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  • Some of these vids are funny, others are sad and still others are scary. So I don't know whether I should laugh, cry or scream.

  • LOL. This stuff is awesome. You guys school the world's scientific community. You guys are much smarter and honester than any world scientist. The world's scientific community are all banded together to try and prove that god doesn't exits. They are failing miserably with all this "evidence" and "logic". HAHAHA, the need to just read the bible!!!!!!

  • @ultim4t32

    "You guys are much smarter and honester than any world scientist."

    - With much betterer grammarer.

    "The world's scientific community are all banded together to try and prove that god doesn't exits."

    - The world's scientific community doesn't waste valuable resources trying to prove the non-existance of fictitious characters. It is up to the gullible wannabelievers that support the idea of this bogeyman to demonstrate it exists.

  • @Atriviality Your sarcasm detector needs batteries :)

  • @ultim4t32

    Poe's Law

  • Creationists are among the most ignorant people on the planet

  • @scienceandhiphop2011 They ask for proof then deny it. Tell lies about science and twist it to "prove" a book of ancient ramblings! I think they are ignorant by choice driven by desperation. No one can be as stupid as they seem to be can they?

  • Wow you lot are always good for a laugh if nothing else. Breath taking levels of stupidity and deception

  • @TheJesussmasher

    Wow you lot always uses ridicule and then pretends that makes them right .

    It doesnt moron

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU No it's you guy's that rely on testimony and assertions. Science explains how the world really is. Why rely on what a bunch of middle eastern savages wrote 2000 years ago?

  • @TheJesussmasher

    Science does not claim what the world really is. Thats you making an unscientific claim about science . Typical of the lesser gifted .

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU Yeah whatever im off to go sin have fun sucking up to your imaginary god.

  • @TheJesussmasher

    Having a relationship with God is essential for having a full life . The reason you need to sin is because you are searching for this fullness and cannot find it .

    Thanks for proving my point . Anyway GOD BLESS

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU Having a relationship with God is essential for having a repressed life. Why do you believe in god? because a book tells you to? Think for yourself, much more happiness truth beauty and wisdom will come to you that way. I feel sorry for you and your brainwashed tiny mind. Your an Atheist about every religion on earth except one lets try and get rid of that last chain shall we?

  • @TheJesussmasher

    The evidence for the argument that The Christian God not only exist but is the God of the bible is overwhelming . You are uneducated so you dont know this . You have been manipulated by ridicule and now you try that crap on others . Next you will say that I was born an atheist and you will consider yourself intelligent untill I tell you I was also born peeing on myself. Dawkins the FOOL . I am atheistic about all other Gods because they lack evidence .

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU I am educated enough to know not put a space before every full stop. I hope to imaginary cock sucking Jesus your not referring to the bible as your proof. That would be hilarious you inbred little hick.

    Burn the bible. Shit on the ashes.

  • I wonder why the ratings were disabled?

    I thought spreading lies was against christianity?

    Disgusting.

  • @Android811

    I think the ratings are disabled because the militant atheist have a ring that goes around continually thumbing down christian videos . You know this is true yet you are dumb enough to ask .  Disgusting little wimps

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU Disgusting little wimp? Fuck you pindick!

    I thumb up/down video's purely on thier merit. As athiests are rational logical thinkers, I'd say they all use the ratings the same as me.... based on merit.

    If christian vids are getting lots of thumbs down, maybe it's because they're SHIT!

  • @Android811

    Atheist are rational and logical thinkers .

    Why do they lack representation in nobel lauretes . IDIOT

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU

    Hey asslips, it's "laureate". You might want to learn how to spell before you yell "IDIOT" at anyone else.

    Oh, and by the way.... It's believed there is at least 67 athiest nobel laureates, (there is no official number as it has nothing to do with the award).

    Go and pray to your god for a functioning brain.

  • @Android811

    The athiest community is under represented in nobel prizes , It is obvious why .

    The medical profession is the best educated and more religious than the populations they serve.

    You are a little wimp trying to bully others with the same misinformation that indoctrinated you .

    Little retard, better watch your mouth

  • @WHOwasTALKINGtoYOU "The athiest community is under represented in nobel prizes , It is obvious why ."

    Care to elaborate for us stupid athiests?

    "The medical profession is the best educated and more religious than the populations they serve."

    Got a source there for me? Or is this another statement pulled from your ass?

    "Little retard, better watch your mouth"

    OR WHAT????? What the fuck are you gonna do??? Threats only work on the weak. Cumgargling gimp bitch!

  • Disabled ratings, the tactic of a coward.

  • @disrxt

    Another wimp in the ring calling others cowards, Pick up your panties and wipe the snot from your nose little sissy .

  • I love seeing the religion of evolution get PWNED.

    That's why there are so many bitter little evotard scumwads below leaving pro atheist-cult idiocy in the comments section lol.

  • lame

    'nuff said

  • lol....wow

  • I weep for mankind. :'(

  • The ironic thing is that this video is getting pwned by evolutionist comments

  • Really? You've got to be kidding me! Maybe wazooloo you should get out of that van more often and actually look up the evidence which is in any credible history museum instead of making stupid videos of what you call pwnage which in reality just goes to show how unintelligent you are. I guess the living in the van thing is also a good example of this. Instead try educating yourself from something other than the bible and maybe your argument will begin to actually make sense!

  • Not sure if this is satire or if these people are really that stupid.

  • Are you kidding me? Someone who simply paraphrased Plantinga's argument was the best you found? Wow. Look, from one academic to ... well... In any case, as an academic, it is always more valuable to have done your own work, to have developed your own ideas, to add more to the discussion, than it is to simply quote another.

    Oh, and the argument is crap. Seriously. Even if we were to accept the *absurd* premise that Atheism leads to Solipsism, it says nothing about the validity of the Bible.

  • I am tryign to work out here...

    Where is the pwnage other than idiots being stupid?

    Is this satire? If this is the best that theists can do to try to dispute the fact of evolution then thats a very sad state of things and I am quite happy to know that this level of stupidity will one day be wiped out through the evolutionary process.

    Fuck me I am so glad that I am not this stupid.

  • @FatRakoon

    Sad news are, THEY are happy to be THAT stupid... Even this video is a parody of actual event, it can't make this less sickening.

  • Its a beautiful thing to be this ignorant and retarded and yet actually think that you are correct.

    I often wonder... How the hell do creationists actually feel to know that they are lying through their teeth and denying such an undeniable fact such as evolution, something that even the vatican has accepted that evolution cannot be anything other than the factual truth and yet these idiots come up with such stupidity that they actually think is proof against it.

    Its amazing!

  • Oh by the way Shockofdog is such an idiot he came in 5th lmao.

  • LOL..... I have never facepalmed so hard in my life.

    To the "winner", if he really wants to relinquish science tell him to stop using products of science that enable him to put out his bullcrap. Go back to living in the woods and use your hands to catch food.

  • The winners argument is flawed, neither case discounts a existence of solipsism.

  • I like how they use Venom and Neph as judges. You couldn't find a more useless pair tan these 2.

  • was that a green-screen you couldn't figure out how to use?

  • Wtf is this?! There is not a single "pwnage" in here... For fuck sakes go back to school and open a book. Right now I am writing thesis about deer on how they lost the front tooth (P1) trough evolution beacuse there was no use for it anymore... 1 more proff for evoulution. The sad fact is there is proff all around you, you just dont want to look for it.

  • really??this isnt satire??

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  • thumbs up if you watched creationist Cat b4 this

  • @isrealjason It won't let me :'(

  • First i found this video to be hilariouse.

    But after checking the channel out, i noticed that this was not satire...

  • @Turha101 it's not???

  • it feels like video arcade top 10 with the sick guitar riffs in the background. pure entertainment, really

  • I keep pressing the thumb down, but nothing happens.

  • @glifencible as usual, creationist love to censure other while keeping themselves safe from criticism

  • You couldn't make a better satirical video if you tried, this is so sad to watch. I am studying natural sciences and studies in evolution are treated identically to any other theory, with mountains of evidence, explanatory power and predictive capabilities, you only pick on it because it disagrees with your outdated religious views.

    All these supposed pwnages could be solved very simply by a quick trip to wikipedia, or if you're genuinely interested ask an actual college evolutionary biologist.

  • I have a question, since when does evolution disprove God? evolution is a just a theory of our existence and other living things, in our Universe. Besides the only way to disprove Christianity is by studying Christianity itself, Besides if you really think Evolution is such a threat to your evil religion doesn't that make it seem that you religion may be false?

  • I see lots of people who know nothing about evolution. If anybody thinks these are "disproofs" of evolution it shows their ignorance.

  • wow what a load of crock

  • @qarohc More like a load of crockoduck.

  • @qarohc Well you are watching a creationist video

  • I'm curious, Why are these religious arguments always held on the edge of scientific understanding? Is there no obvious (even to a layman) place this can be held? My understanding is, every time a religious tenet is proven wrong by science, religion either ignores fact or just jumps to the next thing. As in, it can be proven conclusively there is no physical evidence for a worldwide Flood. only local floods. Earth is not flat, Earth moves not sitting still.We are now to bacterial flagellum etc

  • What drivel. Ignorant people spouting ignorance.

  • If it were just a matter of explaining something once, and that being it, so much time could be saved.

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  • Your video is so stupid that every one that watched this video is now ten IQ points dumber! Including me, So yeah uh... yeah, How could you BE that DUMB?

  • You creatards will go to your graves still arguing over that which you have no say over, science.

  • Evolution is a Scientific Theory with more evidence in favor of it than the Theory of Gravity, it's not going anywhere. No matter what a handful of scientific illiterates and professional liars have to say about it.

  • They make this way too easy. I'd feel guilty ridiculing them, because it would be like making fun of an 8-year-old for not understanding basic algebra. I do have to say this list of usernames was very well sorted chronologically by IQ from highest to lowest.

    Wait, nevermind, I don't feel as guilty as I thought I would.

  • You got Nephy as a judge!?! WAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAAAA! Awesome. Just remember to hide your scotch and porn when he comes round.

    And Venom too, that dick has a God complex bigger than God's. Self-important little thieving weasel-turd. Asking for donations that he said will go to a sick kid's charity then pocketing the cash. What a nice Christian he is.

    What pleasant company you keep, Ian.

  • Imagine that. Ratings disabled.

  • Gosh how to people still believe in evolution when there are people on motorcycles telling you it isn't true, that should be the deathblow right?

  • Congratulations. You've outdone yourself. I mean, I knew this was gonna be an epic trainwreck. But I wasn't quite prepared for this level of epic fail. Still, the rationalist community owes you a debt of sorts..they'd have had to go and actually SEARCH for new material to pwn if it werent for this handy list you made.

  • So the best you could do in the top 5 is a retard on a bike just saying evolution isn't true? Brilliant.

  • So, this "contest" of videos by anti-evolutionists was judged by the likes of NephilimFree, VenomFangX, et al.? It's like the blind leading the blind.

    

  • This video perfectly illustrates why christianity is dying out all over the world. I mean who in thier right mind would want to associate them selves with dickeads of this calibre ?

  • For a giggle, go to @alternetdotorg/belief/148984/­why_religious_believers_are_so­_desperate_for_the_atheist_sea­l_of_approval/?page=entire.

  • This is like a lineup of famous youtubers who have spent no time learning the arguments opposing their personal opinions at all, ever. Well, except maybe the stuff written by people who agree with them already and propaganda for their viewpoint.

    You don't even have to be able to read anymore, guys. The arguments to defeat your position are so (relatively) simple, you can figure them out by watching other youtubers.

  • OH... I thought this was creatardism being pwned by real science. My bad. Thumbs WAY DOWN! :-D Cheers!

  • Illustrating entropy with a shoe?

  • What the fuck are all these idiots on?

  • I love this shit! Xians are always seeking the "Atheist Gold Seal of Approval".

  • A pwnage contest that rates other people's videos in which "Ratings have been disabled for this video". Can anyone say HYPOCRACY?

  • @foxlake02 I think I can

  • @foxlake02 I would give this comment a thumbs up but I can't.

  • You're...an idiot. My goodness, I'm just astounded.

  • Ohh boy, a cavalcade of willful ignorance, blatant stupidity, and outright lies, judged by a group of people who have been so thoroughly and utterly intellectually decimated at every turn.

    The truly pitiable thing is that you believe this tripe.

  • @sakar181

    Dont you know that lying for Jesus makes every lie true ?

    How can you be this ignorant :(

  • @dinomand

    True, but I was referring to Shockie boy [lies are kind of a give-in if you see shock]. What really worries me is that he joked in that video about almost being hit on the road, but he's not the only person on the road. His insane lies & rambling diatribes, most of which are reruns at this point, put *others* at harm. But it's not like he's thinking about that.

  • Thumbs down, by the way.

  • Wow... this is serious? Really? you're joking right? Please be joking... Humanity cannot handle these large amounts of stupid for very long...

  • Questions for the contenders!

    7th: Wich dating method? dussins of them.

    6th: What does abiogenises have to do with evolution?

    5th: Genetics, fossils, anathomy, taxonomy, geology.

    4th: Expanding universe!

    4th: We have amphibians to amniotes (first reptiles), synapsids to mammals, diapsids to bird.

    3rd: DNA works for law, military and medicine.

    2nd: WTF?? That sound like something from a religion.

    1st Place: Still need to prove the bible before insering it into the discussion.

  • You guys try so hard to be like us. Just come over to the dark side guys, there's plenty of knowledge for all...

  • Shit, I watched this whole video thinking it was a parody. Then I tried to click the like button, which was disabled, and thought: hm, that's strange. Now I think it's scary. I mean, these people don't show any symptoms of being mentally retarded, they are just religiously indoctrinated, which makes them both capable and insane.

  • how much stupid can you get in one video, this bloke edited this, was it to out stupid his contributers,if so then CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID.

  • If ignorance could be tapped for fuel, the US would not dependence on foreign oil. And in that list of booger pellets, NephilimFree alone could supply a major city for decades.

  • @bjeh001 As a Canadian it shames me to tell you the Ian Juby is a Canuck (smh)

  • So much fail in one place, how does this not video colapse on itself in single BS black hole?

  • "Rating have been disabled for this video". Well what a fucking surprise.

  • I stopped after 2 1/2 minutes cus Jubly had by then let the cat out the bag. His book is going to be primarily a manual on how to be a successful mountebank.

    Think I'll go chew the cud with street corner crack dealers, I'm particular about the kind of person I engage with and that will be a step up from here.

  • Disabled ratings....hmmmmm....that's odd. No wait, it's completely expected from a video maker that knows they will be drowned in down thumbs. Carry on.

  • wow, i found a whole channel of bone heads. i love it.

  • The fact that two people in this video, including the 'main presenter' forgot to add effects to their green screen suggests to me that this is satire. You're all only pretending to be morons, right?

  • @Misterb0z Unfortunately, no. "Dr." Ian Juby is the real thing, a true creationist.

  • It's sometimes hard to tell morons making videos from satire. Which one is this?

  • Thanks for providing an easy reference list to future, worthy Dim Bulbs of the Week. :)) And by the way, that list of judges constitutes one of the all-time great "brain(less) trusts."

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Cool, Claire. This imbecile has lined them up, now you can knock them down. These creatards insist on not evolving.

  • A book on how to make money by lying for Jesus. Should be a hit.

  • Wow, that was awesome. So much stupid in so little time.

    This is what happens when people voluntarily insert their heads up their own wazooloos.

  • @dingodavid

    Try reading a Biology or Genetics book kiddo, you may learn something.

    Preferably "Genetic Entropy" by the inventor of the gene gun, geneticist Dr. John Sanford (Creationist scientist).

    Real science works better then magical mutation theories and unfound, non-existent "ape-men shared ancestors".

  • @DisprovingEvolution

    "Genetic Entropy"

    Everything in that book is contradicted by experimental data. Sanford also gets his mathematics completely wrong.

    "magical mutation theories"

    Then explain all the evidence for these theories.

    "ape-men shared ancestors."

    Again, explain all the evidence for the shared ancestry of human beings and other apes. Start with ERVs and continue from there. I'm curious.

  • @DisprovingEvolution LOL.

    'Creationist Scientist'. Now there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one. Sounds like a riff from a crappy MST3K movie.

    'John Sanford -- Creationist Scientist!' ~ 'Rex Dart -- Eskimo Spy!' : D

  • @dingodavid Yeah, like Isaac Newton was a "scientist"... what a joke (rim shot).

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  • well that was shite

  • The last argument actually uses evolution as an argument against naturalism, so I find it ironic that it won as its more of an attack on a philosophy and not a science.

  • out of touch losers ..following a death cult fools cant wait till the Islamic kill all you christian numskulls so i can the join the Jews who kill the Muslims then enslave the Hindus and budists the kid in second place wasn't "created "to good he looks slow and has poor eyesight

  • This is comedy, right?

  • @glasshammer52 Sadly, no.

  • More like "self pwnage". What a lovely collection of ignorance...

  • good satire. could be on comedy central

  • What is the use of all of this? You're not fooling anybody, really. Everybody who has delved into the subject matter of evolution knows that this is nothing but a parade of lies. The only people buying into this nonsense are those who have decided to remain willfully ignorant anyway.

  • They are all just awful. And I completely understand why you wouldn't want to commit to doing any more if these were the best you got!

  • what a load of shit ! and why is there no voting enabled ?

  • Ah the smell of dishonesty in the air. That or the smell of NephillimFree's alcoholic breath...

  • This is priceless!

    The winner is the one who claims that evolution is false because God exists. He uses Solipsism as his reason for God and then does the usual christian 180, and passes the charge of Solipsism on to the Atheist. Priceless!

    You should rename this video: " Finalists and winner of the EPIC Evolution SELF-Pwnage contest. "

  • Oh how sweet god worshipers have their own version of the crocduck awards. lol. Sigh.

  • What I would like to see is a video on the *positive* evidence for the existence of your particular deity, rather than just "evidence against evolution" (I'm sure you already realise that even if you could disprove evolution it would not prove your beliefs by default), because that is the only way you will convince people that what you claim is true.

    Whatever you deem that evidence to be I'd like to see your best examples of it. I eagerly await that video.

  • I'm a HUGE fan of Laurel and Hardy, but, let's be honest, Olly looks a bit lost without Stan, doesn't he? I mean he's nearly funny, but all this stupid clowning just doesn't work without his comic side-kick. However, I liked the spoof promo for a manual on professional video production, it juxtaposed really well with the awful presentation clumsiness, confusing clips and hesitant narration. But Olly needs Stan to get those big FAT belly laughs.

  • I like 6th place "The Greatest Missing link" the self powered, self repairing, self replicating cell, seems like nothing much has progressed since Darwin.

  • Has TheScienceFoundation made yet another YouTube account or is that just an inspired fan of his mirroring his name?

  • @Sickopath333 Why so accusatory?

    My other channel has been the object of a flagging campaign.

  • I find it rather reassuring that the absolute best creationists can bring at this point is poorly trying to censor comments on youtube.

  • @TheScienceFoundation get a life please

  • @DeJay17Revolution

    Your religious opinions can't seem to replace science.

    Why do you suppose that is?

  • @DeJay17Revolution

    "get a life please"

    Get an education, please.

  • What bothers me is that TheScienceFoundation and odinata have been responding to arguments while Nephy copies and pastes the same old drivel but its them who get marked as spam. Why?

  • If these are the best arguments against evolution, science has nothing to worry about. Creationist's should be embarrassed by their lack of understanding of basic science.

  • @hugenex2000 Even if evolution is false, these videos are all a joke. They are not arguments against evolution, or any science but arguments against their misunderstandings of science. Strawman arguments.

  • @yugyfoog Even if evolution is false? Evolution is false! If you need specifics from biology, genetics and/or comparative genomics I am ready, willing and able to provide it; assuming that you have at least a general understanding of evolutionary biology. We could start anywhere you like; homology, genetics, comparative analysis, etc... anything. Although these videos may not convince you (I haven't seen most of them anyway) the evidence is but an email away.

  • It would be wonderful if you could give those specific examples at the League of Reason. I know they would be the first time I would have seen them (if they are real and not already debunked). You also do not have to worry about character limits at the League of Reason, so you can take the time to type up a proper response.

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  • Speaking for myself, all the specific examples given by creationists always turn out to be misunderstandings that they hold or out-right lies by either them or the source they are citing. I really cannot wait to see what data you have that contradicts biological evolution that no biological scientist has seen yet. Stop by the forum whenever you like to present your data. This is the last message you will get from me, because flame wars on YouTube are pointless.

  • @hugenex2000 Scientists say evolution is true, but you think you know more than them? I have a B.S. in biology which I guess mean I have a general understanding of biology. Let's see your "evidence."

  • @yugyfoog "scientists"? ALL of them? I don't think so. Ian produced and interviewed six scientists who switched from evolutionism to creationism because of the evidence. Take my challenge, Yugyfoog. Find six scientists who went the other way and do the same. Any six will do.

  • @Orenotter What evidence changed their mind from evolution to creation? Name a single example. Instead of a fallacious appeal to authority (and what is probably dishonesty from Ian) why not try actually presenting the evidence yourself?

  • @Orenotter If you had any real evidence, you would convince a lot more than 6 scientists!

  • @yugyfoog Some of the evidence is on my blog and more is on my channel where you will find a link to my blog. But you can find the evidence on