Dino Rex review

[Teddytheteddybear]

They only things good about the game are the music and the realistic values

[Teddytheteddybear]

How to jump: press down then up

[glitchedgamer]

I like the guys with the whips taming the dinosaurs. It's like a Pokemon battle.

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

Autistic AVGN ripoff says gay bullshit for 6 minutes and 5 seconds .flv

[jweinrub]

Great review man!

[axecalibore]

I'm a terrible player, but being a pussy works! I stayed alive like 20 rounds. I suck at Primal Rage because I'm too retarded to do special moves and combinations.

[glitchedgamer]

@axecalibore No one can blame you. Primal Rage's special move and fatality button combinations were terrible.

[axecalibore]

I stayed alive by being defensive. It's the same way I stay alive in MK3. I start the round backing up as far as I can go, lash out defensively like mad, and do a lot of jumping to confuse the PC. Vary the attack, defense, defense, don't let him get a fix on you, don't be an easy target. Back against the wall, let him come to your turf, cheese the hell out of him.

[axecalibore]

It is a terrible game, but I play it on a PC emulator with keyboard only, and I went 12-15 rounds one night after figuring out a strategy, and could have gone longer if I hadn't gotten bored. Now I don't quite remember the trick anymore, but I have the general idea.

[Teddytheteddybear]

The sound effects are so ANNOYING!!!!

[walkamileforyou]

Considering you thought River City Ransom sucked, which thereby proves you are a retard, this game is probably really fucking awesome. Go choke on a dick!

[Thebestever441]

@walkamileforyou Opinions are opinions. You can't always agree on everything.

If I hate Justin Bieber, does that make me a retard? Nope.

[Thebestever441]

I love how dinosaurs can JUMP

and lol at the below comment.

[Trancemaster2052]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[retyhabmore]

LOL you should review more shitty games please :)

[kwelboss]

I will pay £1m for this game.

[Loader2K1]

To be fair on the game's intro, Taito was notorious for Engrish in their video games, particularly their arcade games. In my humble opinion, Taito's biggest offender of the English language was their Lethal Enforcers ripoff from 1994, Operation Wolf 3.

[TheSchoolWorld]

You're a little harsh on this game. It came out in 1992, yet utilized claymation rendering before clayfighter, dino battles before primal rage, a super bar preceding SSF2 and stage interactivity more in-depth then MK. That, and a pretty slick in-game move tutorial, also pretty new to fighting games. It may suck, but so did the first street fighter. -and that's not uncommon when you're the first of anything. And for the record, humans were in primal rage too, so they're just as guilty.

[dragonstormx]

@TheSchoolWorld

Primal Rage was set in the present day, and you don't control dinosaurs, you control gods that look dinosaurs that were released by a meteor impacting the Earth.

[spider486]

Primal Rage and Dino Rex are both shit in my opinion

[SpelKille]

That looked AWESOME

[spoonshiro]

Primal Rage wasn't great, but compared to this turd it's a masterpiece!

[MrThommyL]

Thats a fucking AVGN spoof.

[FinalFantasySquare]

Dinosaur and human may have lived togather. Go search Acámbaro figures. they are ancient figures that accurately dipicts what dinosaurs. humans was a slave race engineer by this annunaki race from planet nibiru. In fact december 21 2012 is when planet nibiru pass by earth and cuase a polar shift. The annunakis come to re enslave humans to mine more golds and do other labor tasks!

[BatesKrisbates]

What the crap, did the Irate Gamer write that opening text?

[Shirozarusama]

If you're looking for a better dinosaur fighting game, I sorta recommend you the new Battle of Giants: Dinosaur Strike! Just to tell you, it's only for the Wii, if you have one . The graphics are pretty good, but in my opinion, how the dinosaurs fight are freaking awesome! There more than 18 dinos and still think it's cool! You should get it! :)

[yoshi109692]

the chars are made with toys.......

this game sucks.

[FinalFantasySquare]

Shitty translation. I think the word ride was suppose to be meant ruled. Clay figure must be a reference to those OOpart (Ica stones and clay dinos figure) in south america. The backgroun looks like mesoamerican which is mexico, not south america.

[Gruntzilla94]

This game is TERRIBLE!!!

I played it and regret it!

Also I did research and the only reason no ones heard of this game is because there are only 3 in existence and they don't even have a cabinet just a motherboard.

[totrice]

dinorex its not that terrible game its arlright.

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

It's like Midway's Mortal Kombat? Blood existed in fighting games way before Mortal Kombat. For digitized sprites in fighting games, Home Data's Reikai Doushi and Atari's Pit-Fighter arcades were the first to have them.

Dino Rex's merit is being the first fighting game to allow players to attack their opponents that are laying down, which is called the "down attack". This feature was popularized by Sega's Virtua Fighter series, Sunsoft's Waku Waku 7 and SNK's Art of Fighting 3.

[1978stimpy]

love this guy hes so funny.

[obeyikon]

dude needs to blow his nose.

hella nasally and whiny.

[roastybeer]

You can hear this guy mashing the button while his dinosaur is caught in a hold and he yells "why isn't he biting?!?" it's because you're getting attacked, fool. and the graphics do not suck at all for 1992- those sprites are huge. and did you know that this game is also where barney the fat purple dinosaur got his start? as long as you can tolerate old school graphics and getting stunned when you're hit (like in every fighting game ever made), this game is a must try.

[a7xsongs69]

hahaha dude funny as shit

[xxashyy]

This game looks fucking terrible!! Look at the shadows on the dinosaurs. They're all washed out. What the fuck did the developers use to video record the stop motion? What was is a super 8 camera? They could have done wayyyy better than this.

[Khomradeigor]

I am of the option that this game is balls.

[MRpuppetJR]

its not that bad

[ganjar420]

Wow AVGN ripoff, almost turned it off with the first two sentences. This game actually looks not too bad with the tumble/cat fight action and slamming into walls.

[FirefighterSchuetz]

@ganjar420 filmnstuff > AVGN hands down. AVGN is boring lol this dude is hilarious

[Megalodon64]

wow that roar at the begging and end of the fight is so dam horrible and annoying.anyone who made this game must have been on crack or something

[SkipyOnline]

This game is so bad that i didn't know it existed. Horrible

[leoviper]

This game looks like diarrea.

[comicshaun07]

the only thing i like about this game is the destruction. if primal rage had some buildings or towers you could knock ur opponent threw, id be happy. Either way im happy with how primal rage turned out.

[gordonbourbonbiscuit]

You suck dude, this game is totally ACE!!!  RO-RO-ROAR!!!

[SniperStorm7]

You got that right Primal Rage is the best

[atchley62]

Considering how the beginning of the video says it's going to use profanity in a hunorous context, why would you get offended by this. dumbass. Good video though

[morethanonecheese]

Even though this game kinda sucks it's got style. After you beat the last dinosaur boss you fight the evil king hand-to-hand as your human character and when you win, a horde of hot amazon groupies flock to you. No lie. GUIDE TO WINNING: find a good special move and spam it over and over again, it's honestly not that hard.

[Kuantro]

although this is a crappy game there was actually clay pots and figures found in south america and the morons that the developers are, made a game around that.

[coruscant100]

How can you like this game?!?!?!? I would spend a ton of quarters to see if I could get pass the first day and never did. This game is virtually impossible to beat.

[MrWaterwatcher]

I agree. It sounds difficult.

[ultiamatekirbyfan42]

hey DJVa11a how about you go fuck yourself also gamefaq is probably the most stupid site in the history of forever

[TheXLink]

You post them to yourself? Your life is kinda sad

[spoonshiro]

Nothing worse than a GameFAQs kid.

[CustardGanet]

sure primal rage is better,but that aint sayin much now is it.

[obdcla77]

primal rage  is better

[MCK35]

the screaming is terrible! If I had a child playing this, I would throw the game out of the window.

[coruscant100]

Did Taito ever make one good game?

[PlusmaGun]

Taito has mostly created good games, like Blue Shadow, The First Funky Fighter and Puchi Carat. And don't get me started on the legendary Bubble Bobble franchise...

[coruscant100]

Oh well, I must have missed them because I played a lot of crappy Taito games back in the day, so I guess I jumped to conclusions, sorry about that.

[MrWaterwatcher]

Good question, coruscant.

[brybish]

are there any good dino games?????????

[coruscant100]

Try Jurassic Park for the Sega Genesis, then tell me that game is not good.

[JayDee284]

Cadillac and Dinosaurs arcade is great play it on Mame

[brybish]

the cactus? well no just wipe the ef-ing thing and go down the pub.

[brybish]

got this on mame76 and yes it is s**t.

[MrWaterwatcher]

I liked how you said "What?" at 1:18 lol

[NarugaVSTigarex]

oh man primal rage is definitley way better thann this piece of shit.

[Kousaburo]

That's a fantastic opening. "Dinorex is a terrible game."

Says it all.

[theboombody]

I thought this game looked pretty cool. The sprites are huge and they fly like crazy across the screen when they take a big hit. Plus the interaction with that tower thing in the background was awesome. Of course bad controls can ruin all of these things in a heartbeat.

[brybish]

its a video game so what.nice tune though.

[brybish]

ok got to say it this guy has got to get a life.

[halik1231]

there giving each other hickeys

[Nightshift10000]

Actually believe it or not there are ancient Sculptures of People riding Dinosaurs as if those people actually did once.

[DisembowelMe]

Haha, sure they are actually dinosaurs?

[Nightshift10000]

Well were would they get the Idea?

[DisembowelMe]

Dno man. Imagination?

Maybe the statues are.. faked? Worn down? something missing from the whole thing?

I'd like to see something about these sculptures though.

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

dinos and humans never lived together, never!!!!

[khangastain]

He brings his aggresion to the game too much, whats with the F word 24/7

[rapperrico]

i got that game for my arcade cabinet look at my videos theres some gameplay of it

[Fajjani]

To what console is this shit game made?

[Gman513]

whoah my name in clubpenguin is that. i didnt know dinorex was famous!????

[Thekillertrain]

lol its funny when u said shut the fuck up to the dinosaurs

[ultramegaunknown]

This game has a horrible color pallete

Almost nothing but puke-brown and green

[sociobalto]

ffwd

[chimp644]

lol this cheese ball is all most crying lmfao!!!!!

[chimp644]

i remember this

[TheElecmanShow]

in the second round your dinosaure got fucked in the ass when you lost. lol

[KingOfZilla]

wait what the fuck. the allosaurus is gwangi. they cant even make up there own characters fuck.

[MutatedIguana]

Gwangi is incomparable to this game and Harryhausen wouldn't let them use his models anyway.

[KingOfZilla]

i ment to say it looked like him not the same thing. of course he wouldn't let them use his modle! What, do you think i'm some sort of idiot!

[MutatedIguana]

No, not at all.

[alldaysmurkman]

lol it's a old game the late 80's it's done and over with

[hilcoop1]

this game was not made in the 80's. weren't you listening? this game was made in 1992 as you can see at the beginning

[glitchhunter09]

Taito made it so difficult so they could make money. They figured since the player was likely to spend more coins playing if the game was harder. Too bad it doesn't work in Chuckie Cheeses' or any of those other ticket/token arcades so the player would just be wasting more tokens. Not really worth it. I like the fact you can throw your opponent into things but other than that this game sucks.

[egdeltur666]

yeah... because everyone knows video games absolutely have to adhere to the most strict scientific line of reasoning. I mean, Ice beams? levitating platforms? None of that stuff appears in worthwhile games, like... oh wait, I just remembered:

It's a fucking video game.

Thanks for the video though. There was an issue with some asshole talking in the background so I had to turn the sound off after awhile, but just seeing this game in action is worth it.

[Samoutuomas]

Great review :)

[logoman6654]

-_- some ones pissed XD

[logoman6654]

lol shut the fuck up no one wants 2 here u talk!!

[littlegreengamer]

the title of this game cracks me up, as well as everything else i've seen about it. keep up the good work. :)

[kwelboss]

I was gonna put a Euro in to the co-op to play this yesterday. The background damage you can do looks good. I'd love to see the other dino models.

[kevtiz]

You should review Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six for the NES to see if its shit or a hit.

[filmnstuff]

I used Camstudio to record the footage. You can download it for free. Just google camstudio. I'd post a link for you, but it won't let me do that.

[chaklawin]

With what program you used to record the gameplay of this video and is she (the program) free?

[roboshark3]

rofl, nice score.

[WhoRunBarterTown]

I thought Primal Rage was shit. So does that make Primal Rage the shit out of Dino Rex's ass?

[WhoRunBarterTown]

Oh come off of it people, Primal Rage wasn't THAT good.

[askmemyusername]

watch i dont want to argue but there is a rather large fan basis and i'm 14 so some one who was to young to play it when came out so i think it is at least good so ya

[aguyok]

Man this game looks like shit.

Great to see another review.

[jediking12]

The Graphics are ass

[MyAssHasWorms]

Haha that game is bad! Now I dont have to review it! Filmnstuff is da man! 5/5