Hooray for Doomsday!

[MrTubarr]

*dies of laughter*

[camed93]

fuckin jeffery

[roflpwned]

oh shit noooooo the world pls dont end

[Sonserf369]

I want a cookie :3

[TheSomnambulist06]

Nah, the world ended early. My PS3 yellow lighted again

[superfalcon123]

Can you just send me the goat instead? And I bet $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that the world will NOT end in 2012.

[AllNamesWereOccupied]

@superfalcon123 If the world ends you will have to give me my $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­, then we will see who is laughing when I am driving my Ferrari down to.... Oh wait

[TheHeidelbergKid]

I can haz cooky?

[MelookTheGreat]

Cookie please.

[ddduuurrrppp]

may i have a cookie

[krisstaar]

Cookie!!

[Pusi85]

May I have my cookie, please?

[SuperFlameRing]

1:40 It's Jeffery!

[TheDuffyDean]

Brilliant

[gamersean1]

funny thing is Jesus was born in the year 7

[lewiss1100]

That's clearly NOT the bible he is reading from!

The rapture of the church is a sure thing!

However No ONE knows the day or hour this will happen

Be ready at all times in season & out of season.

Those left behind can gladly have my things for I no longer need them

For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world & loose his own soul?

Man can have this world ALL I WANT IS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ddduuurrrppp]

@lewiss1100 sigh... you sir are a dumbass dont belive me read over your comment

[mikefromwa]

@lewiss1100: "Man can have this world ALL I WANT IS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shut up, you douche bag.

[AllNamesWereOccupied]

@mikefromwa Yet he hangs around his computer claiming "I do not care for materialistic wealth, wait, let me just start my computer and comment on YouTube how I do not care about YouTube and how Christ is my savior".

[mikefromwa]

@AllNamesWereOccupied: Yep. If he was really so devout he would give all of his stuff to the poor, as Jeebus himself commanded. He uses the fruits of science to promote an anti-science mythology, and sees nothing ironic about it. It would be funny, if only he wasn't so creepy and brainwashed.

[marzbigman]

I bet $1,000,000 i'm going to be rich!

[sdv73168]

LMFAO!

[yousuxalot]

Sad how brainwashed all these dumb fucks are

[KittenKoder]

The one point this video made that the fundies won't accept: The christian bible was written by humans and has changed so much with each new version .... even if there was any fact in it, it's long long long gone.

[slurrrpee]

Great video

[MrBetterGame]

Didn't Penn and Teller come up with this?

[TheTomconroy]

I want a cookie

[Ebsil0n]

I want my cookie.

[PeterPopoff1090]

the book of b *cough cough* ullshit.

Lmaooo

[zoliking2]

I would like my cookie please.

[ashleyshelhon]

SEND ME A COOKIE

[TheFirstRevelation]

LOL JEFFREY IS IN THE MAYAN PICTURE!!!

[MisterRedstone]

Lol, planted in Sodom and Gomorrah when Lot's wife gets turned into salt...

[cropathfinder]

yes on 2012 all religions shall be proven wrong as haruhi awakens to her godhood and only that faithfull haruhiists, timetravelers ,ESPers and aliens shall be taken into the next world as the world shall be destroyed by giant mosters created by her boredom xD

HAIL HARUHI OR DIE!

[mrhoopstafilms]

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36

[Velox415]

I want a cookie.

[najhoant]

You could have mentioned that the actual Genesis 19:25 passage was "And he overthrew those cities, and all the valley, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and what grew on the ground." You actually had me spooked there for a while! How did you change it?

[Burneri]

Can i has a cookie? Bwetty plees

[IamJustinAdam3]

I wish they could have predicted the 2012 doomsday sooner than they did. This waiting is getting annoying. I want to laugh at all of these idiots NOW!

[Socika14]

Well, the pay out is amazing so I feel like I need to make a bet and get a cookie.

5€ bet that the world will end!

(I didn't say when but it sure as hell will end someday so u owe me 50 000€) xD

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

May I please have a cookie?

[uru301]

Fuck the cookie! I want the super model!

[Weemancake]

OBEY

[Slolz247]

what was that music at the end

[axel27ldt]

omg!!! for a second i really thought that was in the bible? lol

[tianang77]

@axel27ldt

Me too! I checked the bible to find the verse XD.

[Arodarkplane1]

@axel27ldt lol me too I even looked it up.

[najhoant]

@axel27ldt Same here. I had to look it up to find out that it was fake. Had me spooked for a while!

[priceoffame]

Boink a boat! sail a supermodel! I think I just laughed for about a minute straight. XD

[GameReviewer1987]

Sail a supermodel :D

[atheistem]

I want a cookie!

[bdoherty44]

I want a cookie.

[AlmoTrademark]

@Str8ballinjj I don't ussually get jokes... lol... I fail :P

[Tmanstext]

I bet one dollar, just to be safe. Also, I wan't a cookie, please.

[The420DeLiRiUm]

Cooooooookiiiiiieeeee.....

?!?!

[CaptainSpellingError]

Darkmatter, I demand my cookie. I DEMAND IT SO HARD

[zacrl1230]

Okay, can I have a cookie now? Oh and to anyone willing to make the bet, I'm paying better odds, send your money to me!

[qualivia]

Can I have my cookie now?

[Netheeros]

I WANT A COOKIE!! Can I have a cookie please? O.O

[Ishanaroya]

Wait, wait, wait! I get to sail a supermodel!!! OMG! I am so in on this!

Hehe, I love these videos!

[Sophiatheamazing]

hahaha how about if I win you marry me ?

[qualivia]

0:45

[neoman121]

*OBEY* your so terrible at subliminal messages. -_- I love it!

[AlieNation52]

lol

[ADragonAmongRoses]

i wanna cookie please :D

[geyza0711]

we´re toast its so obvious

[BrandonSchleifer]

Darkmatter2525, can I please have a cookie? Thank you.

[aaqucnaona94]

What book is that?

[aaqucnaona94]

Lol at the 2012 is true subliminal - anyone else spot that?

[shiftdrive81]

XD jeffrey XD



[Boot1998]

wait it says 2012 AFTER christ's return

[lockheart120]

hmmmm, instead of spending that money on the bet, buy a guilded expensive bible, go down to your local church, stand up in the middle of the aisle during a sermon, on the 21st of the last month of 2012 and light it on fire

[Joey44J]

I want cookies

[cr4yv3n]

*OBEY*

[TheRic5000]

Cookies XD

[myunicorniseatingme]

This is the book of *COUGH COUGH COUGH* verse 25:25. Darkmatter2525. 2525. Fucking Genius.

[algeeman]

Send me cookie... please?

[louib716]

why the fuck would i want a million dollars if ive just been blown out of existance? lol

[myunicorniseatingme]

@louib716 Exactly. XD Do you not get the joke?

[nn101198]

Can I have a cookie

[solidawesomeness]

1:40 is that jeffrey?

[MoralRapist]

The Mayan calendar was misinterpreted,

[megakarl100]

I want a cookie

[KiraNirvanna]

D= Cookie? Fat Free? purdy please <3

[satanisthetruegod666]

so... do i get a cookie?

[PINKPOLKADOTS97]

Can I have a cookie please?

[filek1011]

Can I have a cookie?

[timebomb45]

by jesus's return dont they mean Resurrection, which was in 33 AD, so wouldnt the world end in 2045??

[JetAge96]

cookie?

[naivepyro]

I want my cookie! :p

[justmymage]

Obey?

No thank you.

[crazyalexal]

can i have cookie



[MegaNyannyannyan]

Haha. Did anyone else see Jeffrey in the Mayan calendar? He was in the middle. Nice photoshop!

[TheApatheistic1]

Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster will rule all!

(Along side the Invisible Pink Unicorn.)

[snake13232]

dude that's the aztec sunstone not the mayan calander.

[DremordDrale]

Is that real or fake? the bible thing of course. I dont own a bible xD

[AlmoTrademark]

Where in the bible was that! !!!!! I want to use that against my christian friends!! WHERE IS IT !!! I NEED IT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

[JeffreyRegistre]

sail a super model, lol.

[bubbleheadash]

Cookie?

[mitchellguittar10]

i am going to bet you negative $100

[weworld2]

cookie...please...

[CriKKKeycrocodile]

Haha cuz if you won the money would be pointless cause we'd all be dead

[demoloader12]

@CriKKKeycrocodile

Vice versa. If he won the money, then 2012 never happened which means no one would die from the 2012 prophecy.

But if he lost the bet, then everyone would die, so he wouldn't need to pay anyone.

[jamzilla960]

i love the photoshop jeffrey in the mayen calender.

[ImDiffrentSoWhat]

It said to ask for a cookie. But screw the cookie, I want your bible. It's a lot cooler than the one my aunt shoves at me.

[doombybbr]

oh and if i did bet AND won..... i wouldn't need the money

[doombybbr]

give me that cookie

[VannahWilson]

Lol! Um…cookie?

No seriously I really want a cookie, really badly.

[alexchris32]

cookie?

[TheGoatherdGod]

AWw man.. you stole my idea :(

[sillyperson26]

can i have a cookie?

[zTx1001]

Ok,,... So Ed of the world is next year... So... People... Stop making babies....

[zTx1001]

Is that Jeffry in the Mayan Calender from 1:37 ????

[jingeshan24]

hey what about me?!?! i want my cookie too!!!!

[vnelly3]

toy store!!

[utfishman115]

and now i want a cookie...

[dogfight156]

so... it's been about a year, did anyone send you any money?

[dogfight156]

awesome! 

[ChrisTheHealey]

For you idiots out there, he was joking about the 2012 prophecy in the bible, if look in 720p in fullscreen, you can see that that passage was from the book of "blah blah blah"

atheism FTW

p.s. i want a cookie

[terceldude]

I can't wait for the end since I am not happy living anymore!!! Many people are trying to take away my happiness by making certain things stay illegal!! Man-made law, it sucks!!!

[crescentrolls90]

Oh and... I can has cookie? :3

[toetapanter9]

@crescentrolls90 thou shall haz coockies :)

[crescentrolls90]

@toetapanter9 HUZZAH! :D And you shall have a cookie too!

[crescentrolls90]

Oh how I love the Jeffery face on the calendar! xD

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

...Can I have a cookie? 

PWEEASE? :3

[Zataic56789]

I

WANT

A

COOKIE!!!!

[HolyHogShit]

he better hope millions of atheists bet the wrong way to pay all the people who were right when it doesnt happen!

i always feel like i am being watched when i go poo! even when no one is home! what if 2012 is real! and i dont know if banks and such will be the easiest to deal with when all the shananigans begin!

[01010010Binary]

Ahhh! first of all I just want to say ''COOKIE'' Its a cool bet but where will I spend all that money. Everyone will be dead and if im alive to collect the money I lose the bet. In fact you and I both have to be dead in order for me to win this bet.

[RoCdOtAoWnsXD]

smart bet! cause if it happens you die so you lose nothing! :D

[Bishop5466]

My bible said only gpd knows when the end komeith

[BelialAndar]

@Bishop5466 Did you not also realize the Jeffery face on the calender?

[takerumiyamoto]

Hahahaha Funny. What you suppost to do to 1 million Dollars if the world end.

[bigbluefungus]

COOKIE.

[judasishmael]

And, btw, I've boinked a boat and I don't care what they say, the motion of the ocean is not what 'it' is. God damn dingies...

[judasishmael]

Ooh! I want a cookie! Do I get to pick the flavor, because I like chocolate chip; chewy, of course.  I have simple tastes.

[judasishmael]

I'm agnostic and I think that 2012 business is absolute rubish! That being said, I'm still taking the day off from work just as I did on May 21, 2011 and just as I will do on October 21, 2011. Why? Because, even though I know it's absolute rubish, I refuse refuse refuse to die at work. At home, on a plane, in a car, in a train, even with fox in a box at the docks kicking rocks, but NOT at work. I spend enough of my life there, I don't want to spend my death there as well.

[TheVideoGamer5x]

I bet $100,000,000,000 to all the people in all the religions in the world that 2012 is not going to happen

[plowingzero]

@TheVideoGamer5x and if it does you won't have to pay them anyway because we're dead. hahaha

[yahwehsservant]

was that Jefferey in the middle of the mayan Calender

[judasishmael]

@yahwehsservant Yes it was! I didn't even catch that until I read your post! Thanks!

[zTx1001]

@yahwehsservant K... Thought I was the only one who noticed... =P

[bvssvni]

C is for ...

[tyler9862]

umm what book and testment?

[sparbaroku]

Definitely going to need that cookie. BITCH! hahaha

[blitzviridis]

Ok, where's my cookie?

[TheRatsintheWalls]

I also desire circular baked goods.

[micropirate12]

I can haz cookie?

[LadyRowanoak]

I want my cookie, you oompa loompa lovin' motherfucker!

[Blueberry8557]

hey guys guess what? when 2012 does not happen the bible will be wrong and the religous morons will see there is no god. they will see the light!

[SlayerTime16]

@Blueberry8557 blinded by the light they wont be because they have sunglasses made out of FAITH, something only DEATH can break from their grasps, they will stay blind till they die of suicide as their last doomsday theory is disproved. the 59k, LAST doomsday theory. if it hasn't worked before, then it wont work. GO ATHEISM!!!!

[cooldaddyjames2814]

you know why that stone calender ends in 2012 THEY RAN OUT OF FUCKING STONE

[Blueberry8557]

@cooldaddyjames2814 exactly. someone who sees the logic!

[eutahbear1952]

DarkMatter2525, may I please have a cookie? Thank You...old man

[plowingzero]

Boink a boat! ahahahaha

[taotd]

@plowingzero don't knock it until you've tried it. Those big round life preservers, that big hard hull, and those propellers, oh yeah. daddy loves them propellers...

[plowingzero]

@taotd hahahaha ohhh that rudder....

[Donblon12]

What book in the bible

[Donblon12]

What book

[Jbob9954]

ummm the passage says "after christ's return".... so even the dumb fuck christians shouldnt be worried....

[AntiMatterWave]

@Jbob9954 he returned 3 days after he died (I know they mean the time of revelations but, in their own words, the bible can be interpreted in many different ways)

[kenkenha824]

I love the Harry Potter 6 soundtrack in the video!:D

[jiffyb333]

I also wish to have many cookies! 

[bookercreator]

now say jesus was real (he isnt) and that the world will end 2012 years after his death.... I was watching something on the history channel about the ancient times and it was mentioned that Jesus being born in year 0 is a misconception, they said he was actually born about a year after.. So, that means that 2012 is REALLY 2013! Which actually makes more sense given the fear of number 13. But this means nothing because Jesus does not exist.

[themongru]

@bookercreator shhhhhh after 2012 we won't have to listen to all this bullcrap about the world ending, don't give the religious nutters any ideas for a 2013 prophecy lol ^^.

[audiiiiiiiiify]

@bookercreator FUCK YOU YOU ATHIEST SHIT!YOUTUBE SHOULDN'T BE SO CARELESS ALLOWING ATHEISTS TO STAND UP AND SPEAK!TRAITORS SHALL BURN!

[bookercreator]

@audiiiiiiiiify I really don't want to have sex with you, or are you implying that someone else is fucking my athiest shit? Also, I can't be a traitor if i was never a part of what you speak of.