RUSSIAN SATELLITE

[TheBlackburm]

satelite in the moonlight OH MY GOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE

[nezzametnyi]

Пиздец русские - крутые, а этот хрен стоит, как будто насрал в штаны)))

[Ze6ypo]

Это даже близко на русский не похоже, уеба

[lolmeadia]

Derp

[coolhere45]

Posted on my Birthday! :)

[TUN444]

first

[QuadroGaming]

We need more Dead Island...

[deej1011]

lmao I love that abrupt end XD

[Owninatlife]

Maru kaita chikiyu Maru kaita chikiyu Maru kaita chikiyu, boku Hetalia! Ahhhhh hitofudede, mieru subaraashi sekai. Nagagutsu de kampai da! Hetaaaaaaliiiiiia!!!!!! There! For all you Hetalia fans....

[ElementMythic]

Dear Toby,

Become a voice actor. -3

[iamemmee]

i have been watching this video once a day. It makes me laugh every time :)

[TexugoFTW]

DE BAWLON

[jonnycashman100]

siaints row the third please

[jonnycashman100]

u should release a a music albumb

[T3rm1n4t0r98]

but every war will end eventually , accept in afghanistan' well toby... let me tell you somethin' about that war... it ended...

[PetiteFarfalla]

@T3rm1n4t0r98 depends on how you define the end of a war... i wouldn't feel like that if there were still thousands of foreign soldiers stationed in my country and people were still dying through bombs and gunfire

[apis812]

THUMBS UP if u want Toby to do a Saint Row The Third walkthrough next.. :D

[SerdarCirak]

lol this sounds so slow after watching the sped up version of it

[Christoere]

Well we know what his next remix is going to be...

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[csiew88]

You sound like Borat

[CrazyRussianGuy96]

I'm Russian And I Approve This !!!

[mrronan111111]

toby should do saints row the third :D

[ThePriceboye10]

Am i the only 1 that knew the song?

[Casterson1234]

@ThePriceboye10 no.

[sweetkwaku123]

You should do more Russian Accent Videos.. Thumbs up so he can see :D

[ruleireland6]

hhhahahahaha the ending is so fucking funny, bee doo bee doo bee dooo blood everywhere! hahah

[Deadreavah]

Haha good thing im taking lessons in Russia11!

[HeadKrab11]

Я Горбачев 

[megashadoy]

Да конечно!

[basicallybecky24]

haha... ive had to use Google translate to find out what the top comments said. that's a first. :D

[xXCoolanXx]

'д'

[Mjmerty]

@KibaAkamaruForever HETALIA!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!

[J2nnuks]

Good god, his Russian accent reminds me of this guy in the film Mummy. xD 

[l00keel00kee17]

*pfffft* russia.

[126halofreak]

Who else thinks that Toby has an amazingly good Russian accent

[MrSwaper619]

If your Russian, and your reading my comment, then your a badass

[KO5230]

@MrSwaper619 thank you

[megajebus]

@MrSwaper619 Don't you mean "Bladvass"? >:3

[Skogze]

@MrSwaper619 Я не русский, но означает ли это считать?

[MrSwaper619]

@Skogze bahxsjdmah I jizzed everywhere I'm cleaning it up

[cjeam9199]

@MrSwaper619 YOU'RE GODDAMNIT!!!

[DreHappyw00t]

@cjeam9199 Trying to make sense with all caps? Stupid people.

[superstepa]

Toby's Russian accent is better than mine. And a I'm russian

[buzznikk]

RUSSIA

[ElloKittyx3]

 делать делать делать делать делать подписаться!

[Kotobars]

Тоби лучший!!! Жаль что вообще не популярен у нас=))) рад что хоть кто то из наших его любит! Всем Tobuscus посоны, как уже было замечено=))

[VladfromTopki]

я то уж думал я единственный русский который Тоби смотрит :D ахахаха) всем тобускус потсоны

[KO5230]

@VladfromTopki Nezabyvajem Toby.:D

[dskillet15]

It's so beautiful...

[FuzzyCowCow]

@KibaAkamaruForever dude. Bro. Aishiteru!!

[KibaAkamaruForever]

@JapanFan42 Kesesesesesese~

[MegaHyannis]

What happened to the dead island series? I'm inducing if you don't make one today toby.

[Spazzid]

U sound more like borat

[Markuzpro]

Again what is name of this song??Toby you sing good ;)

[Dryued]

Half of the russian comments are google-translated. I bet so is the top one.

[theInfamau5]

Тоби является лучшим в играх

[123chriskiller]

Omg the russians are strikeing back ahhhhh

[MrKuggis]

What's with all the Russians? FUCK OFF!! ( Please don't nuke me ) JK <3

[KtotoNehoroshiy]

@OlgaKompina Завидую, у нас дождь в новый год обещают =/

[karliboe]

повсюду кровь!

[lilyweird]

Браво, Тоби, браво! :D

[smartgirl889]

Lol! This is still my favorite highlight! XD

[XDubermonkey]

@xAirFirex

I just go dundundundundundundundundun SUBSCRIBE!

[Casterson1234]

@XDubermonkey he says DO SUBSCRIBE, like so: do-do-do-do-do-do-do-Do subscribe!

[xAirFirex]

Am I the only one who sings along to the end? Like at the end of each vid just yells ''TEA OH BEE WHY GEA AE EM EE ESS SUB SCRIBE''

[MrCargod05]

דמם עבד ששבב!

[KiraiAizuren]

what the.....the top comment is russian language?? cool....

[DawnWarDawn]

Весело :D

[RedRingofDeathProd]

@ThoriaBladecadas Я долбанные любить Google!

[FineNightmare]

Тоби, мы тебя любим. Несмотря ни на что. Привет из холодной России. :DDD

[Gusbuzkill]

Thumbs up if you don't know what the top comments say.

[Gusbuzkill]

Thumbs up if you don't know what the top comments say.

[xXFl13RXx]

Мои шары зуд прямо сейчас.

[meado33]

toby should play left 4 dead

[123armyoftwo]

@meado33 he already played L4D2

[smartgirl889]

be do be do be do de do bo do de de do bo do de do NOOOO!! BLECH! BLO-BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

[sladikk]

Meanwhile, in Russia

[delaneyel]

if this video was truly awesome Chuck Norris would come into my room and smash my head against my keyboard ym,drft ,juzjktydsfbjkldhglfdgdiuhvftd­rxesw2q32q3q2w34567y8u9ijkbh ouuuuuuuuuch

[kingmigget]

@delaneyel shut the fuck up.

[shadowstrider43]

Russian. Phht...*cough*Borat*cough*

[NightWalker47]

Yay Russian :D

[MrBloooskyz]

In Soviet Russia, Satellites sing the Tobuscus Subscribe song

[NekAffect]

В Советской России Google Translate вы

[lRickyRodriguez]

Toby: Sateliteeeeee........ Argh oh , ar, blood, oh ,no!

[VIRUSNIK6]

I love when Toby telling russian English)))

[MakaP0H]

Хуй, пизда.

[Thisismyusername1010]

"Except for the war in Afghanistan"

LOL XD

[gamesandnoobs]

Bleuhbleuhbloooood everywhere

[tobuscusisbeast]

OK i'm going to stop translating these

[TheCoolOnes02]

Lol sattelite beep boop dep doop BLB BLB ah theres blood everywher!

[Rados130]

Just kidding



[Rados130]

الموت لأمريكا!

[Rados130]

التوقف عن استخدام مترجم جوجل

[Scaaryk]

Лол, я даже не думал что его так много русских смотрят Toby ;D

привет из Латвии )

[felloliette]

@Scaaryk омг, ещё один человек из Латвии смотрит Тоби? :DD woohoo

[Prolaps5]

Тоби действительно популярен в России.

[MegaRuckaruckafan]

@Prolaps5 what



[TheMedvedoput]

Россия :3

[Molod4ick]

Ту ду ду ду ду ду ду ду ду ду субскрайб)

[TheDeigratia]

Перестать писать на русском языке!

[MrFiremagnet]

@TheDeigratia А ты заставь нас.>:3

[jhaenche]

I wish I could double like this video!

[Wheatleybitch]

Так много русских в комментах ))

[Falconer1997]

@RedRingofDeathProd Нет, я использовал свой мозг, чтобы перевести это. In Soviet Russia Audience dont use Google translate

[jack3604]

Вы действительно не торопитесь, чтобы перевести это? Вы Google Translate пидор

[MineCraftAndFps]

Здравствуйте я не русский, но я ИСПОЛЬЗОВАЛ GOOGLE ПЕРЕВЕСТИ это Извините за шапки lol

[frightman17]

I knew this was going to be a highlight when I saw it

[Gmblr117]

Good choice of music Tody high five for you

[maiden5130]

why no more dead island and uncharted 3

[CallofDutyVidsEire]

Я тебя Люблю, Тобй!

Typed using my iPods Russian keyboard :)

Yes I speak a bit of Russian. I know the national anthem off by heart :Ь

[tHeSinisterr]

Походу больше половины комментящих по-русски - не русские, а американские ребята юзающие Google Translate :D

[CheshireAndAliceee]

@tHeSinisterr hopefully you didn't use google translate too? :)

[tHeSinisterr]

@CheshireAndAliceee Well, yes and no)

You see on the one hand I happen to be Russian, on the other - in Soviet Russia Google Translator uses you, so.. yeah.

[CheshireAndAliceee]

@tHeSinisterr heheheheh

[Drajovich]

Тоби является настолько удивительным

[UnicornsR4Ganstas]

in soviet russia satellite beeps you :D

[BdotGJ]

Whoa, looks like macs really can play high-end games, STOP THE ARGUING ON WHICH IS BETTER!!!

[KtotoNehoroshiy]

Российские зимы не холодные. У меня за оном +3 :D

[OlgaKompina]

@KtotoNehoroshiy Зато в Сибири... :(

[RedRingofDeathProd]

Бьюсь об заклад, вы использовали Google перевести это.

[jotathenoble]

@RedRingofDeathProd Конечно!

[DJEmonTV]

@RedRingofDeathProd lol im russian and i didnt understand what you wrote. google translated you wrong

[TrobbY54]

@RedRingofDeathProd Nope. I am Russian :) P.S. Google Translate sucks.

[ThoriaBladecadas]

@RedRingofDeathProd Бьюсь об заклад, вы использовали слишком Google

[ScienceofWinning]

@RedRingofDeathProd lol, i did

[LeoPavlov]

@RedRingofDeathProd

nope, I'm russian

Веселого Рождества и Нового Года!

(Though there is no xmas in soviet russia)

[CrawlingAxle]

@LeoPavlov in soviet russia, tree erects you.

[45plop1]

@RedRingofDeathProd ней, дет гордей аг не

[zedthedinasaur]

@RedRingofDeathProd I dont know what i am getting in to... But i'll like it

[MrSnglenn]

@RedRingofDeathProd очень верно

[TheNuno2009]

make + dead island part videos!

[TheGrusso]

Питу дату дату питу бату боту моту

[ktk44man]

HIS COUNTRY WASNT JUST INVOLVED IN IT THEY STARTED IT ITS THE ONLY TIME I HATED THE RUSSIANS

[MrLakapooty]

He sounds like the guy from Despicable Me. The evil guy that turns good :D

[cookimonstah258]

@MrLakapooty You mean Gru. and, yes. Yes he does. ;)

[kop4321]

Well if toby was a chick he would be saying that once a month....

[AngelGirl737]

Press 9 to hear "BLOOD EVERYWHERE." XD

[TheGremchuck]

140%

[MrOmgitscheese]

lol, Toby:*russian accent* AHH BLAWD EVRYWHER

[inufanx2000]

i liked the part when he said satellite :3

[imeri25]

lol



[ChaosNinja556]

Post the next one

[KAMIKAZEKITTIES]

In soviet russia.... you know what im not even gonna try anymore

[yold32]

best.......ending........EVER!­!!!!

[oli7497]

whens the next assassins creed video out

[JasmineDrawer]

@IBlowUpMinecraft English isn't the only language in the world.

[IBlowUpMinecraft]

@JasmineDrawer i know but people are talking Russian and we do not understand, not being racist or anything

[BetaEvoTV18]

@IBlowUpMinecraft Maybe we're not supposed to understand?

[LariLaEvil]

Sounds like Beni from the mumie!! xD

[Awesomefishhyyy]

Haha that was a good one

[Eekers01]

are you ever going to play dead island anymore :(

[arceus0122]

Lol nice way to end that one Toby xD

[RainbowPunk08]

PLAY BAYONETTA!

[the1raaKile]

press nine to hear what is everywhere :D

[MrRollback1]

Play Syoban!

[IRONFINCHYBOY]

Toby should play half life 2

[bibibjorn]

imagine you don't know who toby is and whay he does and you watch this video thinking it's about satellites. MINDFUCK

[Rabbitsaur]

He really likes Nikolai...... That's like the third highlight of him....

[Domenicomn]

the Boss was the first human to be launched in the space,

that was super top-secret information,also all the documents about this where deleted,she also got exposed to radiation

[Domenicomn]

me:i dont like toby's musics...

toby:to to "!" GAAA BLEE BLOOD EVERYWHWHRE!

me:HAHA! I LOVE YOU TOBY! XD

[HompenGames]

HELLO I HAVE SOME VIDIO CHECK IT AOUT ORE SUB

[RandomBananaSalad]

Russiasns ftw

[maxeb1031]

Does anyone know why Toby doesn't play Dead Island or Uncharted anymore? They were so funny to watch, while Minecraft and Terraria are, in my opinion, just awful.

@maxeb1031 well he doesn't have enough time to play all of the games since skyrim and assassins creed came out and he had to chose some to stop - i think its just his personal preference - plus minecraft and terraria get more