are these people trying to act as poorly as possible? really. sounds a little bit like EVERYONE in the film is doing that grade-school style monotone robot voice. so maybe the robot holocaust is that everybody has been turned into a robot! oh what a shyamalan-esque twist.. bringing this movie down to about the crappiness level of "lady in the water"
remove their tongue? i guess that makes the mating kind of lame.
This movie suffers from all the ills listed below, plus one more... It's hard to convey any emotional attachment to the characters without any CLOSE-UPS...
Very true. All you need is some real actors, some actual sets, better dialogue, directing, lighting and camera work, improved editing and sound - and it would be a pretty good movie!
The "She-lands" that sounds like a great place to live, speaking as a woman myself. "We use men to breed future warriors of women..." "Cool" "And then we destroy them" *sadly* "Oh" I want to be a warrior woman! XD
Wish Cinematic Titanic would do this...
mrgb46 1 month ago
if i were skeptical i'd say this is hilarious
neoterous 6 months ago in playlist MST3K
I get it, this is an anti-feminist film!
(Kidding.)
coliho 6 months ago
"we have no history, we have always been here."
"So.... you have a history."
sinkingswamp 9 months ago 3
@abombinreverse I effin love that line. Made it a part of my repertoire.
whoisdickieschnabel 1 year ago
"There's an IMDB thread which has it that this is 'not bad enough to be 'so bad it's good' '"
I'd say it can't be 'so bad it's good', because it's simply worse than bad.
pierstheoneandonly 1 year ago 4
"Go to the U.N. building. It's right behind you."
"Follow the yellow brick road."
The bad and disjointed English can only mean that these are high school students.
globbo100 1 year ago
We have no history. We have always been here.
...so you have a history
Twilightisafterlight 2 years ago 3
"His name is Neo!"
Oh if only The Matrix had been made sooner, that would have been hilarious...
CheezeFox 2 years ago
This is the 10th episode of season 1. You can see Joel and the 'bots riffing more and getting more comfortable in the skits.
vveq 2 years ago 4
Well, at least that man is going to die happy after mating with several dozen women. Lucky guy!
ElveeKaye 2 years ago
Oh, my head...this is dreadful...
wrght9185 2 years ago
I'm guessing the latter half of this was the director/writer's commentary on feminism.
Yeah, subtle.
rabidrabbitshuggers 2 years ago
"You cowardly bitch"
Haha, I love their argument.
JackKlompus13 2 years ago
3:06
Those guys are ready for some FOOTBALLLLL!
DarthMorbius1977 2 years ago 3
are these people trying to act as poorly as possible? really. sounds a little bit like EVERYONE in the film is doing that grade-school style monotone robot voice. so maybe the robot holocaust is that everybody has been turned into a robot! oh what a shyamalan-esque twist.. bringing this movie down to about the crappiness level of "lady in the water"
remove their tongue? i guess that makes the mating kind of lame.
chusidhe 2 years ago
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@chusidhe "remove their tongue? i guess that makes the mating kind of lame."
lol, yeah, kinda limits foreplay, i would imagine
pretorious700 1 year ago
I think we're in for deep hurting.
rcevey2 2 years ago 5
I don't think I've ever seen a more static, uncreative use of a camera. I love this movie, it's SO horrible.
pretorious700 2 years ago
"And he has nothing to say about this?"
"I think he'd highly recommend it."
Ecronyte 2 years ago
Not really New terra but New York
JamesThompson92 2 years ago
"He speaks to me telepathically"
-more like telepathetically. ha!
animegrrl5k 2 years ago
"I guess it's a wasteland , if you dont count that big city behind you" 5:58
BUCKWHEATOBAMA 2 years ago 4
omg this movie hurts so much
-hero
fordieform 2 years ago
This movie suffers from all the ills listed below, plus one more... It's hard to convey any emotional attachment to the characters without any CLOSE-UPS...
canudigit3000 2 years ago
"Our numbers grow each day (thanks to me!)"
Why does the corny voiceover remind me of Keifer Sutherland?
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago
Such charisma. Such delivery.
"Look at that, she's stuffed with kleenex."
antistrunt 2 years ago
Crow seems to be having some problems this episode XD
his face is in a constant state of 'Ah-Duuuuuuuuuuh~'
RavenXeo 3 years ago 2
I didn't know that robots could scale trees like that.
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago
"Neo" seems to have lost his telepathethic powers. Maybe he traded them for extra air filters for his new crew of extras.
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago 4
Haha What is the point of the voice over?
WhoseLineFanXD 3 years ago
Like a lot of old sci-fi movies, the ideas and plot of this one isn't *bad*, but the overall execution of it is terrible.
GreatSwordNH 3 years ago 7
Very true. All you need is some real actors, some actual sets, better dialogue, directing, lighting and camera work, improved editing and sound - and it would be a pretty good movie!
antistrunt 2 years ago 13
Crow's face at 1:35 XD
Eliwood10 3 years ago
The "She-lands" that sounds like a great place to live, speaking as a woman myself. "We use men to breed future warriors of women..." "Cool" "And then we destroy them" *sadly* "Oh" I want to be a warrior woman! XD
sillygrl23 3 years ago 7
It sounds like a land of nagging, bitch-fits and terrible driving.
PdPdrums25 2 years ago
@PdPdrums25 Kinda like the USA at present
pretorious700 1 year ago
Hey...It's great...
EternalGuardian07 3 years ago
Woman: *after being defeated* By the rules of my tribe I belong to you to do as you will with me...
Crow: *excitedly* Alll right!
sillygrl23 3 years ago 5
Narrator: "A knife is placed on the ground."
Servo: "A voice over is placed in the script."
JohnnyUndaunted 3 years ago 14