Painful Penis, Lesbo Mom, Hoe Problems, and more

[IceStormGamer]

Guys can you please stop emailing Woody and phone a doctor or something? He's not a doctor and I don't want to hear him talk about penises for 10 minutes. Seriously stop emailing him that stuff...ughhhh.

[A7Xfan598]

@UnrEpentAnt fuck u

[wert1098clayton]

@IceStormGamer finale a good comment

[funzzer123]

HIS CLAN TAG IS TOWELY!!!!!!!!

[TheGamingGuy131]

Oh black ops, good times

[TacticalSeaSquad]

the funny thing is the whole surgery thing is true. telling the nurses you think they're cute, you love your mom etc

[METALFREAK03]

related videos make me laugh ' how to make your cum taste good?" who the fuck cares, i dont taste it.

[Zer0SkiLL789]

God this guy is so fucking weird

[Gusb135]

@Zer0SkiLL789 lol how? he's just answering peoples questions

[91pancakes]

ive had an IV shoved up my arm twice dude it hurts

[FellowRebellion]

@91pancakes only 2 times....?

[Alex123Blue]

i was just listening to this while i was on another window and then my mom walked in and saw what it said on the tab and then she thought i was watching porn o;

[vemtion]

@Alex123Blue ROFL

[TheCallofduty321]

3:31 ... LOL IM FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. I LOVE MAIL MUNDAHYS

[spyker550]

wow, look at the tab

[MYCATLOV3SME]

12345 likes :P

[aidanlovsme]

creeppo groody and awkward

[aidan02130]

ahaha this guys a sick fuck, drop trou baby hahaha

[TheFullShrimp]

@aidan02130 There's another video where he's pretty much talking about the same thing and he says "spread 'em girl" as a joke. he uses it as an example though.

[kieranxRHCP]

married with a 2 year old,

has two veeeery different meanings

[skintown9]

@kieranxRHCP ano dude i was just like wtf

[HarriersILY]

for the guy with the rash on his dick.... webMD it

[MrEdogc]

Hey woody, PARENT PROBLEMS! I'me 12 years old, and my dad has cancer. I'me getting really depressed and my grades in school are dropping a lot. Now we have to move for one of his treatments wich means I am going to have to leave school, friends, ect. Now i'me starting to get scared that he is going to die soon and i cant handle it! I'me not saying i'me going to go suicidal, but i feel like giving up on everything!

PLEASE HELP WOODY!

[FrogsAreMyThing]

@MrEdogc lol

[R4G3OfD3MoNz]

@FrogsAreMyThing how is that funny asshole

[FrogsAreMyThing]

@R4G3OfD3MoNz umad??

[dylsapkeg]

@FrogsAreMyThing you gay BRO

[eviletcetera]

@dylsapkeg you are homaphobe BRO

[eviletcetera]

@dylsapkeg you are homaphobe BRO

[FrogsAreMyThing]

@dylsapkeg respect <3

[dylsapkeg]

@FrogsAreMyThing hey dick fuck quit being a big asshole to people

[FrogsAreMyThing]

@dylsapkeg umad bro?

[bmanngaming]

@MrEdogc my dad has a form of heart failure, he had a heart attack last year now his heart is dying, the doctors are going to do something inn april my advice to you is to spend lots of time with your dad make him feel comftorble and pray (literally if your christian etc) that the doctors and help your dad. i hope the doctors can help mine (P.S Free health care ftw! - Canada) gl dude

[TheManlyman21]

@bmanngaming I hope your pa gets better, He'll be in my prayers

[bmanngaming]

@TheManlyman21 thanks mate

[TheManlyman21]

@MrEdogc your pa is in my prayers

[rapkush]

LITTLE TOWEL ON YOUR GUN! HAHAHA

Wanna get high woody?

[EternalWarrior1988]

"Everything else can be fixed with money" That's comforting advice. I'll try to remember that.

[dhshaun22]

My cousin went for surgery for her back nd it failed...a doctor drilled into her spinal cord nd now she is paralyzed from the waist down..

[mailman4360]

i love it, "grl drop trow!"

[Connorp1001]

Woody there's so much sex in these now you should just replace the stamp in the corner with a condom packet.

[buttkicker197]

@Connorp1001 That's. An. Epic idea

[sargonofdoom]

Woody, you shoulda yelled "LETS GO CUJOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"

[RevelationsWarfare]

Wait, every guy gets genital herpes?

[turbiddata39]

Is this black ops or mw3

[WGutjens]

@turbiddata39 Blops. Just look at the start, its a G11 and that one is not in MW3 ;) Plus the graphics tell :P

[PsYcHo5mUrF]

@WGutjens both graphics suck in both games?

[WGutjens]

@PsYcHo5mUrF Maybe for you. I think they're ok plus i dont care THAT much about graphics. ;)

But you can clearly see a difference between black ops style of graphics and MW3 ( or any MW for that matter ).

[toaoflifeandshadow]

@turbiddata39 does mw3 have g18?? no

[togtog123321]

@toaoflifeandshadow umm yes mw3 does have the g18...

[The2jewls]

@toaoflifeandshadow mw3 does have the g18 idiot.

[thebeast3413]

@toaoflifeandshadow mw3 does have the g18 idiot

[toaoflifeandshadow]

@thebeast3413 i meant g11 stupid fuck

[thebeast3413]

@toaoflifeandshadow ya im the stupid fuck. mw3 does have the g18

[zacklton]

I loled at 3:32

[SwiftyMcgee95]

is that towely as a emblem on the gun?

[ProDubstepGamer]

@SwiftyMcgee95 yup

[HockeyPlayer274]

Oh Please Lindros

[caseycupcakegirl]

'drop trou baby, let's check this thing out.'

oh my god i can't even.

[urgayjoe]

"*clap* drop trou baby" hahahahahha i died

[undead12335]

@urgayjoe same here man it was the first time i laughed today so its extra special

[GunsAndDaffodils09]

If my mom was lesbian I'd ask my dad WTF is this!!!!!!

[OneClipFilms]

@GunsAndDaffodils09 

[CreightonDaDefender]

@GunsAndDaffodils09 if you had a dad, shed b bisexual

if shes a lesbian, you'd have two moms, no daddy to talk to LOL

[MrSportsfan2000]

@capwner131 LOLOL!!

[classbookletsplays]

this video is CCul

[MrStokesy1]

That.... i.... Scared...

[TheWafertastic]

Why am I watching this 3:

[ColdRetroGamer]

OMG 3:35 fucking halarious

[MrMorebaconplease]

8:47 LOL WOODY

[CrappyGameplayVideos]

ive had about 3 surgeries in my life not much :P but i have life threating allergies the dpctors told me i was one of the most allergic kids in melbourne :(

[MrSFolio]

@CrappyGameplayVideos melbourne in england?! or australia?

[lolsroflomgbla]

@MrSFolio Australia

[eZyxLaG]

i had surgery wen i was like 2 i swallowed a bone and was cut open

[capwner131]

@eZyxLaG lol that almost happened to me i swallowed this little metal thing and i had to get an xray. I pooped it out though so i didnt have to get surgery :P

[bannanamonkey99]

dude with surgurie. im 12 and i have had at least 50 surgeries no joke. they are no big deal you go in sleep and wake up and then gotta take a piss really bad :P (P.S. i only have alot of surguries cuz i have cancer :(

[metallicaman1337]

@bannanamonkey99 I feel for you bro :/ Keep strong :))

[Dreamichigo1]

@bannanamonkey99 Hope you get better brother.

[bySneckDraw]

Lol, I've had about 10 surgeries- I play winger (Rugby) and hurdle professionally, pneumonia, a broken collar bone and breaking all my fingers are probably my most painful :/

[omgA180]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Zombieman5225]

I've had like 4 surgerys in my life so far... and i'm 14...

[b4107]

@Zombieman5225 lol i had 1 surgery and Pneumonia 3-4 times and i'm 13......

[Zombieman5225]

@b4107 haha

[b4107]

@Zombieman5225 Pneumonia sucks, you feel weak, won't, eat, drink or anything you just wanna sleep....

[Zombieman5225]

@b4107 oh. ive had a surgery on my right leg, a surgery on my left leg, getting tubes in my ears, and tonsils out (which i dont even know if that counts), so about 2 or 3 surgerys :/ that sucks too lol...

[b4107]

@Zombieman5225 hmmmmm.... i had surgery when i was Just under ?2? not sure about that

[deadrisingpsycho]

i have had a minor surgery had a hair dressing needle with a hook on the end removed from my finger it was to close to a vain to pull out i was scared at first but the game me gas and air (entonox) it was great .... i tried getting up just be for he used the scalpel

[cagcr7]

I LOVE SURGERY!!!

[EgWyps]

I was so nervous to get surgery on my arm when I broke it. But, it was the EASIEST thing ever, you go in, get high and wake up.

[michbellez]

@EgWyps Not to lessen your experience, but back surgery is WAY WAY more dangerous than arm surgery.

[EgWyps]

@michbellez I know.

[b4107]

@EgWyps lol that's fucking crazy they give you some kind of drug you either drink, or get through a needle, when i got it holy fuck it was fucking awesome and wierd next thing i knew i was at home watching Bear Grylls(Spelling mistake....)

[xResourceHD]

why are lasveasbaribe vids always in your thumbnails woody lol



[TextraFuzz]

eww woody dont refer to your daughter as having a vaj

[rio4867]

@TextraFuzz grow up hes using her as a reference

[CapmScrub]

Sorry but you were camping the whole gameplay

[IamCalvinmcnizzle]

@CapmScrub why sorry? umad? broski?

[Unwitnessed]

@IamCalvinmcnizzle umad?

[WhataaBeAsT]

@Unwitnessed Nononononno. You can't reply to someone that has just asked you if you were mad, with "umad?" That's an automatic LOSE to a trash talk battle.

[IamCalvinmcnizzle]

@Unwitnessed umad?

[sniprification]

lol i kno a 12 year old named hope

[bony335]

i had surgery twice this year the pain killer was soooo cool i was just waffling and i felt so calm my god it was EPIC!!! (btw im 14)

[BrockLawla]

I now miss Black Ops...

[Zombieman5225]

@BrockLawla i dont even like black ops and i do! Lol xD

[TristanMcPhedran]

WOODY, the legend... ~^~_~^~

[HeXPuulse]

i wonder what happened to that guy and his dick?? mmmm

[chaseth150]

My aunts sister married someone had children and then the dad came out of the closet.

[31runescapepie]

@chaseth150 so thats you?

[chaseth150]

@31runescapepie my aunt is not blood related to me

[31runescapepie]

@chaseth150 ohhh ok

[jeffirf]

I'm 17 and i'm also homeschooled i have no way of getting a girlfriend, I have 11 months till i'm an adult and um My best friend is a grade of me and i've dated her in the 6th grade i really like her but i hardly ever talk with her, If you could help me, My dad would be happy, He is going through cancer and he wants me to have a good start before i turn 18, Please Woody help me

[emzeroth]

@jeffirf I recommend posting that on his latest video of Mail Mondays, then he'll notice it. G'luck

[bigchesse113]

Im 5.2 and my penis is 5in and in 14 is that normal

[jrly2]

@bigchesse113 i think full grown average is between 4-6 or either 5-7 so you're ok

[andmcc1]

@bigchesse113 no

[LNMBGAMER]

@bigchesse113 yes

[MadMarcusProductionz]

I have never had a rash that bleeds when I touch it or shower and fall down from pain, that sounds like some serious shit. See a doctor as soon as you can, don't fuck around and lose your dick, haha.

[jublou711]

EVERY guy has had a scare or two about what is going on with their body during. I'm 15 and had to go to the doctors about 6 times when I was 10-11. As expected it was nothing. And out of those 6 times i went, not even once was i laughed at given a weird look or anything of that sort. You are turning into a man and things will start to change more and more rapidly.

[GriffinSst]

I've had a few surgeries (I was the accident prone child), and they always happen the same way for me.

Go into operating room, fall asleep, wake up with some pain in (insert body part here) because its still tender, eat something, fall back asleep.

Its never that bad.

[MrMikeyyc]

I had to have surgury on my testicles when i was little, i was so scared i was crying D:

[xJustGaming]

If you having dick problems, I Have feel bad for you son, I Got 99 Problems my dick ain't one.

[UndeadS0lder]

@xJustGaming lololololololololololololololo­

[kenzc14]

Did you seriously call it her vag. that is awesome.

[ShadowEl3ment]

*woodster*

[ShadowEl3ment]

What happend to wodster?

[HotDawgStand1]

dont tell your dad that she left him for a chick and their both playng for team vagina!

[PatrickDD249]

my dad is in hospital he just had an operation on a disk in his back to do with the sciatic nerve

[trollin4n00bs]

Best title yet

[BIGLOLONERS]

Fucking 3:40 hahahahaha drop pants lets do this

[AstroFalcon751]

9:10 floating napalm?????????

[tHeBoYzgaming]

lol"drop trou baby let's check this out!"

what if he actually did that and said to his wife "hey honey smell my fingers"

[indieDELUXE]

@tHeBoYzgaming wow thats fucked up and fuckin hilarious :D

[wellenzohnben]

why would ur own parents laugh at u!!!! WTF

[lorenzog4545]

who would have thought of giving life advice over call of duty gameplay...?

[BLADEKID00]

but wat if da doc is a creepy old guy???

[13ballkid4lif3]

the vag is a badge, the dick is a prick, especially when your girlfriend is a spick

[brendanbre96]

Where can I get your email to I can send you a mail Monday?

[almostaddictive]

@brendanbre96 inbox it to him directly on youtube

[MrCasualkid96]

what if you got a stiffy while in sergery or worse a wet dream???

[jhop4life]

@MrCasualkid96 act like nothing happened it's unavoidable hell i used to get boners in school but only social studies in middle school i think it was the teacher lol

[AlexGreggKC]

haha you said VADGE!!!!!!!!!

[XJackLawd7]

@AlexGreggKC UMADBRO!

[AlexGreggKC]

@XJackLawd7 no?!?!?!



[XJackLawd7]

@AlexGreggKC Its ok Its ok

[PvReturnclanSnipez]

it could have been your dads :D

[poopsiclesss]

IT'S A DAMN MAILBOX THOUGH LOL

[TcabTrucker]

could anyone tell me how to message woody on youtube i cant find it thanks

[PvReturnclanSnipez]

@TcabTrucker just go to his channel and send a message it says it on the right side yourwelcome <3

[RARJ1000]

Eric lindros = best flyers player ever

[NICKownsHALO27]

@RARJ1000 after jaromir jagr

[xiTryyHarrd]

The BME pain olympics guy doesnt have 1 if you didnt see Bme pain olympics google it

[Snuke43]

@xiTryyHarrd DONT EVER MENTION THAT!

[TheLJCompany]

02:37 "all guys had dicks" had.... had?!

am i all alone with still having a dick?

did i miss the cut off your dick meeting?

[iSeifx]

@TheLJCompany He said "have"....

[SWSTL]

@TheLJCompany lol

[TheOMFG142]

@TheLJCompany "have" man good joke thou

[momotazi1]

HAHAHA...your amazing woody

[ieatnoobs24seven]

I WISH WOODY WAS MY FUCKING DAD

[alexanderthegreat540]

Lmfao, "you do make hospital gowns look sexy"

[34stennes34]

"haha *claps* drop yo trouz baby lets see what this thing looks like" LMFAO

[dannytruscott]

Why can't we like comments?

[pooperscoperz]

"A hospital gown that shows your butt. In my case I make it look good." God this is the best commentator ever.

[shierfruitsalad]

Even if your mom is gay she is still your mom she isent any different from before she just likes that VAG aint no prob

[123ghj123ify]

Okay so im 13 this is for the guy with the surgery, I have had 16 surgerys on my back and legs and its nothing to be scared of:) And the happy gas is fun woody

[FIFAGAMERish]

OMG he has a penis, he should be so embarrsed!

[shierfruitsalad]

@FIFAGAMERish xD

[LockedGT]

@FIFAGAMERish you would be too

[FIFAGAMERish]

@LockedGT lol

[KakuzuofNorth]

i almost made my friends 2000 dollar tv fall ( i dont have all the money for it though) i was freaking out afterward

[CoolVids19]

you has 12 year old daughter?? she single????( not pedo me 14)