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  • they should give the todd his own show

  • i was sad because my dad died.... i wasnt lmao

  • You guys don't need to theorize about what kind of sexual The Todd is. He is simply The Todd, and that my friends, is better than any other sexuality. He can look at pretty much anything and decide "I would like to stick my dong in that". Truly The Todd is the happiest man in the world.

  • He's almost worse than cpt Jack Harkness.

  • @ToRZanderax Can u imagine if those two met?

  • @aquagrl63 Oh I am...

  • Man he's so funny!

  • The Todd apreciates hot regardless of gender

  • me pueden decir ke capitulo es este?

  • you know, dong wise. hahahaha

  • 2:55

    There is something wrong with that

  • HOOCH IS CRAZYyyyyy!

  • Theee Todd´s confused!

  • " what the hell are you?"

    "I'm the Todd."

  • I am totally like the todd in the sexual matter at least, and he also is my favorite character

    God I love this show

  • It's so funny when the Todd's confused

  • Or that, or that, or that, or that

  • The Todd >>>>>> Quagmire

  • The Todd is probably pansexual, what means that he fucks anything with a heartbeat...

  • @SaKia995 Or a level 5 bisexual. He'll fuck anything that casts a shadow.

  • @SaKia995 I'm pretty sure if it has an opening, he'd do it... whether it has a heart beat or not.

  • @SaKia995 ...or without.

  • @SaKia995 whats that kind of orientation that includes anything without a heartbeat, but not excluding everything with a heartbeat, because i think, thats what todd actually is....

  • @SaKia995 thats not what pansexual means damnit!!!!!! >:(

  • @SaKia995 as a pansexual, i am offended! that is totally not . . . well . . . it's *kinda* true, sometimes . . .

  • @SaKia995 and even things without heartbeats since he does not mind if it's a mattress.

  • @SaKia995 Not really. Pansexual means that you're attracted to people from all over the gender identity spectrum, including transsexuals. The best word for him would be Toddsexual, which would be what you're describing. The difference between him and pansexuals is that most pansexuals stick to humans, and we do have standards for things like physical fitness, personality, etc.

  • @SaKia995 I would agree....any human with a hearbeat at least!

  • the todd and quagmire should have a show

  • the todd appreciates all regardsless of age, gender, disability or size.

  • "What are you?" I'm the Todd!" Haha classic

  • lol the todd is like the goldust of scrubs.

  • The Todd is confused.

    

  • The Todd's a sexual carnivore.

  • "hey mickhead is that package for me? you know it is" haha the tod is god!

  • @neilwilson557 as turk said in season 3 "theres two "D's" in todd"

  • The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender.

  • Im the Todd (james bond sound-effect)

  • The Janitor's expression at the end is priceless ^_^

  • the tod would fuck everything on earth

  • Gotta love Todd. lol :D

  • "Admit it. We doinked"

    "I was sad because my Dad died."

    "I wasn't!"

    hahahahahaha

  • is that package for me?

    YOU KNOW IT IS!

    brilliant

  • Todd is over-compensating, which is typically something straight guys do to disguise the fact that they're sexually attracted to another guy.

  • @rodentcafeteria

    in any other case that might be true,

    but this... is the todd!

    end of discussion

  • i love being like him...but he takes to a howl notha level

  • admit it lisa.  we doinked.

  • The Todd would fuck a snake if he could hold it still long enough.

  • The todd would stick his penis in anything that moves XD

  • i've got a hot italian sausage for you right here ;)

  • Which episode is where hes saying "bagel"???

  • The Todd appreciates all with holes. Look out Spongebob

  • I would let the Todd watch me try on bras.

    The Todd is awesome.

  • 51 people let todd in their room when they were trying on bras

  • Todd just wants to fuck everything that has limbs

  • Todd: Hey Lisa, admit it we doinked

    Lisa: I was sad becuase my dad died!!!

    Todd: I WASN'T....... ahahah Classic

  • pause it at 2:16 carla's face makes me crack up!!!

  • wow, i never used to think this was funny, but my new history teacher's that guy's brother, and i'm suddenly facinated.

  • haha i love him

  • the janitor's face

  • lol, "the Todd's confused"

  • @deathgen The Todd doesn't get confused, he gets his Todd on.....

  • ahahahahahahahaha! i love the todd, he's hilarious

  • Motorboating !

  • Hey buddy , you and I should totally have sex sometime.

  • The Todd is Chuck Norris in disguise.

  • guess the tod isnt that dumb afterall

  • "The Todd" is the real life Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy! ;p

    If anyone agrees, give me the thumbs up!

  • Besides Kelso I think Todd is my next favorite character then its Ted LOL

  • If only janitor had his knife wrench at that moment.

  • "You know what else is hard? I should go..."

  • I only did it because I was sad my Dad died "I wasnt" that is so wrong and yet hilarious at the same time lol

  • he is not Homosexual, He is not Heterosexual, He is Toddsexual.

  • lol, he'll fuck anything

  • "It was back here for 45 minutes waiting for a set up. My back is killing me, but I nailed it. It's about commitment." WTFLMAO!

  • The Tod is not gay he respects hot regardless of gender

  • @JJTHEKILLERDOLL And age.

  • "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" "motorboating :°D"

  • So basically The Todd is pansexual, except Toddier

  • ...Is he omnisexual?

  • todd is aaaaalllllllll about sex !

  • "what the hell are you?" Im the Todd" Dude best quote ever from scrubs and the Todd

  • ya gotta give todd credit he seems like an idiot but hes acually pretty smart

  • You were really impressive in the shower. You know, dong wise

    *guy runs away*

    I love The Todd!! X3

  • THE TODD is not gay he is just THE TODD

  • Dongwise Gamgee, gayest lad in all the shire.

  • @h4KK I do believe this comment is so full of win, it CAN just walk into Mordor.

  • nice

  • Nothing wrong with those. Or that. Or that. Or that.

  • Any one else reminded of Jack from Torchwood?

  • What the hell are you!?

    - I'm The Todd...

  • "What the hell are u?"

    -"I'm the Todd!"

  • You know...dong wise. LOL!

  • i never motorboated 2 sets of boobs at one time...go Todd!

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDD WTF

  • He'd hump everything that moves :D

  • XD todd is turned on by everything.

  • waaaahahahshahahaaaa

  • Watch All Scrubs Episodes @ My Channel

  • am the REAL THE TODD!!!!!! lol

  • PUT CC ON IT ROCKS!!!

  • 1:06 The Todd is confused.

  • I'M THE TODD !

  • "Y'know, dong-wise."

    HAHAHA!

  • in season 8 he has a 3 way relationship with a maried couple

  • Hes not gay.. hes .. The Todd!

  • What The Hell Are You Im The Todd =D

  • Is that package for me? lol @ 1:31

  • what season and episode

  • 5.20 my lunch

  • I can't resist saying things like The Todd does in Scrubs, just a fantastic show. Scrubs-is-awesome five!

  • "I was sad because my dad died"

    "I wasn't LOL!"

  • "...He saw the girls!" lol

  • The janitor's face is hilarious!

  • The Todd isn't gay or straight. He isn't Bi-sexual either. He is just THE TODD!

  • exactly!!! he will screw anything with a hole!!! haha!!!

  • @Gamefreakrd its called toddsexual

  • I like to refer to to as "horny"

  • @Gamefreakrd Reminds me of Party Boy from Jackass. :D

    "Does Party Boy prefer boys or girls.....he doesn't care. If the bears hungry, he'll eat."

  • @Gamefreakrd his a sexual

  • @mumbomum he is a-sexual

  • @Gamefreakrd

    I think that should be separated altogether

  • @Gamefreakrd make that, he's just sexual XD

  • @Gamefreakrd No! He's try-sexual. He'll try anything

  • @Gamefreakrd Why is that so hard for some people to understand? It's so simple!

  • @Gamefreakrd and he always be the MACHO!!

  • "admit it we doinked" lmao

  • "u know what else is hard?" Todd is the man

  • Simply amazing XD

  • "What the hell are you?"

    "I'm the Todd."

    HELL YES.

  • the todd.. theres nothing wrong with that.

  • wow... that is... a LOT of spambots...

  • nothing with those nothing wrong with that either, or that,or that,...........I;m the todd

  • Hey buddy, you and I should totally have sex sometime.

  • whats sad is this episode was on tv yesterday and i forgot how sad the rest of the episode was compared to all this

  • No....this is the one with the giant snake!!!! haHAH fuckin the todd!

  • I freaking love how mike head looks like hes running away lmao

  • the todd ftw

  • janitor: What the hell are u? Todd: Im the todd. lollllll

  • best line in it

  • hahaha....

  • You know what else is hard?

    I should go...

  • todd is like quagmire

  • @ernieball3645 I giggidy in agreeance :]

  • LOL! HAHAHHAHAH! 1:44

  • Toddsexuality.

  • lol the Todd likes all types of hot no matter the gender

  • Only todd is awesome enough to weird out the janitor 8D

  • Huh. I guess that means Todd's a pansexual; a person who is attracted to others regardless of gender. Though "I'm the Todd!" is still a very good explanation. xD

  • lol the todd has a hard life.

  • "Hey Lisa! I heard you lied and said we didn't do it. Admit it, we doingt!"

    "I was sad because my dad died.."

    "I wasn't!"

    lmao!

  • The Todd is the best I sometimes feel like the todd

  • Todd has got 2 get a hobby!!

    (other than hitting on girls!!)

  • is that package for me? YOU KNOW IT IS!

  • you know...dong wise

  • motorboating!

  • The Todd approves "Hot" regardless of gender.

  • "Do you think gay guys get turned on by their own wieners?"

    Haha! It's not on this video, but that's my fav. todd moment.

  • in your end-oh

  • if everyone was like him the whole world will be a better place

  • Sex maniac :O

    <3

  • i think hes just a maniac, doubt he ever had sex

  • lol Lisa admitted in this very vid you just watched that he has...

  • @alexman101 The Todd had sex with you when you weren't looking.

  • he saw the girls! LOL

  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o, he's bi?

  • No. He's The Todd xD

  • he's The Tod.

  • He appreciates hot regardless of the gender. :D

  • When he tells that spiky hair good looking guy that he has a nice dong--- that is just hot!!!

  • Hahahaha! "THAT was a very special time for me."

  • The Todd is the third gender.

  • he's like the everything bagel

    lmfao

  • totally agree. there is nothing quite like him...

  • this is the one with the giant snake!