DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEAT DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
@IwillKillYourCereal : This was an awesome episode. One of my favorite to watch. I laughed my head off when I saw these people trying to grab the ostrich. The birds are huge. You have to be bloody stupid to catch them by hand.
Many guys like ostrich's meat. They say that meat is healthy...yes, maybe is healthy, but it's surely not healthy for the ostrichs themselves...think about that guys, go veg!
@RingshadowCat You don't know me, so you cannot call me slacktivist...I watch whatever I want man, even the videos I don't like. If you run from what you dislike, you will always be an unexperienced man. However this is a right place where I can try to share my feelings with others. Moral of the story: FUCK!
i wonder how long it'll be before Ostrich meat is main stream and these animals are treat like shit just like most other livestock. ATM these guys have it good, it seems!
@luvjam2012 Sheesh, chill. These aren't wild, they're domestically born and raised for consumption. Domesticated? Not hardly, but trust me a cow will trample you too if they get a chance (and pigs will in fact eat people without a second thought). Besides these birds are obviously in good health. Don't like it? Don't eat ostrich.
But still, it is NOT RIGHT to raise animals for consumption. Men can never provide a better home than nature for them, and if someone thinks they don't feel the difference because they've been living inside the fences since they're born, that doesn't make the whole imprisoning other animals to satisfy our needs right. They may have never enjoyed freedom but that doesn't mean they don't deserve to be free. Also, living inside fences is not a healthy environment.
@luvjam2012 Oh please. Ostrich is great meat and these animals are healthy, and in case you didn't notice, still very dangerous to handle. They'll live their entire lives pampered.
Also, unless you are a doctor or dietitian familiar with someone's health and nutritional needs, you really shouldn't criticize someone's diet. Period. It's health related and PRIVATE. Getting on youtube and whining helplessly about the cruelty done to obviously well cared for animals is slacktivism. Grow up.
@RingshadowCat this isnt cruel at all. If you want cruety done to an Ostrich watch Africa blood and guts. And you see these people ripping the feathers out of an Ostrich and worse neck snapping of them. I felt sick seeing that.
@RingshadowCat You're right--whining helplessly online about animal abuse is slacktivism. That's why plenty of people are fighting against it in the real world.
@RingshadowCat Seriously? You can EAT ostrich?! I didn't know that! I always thought it was kinda illegal or something to eat ostrich, that and the fact that the question of exactly HOW to cook an ostrich in a small oven or grill ponders the minds! ^^;
@CooperGal24 Not at all. Ostrich isn't exactly a common meat but yeah, it's a good lean red meat. Delicious but can be hard to make hamburgers out of (because it's so lean). The eggs are like chicken eggs in flavor, just huge and require either a mallet or a drill to open.
It's kind of up there with buffalo or beefalo. Quite edible and delicious when you can get it.
@RingshadowCat ^^; Shee! If we ever run out of meat, least we have two different subsitute meats! Although it'll be REALLY hard to...Ya know, cut them into portions. I'll stick to chicken and beef thanks.
@luvjam2012 Given the size of human population, in order to survive with necessary amounts of iron and protein on a vegetarian diet, certain vegetables and legumes (soy, nuts) would need to be produced on farmland we simply don't have space for. In order to accommodate for this lack of space, GMOs would be necessary. Said GMOs would be detrimental to the animals we had left to the wild. If you want to sacrifice humans for animals, feel free to get in line... I'll be waiting here. With a fork.
@luvjam2012 Being a really dumb bird in the wild is an even more unhealthy environment. Imagine they were being chased by a predator, they would be too stupid to think of what to do next. And why the hell did you watch this video anyways? If you don't like seeing how you get your food, then don't watch the video. Plain and simple.
@RingshadowCat What are you, Troy McClure? Cows will trample you if you get the chance and pigs will eat people without a second thought?? Jesus you've clearly never been around a real animal if you consider these gentle domestic creatures a real threat.
@OonaCanute Hah. I lived in Kansas twelve years and one of my best friends had a family farm. TRUST ME, pigs are MEAN bastards and WILL eat you if they're hungry enough. And cows WILL flatten anything in their way during a stampede, including people. There is NOTHING habitually gentle about farm animals and any actual farmer will tell you that.
And again, if you want to help animals, go help the ASPCA or donate to Best Friends Animal Shelter. Bitching on youtube just makes you look like a twit.
@RingshadowCat Better yet, eat people! :D lol...did you know pigs turn cannibals? When I found that out, I thought fuck...it goes to show you how cruel humans are...Honestly, ofcourse animals can get dangerous, even farm type ones. But the most dangerous of all...humans. I'd rather be me than a cow being sent to the slaughter.
@Missrainbowmuffin ...what? Are you seriously trying to logic that "people are mean so we shouldn't eat animals"? Or.. what. I'm really not sure what your intended point is here. Elucidate?
@RingshadowCat No, if you check out my comments you would see I am a mixed type! I know there are good and bad (bad terms to use but you get my point) types of farming and ways of handling animals. But I was just kinda pointing out how humans are far more dangerous in terms of the scale of damage we cause...thats why I said i would rather be human than a cow...for obvious reasons...then again this can be turned against me easily. Well my point is theres room for improvement I guess, I derped.lol
@luvjam2012 "The strongest survive." It's a fact, since... well... weak ones die...
It's a human technique to survive to domesticate animals, as it is an usefull and easy source of food.
Also, would you stop eating please? Vegetables have feelings too. I mean, they're plants, but they breathe, need water and food too. They just can't scream to you "I'M HURT GODDAMNIT!".
this is the funniest scene of dirty jobs ever! "GRAB HIS NECK GRAB HIS NECK". "I GOT HIS NECK, I GOT HIS NECK!! HES KICKING!!!!". OH GOD HES A POWER FULL SON OF A GUN!!"
@4evafreedom you said that you wanted ostriches but your not a billionaire I saw an offer from a Ostrich farmer in Texas that was selling fertile eggs to hatch in a large incubator for only 45 dollars each
These episodes are great to just kick back and watch on the Xbox with Netflix. And any episode where Mike is just moments away from almost certain doom, is just pure television gold!
my neighbor had 10 ostriches and one of them got out somehow and now it wakes me up by like "barking" at 5:00a.m it sucks. . . oh and BTW my neighbor is a farmer
@bloodvein3 Your right, those are cracked out ostriches. I want to start an Ostrich farm here in Arizona. I'm trying to get a loan for a lot of acres. They're badass.
I live in Arizona. I'm looking to get 3 acres. I'm gonna have about 20 ostriches. Strongest leather in the world, healthiest meat in the world, highest feed to gain ratio in the world, Oh yeah, they don't need that much water.
I worked for Doug at this very same place last week with my little brother. He knows my aunt who works at a bread store and she gives him old bread for the ostrichs. Me and my little brother was paid unload hay bails and feed them over the week . It was an AWEOME experience. My brother is still traumatized from the dominant male ostrich (Appropriately named Terminator) charging him. I would go back and work there for free though as soon as I return to victorville.
This job is a lot LESS dirty! A plumassiers is a professional who is skilled at dying feathers and making them into arrangements like boas, tufts and sprays for use in fashion and interior design.
if you've seen the whole episode, you'll see how it's dirty. In the episode, the ostriches vomit in their water dish and drink it again, so Mike had to clean it. Now that was dirty!
I don't have a clue
kelbrit 1 month ago
lol music at the beginning, what is it?
GordonFreemanD40 1 month ago
@GordonFreemanD40 Christian Redneck Rock genre.
:)
Zanazuah 1 month ago
LMAO this was hilarious cuz my grandmother used to have Ostriches and I never seen this done to them before xD
NevaehBeatez 2 months ago
Hahaha... poor ostrich.
beauxyz1 3 months ago
I thing in fight one on one this bird would kick my ass :D
The3PLX 3 months ago
Did you know Ostriches were related to TYRANNOSAURUS REX?
kkksskkk 3 months ago
@kkksskkk Did you know most birds are related to dinosaurs in general? XD
Jessicanana89 1 month ago
ostrichs are seriously the ugliest animals there are. those necks and fugly heads...yuck
Id be so disgusted to touch that thing
FinalTrap 3 months ago
@FinalTrap your mother is the ugliest animal.
ClownViolenceBoogie 3 months ago
@ClownViolenceBoogie Im gonna stick a kitchen knife up your mothers vagina. if shes bleeding its not her period...
FinalTrap 3 months ago
ostrich 4
mike 0
ostrich cant see
mike eat ostrich
wirsenden 3 months ago
I thought ostriches were nature's way of saying "DERP!"
geckorus10 3 months ago 3
these are the biggest domineckers i have ever seen!!! lol
damion223 4 months ago
hahahhaha 2:42 , funny shit
KanadaVCK 4 months ago
these are good series
watched them a lot..
MegaAplauz 4 months ago
hahaha that fat guy is so exhausted he's speaking gibberish lmao xD
suicidegrin13 4 months ago
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polarbearsarentgay 4 months ago
MIKE : ( to ostrich ) he's a son of a god
SyediRocks 4 months ago
This Mike guy is a clown. I don't think he has worked a day in his life.
Gooberwalla 5 months ago
put your head down
can you kick me?
hmmmh i guess i cant....
XDD
lass1234 5 months ago in playlist dirty jobs 2
lol they're like mugging/kidnap it lol
Ltb0b 5 months ago
whoa those birds are big !
maddiecakesters 5 months ago
it not dirty. it's NOISY JOBS.
021gerald 6 months ago
Get Bear Grylls in there!
vibe3d 6 months ago 6
OSTRICHES FOR THE WIN!
julezcoolez 6 months ago
chuck norris has this in his backyard
TheAirsoftpwner 6 months ago
Did you know that an Ostrich's Eye is Bigger Than Its Brain?!?!?!
Thank You Portal 2 Fact Sphere :D
xProEm 6 months ago
I love how they are all babbling at once
zombiepi 6 months ago
I will never complain about losing a toenail after being stepped on by a calf ever again, those bird look pretty impressive.
emzyk 6 months ago
he shart(shit and fart) at 5:15
clivecle 7 months ago
I almost died of laughter when I saw this on tv XD
IwillKillYourCereal 7 months ago
@IwillKillYourCereal : This was an awesome episode. One of my favorite to watch. I laughed my head off when I saw these people trying to grab the ostrich. The birds are huge. You have to be bloody stupid to catch them by hand.
LaoSoftware 7 months ago
"I forgot the bird!" Never forget the bird. Always remember... the bird is the word.
DinoDyl 7 months ago
"Got a wing and a tail"
"I got a wing and a PRAYER"
ForeverWog 7 months ago
Shizzle in the hizzle,
This rocks
mrZeb1996 7 months ago
"Holy crap! That is one nutty Ostrich!"
xD
KaitleeHatake 7 months ago
I think the ranchers did a good job being firm, but kind. Good bosses.
S0XF0X 8 months ago
Many guys like ostrich's meat. They say that meat is healthy...yes, maybe is healthy, but it's surely not healthy for the ostrichs themselves...think about that guys, go veg!
666GothicLord666 8 months ago 2
@666GothicLord666 STFU Slacktivist. Don't like it? Don't watch the video.
RingshadowCat 8 months ago
@RingshadowCat You don't know me, so you cannot call me slacktivist...I watch whatever I want man, even the videos I don't like. If you run from what you dislike, you will always be an unexperienced man. However this is a right place where I can try to share my feelings with others. Moral of the story: FUCK!
666GothicLord666 8 months ago
i wonder how long it'll be before Ostrich meat is main stream and these animals are treat like shit just like most other livestock. ATM these guys have it good, it seems!
Mrbennize 8 months ago
Fuck man, no ostrich farm for me!
domdom111111 8 months ago
Studies has show there's only one good way to get an ostrich... Gysahl Greens!
ZodiacBraveG 9 months ago
@ZodiacBraveG That's the Chocobo, not the Ostrich XD
666GothicLord666 8 months ago
"Oh crap, there's a surprise in my pants."
I LOVE IT WHEN MIKE POOS HIMSELF :p
ChocolateChip347 9 months ago
2:36 wow I can really run. I like how he calls me "Big boy"
flatcapman 9 months ago
This is by far the best episode this show has ever done. LMAO @ "what a move that was."
whitn3yyy 10 months ago
I'd be good at this. I aint afraid of no bird! I fight geese, and they are way meaner than an ostrich.
RobbytheLion 10 months ago
Damn I miss this place. I worked there at O.k. corral briefly. Backbreaking work that I woulda done for free.
Quicknsick 10 months ago
if someone walked in and overhears you while you were watching 5:45 to 6:40, they would think you were watching some kind of porn or something.
Kritickos 11 months ago
douche didn't do it first!!
converse0nerd 11 months ago
Mike is a natural. This episode is one of my favorites because Doug and Steve are also so funny.
oopunakea 11 months ago
CRAP- I GOT A SURPRISE IN MY PANTS! - hahahahahaha
DNWMFT 11 months ago
omg ostriches are soo cool
mistermaraj 1 year ago
damn nature u scary
vanquisher111 1 year ago
One of the most amusing Dirty Jobs episodes to date, in my opinion.
Brugada21 1 year ago
It's like farming bloody velociraptors!
RincewindsHat66 1 year ago
Ostriches are friggin weird animals... with their long necks... flgdkjsfg
HayItsLonnie 1 year ago
put ur head down can u kick me ?
tegs416 1 year ago
PETA freaks suck
feichen1997 1 year ago
Seriously, this is animal cruelty!
First of all, it's NOT RIGHT to force wild animals to live on farms.
Secondly, if they really really have to do it, FIND SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING!
Look how scared and frustrated those ostriches are!
And can't believe some people find it funny!
luvjam2012 1 year ago
@luvjam2012 Sheesh, chill. These aren't wild, they're domestically born and raised for consumption. Domesticated? Not hardly, but trust me a cow will trample you too if they get a chance (and pigs will in fact eat people without a second thought). Besides these birds are obviously in good health. Don't like it? Don't eat ostrich.
RingshadowCat 1 year ago
@RingshadowCat
But still, it is NOT RIGHT to raise animals for consumption. Men can never provide a better home than nature for them, and if someone thinks they don't feel the difference because they've been living inside the fences since they're born, that doesn't make the whole imprisoning other animals to satisfy our needs right. They may have never enjoyed freedom but that doesn't mean they don't deserve to be free. Also, living inside fences is not a healthy environment.
luvjam2012 1 year ago
@luvjam2012 Oh please. Ostrich is great meat and these animals are healthy, and in case you didn't notice, still very dangerous to handle. They'll live their entire lives pampered.
Also, unless you are a doctor or dietitian familiar with someone's health and nutritional needs, you really shouldn't criticize someone's diet. Period. It's health related and PRIVATE. Getting on youtube and whining helplessly about the cruelty done to obviously well cared for animals is slacktivism. Grow up.
RingshadowCat 1 year ago 29
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flatcapman 10 months ago
@RingshadowCat this isnt cruel at all. If you want cruety done to an Ostrich watch Africa blood and guts. And you see these people ripping the feathers out of an Ostrich and worse neck snapping of them. I felt sick seeing that.
flatcapman 10 months ago
@flatcapman Oh, I agree. What I meant was, the "cruelty" that the person I was replying to was implying. Not, you know, reality.
RingshadowCat 10 months ago
@RingshadowCat That person hasnt seen the injuries an Ostrich is capable of doing to a person
flatcapman 10 months ago
@RingshadowCat You're right--whining helplessly online about animal abuse is slacktivism. That's why plenty of people are fighting against it in the real world.
OonaCanute 10 months ago
@RingshadowCat I agree they dont appear to be abused times have changed since 1985
flatcapman 9 months ago
@RingshadowCat The only cruelty here was letting Mike catch the ostriches lol ;)
S0XF0X 8 months ago
@RingshadowCat Seriously? You can EAT ostrich?! I didn't know that! I always thought it was kinda illegal or something to eat ostrich, that and the fact that the question of exactly HOW to cook an ostrich in a small oven or grill ponders the minds! ^^;
CooperGal24 7 months ago
@CooperGal24 Not at all. Ostrich isn't exactly a common meat but yeah, it's a good lean red meat. Delicious but can be hard to make hamburgers out of (because it's so lean). The eggs are like chicken eggs in flavor, just huge and require either a mallet or a drill to open.
It's kind of up there with buffalo or beefalo. Quite edible and delicious when you can get it.
RingshadowCat 7 months ago
@RingshadowCat ^^; Shee! If we ever run out of meat, least we have two different subsitute meats! Although it'll be REALLY hard to...Ya know, cut them into portions. I'll stick to chicken and beef thanks.
CooperGal24 7 months ago
@luvjam2012 Given the size of human population, in order to survive with necessary amounts of iron and protein on a vegetarian diet, certain vegetables and legumes (soy, nuts) would need to be produced on farmland we simply don't have space for. In order to accommodate for this lack of space, GMOs would be necessary. Said GMOs would be detrimental to the animals we had left to the wild. If you want to sacrifice humans for animals, feel free to get in line... I'll be waiting here. With a fork.
jeveuxlesoleil 11 months ago
@luvjam2012 BULLSHIT man you rasise CHICKENS same thing
flatcapman 9 months ago
@luvjam2012 Being a really dumb bird in the wild is an even more unhealthy environment. Imagine they were being chased by a predator, they would be too stupid to think of what to do next. And why the hell did you watch this video anyways? If you don't like seeing how you get your food, then don't watch the video. Plain and simple.
DeStorm08 9 months ago
@RingshadowCat What are you, Troy McClure? Cows will trample you if you get the chance and pigs will eat people without a second thought?? Jesus you've clearly never been around a real animal if you consider these gentle domestic creatures a real threat.
OonaCanute 1 year ago
@OonaCanute Hah. I lived in Kansas twelve years and one of my best friends had a family farm. TRUST ME, pigs are MEAN bastards and WILL eat you if they're hungry enough. And cows WILL flatten anything in their way during a stampede, including people. There is NOTHING habitually gentle about farm animals and any actual farmer will tell you that.
And again, if you want to help animals, go help the ASPCA or donate to Best Friends Animal Shelter. Bitching on youtube just makes you look like a twit.
RingshadowCat 1 year ago
@RingshadowCat Better yet, eat people! :D lol...did you know pigs turn cannibals? When I found that out, I thought fuck...it goes to show you how cruel humans are...Honestly, ofcourse animals can get dangerous, even farm type ones. But the most dangerous of all...humans. I'd rather be me than a cow being sent to the slaughter.
Missrainbowmuffin 11 months ago
@Missrainbowmuffin ...what? Are you seriously trying to logic that "people are mean so we shouldn't eat animals"? Or.. what. I'm really not sure what your intended point is here. Elucidate?
RingshadowCat 11 months ago
@RingshadowCat No, if you check out my comments you would see I am a mixed type! I know there are good and bad (bad terms to use but you get my point) types of farming and ways of handling animals. But I was just kinda pointing out how humans are far more dangerous in terms of the scale of damage we cause...thats why I said i would rather be human than a cow...for obvious reasons...then again this can be turned against me easily. Well my point is theres room for improvement I guess, I derped.lol
Missrainbowmuffin 11 months ago
@luvjam2012 trust me I didnt laugh but they didnt abuse my ancesters
flatcapman 9 months ago
@luvjam2012 "The strongest survive." It's a fact, since... well... weak ones die...
It's a human technique to survive to domesticate animals, as it is an usefull and easy source of food.
Also, would you stop eating please? Vegetables have feelings too. I mean, they're plants, but they breathe, need water and food too. They just can't scream to you "I'M HURT GODDAMNIT!".
Just because an anima--wait...
Evolution's a bitch, sorry.
MoonlightPrinces 8 months ago
@MoonlightPrinces
Excatly!!
I hate anti-killing vegetarians.
I mean, WHAT abOUT PLANTS??
They can't even put up a fight!!
The just sit there as we cut them apart.
Plants just live peacefully, they don''t bite or eat other plants.
And yet apparently we don't care about eating THEM.
I think we should just live according to the natural cycle, not skiping any groups.
MisterAngryPenguinDX 8 months ago
@luvjam2012 Dumbass
kkksskkk 3 months ago
this is the funniest scene of dirty jobs ever! "GRAB HIS NECK GRAB HIS NECK". "I GOT HIS NECK, I GOT HIS NECK!! HES KICKING!!!!". OH GOD HES A POWER FULL SON OF A GUN!!"
mrtaterman 1 year ago
this is the funniest scene of dirty jobs ever! "OH GOD!" "HES KICKING!!!"
mrtaterman 1 year ago
can somebodyplzz dye the feathers yellow so that we have a chocobo
ReassuringSmile 1 year ago
Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there'd only be a few ostriches! This is a terrible vacation!
HelloFade2 1 year ago
good one
anshulkamboj 1 year ago
Love Mike. Just about the funniest episode of him I've seen. Also the blood worm mud with his camera man had me laughing like crazy.
countrylovinme 1 year ago
aww lmao "see you on the menu"
runescapemichbla 1 year ago
oh...i got a little suprize in my pants. :P lol
campcoskuro 1 year ago
i feel like stranggelin one of those ostrich
RuFiOPx 1 year ago
LMAO THIS POOR OSTRICH.
mike definitely shat his pants a couple times that day.
alexPOWERPOPx 1 year ago 16
hilarious!
ChuckyTheEnforcer 1 year ago 3
amazing how cooperative they become once the sock comes on.....
natuankur 1 year ago
LOL. "He's a powerful son of a gun!"
tierrab05 1 year ago
lol. amazing footage
ad007 1 year ago
Ostrich burgers are the shit man.
tavonevox16 1 year ago
lol
97neal 1 year ago
where the ostrich going?
cjgone2 1 year ago
"I've got a surprise in my pants" :D
RoyHess666 1 year ago
XD but i dont want to pet them!
DramaQueen1479 1 year ago
ostriches are sooooo cute! i want one! but im no billionair theese people are soooo lucky to be able to spend time with ostriches
4evafreedom 1 year ago
@4evafreedom billionair are you kidding....
gokory 1 year ago
@gokory . . . what? i dont get what your trying to say at all haha um yeah im confused
4evafreedom 1 year ago
@4evafreedom you said that you wanted ostriches but your not a billionaire I saw an offer from a Ostrich farmer in Texas that was selling fertile eggs to hatch in a large incubator for only 45 dollars each
gokory 1 year ago
@gokory holy cheese balls i could afford like 3!
4evafreedom 1 year ago
@4evafreedom yeah that would be nice wouldnt it? well too bad because he sold his ostriches to a private exotic bird farm somewhere. :(
gokory 1 year ago
hehehehe
dmix09 1 year ago
lmfao "c u on the menu"
Redskinboy101 1 year ago
These episodes are great to just kick back and watch on the Xbox with Netflix. And any episode where Mike is just moments away from almost certain doom, is just pure television gold!
zandro1203 1 year ago 2
"Aw, just be cool dude" LOL
BlingBling1028 1 year ago
These are specially trained Jousting Ostriches.
yevonator88 1 year ago
they need a Blood Elf to ride it
barf245 1 year ago
sry about the whole hooded thing!
badass147 1 year ago
put that bird in the deep fryer.
thejanitorssuccess 1 year ago
2:06 "please don't kill me" lol
junkymagi 1 year ago 3
my neighbor had 10 ostriches and one of them got out somehow and now it wakes me up by like "barking" at 5:00a.m it sucks. . . oh and BTW my neighbor is a farmer
randompplzdoinrandom 1 year ago
@randompplzdoinrandom your neihbor has ostriches?? how much did it cost them? i love ostriches they are amazing
4evafreedom 1 year ago
yes when the first time that they saw mike they said you are not going to get me.
then mike showed them that they are alot better then them.
natcat407 1 year ago
they're not gonna eat them are they?
grandmestre 1 year ago
@grandmestre u ever eat an ostrich burger ?
lisantigerblair 1 year ago
ostriches FTW!!!
IronLewa 1 year ago
Healthiest meat and strongest leather on the planet...
brian8793 1 year ago
there's an ostrich farm in arizona(the state i live in) and the ostrichs there act like they never get fed lmao.
bloodvein3 1 year ago
@bloodvein3 Your right, those are cracked out ostriches. I want to start an Ostrich farm here in Arizona. I'm trying to get a loan for a lot of acres. They're badass.
brian8793 1 year ago
@brian8793 yup the can really fuck you up if they get you (which they most likely will if you try to run) =]
bloodvein3 1 year ago
the sound is not working but it works every whre else with my ear phones! wtf
GoRollTide1 1 year ago
lmao "see you on the menu"
JetSetForLife 1 year ago
I live in Arizona. I'm looking to get 3 acres. I'm gonna have about 20 ostriches. Strongest leather in the world, healthiest meat in the world, highest feed to gain ratio in the world, Oh yeah, they don't need that much water.
Perfect animals...
brian8793 1 year ago
Haha.. They are so dumb that they really don't realise what's happening when the sock goes on. Like a snake stitched onto a huge body :P.
RewindMJ 1 year ago
fuckin ostrichs
grin60 1 year ago
very funny
Axolotlvriend 1 year ago
5:48 you dumb fucking bird
rus0004 1 year ago
"I mean come on, It's the 21st century, there's gotta be an easier way to do this!"
LMAO!
Trickster777 1 year ago
please don't kil me LOL
nokia26300 1 year ago
LMAO
StephTheKatWoman 1 year ago
This is almost like a sketch comedy skit. I love mike.
crunkman407 1 year ago
"please don't kill me please don't kill me!!" lmao
katiedominates 1 year ago
I worked for Doug at this very same place last week with my little brother. He knows my aunt who works at a bread store and she gives him old bread for the ostrichs. Me and my little brother was paid unload hay bails and feed them over the week . It was an AWEOME experience. My brother is still traumatized from the dominant male ostrich (Appropriately named Terminator) charging him. I would go back and work there for free though as soon as I return to victorville.
Quicknsick 1 year ago
did you crap in your pants
BeastTamer1723 1 year ago
this is hilarious
Karletto555 1 year ago
this is cruel.
marshmelotz 1 year ago
This is by far my favorite episode.
bradcmb 1 year ago
By looking at an ostrich, I can see it came from a dinosaur. The thing is, a birds leg is bent the opposite way to that of a dinosaur. I wonder why?
chain8899 1 year ago
3:15 "o i forgot about the beck" lol
HaloTexas12 1 year ago
This job is a lot LESS dirty! A plumassiers is a professional who is skilled at dying feathers and making them into arrangements like boas, tufts and sprays for use in fashion and interior design.
amusingfacts 2 years ago
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666MIKY666 2 years ago
how is this a dirty job? just looks crazy to me.
sunsetangel1 2 years ago
if you've seen the whole episode, you'll see how it's dirty. In the episode, the ostriches vomit in their water dish and drink it again, so Mike had to clean it. Now that was dirty!
deer3344 1 year ago
crap i got a surprise in my pants!! lol
davidsleek 2 years ago
@davidsleek not the first time
deer3344 1 year ago
they are not right.....they are not right in the head!
minion6500 2 years ago
lol - thats a nice job!
Bidone1967 2 years ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
ACEVANG014 2 years ago
Steve your insane Lol XD
runyounoob 2 years ago
WOW THIS ONE IS THE BEST...
CHICKENMAN1313 2 years ago
"oh, i forgot about the beak." haha
drumsbumsmums 2 years ago 9
LMFAOOO!
"please dont kill me"
AngryBF2Nerd 2 years ago
any type of bird's worst fear: darkness
vdubmerc3 2 years ago
nah they hide there heads when there scared.
rubent100 2 years ago
4:55 lol
nickel407 2 years ago
holy crap!! lol
Espoacdc 2 years ago
CHOCOBOS ! ! ! !
earlygates 2 years ago 55
Stupid way of handling ostrich. Simply take a throw and put it on the head of ostrich the result is same, it is much safe for handlers.
ashblackhawk 2 years ago 2
and I thought "dancing" with my rooster was fun and dangerous. :P
Shareallicu 2 years ago
5:15 - 5:20 lmao!
RockinGuy1994 2 years ago
I love Ostriches <3
Ever since this ep aired, I have more respect for the Ostrich. They pwn, hard.
kirbyyasha 2 years ago 3
I love all types of birds! They are my weak point.
AGomez1821 2 years ago
LOL
"hey there"
"please don't kill me"
I wouldn't have the guts to do that
1234shellybelly 2 years ago 6
hmm twice the time of a chicken egg?
derekbegins 2 years ago
That was awesome. At first the ostrich was like, "FUCK YOU" but then when they got the sock on it he was like, "whoa black magic".
Coribec 2 years ago 96
@Coribec bahahaha omg im crying!
LineMyThroatWithLips 1 year ago
mike rowe is the man.
xrlk72 2 years ago 5
haha that was excellent fun
EvilKris 2 years ago
HAHAHAH
Altarcraft 2 years ago
i hate Ostrich
friensd56 2 years ago