Personal Product FAIL

[05843976]

forever alone level 85 COMPETE

[deathmechanism89]

:foreveralone:

[Hinkelshtoomp]

forever alone.

[TheNightsMoon]

This product is worth over 100 dollars retail, but call Now,and you can get yours for just 19.99! Here's how to order!

[DelinaStarz]

FOREVER ALONE

[Henderson711]

I know what my bitch is getting for her anniversary... If you thought I was referring to this product you were wrong. My bitch gets nothing.

[RodrigoZ1903]

Perfect to people without friends... or family... or life x.x

[wolfie453]

If i did that i would put a Note on it. It would say this

Apply Both hands to Boobs

[ghostfire1234]

great for those lonely people too for a low price of $19.99!!! hold up!!! as a bonus, if you call now, we'll give another one for free!!! now you get two hugs!!! THATS ONE MORE THAN ONE!!! just pay shipping and handling.

[elroma22]

i prefer them to be legs ;)

[zparkzjaca]

forever alonee TT.TT hahahaha

[micrida2]

WELCOME TO USA!

[TheDurationPlusFive]

What is this fuckery?!

[SaraiS23]

1st snuggie

2nd huggie

what next anybody? :P

[DRakomol]

@SaraiS23 molestie

[TheRecovery24]

Jabooodydubs?

[TINFOILandPAPER]

@TheRecovery24 i hope so.

[Moviewxpert]

Before all of this got big and became legit, didn't anyone think that this wasn't a good idea and tell them? Instead people kept their mouth shut and they had to find out the hard way, or maybe the inventor was stubborn and didn't care. If inventor is even the right word...

[malkavianantitribu]

@Moviewxpert some stupid man with lots of money had this idea and he paid designers and marketers to create the product. nobody told him that this was stupid because they were happy getting their money.

[Moviewxpert]

@malkavianantitribu I don't know how it sells though lol.

[malkavianantitribu]

@Moviewxpert it does not. the sponsor loses a lot of money in the end.

[Moviewxpert]

@malkavianantitribu lol well if people actually think of good ideas we wouldn't have money going to waste.

[Shredu]

forever alone...

[federrox192]

I wonder what they do with Mickey Mouse's body after they tear his arms apart to sell them.

[ebowebo]

are you fucking kidding me?

[cavemankaden]

so i sent her my arms, bitches love arms

[sideshow45]

people want more, how about a handjob gram...

[DaynNightGaming]

wtf capitalism?!

[JkNone]

GIVE ME A HUG GOD DAMMIT

[taylorandtaylorluver]

doesn't this make you a bit desperate?

[tamguardians2]

i think ill stick to flowers

[tamguardians2]

huggie gram again?

[panictopaz21087]

0:21 those arms were feeling that chick's ass :o

[SouthernSlavic]

Forever alone.

[xXemolieswithinXx]

I'd rather hug myself. Unfortunately it takes me and someone else to get into a straitjacket. xP

[5NSW1535]

I couldn't even laugh at this one, I was too scared!

[MrRatedRRockstar]

i would record "we're getting a divorce"

[betterdays1000]

huggy gram ?!... More like Mickey mouse gram

[aquarianbabe]

I swear to beans if I got a huggy gram from my husband the minute he got home he'd get a frying panagram upside his head.

[TheMidwestsk8ter]

Americans.....

[looktothehorizon]

@TheMidwestsk8ter Have you ever heard of a Japanese boyfriend pillow? I'm pretty sure every country has some kind of crazy money making scheme, you know?

[Baskentli]

mickey mouse found this easy to masturbate to...

[grayae519]

NOW ILL NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN!!!!!!

[TheDemethar]

now you can fondle boobs that are 1000 miles away

[KnugenJonas]

forever alone.....

[TheCatsLastWord]

This isn't real? RIiiiight?

[charkee167]

OMG $30 for that? i went to there site

[yamilborges]

I masturbate with mine all the time!

[gatortakesnoshit]

i think this is 4 emos

[JonnyALC]

this is worst than having a cat, the people who made this are or retareded or just plain stupid, why ever whould you want such a thing anyway? as the top commment says the only reason why you would want such a thing is when ur dating micky mouse.

[FUZZYxFRUITx]

Uhmm was that a real product or a joke? Seriously.

[EvoPogo]

I want one

[gizmo664100]

arms wtf!! oh a button click

[YOU GOT A PERRTY MOUTH] ahhhhhhh !!!wtf

[Daazbee]

She changed her clothes during that time, but the guy didn't

[14Greekboy14]

FOREVER ALONE

[RABITZproduductions]

"Heappy vealentines day hunny......I LOVE YOU"

[iZoomable]

forever alone.

[Klikard]

my warmest personal gift i can share is down in my pants 0:19 - 0:23

[mysteryskater48]

I'd a just sent her a picture of my dick....

[Load0Sheep]

i think the best gift is a new kitchen utensil

[tetris919]

Chuck Norris's girlfriend gives him HAND-JOBS with hug-e-gram.

[BlackNeko95]

forever alone.

[ThugRomeo5]

And for those serious long distance relationships, there's the fleshlight

[Falcondick69]

"Piece of junk... ill sell millions."

[raceme914]

the hug is what u send a fat bitch lol they dont care what you give them.

[lawker777]

that asian chick is hot

[enlowmation]

srsly wtf is dis

[Postaldewd]

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

FLOWERS ARE BETTER

[PlayerMattias94]

Or, you can send them flowers...

[sparkles13]

wait...is this a Cinco product???

[sparkles13]

I bet Glenn Beck bought his wife one

[Alpha579]

Why not offering a dildo? ^^

[LoquenderoxD90]

Forever Alone!.

[Gnarkill787]

What the fuck is that!!

[chipsnever957]

I love how both of the tpo comments ive heard being said on Smoking Gun World's Dumbest

[Zer0Boy77]

At first i thought it was a dildo with hands

[necrotacoz]

Is the a Fap-a'gram too?

[pronto355]

what would you prefer, flowers..."again" or this tatty pice of crap

[arturbb]

This is so fucking retardad it´s hard to believe it exists.

[stratoMV]

FOREVER ALONE

[jimenezjamz]

i bought one for everyone in my family!! but i got it back the following christmas... FAIL!

[NeroHero07]

the title should be "a gift for ginger people"

[FritzerSkate]

that s for the people "For ever Alone"

[Eragonskull]

jesus fucking god

[odirocks]

I don't know if I should laugh at how people who actually buy this fail at life or get sad because come on people who actually buy this fail at life =S

[greenjeansmjr]

Another great product, now in every landfill across America.

[Lex0Hokata]

great gift to give a mistriss when spending time with kids or wife for vice-versa stuff

[rod3067]

someone´s really got self esteem problems.

[Wildabeast74]

???

[Crowsnester1]

Are they serious? Was this a genuine infomercial? Were they actually trying to sell these things???

[Conducingpillow]

I dont think I could be with someone who likes this.

[Replay317]

LOL



[Joemamma69000]

Mickey Mouse just never has the time anymore to give out real hugs.

[aebipesche85]

I got my lover a Fag-e-gram.

[80sMeavyHetal]

would perfectly match with the CD from Life Fail :D

actually it's sad

[AznGamingNation1140]

this much fail deserves a win!!!!!!

[SiloSL]

* Forever Alone *

[TheRaveClinic]

this is a terrible, terrible idea

[CRAZYNTHABRAIN]

wow they are serious. this should have been titled personal product epic fail

[Kocochocolate]

watch the thing comes to life and starts grabbing the womans ass

[IndoShanz]

lol these are made for lonely people

[i0nPuNk182]

and what if you get lonely and horny?

[TheRome111]

pedogram put around breasts

[XxXLindseywayXxX]

I don't get it...

[aabb3ElOriginal]

Is this for real?

[5220640]

get a life

[EGxION]

"Flowers again?"

What an ungrateful bitch!

[MrMadtadsmith]

For people who watch the Disney Channel's Adult lineup

[Lookfishlamp]

Fits perfectly inside any garbage bag.

[wmpert]

i bet she wears it when she bangs your neighbor

[29Texan]

Boy, people are REALLY gettin' lonely now a days....

[The1FastGP]

Id design one where the hands move and touch the ppl they are on just to creep them the heck out.

[rerey2000]

mine is definetley gonna be un-removable...

[phiser018]

i want a sucky-gram

[seik666]

They're doing it wrong, I'd send this to someone I hate only! XD

[SouthPark4All]

You should record a message saying "A little higher... Oh yeah, those feel good... hug me, you norty norty girl!"

[carpentercorn]

and the card you send with it reads, "instructions, put around neck, im on my way"

[Julieluvzu]

This was probably the idea of a lonely British lady with fucked up teeth and a million cats while she drinks her tea and wishes for her dead husband to come back.

I pitched in to the comments that hate on other countries! Yay!

[Ikoris]

Why would someone want to feel like Mickey Mouse is hugging them?

[HerrDesMondes]

This is something like the Japanese would come up with lol

[RobochaoXX]

@HerrDesMondes Totally, just like when you see photos of Japanese men with those pillows featuring anime characters

[hikaruultma]

yeah i see this shit worn around every fuckin day :P

[shadowdeviant44]

W T F

[MrSyntheticDesign]

that gift is perfect for a long distance relationship with mickey mouse

[Yami6692]

@MrSyntheticDesign RWJ

[MrSyntheticDesign]

@Yami6692 yeah i quoted that, sorry for not using the " thingy i dont take credit for it but it was very funny to say

[ThePlanetCanada]

@MrSyntheticDesign How original, u should get ur own internet show...

[MrSyntheticDesign]

@ThePlanetCanada Thank you. Glad you liked it :D

[dylan12345678911]

@MrSyntheticDesign mickey mouse is dead!!

[FlorinDaEu]

@MrSyntheticDesign STFU , Ray William Johnson said this line!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

@FlorinDaEu you're very clever to notice this. Happy you enjoyed it.

[martineriksson23]

@MrSyntheticDesign RWJ?

[MrSyntheticDesign]

@martineriksson23 yep

[Reedman08]

Somebodies WHIPPED!

[plandercozeron]

Goatse hands? O_o

[Dylanger66]

just get her a shake weight.. i recommend the voice assisted one.

[LocoGroove]

Only in America.

[darklordixor]

Wow...who the fuck thought of this shit. I hope their ass went broken from such a ludicrous idea.

[elroma22]

I'll have 2 of these and a tiddy bear

[jenssdewalka]

hug[DOT]hugegram[DOT]com  fail

[streetough]

Are......they serious?

[bullethead2202]

Ok, who the fuck put mickey mouse gloves on it?

[AZWIN90]

@bullethead2202 rofl ! I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT COMMENT!

[ThePakiSami]

Anyone noticed the huggy gram is black... Hmmm probably those wives need interacial action

[XlivinghouseX]

there you go again another idiot that hes logic is based on ppl grammars over the internet. dont worry about my grammar bro you should go back to elementary school were they teach you the tale of succes in life. and no unfortunately that's not judging ppl about there grammar but what they have in there head.

[KariBabe27]

god thats friggen weird lol

[ares12790]

"Happy Valentine's day Honey I love you" while im fucking the mistress

[XlivinghouseX]

dumb americans again the picture i always have in my head when i think about em is only fat pll with no cells in there brain only fat punks that eats mcdies lol

[Re5Publica]

@XlivinghouseX The most obese people in America are poor ethnic minorites, way to go you racist, elitist, ass.

[XlivinghouseX]

@Re5Publica dont fakin care about what u say idiot u all bunch of fat ppl still with no brain gtfo now im busy dont bother replying back i wont read it.

[Re5Publica]

@XlivinghouseX Haha!

A look at my channel would've shown you I'm canadian, but judging by the way you type, you probably can't read all that well either.

This is a great case of the pot calling the kettle black. Calling americans stupid doesn't really work when you come across as retarded yourself.

[XlivinghouseX]

@Re5Publica once u can learn speaking and writing 4 languages then u come back to me punk ass bitch.

[Re5Publica]

@XlivinghouseX You can make ignorant and prejudiced statements, and barely make sense in other languages too? I'm impressed.

[DOOMcal1ber]

@Re5Publica lolololololol

[Mileyfanforeal]

i swear if my boyfriend gave me this shit...ITS A WRAP WE OVER.

[Re5Publica]

@Mileyfanforeal "we are over", take my advice, grammar will help you get that promotion you think you deserve but were never given. Nothing says "don't advance my career" like neglecting to use VERBS, which are not only important, but a necessary part of any sentence in the English language.

[Mileyfanforeal]

@Re5Publica

maybe u should calm the hell down because i was just joking

[Re5Publica]

@Mileyfanforeal I know, but you don't have to speak like you're dumb, because you're most likely not.

[uchihasasuke454]

mickey mouse hands?? wtf are disney doing??

[bugadutchi]

putang ina!! sino BIBILI nyan?!!!

maybe the loneliness person in the world invented that shit..

and his a GAY.. or retarded :D!

[WarrantCyanide]

the hug-e-gram should be nominated for dumbest idea. lmao. i agree with zaktan415, send her a dildo.

[DarenHD]

Hold on... I don't know if that was an official add on television or if it was just a joke?

Or american? Someone tell me please?

[emeraldthechao174]

Why not just send them a some bondage equipment, or a picture of you naked? Makes more sense than this.

[dani69petrov]

Americans....

[Shklyarr]

am i only one who notice that "a great big hug" sound like "a great big cock"?

[Naruto24ification]

A bigger fail than the snuggie

[eduard198807]

this is for gays

[yurdino23]

All those people have Life Failz -_-

[xxMMxKIDxx]

Lonely people must buy this and send it to themselves for a confidence boost

[hardforevah]

only americans can do something stupid like this

[KTH96]

@hardforevah Only non-Americans can type such a bland comment.

[Agomongo1235]

@hardforevah only europeans whine about america cause they hav no life

[slayer174u]

@Agomongo1235 Fail of a comment there, fatty. No biggie, you're in the right place.

[Agomongo1235]

@slayer174u How am I wrong? You're saying Europeans are angels? Yeah in the last 100 years they have been.

[slayer174u]

@Agomongo1235 Nah, of course not, they're no angels, but still...,,have no life" is just...wrong!

[Agomongo1235]

@slayer174u it's true people who complain about america is probably from europe, because asia just doesnt giv a dam

[slayer174u]

@Agomongo1235 Well, that's just...win, by me! ^^

[Agomongo1235]

@slayer174u dnt get it =/

[slayer174u]

@Agomongo1235 Errm, it's a WIN, just because they don't give a shit. =P