How do they know they're not dead? Cavemen hunting for food But not before they style the hair on their head What would last longer in dinosaur times? A blind man didn't stand a chance Not with all them rocks about I'd rather be a blind moth
Gervais has a distinct sparkle in his eye while watching this, whereas Merchant looks appropriately awkward. Nobody is this obsessed with never-ending poof jokes, theater, and shoving large instruments up his friends' anuses without wanting to gobble the occasional nobble.
@bLUD118 Not at all as I never have it up there like most brits do.. One of the reasons why I would never be stupid enough to ram it up there. But most would know this already but I thought I would explain it to those slow people that dont know that already.
@bLUD118 OMG... Your a bit of the slow spigot arent you.. I think Karl would actually get bored or annoyed with you....This is a bit like poking a dead fish in a bowl with a stick...
@xeokym@yalf111 childbirth is NOT the most painful experience by a long shot. Try talking to soldiers who have been maimed or lost limbs, or so poor bastard who had to cut of and break his bones him is arm with a blunt pen knife because it was stuck in a rock. So maybe you should count yourselfs lucky instead. Woman have always got to find an argument about something.
@TheCFCSupporter I never said "childbirth is the most painful experience" you fucking clod, don't attack me for something I never said. I've never given birth to a child so I wouldn't know. However, I had cancer when I was 18 & had surgery to remove a tumor the size of a grapefruit from around my heart, lung & spine, then 6 months of agonizing chemotherapy, so don't tell a complete stranger they don't know what pain is. Read my fucking posts first before assuming shit.
I was honestly expecting Ricki to come in afterwards and say that Frank was just some homeless guy they found on the street and put nice clothes on, lol.
This is my favourite moment from the trio, and that is from all the stuff from the XFM shows and The Ricky Gervais show. These 3 guys make me laugh and smile even in the darkest of times.
@DeterminedGirlTS3, the balls are not the prostate... Two different things. There's a difference between prostate cancer and testicular cancer... Grab an anatomy book, eh! ;)
Why does a doctor have to put their finger up your arse to test for prostate cancer? I don't get it, I thught they just fondle around your balls >>> 0u0
oh my god that is gonna have me smiling for the rest of the week!!! hahahaha ricky and steve are such legends!! poor karl, hes so naturally awkward its hilarious!!!!!
@xeokym Omg hahahaha, If you were so great why on earth are you complaining about what you have to go through? Don't complain and get on with it that's what a womens body was made to do, give birth you retard. And I don't know how old you are but if you didn't realize that a man would take more offense to being gay because it's seen as less manly to us, then you are seriously living in bubble. Obviously not, it's different for woman, woman would probably prefer a women inspecting them.
@Deonnh Originally I was joking around & you've taken such offense & turned this into an argument. I'm not complaining about anything; I'm 43 yrs. old & I've never given birth so I have nothing to complain about. LOL. However, just because a woman's body was "meant to give birth" doesn't mean it's PAINLESS. And guess what? When a woman has a pelvic exam they get an ice cold metal separator shoved up their vagina AND a finger shoved in their ass as well. So quit whining, fuckin homophobe.
@xeokym Never said it was painless, Ohh ice cold metal seperator shoved up there vagina and a finger in their ass, sure a lot of women would enjoy that, sounds kinky.
@Deonnh you're missing the point, you illiterate twat. I was joking around initially, but apparently I hit a nerve with a few homophobes. If you were secure in your sexuality you wouldn't have such a problem with "feeling gay" just because a doctor stuck a lubed finger or two up your ass in a professional setting, to ensure your well-being. My husband gets his prostate checked & he never came home crying about feeling gay. I guess only you guys on the borderline are the ones whining...
@xeokym Shhh, stop moaning. So it means you are insecure and borderline on your sexuality if you don't like a finger up your asshole... Which just isn't natural... I've never understood why woman think the man is more secure about his sexuality because he say's he likes things like westlife and things like that. Care to explain?
@clearlogicify Easy to say "all relative" when you're a man. Stop being such a whiney baby. You have no idea what pregnancy, child birth, or sexual relations as a woman is like. You think a finger up the butt compares to 9 months of your body being stetched forever out of shape, shitting yourself when you give birth, HORRIBLE PAIN, having your vagina cut in many instances, followed by cracked and bleeding nipples being sucked by a baby for months is the same or worse? WTF?
@Yalf111 Women are designed to give birth and provide sustenance. The pain cannot be high enough to pass out and enough to stop you wanting to have children. Think stupid. You could be more sensitive to pain, that's all, but it's not as much as you think.
@clearlogicify Women don't just pass out, they die a lot without doctors during childbirth. This is why home births are so very strongly discouraged. It's far too risky. Pain horrific = standard. + Women are having their vaginal opens sliced open and their hips forcibly broken because of emergency child birth. Women have more children because they are flooded with bonding hormones directly after the birth that muddles their perception of the pain they just had to go through.
@Yalf111 "muddles their perception of the pain" Not just pain, judgement overall it seems. Home births are actually seen as a positive thing, and safe with a midwife and necessary equipment on hand. While pumping women full of pain killers and drugs to delay/advance delivery time may seem less dangerous, the same problems happen in hospital or at home.
Bitching about dangers of a natural process has nothing to do with experience of pain, either way. Muddle is a good word to describe you, ty.
@clearlogicify What is natural about the situation in Africa, dumbass? Women dying in scores without aid trying to do what they're bodies we're 'naturally designed to do'. Many women are outcasted because damage giving birth makes them unable to hold urine afterward. For them, it is an unaffordable condition to repair. Even in western society with great medical equipment, urine leakage is very common and long lasting. Ask your mother. Yeah, sounds like a real cake walk.
@Yalf111 Nobody gives a shit about Africans dying. You should know this by now. They they reproduce enough to counter the morality rate, but aids or famine.
"Many women are outcasted because damage giving birth makes them unable to hold urine afterward" - irrelevant. "urine leakage" OMG you poor fucking cunt, literally. Why would we care about that? You have kids, you pay, financially and physically. Irrelevant and you really suck at arguing.
love how he's resting his head on a Pilko Pump cushion
franzferdinandaddict 1 day ago 2
@franzferdinandaddict IS HE?! AHAHA!!
Holliluvzyew 55 minutes ago
carl is the man
throttlehappy346 2 days ago
I lost it when he said..."right you're touching a lung"...ROFL
0beyY0urMaster 6 days ago 6
Karls look of disbelief at 2:34 is just priceless XD
SweetMintPie555 6 days ago
A just as funny clip would be Karl seeing this on tv for the first time
BackcountryTrains 6 days ago
"Google me"
That is the best response to that question that I will probably ever hear in my lifetime.
This of course excludes the time I have left with terminal prostate cancer.
TheAllKnowingTribute 1 week ago
"15 seconds"
"Now that's a long time. Whatya lookin for??"
I almost died. Bahahahahaha
TheAwesomeOne1ooo 1 week ago
It would have been a different video if he had prostate cancer
robberonbrent 1 week ago
My god. Stephen Merchant. That tall landmark of a human being, having stick bug fights...and voicing Wheatley.....
Want.
LunaAumento 1 week ago
Karl's the best isnt he?
SeeYouNextFall 1 week ago
"Now you are a doctor aren't ya?" hahahaha
maxrose9000 1 week ago
Watching this high while eating breakfast was a bad idea
goodbeachyness 1 week ago
@goodbeachyness why? must've been hilarious - well i guess except for the part where you choked on your cereals from laughing :D
amad0c 1 week ago
"Do you wear a glove?" Christ! I'm gonna die laughing.
iwasthereright 1 week ago
Love how Ricky got a coffee for the show!
ShawyBFC 1 week ago
you're touching a lung
typoconnection 1 week ago
Hilarious
casper123 1 week ago
*Now you are a doctor are ye?*
I would have said that BEFORE he did it. >.> lmao!
neoman121 2 weeks ago
karl: noware u sure ur a doctor???
i laugh if the doctor said no lmfao
ArunSinghRandhawa94 2 weeks ago
lol suzanne's not even aloud to touch his arse.
15Larsy 2 weeks ago
"Now you are a doctor arent ya?" Google me!
StartRecording 2 weeks ago
Of course the room is bugged with cameras. Lol
Guus209 2 weeks ago
He waits until right at the end, after it's done before he asks if he is a real doctor :L
AaaaghJOE 2 weeks ago
@AaaaghJOE His joke was a lot funnier than your joke tbh.
HabeKeinMitleid 2 weeks ago
If I was Karl, I would've said if I was going to take a prostate exam, then Ricky and Steve would ahve take one,too.
5590ERS 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
This is the funniest thing i have seen in years
clickswitchh 2 weeks ago
so that's how karl is when he loses his virginity.
"good luck steve, well done"
Mohrkai 2 weeks ago
Ricky is such a dick sometimes, and I love Karl to death, but this is still so funny lol.
Demithegoddess 2 weeks ago
anyone who disliked this i would like your reasoning you idiots
Synthlinemusic 2 weeks ago
how can anyone not love karl?
gahivengirl 2 weeks ago
"Now you are a doctor, are ya'?"
hahahahaha
KyKoC 3 weeks ago 14
I love Karl
806slidingdoors 3 weeks ago
fuckin hell thats high up ur touching a lung
Simesthehimes 3 weeks ago 4
That doctor should be fired for letting camera's in on a private session.
klaasdeboer 3 weeks ago
@klaasdeboer what makes you think he knew?
troublemakir 2 weeks ago
At the very end: "Now you Are a doctor, are you?" Haha, I love that he asks that After he gets butt-raped.
monej 3 weeks ago 2
@monej "google me" lol
Tarka98 3 weeks ago 3
@Tarka98 Haha, so damn funny!
monej 3 weeks ago
That was so funny i was almost sick.
carl2107 3 weeks ago
12 people have a very boring life indeed.
Youaresofullofshite 3 weeks ago 2
Ricky genuinely cares about him, you can tell. Yes, he's laughing, but he does care.
tomabwhite 3 weeks ago 5
his head looks impressively spherical
harryjohnston14 3 weeks ago
BULLSHIT!
DilkingtonsDiary 3 weeks ago
Hahaha I love Karls little fast breathing laugh at the endd - soo adorable :)
MrsGreenDay123 3 weeks ago
when he said "right ur touching a lung!" it made me do a ricky laugh :P
petrucci15 3 weeks ago 3
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MrsGreenDay123 3 weeks ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bizzlebizzle1994 3 weeks ago
lol you can a blood test nowadays?
Scotch7000 3 weeks ago
who else here kinda wished he had a easily treatable early version of prostate cancer just so ricky could say, "I told you"
kylefer 3 weeks ago
12 people just...wow....
raran44 3 weeks ago
Does this exam hurt?
EffLabels 4 weeks ago
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead? Cavemen hunting for food But not before they style the hair on their head What would last longer in dinosaur times? A blind man didn't stand a chance Not with all them rocks about I'd rather be a blind moth
twopeaspodcast 1 month ago 29
@twopeaspodcast It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle.
slashingraven 3 weeks ago
@twopeaspodcast where can I find that I heard it a while back but cant find it now
kenc12 2 weeks ago
@kenc12 watch?v=TXGbBJwrtqQ
twopeaspodcast 2 weeks ago
ricky's laugh right at the end is fucking gold
TheShM12 1 month ago
they do bully this man it is a bit sad sometimes how they treat him.
misslevoyce 1 month ago
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JacksInn 1 month ago
I wanted to see this series ending by putting Gervais and Merchant on the plane wing. By Karl having the last laugh.
ricarleite 1 month ago
I think this is the first time I have ever seen Karl laugh out loud - i loved it!
mariadelmar2 1 month ago
He should have picked his own
doctor,
acajudi100 1 month ago
GERVAIS IS A CUNT!
KARL IS AWESOME!
hugeackman 1 month ago
Never seen again, LMAO.
bobdy9988 1 month ago
Ricky is sooo evil..lol
Nexus2Eden 1 month ago
bloody hell, splitting myself laughing at karl, and at ricky and steve laughing their heads off, oh my gosh... he's absolutely brilliant, karl.
utubefannz 1 month ago
LOL @ 0.31sec. LO bloody L! "It's a bit of a weird time to..."
utubefannz 1 month ago
Great....I just spat my dinner everywhere...too funny....xD
999pjk 1 month ago
Gervais has a distinct sparkle in his eye while watching this, whereas Merchant looks appropriately awkward. Nobody is this obsessed with never-ending poof jokes, theater, and shoving large instruments up his friends' anuses without wanting to gobble the occasional nobble.
Boxamante 1 month ago
Karl looks embarrassed and sad. :-(
TomValedro 1 month ago
He says the BEST things! after all is done; "You are a doctor, are ya?"
pulseforce 1 month ago
God poor Karl! I hope he knew that there would be cameras there...
DarkViolet22 1 month ago
true god made my cheeks hurt of laughing.
SpevSoks19 1 month ago
Would have been a very different video if he did have prostate cancer.
ShawnD613 1 month ago
OMG... Your a bit of the slow spigot arent you.. I think Karl would actually get bored or annoyed with you....
rmstudio 1 month ago
"We have a private room", into which the world can see.
taylor6string 1 month ago 77
Ricky only cares about Karl having a finger up his bum. Hahahaha!
taylor6string 1 month ago 2
Generally I cant stand the Brits but Karl you are a Redemption for your country mate..
rmstudio 1 month ago
@rmstudio wow!! Do you find it hard to breathe with your head rammed up your ass???
bLUD118 1 month ago 5
@bLUD118 Not at all as I never have it up there like most brits do.. One of the reasons why I would never be stupid enough to ram it up there. But most would know this already but I thought I would explain it to those slow people that dont know that already.
rmstudio 1 month ago
@rmstudio THATS BULLSHIT!!!!!!
bLUD118 1 month ago
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@bLUD118 OMG... Your a bit of the slow spigot arent you.. I think Karl would actually get bored or annoyed with you....This is a bit like poking a dead fish in a bowl with a stick...
rmstudio 1 month ago
Your trying to hide a one eyed monster Karl??? LMAOF
rmstudio 1 month ago
Google me. lol
mikex21 1 month ago
Google me! hahhaahha
mikex21 1 month ago
@videogamenostalgia made my burst out laughing in the middle of starbucks XD
arcnova1312 1 month ago
If he did have cancer I really doubt they've shown it
AMY1213141 1 month ago
carl I'm dissapointed
escobari 1 month ago
@escobari Why?
baseballplayer1251 1 month ago
i love how this actually happened, karl didnt put up much of a fight!
ikilleduku 1 month ago
Ha laughing at Karl always puts a smile on my face, the bold headed twonk!!! :D
ikilleduku 1 month ago
"private" room
Queido 1 month ago 4
He should have yelled 'CONGRESS TART!!!' when the doctor inserted his finger...
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago 58
@videogamenostalgia thats funny! Loool!!
madmiSPOOFERS 1 month ago
@videogamenostalgia hahahahahaahahahahaha
TheElg95 3 weeks ago
"Now you are a doctor arent ya" hahahah
FIFAfailz 1 month ago
Cracked up laughing..
STHFGDBY 2 months ago
For once the description of "funniest thing ever" is right!
RockBottomRiser21 2 months ago
Rickey: How long will it take if we did it now?
Doctor : 15seconds
Carl: Thats a long time.
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MRXxXELMOxXx 2 months ago
@MRXxXELMOxXx What you looking for! lol
EverillHD 2 months ago
Right, Your touching a lung! Lmfao
TehDrunkenMonkey 2 months ago 3
Fucking hell, you touched a lung
iHariis95 2 months ago
Wow this iPad has great auto correction.. *facepalm*
TheCFCSupporter 2 months ago
@xeokym @yalf111 childbirth is NOT the most painful experience by a long shot. Try talking to soldiers who have been maimed or lost limbs, or so poor bastard who had to cut of and break his bones him is arm with a blunt pen knife because it was stuck in a rock. So maybe you should count yourselfs lucky instead. Woman have always got to find an argument about something.
TheCFCSupporter 2 months ago
@TheCFCSupporter I never said "childbirth is the most painful experience" you fucking clod, don't attack me for something I never said. I've never given birth to a child so I wouldn't know. However, I had cancer when I was 18 & had surgery to remove a tumor the size of a grapefruit from around my heart, lung & spine, then 6 months of agonizing chemotherapy, so don't tell a complete stranger they don't know what pain is. Read my fucking posts first before assuming shit.
xeokym 2 months ago
5:37 yu are a doctor aren't you
CrazyDutcheZ 2 months ago 4
Now yu are a doctor, aren't yu... this guy is tooo good
Fazza69er 2 months ago
i would not shake hands with that doctor
Fazza69er 2 months ago
would have been fucked up if he actually had prostate cancer... I don't think we would have seen this.
jd1060 2 months ago
how low will Ricky go lol..
yvonneost12 2 months ago
I was honestly expecting Ricki to come in afterwards and say that Frank was just some homeless guy they found on the street and put nice clothes on, lol.
ambiedawn82 2 months ago 4
You are a doctor aren't you Frank?
baldwin471 2 months ago
HAHAHA the silence after "we've got a private room" and all three just look at Karl
MissSugarbeex 2 months ago
"Richard Blackwood, had a colonic on telly. Never seen again."
I wept laughing. I'm still weeping, 10 watches later XD
Sascopa 2 months ago 4
This is my favourite moment from the trio, and that is from all the stuff from the XFM shows and The Ricky Gervais show. These 3 guys make me laugh and smile even in the darkest of times.
MangosAreAce 2 months ago 20
i wish i could tell people to google me
chelseafan15 2 months ago 2
And are you going to move up and do something better? Or is this your future now just sticking your finger up a fellas ass. LMFAO
Conadar 2 months ago 3
another use for the pilko pump pant!!
eega100 2 months ago 6
My favourite 2 lines from this:
1. "You're touching a lung!"
2. "Now you are a doctor aren't you?"
6NoHope9 2 months ago 64
@6NoHope9 I love that he asks after hes let the guy stick his finger up the ass.
Alberturkey54 1 month ago 2
@DeterminedGirlTS3, the balls are not the prostate... Two different things. There's a difference between prostate cancer and testicular cancer... Grab an anatomy book, eh! ;)
thecapeman 2 months ago 3
Why does a doctor have to put their finger up your arse to test for prostate cancer? I don't get it, I thught they just fondle around your balls >>> 0u0
DeterminedGirlTS3 2 months ago
fucking brilliant!!!
swindonaggroboy 2 months ago
LOOOOOOOOL!! OMG there are tears running down my face, this is that funny
hanna0240 2 months ago 4
You are a Doctor aren't you?
oneilexpress 2 months ago
He should have shouted 'CONGRESS TART!!!' when the doctor inserted his finger...
videogamenostalgia 2 months ago 3
Would've been awkward if he had cancer
RossBabbyy 3 months ago 3
"Right, you're touching a Lung"
dannythekopite1992 3 months ago 2
Yay! A healthy Karl!
livingdeadgrl18 3 months ago
2.30 mmins, the best most awkward silence ever, funny as fuck!"!!!
mastersjames1 3 months ago
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carpy0141 3 months ago
I fucking died laughing watching this the first time. Oh God these three make the best trio of all time!
chaosinorderrr 3 months ago 37
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rageagainstmonica 3 months ago
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So this is what it takes to make Karl laugh?!
rageagainstmonica 3 months ago
"you are a doctor aint you?" xD love the way he saids it after hes had it done not even before it
benlawson1290 3 months ago 5
hahahaaaa!!!! i knew they would do it!!! i knew it!! back since karl made such a big deal about it in like 2006 ive been expecting this
DaGleese 3 months ago
your touching a lung!
Spimona 3 months ago
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videogamenostalgia 3 months ago
at the end.... GOOGLE ME
Killingglorie 3 months ago
And the third dislike is the famous Clive Warren
TheManTheLegend123 3 months ago 3
"Jesus - that's high up.. fucking hell!
Right, that's surely enough ain't it? Right you're tounching a lung!"
Tazymo 3 months ago 7
"in HD"
duscamry 3 months ago
your touching a lung!
nokian8sale 3 months ago
"Karl Pilkington has his prostate examined against his wishes" lmao makes it sound like he was arse raped.
chubbylilloser 3 months ago
oh my god that is gonna have me smiling for the rest of the week!!! hahahaha ricky and steve are such legends!! poor karl, hes so naturally awkward its hilarious!!!!!
sarahjanekennedy1991 3 months ago
gervais is evil! xD
rgrannell1 3 months ago
Second time I saw Karl laugh :)
djheckler92 3 months ago
'He's my best mate, sue me I'm worried about him!'
hahah love how evil Ricky can be xD
TheLucvD 3 months ago 3
oh my god i lvoe how they used to talk about this like 7 years ago on the xfm shows hahahaha and hes only just got it done
niabwerd 3 months ago 24
@niabwerd YES exactly, thought i was the only one who noticed and therefore laughed 10X harder than anyone else haha XD
SweetMintPie555 2 months ago
GOOGLE ME! haha i love frank
LALAtheMARKHAM 3 months ago
He was kermited to that treatment
Kent6494 3 months ago 5
This stuff is ok, but a bit weak compared to Gervais and Merchant's other series and stand up.
EwanMillos 3 months ago
"I don't want a finger up me arse, though."
God men have NO idea what women go through for an internal pelvic exam...jeez. They're such BABIES.
xeokym 3 months ago
@xeokym It's not the pain, it's the stigma of having something up your ass is seen as gay.
Deonnh 3 months ago 2
@Deonnh So does that mean if a woman gets a pelvic exam by a female gynecologist, she's seen as lesbian?
Like I said...men are fucking babies compared to what women have to go through.
xeokym 3 months ago
@xeokym Omg hahahaha, If you were so great why on earth are you complaining about what you have to go through? Don't complain and get on with it that's what a womens body was made to do, give birth you retard. And I don't know how old you are but if you didn't realize that a man would take more offense to being gay because it's seen as less manly to us, then you are seriously living in bubble. Obviously not, it's different for woman, woman would probably prefer a women inspecting them.
Deonnh 3 months ago
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xeokym 2 months ago
@Deonnh Originally I was joking around & you've taken such offense & turned this into an argument. I'm not complaining about anything; I'm 43 yrs. old & I've never given birth so I have nothing to complain about. LOL. However, just because a woman's body was "meant to give birth" doesn't mean it's PAINLESS. And guess what? When a woman has a pelvic exam they get an ice cold metal separator shoved up their vagina AND a finger shoved in their ass as well. So quit whining, fuckin homophobe.
xeokym 2 months ago
@xeokym Never said it was painless, Ohh ice cold metal seperator shoved up there vagina and a finger in their ass, sure a lot of women would enjoy that, sounds kinky.
Deonnh 2 months ago
@Deonnh maybe it would be, if it wasn't done by a complete stranger and felt incredibly uncomfortable.
SweetMintPie555 2 months ago
@xeokym Take pics pls.
SaintLouisX 2 months ago
@Deonnh you're missing the point, you illiterate twat. I was joking around initially, but apparently I hit a nerve with a few homophobes. If you were secure in your sexuality you wouldn't have such a problem with "feeling gay" just because a doctor stuck a lubed finger or two up your ass in a professional setting, to ensure your well-being. My husband gets his prostate checked & he never came home crying about feeling gay. I guess only you guys on the borderline are the ones whining...
xeokym 2 months ago
@xeokym Shhh, stop moaning. So it means you are insecure and borderline on your sexuality if you don't like a finger up your asshole... Which just isn't natural... I've never understood why woman think the man is more secure about his sexuality because he say's he likes things like westlife and things like that. Care to explain?
Deonnh 2 months ago
@xeokym Women having children is by design. It may seem painful, but they are designed to do it. All relative.
clearlogicify 3 months ago
@clearlogicify Easy to say "all relative" when you're a man. Stop being such a whiney baby. You have no idea what pregnancy, child birth, or sexual relations as a woman is like. You think a finger up the butt compares to 9 months of your body being stetched forever out of shape, shitting yourself when you give birth, HORRIBLE PAIN, having your vagina cut in many instances, followed by cracked and bleeding nipples being sucked by a baby for months is the same or worse? WTF?
Yalf111 2 months ago
@Yalf111 Women are designed to give birth and provide sustenance. The pain cannot be high enough to pass out and enough to stop you wanting to have children. Think stupid. You could be more sensitive to pain, that's all, but it's not as much as you think.
clearlogicify 2 months ago
@clearlogicify Women don't just pass out, they die a lot without doctors during childbirth. This is why home births are so very strongly discouraged. It's far too risky. Pain horrific = standard. + Women are having their vaginal opens sliced open and their hips forcibly broken because of emergency child birth. Women have more children because they are flooded with bonding hormones directly after the birth that muddles their perception of the pain they just had to go through.
Yalf111 2 months ago
@Yalf111 "muddles their perception of the pain" Not just pain, judgement overall it seems. Home births are actually seen as a positive thing, and safe with a midwife and necessary equipment on hand. While pumping women full of pain killers and drugs to delay/advance delivery time may seem less dangerous, the same problems happen in hospital or at home.
Bitching about dangers of a natural process has nothing to do with experience of pain, either way. Muddle is a good word to describe you, ty.
clearlogicify 2 months ago
@clearlogicify What is natural about the situation in Africa, dumbass? Women dying in scores without aid trying to do what they're bodies we're 'naturally designed to do'. Many women are outcasted because damage giving birth makes them unable to hold urine afterward. For them, it is an unaffordable condition to repair. Even in western society with great medical equipment, urine leakage is very common and long lasting. Ask your mother. Yeah, sounds like a real cake walk.
Yalf111 2 months ago
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@Yalf111 Nobody gives a shit about Africans dying. You should know this by now. They they reproduce enough to counter the morality rate, but aids or famine.
"Many women are outcasted because damage giving birth makes them unable to hold urine afterward" - irrelevant. "urine leakage" OMG you poor fucking cunt, literally. Why would we care about that? You have kids, you pay, financially and physically. Irrelevant and you really suck at arguing.
clearlogicify 2 months ago