasm-

  • The banana fits perfectly in the ass.

  • @s4m10sug1 The Amazing Atheist will probably agree :) hahaha x)

  • @s4m10sug1 therefore, homosexuality is something approved by GOD! thank you, Banana Man, thanks to you, millions of catholic homosexuals live without fear of the GOD (and, remember, in french, "god" is short for "godemichet"...it means "dildo"...is there a hidden meaning? think about it!)

  • @s4m10sug1 The ass is designed by god to be a tiny bit narrower, then a banana, so that shoving one in it would feel really good. This proves, that god wants people to shove bananas in their asses.

  • Ray Comfort - the Karl Pilkington of Christian apologetics

  • Don't be deceived...you have to stand judgement whether you believe it or not. Watch video "God's Prison" and consider your eternal state.

  • @Electfilmproductions "believe what we say or youll burn forever in a place no one can prove exists" what if your religion is wrong by the way? then youll be joining me in hell :D

  • Awesome!!!

  • Good news everyone! God has now introduced the all new Banana 2.0! Featuring an innovative textured surface with twice the grip as the old model. It also features a new slim, more streamline design for today's "on the go" society. (c) God corp.

  • @Chrispy0000 Naw, I stick with my trusted Banana 1.0. The new one isn't compatible with my old recipes. Plus, the new one still has too many bugs in it.

  • I wish I had thought of the banana argument before Ray Comfort had. Then I could've made a living as a successful standup comedian.

  • Lol.. that last bit with Ray.. that was some prime stand-up comedy! Almost fainted from oxygen depletion there ;D

  • Guess that means my dick was intelligently designed to be sucked.

  • i'm sure he would be happy to debate or BETTER YET I know someone who offer 250,000.00 dollars for someone to prove evolution and/or disprove Christianity... Any takers?

  • "The Delphic oracle said I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that I know nothing."

    - Socrates

    take that banana man

  • @Shino302 To quote Kansas, "If I claim to be a wise man/Well, it surely means that I don't know.

  • What is sad is that the banana argument is a great bit of comedy if used as that. Too bad it was used as an actual argument first. Well he got it right in the end.

  • Wow, thunderfoot debated with Ray Comfort? I have to see this.

  • Ray did you know the penis fits perfectly into the mouth?

  • What about a pineapple? It must fit right in your ASS !

  • @mmogeekz

    Now THAT'S an unpleasant visual.

  • The crowd is laughing because the banana is phallus-shaped, and the things Banana man is doing with it, are fucking hilarious.

  • Seriously, it's sad that we are always bashing on Creation list so what if they believe in God. I believe in God yeah i said it, so why laugh, because our idea is to far fetched? Um some of your ideas are pretty far fetched. Now I'm all for science but I have my beliefs and it gets tiring when a ignorant person who thinks they know everything states that I'm wrong is really annoying. I don't bash people to believe in God. If you have your beliefs, fine, just don't go bashing othersbeliefsitsrude

  • @CrazySluggo

    "so what if they believe in God."

    If you think that's why rationalists (and anyone sane) have a problem with creationists, you need to look again. Creationists don't just believe in God, they accept as truth that which could not be possibly true and seek to force their apriori opinions upon the rest of us. They are willing to resort to blatant dishonesty and acts of intellectual terrorism to do so.

  • @TheZooCrew But Scientist can be very cocky as well, I don't bash people, I accept people for what they believe. Scientist just bash the shit out of religion. Now I am humble I don't try to convert people, but i do talk about my beliefs then I ask the person what they think. Now scientist just keep getting pissed off when evidence is showing up that there could be a God. Now that is being ignorant as well. But I digress. I like to go with the flow. if you believe something I'm cool with it.

  • @CrazySluggo

    "Scientist just bash the shit out of religion."

    Most don't. How often do you leave the house? The vast majority of scientists offer no public opinion on religion.

    "Now scientist just keep getting pissed off when evidence is showing up that there could be a God."

    There has not and never will be any evidence for or against the existence of God. The philosophy of science prevents this. To say otherwise is ignorant. And who are these anonymous scientists you condemn?

  • @TheZooCrew Also I'm for science and yet I'm still religious. I just don't bother with people when they start bitching at me when they ask me for proof. proof proof proof. Now a smart man told me that he says I don't say there isn't a God, I just haven't seen the evidence given to me yet. See that guy is open that there could be a God, He also told scientist who just ask for proof are just closeminded without being up to the subject of there being a God.

  • @CrazySluggo

    Tell me, what reason is there to believe in a deity?

  • But behind the scenes she means the world to me.

    Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.

    Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...

    But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....

  • The thought of their being new things to figure out. But apparently they just are like witch doctors, instead they ask for proof which is always a good idea, but some things might be unexplained like how the Earth was created and how we began. Could there be a God or not a God who knows but being openminded more to things is the key to a healthy mind not just saying nah wheres the proof? If you state you have seen A we must need evidence to back up A's statement right?

  • Damn I want a banana now

  • and if he was a rapper his name would have been weezy f. banana

  • ray comfort should have been a matress salesman it is a good name for the job

  • may i ask in what field do you study Thunderf00t ?

  • they gave out 170,000 of their edited versions of the origin of species with the 50 page added introductory. how many of those do you think had the 50 pages torn out? probably all of them, which would make 8,500,000 pages wasted. way to kill the environment Ray!!!!!

  • You can open bananas more easily at the other end. Just squeeze the tip and you can peal it easily. Monkeys figured that out but we humans and our prejudices see a handle in the other end and try to peal bananas from that end.

    Also bananas are (very) slightly radioactive.

  • What software is being used at 4:52?

  • For someone who likes science and the scientific method so much, you sure like to mention Freud. :p

  • what does PCS stand for?

  • @killerboyfoolz Posterboy for Creationist stupidity

  • To: Thunderf00t

    Did you write the code that generates the "faces" in 5:00? If so is it open source? Can we download it somewhere?

    Sincerely, a CS major

  • foxnews(.)com/opinion/2011/07/­27/does-cross-belong-at-11-mem­orial-site Vote!

  • It really is hard to watch.

  • Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...

  • i'm going to steal a comment i saw on a different ray comfort video. "then why did god make the orange? just to fuck with us??"

  • To not believe that evolution has happened, you have to be ignorant of the huge mountain of evidence supporting evolution.

  • The man is the greatest idiot ive ever seen. I used to be Christian, until my 30th BDAY. After many years of careful analysis of the evolutionary data i have no doubt in my mind it is SUBLIMELY true.

  • IMO, the 3 essential ingredients of fundamentalist religion:

    1. religious impulse

    2. lack of education/gullibility/stupidit­y/mortal terror of thinking

    3. selfishness/callousness/sadism

  • well I could argue that a banana is similar to a penis and therefore he wants all males to be gay, or that it looks like a boomerang so that should be the weapon of choice.

  • Ray's demonstration reminds me that God also made something else that fits perfectly in the palm of my hand, then decided that I should be condemned to eternal misery if I exploit this aspect of the way he designed me. I think I'll remain an atheist until he sends me a personal memo explaining why he's trying to bushwhack me.

  • The funny thing is that they act like it was some massive stitch-up by atheists to remove the coke can part from the video but having that in the wouldn't make the whole thing any less laughable

  • Haha, with all the fuss over bananas in hands, I was thinking of Freud too.

  • behold behold behold.... THE ATHEISTS NIGHTMARE *dnb music starts playing* b-b-b-b-b-behold

  • It's kind of ironic because the potassium in bananas is slightly radioactive

  • 768 people got their bitch asses served by Darwin.

  • weirdly enough, banana looks like a certain body part of the Male, you say it fits directly in the hand and mouth, by the way, it also fitts in the ass. you can check for yourself if you like :)

  • @yehonabar545 DID YOU TRY IT?

  • @Thegoodlol no O.O but im pretty sure banana man did

  • I don't know why, but the Why do people laugh at creationists series is so professional that i watched the whole series twice...and this is my third time.

  • yeah, she's pretty sexy

  • I like ray. out of all the creationists, theists, fundies, zealots, homophobes, theocrats, and such, he is the least threatening. he is just funny.

  • Ray is a cock. Nuff said.

  • I say we all become sun worshipers, because well we can actually see the sun for a start unlike some deitys I can mention and the sun is what keeps us alive, gives us food and warmth, without it we would all be dead and Earth will just be a frozen ball. I am a sun worshiper.

  • @NANOFORGE The sun wouldn't do us any good if Earth disappeared or changed much. We not only see it, we touch it, taste it & smell it. Earth is more worthy.

  • @Strangerinasland The Earth is more worthy that the sun? erm nope. Without the Sun no life would exist on Earth. Most of the Earth's energy including geothermal enegry comes from the sun. Take that away we die. So the Sun is actually more worthy than the Earth because it is what is keeping us alive.

  • @NANOFORGE I am sick&tired of you sun worshipping pagans trying to influence our children & convert them away from the 1 true Earth worship.

  • @Strangerinasland Lol, then learn a thing or two about astronomy. The Earth would'nt of even formed if it was'nt for the sun.

  • @NANOFORGE Blasphemy! Gaia will condemn you to an eternity of Christian fellowship.

  • You know, the banana also fits perfectly well in the hands of monkeys.

  • @Figaera69 They also fit perfectly somewhere else. SCNR

  • @Figaera69 you know, the bananas were made for humans and monkeys because they taste good

  • @Figaera69 And we are monkeys, so that makes him...CORRECT! ALL IS LOST! ALL IS LOST!

    Oh wait, we are monkeys, but he's still incorrect. Carry on.

  • Ahh, Good Old Ray Comfort official spokesman of UN-intellectual everywhere.

  • Lucky that the designer also made the pineapple easy to eat. Oh . . . . hang on a minute . . . :)

  • Id rather worship the goddess zomgitscriss than Yahweh. Any day of the week

  • Behold this banana. It is perfectly designed to fit right up my ass. Therefore this is proof that an all powerful creator exists and that he wants me to shove this banana where the sun don't shine.

  • i think god exists only if there is purpose , but there isnt any purpose for anything...

    at least not in our universe.

  • "That's right banana man, you're bitch-ass just got served by Darwin" 3:19 Too Epic xD

  • it is the climax of stupidity when someone who believes in an invisible god (one of thousands actually) blames the scienstist of believing something without any proof.

  • yes, she is HOT

  • Where'd you get that cool web of studies?

  • As rightly put by Thunderfoot,Internet is where religions will die.As the older generations die and the new generations are exposed to science,pop culture science documentaries,science fiction,etc which will only make them curious as humans should be,religions and superstitions will wither away.