russell peters *new* - world cup ( China - India - Canada )

[XcOm012345]

A Chinese person said to her friend on the train who sat down next to me "blah blah blah qwai-lo blah blah blah, ahahahaha" - The first thing that came into my mind was Russell peters "Be a man"...so I just laughed....and ignored them...

[teruphoto]

He's mixed up a HK accent with Mainland squatting, but who cares...I laughed so hard I choked and nearly barfed my guts out!

[milestone273]

Where the hell is the ball going!!!!!!

[creamie2422]

Guai Lo means ghost man.... which refers to white guy.

lmaoo

[desithug13]

who are those 4 idiots who dislike this video:S, they really must be miserable

[xXPawnerMonkeyxX]

3 FUCKIN BLOW JOBS dislike this video!

[YGBoBi]

I'm a chinese and i have to agree that this guy is funny...This guy is a GENIUS!!..

[RyuikHan]

YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB! BE A MAN!

[4dilemma]

who are two ass holes dislike this clip :@

[MrBoon008]

@4dilemma Probably 2 Chinese with an American accent !!! lol ... jk

[darthvaderroxs]

gwailow is what they do to desribe white people lol

[MrPaul3473]

jajajajajajajajajajajaja BE A MAN

[BurnlnHell]

damn thats a brilliant fake chinese accent.

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

He has a better Chinese accent than real Chinese people :P

[wongP90]

@CoffeeBeatsTea I m chinese too and I totally agree :L lmao love him lol

[nomoreusernameideas]

CHASE THE GWAILO WITH THE BALL XD

[efcdk92]

Cause the canada and India football teams are ranked about 200 in the world ha (i don't know the exact figures here people!)

[arniekins]

Gweilo hahaha

[stevenadler]

he sounds like krusty the clown at the beginning

[joemizo1]

what show is this



[Kristyannepeterpan]

India is in the Asian cup ;-P

[ZulfadlyAshBurn]

where the hell is the ball going (Y)

[niazwashere23]

hez my idol ..!! <3

[mrsupermaverick89]

LMFAO!!

[ningacross]

this is the only place which ppl dont have comment fight :P

[MrsBrianLittrell1735]

this man is freakin hilarious :P

[Yeahright59643]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[jem11223344]

LOL

[machicniii]

well china has appeared in the world cup though lol

[PAKman109]

Real comedy starts at 1:34

[MrBluesman000]

@PAKman109 with russell peters the comedy starts before you open youtube

[stallionstars]

hahahahaha this is hilarious!

[gorubhullar]

hahaha awesome russel

[Scarx2gt]

Lol! I thought Guai Lo was only a term used by Malaysians and Singaporeans XD.

[4mlondon4evr]

peters funny as ever...but actually china was in the world cup football in 2002

[Khoifish24]

"I'm open, I'm open! *kicks* "Where is the ball going?"

[twinki26]

I DIED! omg, he's too funny!

[Zlinish]

when you see the ballll coming, then you down the filed, chase the 鬼佬 with the ball, something's going down, be a man......

LOL I am a Chinese and I shit my pants on this one.

P.S. 鬼佬, the pronunciation is "gwáilóu" in Cantonese, which means "ghost-like man". Usually people use it to describe white foreigners. it's pretty much the N word for white men in Cantonese.

[preciouslight95]

@Zlinish .thanx for tellin us ...i didnt know wat gwailou meant wen russells says it :P thanxx :) 

[jc2pb4jc2tk2]

@Zlinish definitely not as heavy as the N word lol...

[moktarbom]

lol

hey ASSHOLE! when you watch this video you laugh like crazy

Be a MAN!

[ahkjdh13]

im crying my eyes out in laughter haha

[fuckoff6142]

LOOOOOOL!!!!

[creedlover2010]

I'M OPEN, I'M OPEN! (Kicks ball) Where the hell is the ball going? LOL

[oOoroshoOo]

its back!!! "BE A MAN!!!"

[stevechen1991]

China made worldcup in 2002 when Korea n Japan hosted i think

[TheWayshowerTube]

Be a man!

[undertakerpitt]

Top Comedians

1st. Russell Peters

2nd. Daniel Tosh

3rd. John Pinnette

[jessmankhor]

india was in the world cup... i couldnt remember what year though...



[ARJU1993]

@jessmankhor nop they weren't allowed to play

[damiester]

dude, theres no reason to rage, I mean i'm 100% chinese born in hong kong raised in hong kong, and i thought russell made us look cool with the huddle

[TheKoolaide88]

funny on chiniese

[2whoeraempire]

funny ass shit 

[diway64]

I love comedians with famous lines. Jim Carrey's "Alrighty then", Russel Peters' "Be a man", Rex Navarette's "SBC". Technically the last one is a whole skit, but yeah :D

[saakimegas]

This guy is my favorite Indian :D hilarious :D

[mithisweety]

@nshnt10 i see i see

[phish7374]

which dvd is this from?

[maddymg]

@phish7374 Russell Peters: Red, White, and Brown

[sharadpisal]

@nshnt10 : he is talking about football

[gunzbon232]

spam 2 as fast as u can! lolz

[insomniawheesung]

@mbansal901611 dude i feel sad for you u have no fucking sense of humor

[yenjeanne]

he sounds like moe from the simpsons when he said world cup lol

[mithisweety]

@nshnt10 i think he meant soccer..or football..

[12345abcde5678]

ma dayssss this made me cry looolll ....LMAOO!!

[TheTupss244]

Oh man this is hilarious, I can't stop laughing..... Peter is GREAT

[TheEastjewel]

that was so racist and stereotypical with the chinese huddle part.

[MetalGootar]

@TheEastjewel thats the whole point, he makes fun of stereotypes making fun of every race, including his own. hes countering stereotypes

[chocolatechar27]

bloody hilarious i laughed for days at the thought of this :)

[DragonslayerMr]

we have 1.2 billion people and we cant make a fucken team for 11 people>_<

[Kadster09]

Hookay

[JBWKZxo]

LOL he wanted to say the truth, canada SUCKS at futbol to begin with but instead he just made some bullshit :P hahah its okay russell, your fucking HALARIOUS

[Shubag123]

wtf? CHINA HAVE BEEN IN THE WORLD CUP!!! 2002??!!!!!

[iieevv]

1 person got the position of Guai Lo xDDD

[andrewykl]

UH.. I LOVE YOU RUSSELL.. BUT CHINA HAS BEEN TO THE WORLD CUP

[allezlesbleus888]

@andrewykl uh...when???

[andrewykl]

@allezlesbleus888 uh... 2002

[m00dy145]

@allezlesbleus888 uh.... 2002.

[macios3131]

WHEN U SEE THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAL COMING!!!!

[flyff160]

Tah! BE A MAN!

[thatswhatiamsaying]

BE A MAN!

[underflip555]

0 dislikes for russel peters

[Uhsiz]

Where the hell is the ball going?!??

[sucka54]

we need new russel peters material!!!

we're dying over here!!!

anyone know when his next show is?

[anythingfortrance]

If you're not going to play the gameeeee propa!!

[papan1990]

when was this?

[JZDfb3]

bitch!! China has qualified for the world cup at least once already!! damn this asshole!!

[NinjaCarthageSlingin]

"h'ok, hey azzho listen up, wen u see the baaaaall coming, den u go down the field, chase de gwai lo with de ball, sumfin goin' down! BE A MAN !"

roflmao the ALL TIME BEST CHINESE !!!!!

[Eminem0510]

Hahaha i love this guy he's halarious <3

[abdetawab]

India losed 9-1 yesterday against Kuwait :D

[Varoonmg]

@abdetawab Well we aren't good at sports but better at academics.....^^

The past tense of the verb "to lose" is "lost" by the way, not "losed"...xD...

[messidinho4ever]

@abdetawab man Kuwait is awesome team they won the golf cop 2 weeks ago ....

[pinkiepie36]

hahaha he has the best accents XD

[r4microds]

fuck world events, im the first indian canadian to go to the world cup! wtf am i saying.... i need a beer...

[ATGhostMode]

same old joke, but still hilarious as fuck!!

[Brown7own]

holy sht best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! so fucking funny my friend sht his pants laughing!

[VeilSide227]

this is so fucking funny...:D

[midnightracer862060]

HILARIOUS 

[Jay4Jyoti]

LMAOOOO!!!!

[fredisteribble]

hahahahahaha

[RupaliMul]

canada ....for obvious reasons, it's a world event! LOL that was spot onn

[lilmisscupcaakes]

LMAOO . He's the best !

[LadyDinz23]

I love this guy!!

[MrZubzie786]

LOOOOOOOOOOL ahahhaaa this guys wiked .. !

[the17m4st3r]

sumthin's goin' down! BE A MAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRIED OH GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS

[Falcova15]

lol i nearly died near the end

[TheBATISTA333]

russell peters rocks!

[fqueenfaroo7a]

loooooooooooool  his great really hilarious (Y)

[psych0tic855]

CHASE THE GUAI LO WITH THE BALL

[Masterlink981]

@psych0tic855 SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN! BE A MAN!