SideScrollers - "Standing Together"

[iceman78772]

I'm not going to E3! Fuck living half the country away!

[Standard420247]

Still miss the chair kick in the intro

[donuter454]

Craig has a freaky grin at 01:46...

[Appr0Man]

What about ACTA ?

[MrDunsford20]

They've made a STAND for the 3DS. The PORTABLE gaming system. They have made a stand. Jesus what the fuck is wrong with Nintendo.

[Standard420247]

@MrDunsford20 Probably because when you move it around it loses 3d effect and fucks with your eyes

[mariopawnch]

damn it i want to be a digimon for my birthday...

[kev7301]

ugh that was the most disgusting thing i heard of and i've seen and heard gross stuff but that tops the list

[marfellluke]

whats so bad about sopa its genuine question ive never heard of it before ? ?

[Neocasko]

@marfellluke The Stop Online Piracy Act. It may sound fine but it could effectively censor the Internet if it were passed because it was so vaguely written and it gave too much power to big companies. But it has apparently been shelved for good thanks to it being very unpopular.

[marfellluke]

@Neocasko why thank u sir :)

[Neocasko]

@marfellluke You're very welcome!

[erdvilla]

WHAT!!! 3 Dragons at the same time....

Sorry, playing Skyrim while listening to you, making a pause on the video, need to kill some overgrown lizards.

[sniperkain]

Missouri should just stick to painting fences and frowning..

i mean omfg wtf lol

[Hendertaker]

You cant return games in Mexico :c. Its shit that games are considered a "luxery" item and thats why the taxes are so high. A new game is like 90 dolars (1000 pesos).

[Delta8Raven]

Clarifying here. The dead man impregnating woman story is most certainly fake. As well as being physically impossible, the story also came from a fake news outlet called Dead Serious News which means that this particular news story is also fake. Sorry to disappoint all the necrophiliacs out there.

[TheRyanshort]

I love the megaman x music intro

[HavocBlack]

Digimon is better than pokemon



[Yasuhikou]

@HavocBlack BULLSHIT D:<

[c4cool0929]

So chick got hurt from a dismembered body. Im pretty sure the responsibility of parents is out of this event. The kid did something stupid, not the parents. The only person she could actually sue is the kid....who we can assume as dead....the responsibility of the kid does not then fall on the parents. Maybe she could sue the station for lack of safety like he said? That would at least be my opinion of it, course wierder cases have been approved

[fingrid]

21:36 - 22:35 That son got GIBBED.

25:27 - 28:46 Sounds like Sexy Losers webcomic to me. :)

[FallenAngel6983]

what the fuck that cunt needs to fucking die just because she got hit by some body parts doesn't

give her the right to sue the kids family burn in hell bitch oh and fuck SOPA and all the people how support it you fucking dick's!!!!!!!!!

[supersasukemaniac]

onl one thing to say: Dead Man Boner!!!!

[ScorpionAndZangief]

21:04

Stuttering Craig is a blizzard.

[Nekomedikia]

Also i'm getting so mad at people overreacting about SOPA You know why don't we send everyone to a 3rd world country where little kids are dieing all the time because of lack of food struggling to get by everyday how about that? and then you see all these people making such a big deal about the internet

like come the fuck on

[AVerySmartMonkey]

@Nekomedikia Oh look at that, another one of you people. We are successful, but we can't enjoy what we worked for because there's tragedy in the world? Get real. If you want to help them so much, how about we send YOU to a 3rd world country, while we stay back here and enjoy life in civilization.

[InnerSentry]

@Nekomedikia The internet IS a big deal, dumbass. It's a big source of interaction/information that we're not just gonna give up because of douchebags like you. Tell you what, go sell your house and send the funds to the children in africa because they have it much worse than you.

[InnerSentry]

@Nekomedikia Also, how is blocking the internet going to help them whatsoever. It's not. In fact, because many charity groups use the internet it will actually decrease the help they're getting. Think before you speak.

[Luginess]

ESA dropped SOPA support.

[AVerySmartMonkey]

SOPA AND PIPA HAVE BEEN SHELVED BY CONGRESS!!! THUMBS UP SO EVERYBODY SEES!

[jazz5753]

@AVerySmartMonkey SOPA was, i thought PIPA was still in.



[Curseddemonsasukez]

@jazz5753 SOPa still is just shelfed PIPA is still in as well

[findernightrose]

gawd Jared just is annoying.

[Alv62warlock]

You're seriously going to boycott E3 for SOPA... Really? That's so unnecessary.

Like hell I'm not boycotting.

[NewBgeminem]

sopas down and it better stay down

[sirmidor]

i love how craig is just sitting there with his big grin while jared and chad are just grossed out :)

[MotherPunker970]

wow that necro-rape story is fucked up...like,really,WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???

and they say the japanese are perverted and weird with their octopus/bondage/rape/hentai/do­g eating and shit like that.

sure makes them seem normal

(btw,no offence to any japs meant,i really love you japan :D)

[BillyBenable]

if your goverment shuts down you internet shut down your goverment

[BillyBenable]

internet fellows Revolution has begun

[dredre23]

its like ok you broadcast e3 but if sopa and pipa are put in to play your site will be irrelvent and wont post future e3s or anything. i believe the sopa bill is all about money these politicians want political support from the googles and yahoos and the heavy popular websites of the world. And how do i download that video and what the hell a woman got preggo with a deadmans oh hell no.

[ToxicMembrane]

two of the most fucked up stories i have ever heard....god i love Screwattack! So Much!

[lediadruid]

I made a post about this on swtor.com. It got removed. So yeah. Go figure.

[GabrielKnightz]

pc love

[MegaBiggy1234]

its pretty stupid because as soon as they remove a site, someone else is gonna make a new site thats exactly the same and just name it something different, SOPA can not win, understand this, they can piss us off but they cant win

[MasterOfPuppets4080]

No copyright law in the UNIVERSE can stop screwattack!

[zeprefel]

There was a top 10 video where they talked about the Die Hard Arcade remake they made for ps2 and they used the gameplay i uploaded a long time ago

[Gnarginsing]

Is stutering craig baked?

[airdude5]

im not going to e3! fuck sopa! 

[Curseddemonsasukez]

@airdude5 dude read DESCRIPTION

[key099able]

@airdude5 now you can

[CpObiWan456]

@airdude5 i aint goin to e3 later (even though I cant get a ticket) still, sopa is a stupid act and it is pointless

[jpeg1994]

26:20 reminds me of clerks

[TrainerRedX]

You know what would suck...if dead boner guy died a virgin...

[PikadethChannel]

Forum Question: Which celebrity would you allow to use your corpse boner to impregnate herself?

[krubsplaystbone]

The expressions that jared was making = PRICELESS

[foodmaster5686]

My stance on emulation is that I think there should be a time limit on how far back it is legal/illegal. For example, I think that anything N64 and prior should be safe to download as emulation since they really aren't making Nintendo or Sega any money nowadays anyway. Now, I know that virtual console has changed this a little, but I still think that shouldn't change a thing. They still aren't making a lot on those games as it is.

[Khtras]

I played the demo of Kingdom of Amalur and I really enjoyed it

[MegaBiggy1234]

some people are so stupid that they'll go to E3 anyway, they'll be like i wanna play new games that are coming out and they will go, its as if they have to go, im not going though

[thirstysalt]

5 people support SOPA

[MegaStevenray]

( this comment was removed by SOPA )

[BlueUncia]

My theory on the woman and the dead guy is that it's all BS. When a man dies, the sperm is one of the first things to go. Sperm cells need to be at just the right temperature to do their thing. If it's too cold, they. won't. swim. I think she got herself pregnant and decided it might be a good idea to sue the family of this dead rich guy she happened to have come in contact with. Because come on, who wouldn't think that was a good idea? :P

[HippyshakeBBQ]

26.30 lmao at Jared

[00SecretSmith]

note Nintendo etc don't support the SOPA bill but ESA and that do so technically they are. Don't blame them.

[Fofamit]

On the note about the lawsuit with the hot coffee spilling, the woman actually got third degree burns and only sued for the cost of medical bills. As part of the settlement she was not allowed to talk about it and the story was spun by the media.

Also you can't simply return a game if you don't like it, once the game is opened (in many places) you only can exchange the game for the exact same game for the same console due to copyright laws.

[ViciousArbiter]

I dont get the sopa/e3 story can someone summerize it for me?

[PSspecialist]

What if you are in my position? I live in a very small town in Greece where my shitty local games shop only has the new games. If the game is like 1 year old you can't find it. Also I am too young to own a credit card in order to shop online (my parents don't use one either). I have no choice but to use an emulator in order to play those older games.

[anythinggoesjoe]

wish someone would have sex with me when i die

[anythinggoesjoe]

Did he take a train to the knee AHHHHH i finally did one of those comments !

[anythinggoesjoe]

can u link me to Hard News part 

[anythinggoesjoe]

I LOVE SOPA ! sometimes it has chicken

[sonofJack3]

@TheUltimateBeing01 A company that thrives on the internet... like ScrewAttack?

[CycoYoshi]

That story gives new definition to the term 'stiff'.

[JTtheLAR]

I don't get it. Buying older USED NES / N64 games off of the internet and ebay doesn't give any money to the original creators of the game. So why does it matter if I emulate on my computer. I don't download or steal new games, I pay for them. Thanks, but I will continue to emulate old classics and save a few bucks for new games so that the money actually goes to the creators and not a collector on ebay. Logic.

[OmegaJackRed666]

I thought the lady sueing a kid was wrong enough. I heard this sick story about a woman doing a dead guy. Oh my god the sickest story I ever heard of. What's wrong with the world to have shit like this happen.

[Zandros]

I was in the middle of a "back to the future marathon" when i watched this.. so the music you played during Hard News made me laugh =P

[ichi1082]

35:40

they don't know about Neoflashs N64 flashcards which enable playing this game on an actual N64

[PogoStikStudios]

I love you guys and i'm anti SOPA.

but this is my first year at e3 so yeah.... i've been waiting for years.

[raymanfan9999]

@PogoStikStudios NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you have of choice of 1 more year or FOREVER NO INTERNET

[PogoStikStudios]

@raymanfan9999 But.... its e3....

[JTtheLAR]

@PogoStikStudios Stand for something, or put money in the pockets of the people that want our government to own our internet. Your money, your call.

[GiantMoth]

I don't know which one is worst, the hoax story or the kid run over by a train story... There's no humanity left in this world.

[Borinater3]

another day another coathanger.... (this should be a meme)

[DentinDaHero]

I now wanna see 10 top douchebags in life.

[rampage222555]

play Prehistorik Man!

[Tounushi]

29:15.... I see the title in a completely new light now.

[Tounushi]

Seeing Jared have his spirit crushed so...

[redvillain6]

DAAAOOONNNNN WITH SOPA AND PIPA!!!

[westhamhaz]

The big trouble is that gametrailers and IGN are owned by viacom and news corp respectively. They will definately not boycott E3 and unfortunately they are the powerhouses of the video game media, I'm alittle bit skepital about how much this will effect the ESA, having said that I completely support screwattacks stance

[westhamhaz]

What will screwattack do about working with gametrailers therefore viacom? who openly support SOPA/PIPA

[TitanAura]

You'd think it would tough to top a story about a guy getting dismembered by a FUCKING TRAIN. Well done, Craig, well done.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to open my skull with a tire iron so that I can more easily BLEACH MY BRAIN.

[LancerJak]

E3, kiss my ass.

[91negi]

oh noes my internet just stop

[erezddd]

jared i want your xbox live gamertag :D

[arbiter9998]

Even though e3 is a big event there are other trade shows so screw e3

[AysahSpades]

Also. stop supporting gametrailers. i know its hard, but they support SOPA by default.

[TFreeMarioBestFriend]

I made a video response. ( ;

[monkeylemur]

THE STAND IS FREE DAMMIT -_-

[Jonathanx458]

What was the name of the that Flash game i think i missed the name?

[11stoutd]

Buying an old used game on eBay doesn't make the company that made the game any money. So emulate away everyone.

[spades48]

Oh my god! This episode was hilarious! best sidescrollers you guys have ever had.

[Thunderheade]

so um, how would that be either the chick was able to be so good at sex even the dead want to knock her up? or that man had no luck in life and decided to get a girl after he died i mean what do?

[MrCulex77]

It's offical I've got a new idea for a fighitng game. And it's all thanks to the Sidescrollers. Although I'm starting to think I'm just taking Marvel vs Capcom and slapping Pokemon and Digimon on it.

[zzyzx0788]

I also just realized IGN is owned by NewsCorp and Gamespot is owned by CBS (who is owned by Viacom).

Great. Well thats not gonna happen

Don't ever sell Screwattack to one of those major media conglomerates guys

[Thunderheade]

for uprising, the stand is bundled with the american release so you don't pay separate

[zzyzx0788]

I would pressure Gametrailers, but it's owned by Viacom. So that's never gonna happen.

And I am glad you guys are making a point to take a stand on this issue

[Ronok888]

Wanna fight SOPA and PIPA?

Elect Ron Paul this year.

That simple.

[zzyzx0788]

@Ronok888 That's retarded. How bout you suggest people write their congressmen? (which has already produced results)

[Ronok888]

@zzyzx0788 Congressmen that want to keep getting pleasing their big business pals to score their support and money for elections? Yeah, they really care about your internets. Ron Paul is one of the most vocal proponents of free speech and liberty. Look him up.

[zzyzx0788]

@Ronok888 It doesn't fucking matter, I'm sick of Paulbots looking for every single possible opportunity to go 'RON PAUL 2012!!!!!11'. Your solution to stop SOPA and PIPA, laws that are being voted on within the next month or two, is to vote Ron Paul next November for an election he may not be a candidate for. Yea that makes sense genius. Rather than push game website to drop support of SOPA, or writing your congressmen, or sign petitions, you want people to vote for Ron Paul. Brilliant

[Ronok888]

@zzyzx0788 Oh no, fight these bills in whatever way you want. Any fighting is good really, but things will only get worse so long as statism is what powers America. Ron Paul is the only candidate running for president who actually cares about all this, including Obama. So no, don't wait for November. Register Republican and vote in the primaries! Those are what really count. If we don't elect leaders that care about our freedom, we'll keep seeing bills like this attacking our liberty.

[VVWEtitantrons]

@Ronok888 yes.

[GreenGearMood]

Omg Jared you SADSACK. Lol

[stewieisthelord]

Didn't someone say to stop using the internet on this one day?

[kellykernaghan]

i noticed wikipedia blacked out in protest of SOPA the other day.

[Rodolfo17987]

FUCK SOPA!!!!!!!

[HAPrime]

I can't believe the necrophilia story ... just wow! why couldn't that have happened in time for MAGFest



[MegaFrank999]

Yay megaman X music FTW

[Trexasaurs9000]

I'm not sure if I can believe that second story...

[PuppetMasterIX]

For those who don't know, the necrophilia story is actually a hoax. It was on a satirical news website.

[SamuraiRedux]

@PuppetMasterIX

You've just restored my faith in humanity, for now.

[GreenGearMood]

@PuppetMasterIX Lol. Wow. And how it DEVASTATED Jared and Chad.

[boredumking]

@PuppetMasterIX are you sure..? like 100% sure.. because i don't want to believe that humanity is semi decent just to have it trashed once again.

[thepunisherabv]

@PuppetMasterIX I hope youre right.

[BeeryGamer]

@PuppetMasterIX well I could have been real... that's the scariest part of it... Because I thought it was.

[JimmMyHero]

@TheUltimateBeing01 Rigor mortis

[megasupermatt]

@PuppetMasterIX OH THANK GOD...someone somewhere is sad now

[CojoProductionStudio]

@PuppetMasterIX

You ruined my day :(

[rimsky11]

...

[rimsky11]

hard news huy looks super pissed

[rimsky11]

lol some one looks mad!!!

[quequien2002]

I love e3 but i am with u guys, it kinda give me chills to see screwattak so serious

[attoloco]

well it's a good idea but.... is not going to work lol ... i'm for real ... is just not going to work

[pacojrod92]

@attoloco doesn't hurt to support it though.

[timdomescek]

My friends dad is one of the heads of marketing for EA lol

[jcudal32]

LOL having fun mode!

[Sillyzombie666]

my fave pokemon is a dead pikachu with a bonner

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

Publix..... is a grocery store o; jeez guys

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

wait... wait... just, forgetting about SOPA for a second... this woman got pregant bu a dead guys boner? ...hmm... well umm... okay then.... STOP SOPA

[JoshTruff]

This sounds like terrorisim to me, screw an event over because of their political statement?

[megabenx]

@JoshTruff terrorism is an attack. an act to inflict terror. do you know what terrorism means?

[JoshTruff]

@megabenx If no one goes (unlikely i know) that would inflict terror on all the people spending millions to advertise products. Thats what I meant I know you guys probably wont be noticed if you don't go so its not really a terrible thing. But then it would be pretty pointless for you/your cause

[megabenx]

@JoshTruff terrorism has to be an act of violence

[JoshTruff]

@megabenx Okay its blackmail then much better?

[pacojrod92]

@JoshTruff wow you have a lot to learn son its called boycotting dumbass.

[ArisatoMinato42]

I can live without an E3, no prob

[MetalGearR3X]

I will actually cry if sopa passes and screwattack closes down I will sees to exsist

[Sillyzombie666]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING SIDE SCROLLERS EVER, THIS EVEN BEATS OUT THE RAPE MASTER

[Sillyzombie666]

how did you not call the show a dead boner

[TheKungFuProductions]

No one's gonna play Kingdoms of Amalur? Are you kidding me? I play the demo and I'm sold.

[crammage]

can we please get a new intro? ,

im tired of making coat hangers..

[SpanishFly120]

I'm Canadian, and I still approve this anti-SOPA message.

[dowddash]

The story about Felicity Marmaduke isn't a real story. It's an article posted on the Dead Serious News which the page notes that it's a satirical website. =p

[LeoHwzrChannel]

That Necrophilia story is the grossest thing ive ever heard, but if you think about this could be an argument for prochoice and proves that sometime even life begins after death.

Funny to see if the kid comes out Zombie born

[technoDude777]

"this is SERIOUS!! I believe in a free and open internet, we all should have the right to be able to put our own media, but we can't because of SOPA. SOPA has ruined the internet and we need to stand up and be against them. Every website is shutting down so they can show they are against SOPA, but there is one supporter that is still supporting SOPA and that is the ESA. So what im asking u, is to NOT attend E3. We can change the internet forever..... I am against SOPA"

[TheBean930]

P.I.P.A= Pussy I hate them Prissy Assholes

[Tokumastu1]

A dead guy knock up a living woman... dude still got it even after death

[VersusSEED]

@Tokumastu1 Dude, she's gonna have a zombie baby!!

[djinn690]

Craig either cover that plastic/glass thing in the middle with something or put a pair of pants on please!

[ABOhiccups]

Anyone!

All hail ScrewAttack!

[MetalSonicDash]

Megaman X - armor armadillo

[EXGodzilla2000]

Ugh, Thanks a lot Jared. What The Bleep am I gonna do with all my hangers if they don't even fit in my freaking closet!?

[howlbigbadwolf]

LOL people forget

Money= Power & Life Blood of all companies

We have all the power.!

[Melchiorsmith]

played the amalur demo. It was really really good.

[MrKylePopovich]

I don't even know how many coat hangers I've made now..

[Entamrik]

If you want us to go against SOPA, don't read stories so depressing we never want to use the internet again! :L

[djinn690]

Stupid coat hangers. Just how many more do I have to make goddammit!

[DemonicRemption]

Screwattack Headquarters is in Dallas TX!?! O_O Wow my dad ain't kiddin' when it calls this the center of the universe.

[LilNaishieez]

Shave Chad's head and turn craig's hat the right way around to protest