Maths Integral Joke

[4znDude]

Wow, this made my teacher ask us that in class today.

[OpethNation]

eh

[KhaosTy]

That was so amazingly lame in an awesome way. I just had a lame-gasm.

[fiend7777]

LOLOL. This is so bad it is just hilarious.

[JulianEpsilon]

BEST MATHS JOKE EVER - to me the lamer they are the funnier they are :p

[bobschneeify]

worst math joke really, what, did some 16 year old honors student make this one up?

[ThePrateekable]

Ice cube the actor

[ThePrateekable]

Would've been much better if ice cube's picture was shown

[judgeofdchaos]

I hate you so much

[cooldaddy1234567]

Fuck you. 

[ChochelinR]

@cooldaddy1234567 your reaction was better than the joke xD

[HowToDoCalculus]

I chuckled

[drag0nfis7]

Hah, I get it

[ninjaturtle205]

oh yeah

[mohahas16]

i have a solution to make it ICECUBE use definite integral from 0 to 1 so the constant C can go to hell

[adamridley11]

@mohahas16 lol nice try but the answer would be 1, better to integrate from 0 to ice, best practise to use a different variable though

[The23Claws]

@mohahas16

What's an iceberg without a sea to float it? =(

Oh right, Antarctica...

[yusbarrett]

waa waaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Valhala112]

lol and smh

[BarB0r]

omg i laughed so hard on this.. idk why i laughed..

[KiraD416]

this is retarded

[anitamagik]

hahhaha :D wow!

[Ipen77cp]

lol

[seedl69]

Normally I appreciate a good pun, but this is just awful.

[zarras123]

NO MAMES. If you do not speak spanish, just google it

[ryomali]

This is painful... to know that I find it funny.

[superandy456]

Itergrate X^2 between 13 and 10 ;)

[icutad2]

@superandy456 i think you mean 2x

[superandy456]

@icutad2 Oh yeh akward

[dogmopsi]

whawa whawa whawa, haha, what a corny joke, than again I was not looking for enlightenment.

[goldensilverstar]

hahaha very funny...........no -.-

[AliveDog]

bahahahahahahah this is so corny

[TheFlam3head]

F THis

[Lastresort1300]

oh i thought it was slice and dice

[2oow3a]

no joking in mathematics!

[dasten123]

lol c^^

[ThaFooooosa]

255 people were on the Titanic

[Mrjammintime1]

I was hoping for a u , du substitution , i got an integral joke whats the integral

Int (Pumpkin) On the interval (0,pi) ..........................Pump­kin Pi

hahah happy holidays

[hyperesh]

Well done, well done. This is a little mistake many people often make when doing integration.

[veguntold]

That genuinely made me laugh quite loudly. I always forget the bloody constant! Grrrr...

[eap5000]

Oh fuck, I forgot that you had to add C to an indefinite integral.

[srpjr3795]

the picture of the iceberg looks like a pile of shit

[TheSunIsBlack]

geeky joke---nerdalicious

[MrsAnalytica]

this is lame.... so lame that it's actually hilarious!

[Jingjangkekeke]

This is one of the least funny jokes I've observed in my entire life. I want my minute of life back.

[hippiechickie18]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

...not

[skoockum]

Oh wait, don't tell me -- it's ice cubed.

*blows out own brains at the thought that somebody actually thought this video should be posted*

Seriously, that is some of the lamest ass shit I've seen in quite a while

[applesauceis22]

HAHA, that's funny! j/k, I get laid.

[BlueCosmology]

@applesauceis22 Wow.

[TheSwircle987]

well, i think it is pretty funny. ^_^

[MrBigEnchilada]

S 3x^2 dx = ice cube

the other part is not funny

[MrBigEnchilada]

yes but the proper form is S e^x dx he probably forgot to write dx lol...

[naveregnide]

This is terrible

[catagon12345]

What did the tired Ti-83 say to the square root of 5? "i'll calc u later"

[MrAcrilis]

в чём понт

[myrtlebox]

The rapper Ice Cube wore a shirt with this integral - I busted out laughing.

[kirbyfan95]

Whenever the new Calculus students have just learned power rule for integrals, I always ask them what the integral of 1/x is.

[Trikean]

Show me a cubical iceberg and I will show you a laugh.

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

Its lame but got a laugh out of me.

[saabie22]

The integral of d(cabin) over cabin is ... log cabin

(actually ln(cabin) but it's a joke)

[Thunderwolf666]

@saabie22 Works better if you say "Natural log cabin"

[bige1083]

@saabie22 Actually log(cabin) + C = houseboat

[JapanYoshiTheGamer]

(ice)^3+c = ice cube(d) + c (sea) = ICEBERG!!!

I literally rolled on floor laughing.

[SAAARC]

I specially logged in to like @NotRelatedToBob 's comment

[Luv2JustBeMe]

crumy stuff real crumy me no likey

[gptrefback]

what a pj... but it mad me smile..!

[samsamsamjitp]

I actually laughed at this one :D

[RubertaLang]

Original: Yes. Funny: Not really.

[sxj016]

that was soooo stupid

[jarf629]

HILLARIOUS!!! WOOO!!! I don't get it...

XDD

[erikillo0]

lo mas pendejo que he visto en meses

[LowanSighs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....­... wait what? O.o

[thechronokills]

this is dumb. fuck constants, the joke should just be that it's ice cube

[hyperesh]

@thechronokills Well that kind of mentality isn't really going to get you all the marks on your tests. This is a clever video which hopefully will remind you while you're in exams and help you get 100%

[happymaverick13]

@thechronokills You always have to add a constant to an indefinite integral. So fucking the constant is a bad idea.

[theblueassasin]

@thechronokills but its an indefinite integral, and if you're gonna do math right, DO IT RIGHT

[MrSCOTCHscotchSCOTCH]

terrible terrible joke hahah

[Pamplemousse89]

This is so lame...and I love it!

[sgtkiko]

STUPIDDDDDD lol

[hamman3509]

nerds........lol but im a math geek too

[kit14710]

i love this! - the joke, the song, the sketch, the everything! nice one Sikosm

[DoctorQuestionMark]

How can you have an iceberg if your very integrand 3(Ice)^2 d(Ice) explicitly tells you to de-ice it?

[TheZomgStuff]

Win.

[DragonStyler3117]

Shame I don´t know what an integral is :D

[TerrysDryVagina01]

i've seen two guys fucking that aren't as gay as this joke.

[mendouksai123]

I normally dont do these.. but ∫(2x,dx,0,13) people dislike this video.. I guess they're stupid or some other hurtful adjective..

[bjshnog987123]

Cheesy, nerdy and just awesome!! :D

[mrbelgiumsopus]

i was just doing some math in the bathroom......i took the natural log

[g0vner]

lame joke :D but i like it

[protegy100]

This is just awesome.

[alinusD]

hello

can u tell me please what's the name of the song?

it's very relaxing

btw awesome joke xD

math ftw :D

[TheAanchal]

@alinusD it's fly me to the moon

[DoctorInsanovic]

What did Euler find when he looked in his toilet?

Natural log.

[scineram]

The one I read at mathoverflow:

What did the forgetful functor do for his stoned friend?

He left adjoint as a free object.

[Woolfxxl]

It's really just not funny...

[NotRelatedToBob]

integrate 2x from 10 to 13

[woo216]

@NotRelatedToBob 13^2 -  10^2

[AmethAkaMange]

@woo216 =69

[woo216]

@AmethAkaMange lol now i know why it was that liked haha

[oheycoolkid]

@NotRelatedToBob 69? 

[PoliticalHell]

@NotRelatedToBob Haha, I thought it was random at first :)

[smkipus]

@NotRelatedToBob lol

[ManuABG]

I want that minute of my life back.

[danman400]

two cats are sliding across a tin roof, about to fall. Which one hits the ground first?

The one with the smallest mu

[Zoidypoo89]

Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

[paperbag202]

lmao!!

[randomIy]

My math teacher told this one: A kid was studying calculus and went insane after hours of being locked up in his room. He went to a bus station, boarded the bus, and yelled "I'm going to integrate you!" to the bus driver and the riders. He went to a kid in the back and said the same thing, "I'm going to integrate you!" The kid said, "Try me, I'm e to the x". I forgot how the joke ended but the insane kid shot himself or something like that.

[DTNRom88]

@randomIy

I think it ends with the kid saying that he integrates with respect to y. Or something like that

[kebennn]

@randomIy hahahahaha, is this true? can you tell me the whole story? its kinda funny

[randomIy]

@kebennn that's how my teacher ended the story. he said he forgot how the story ended but the insane kid shot himself or something like that.

[Groooossmann]

@randomIy The joke ended with the answer of the insane kid:

"But I always integrate with respect to t"

Something like that ;)

[randomIy]

@Groooossmann lmao! awesome

[Machtyn]

@randomIy That is the joke.  e^x integrated is an infinite loop, so to speak.

[ZeroSumRuler]

Who wouldn't like this??

[CrackHeadForLife420]

It might be better to just bound the integral from 0 to 1 and get a regular ice cube

[NevinJarek]

yeah, it sucks not to know many math =(

[Nikki1234300]

What do you call the sum of the diagonal elements of the tensor of

inertia?

The spur of the moment.

[xxpbdudexx]

Goddamit math jokes = the best evar.

[Idofphoenix]

I wish you I was your deriative so that I could lie tangant to your curves.

[FightlikeABrave91]

lol aweosme

[mizsay]

:O that was such a waste of bandwidth to watch

[yrrahyrrah]

Oh no, I can't believe they made a youtube video of this joke

[pakz3]

lol only 1 in 1000 ppl wud get that joke

[Mortalitax]

this is so stupid XDDDDD

good job =P

[s9322812z]

nerd =B

[azncutee15]

lols....WOW xD

[planeshaperman]

teehee

[RtGFuSiOn]

lol

[kadmany]

lol

[angelofpeace84]

Wow...That was more thought-provoking than funny... LOL

[LeMegasandwich]

I love it!

[r2hMisTaKeN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

[phlyphlo]

o-o

Do Ice Ice Baby.

[MrPlender]

Why are you wasting our lives like this?? You horrible, horrible person.

[spaceshipable]

does anyone want to feel the exponential growth of my log?

[babakawake]

so cold and unpleasing let me say bullshit

[JennyPrettyAndPink]

someone's a bit cool :D i thought it was pretty funny

[neoYTPism]

Actually, no, an iceberg isn't an icecube in the sea, unless it's a completely cubic shape, which I would think is extremely unlikely.

[injansoul]

fags... -_-

[compilatordude]

nice awsome ..... hm.. i wonder if u do a maledog anda femaledog what u get?

[Eagle0600]

Not very funny. The spherical chicken in a vacuum joke is better.

[Nightl3lade]

i hate you so bad.

[DanielPhysiker]

Neee.....lol

[llolz]

the joke is pretty good.

[benignpsychosis]

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE

[blenderuser]

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting at a street cafe. The see two people entering a house, and a after a while, three people exit the same house.

The physicist says: There must be an inaccuracy in our measurements!

The biologist says: They must have reproduced!

The mathematician says: I don't know what happened, but if one person enters the house, it will be empty!

[kamiiii14]

wtf tahts not funny

[DissidiaPlayer]

In the same sense as

Ice Cube + Sea (or to see) = Iceburg.

Iceburg = Titanic

Titanic = James Cameron

James Cameron = Avatar

So basically the answer is Avatar. (Blue People/Last Air Bender) *Which ever you prefer*

There is no set answer... but this is really lame joke... even for math =/

[QuesoKinsey]

@DissidiaPlayer If iceberg = Titanic because an iceberg got rammed by the Titanic, then you = homo, cause you got rammed by a gay guy last night.

[DissidiaPlayer]

@QuesoKinsey

LOLWut

[Samox25]

xD jajajaaj

[ThePogfish]

no, it's a houseboat.

you forgot to add the c.

[vaibhav1803]

@billtruttschel

should be ln cabin...or "lawn cabin"

[windwitch1]

@billtruttschel - actually it's a house boat. You forgot to add the sea

[DongerZ1]

@billtruttschel actually it'd be a ship, you forgot to add the C

AHGAHRGAGARGRA

[randomking333]

@billtruttschel some go as far as log cabin + C = houseboat

[lsudolemite]

@billtruttschel The full answer however is "log cabin over the sea"

[SevenRiderAirForce]

@billtruttschel No it's a sea cottage

log cabin + C

[QuantumDetective]

@billtruttschel no, it's a houseboat, you forgot the C

[xChessMachinex]

@billtruttschel Actually, it's a houseboat; you forgot to add the sea (C)!

[debunker1905]

An iceberg is not cube shaped, so this doesn't make any sense

[JBFrenchhorn]

Ice cubes aren't always cube-shaped anyway.

[Sikosm]

@JBFrenchhorn

well... the shape is irrelevant... we're talking about the concept of icecubes... whether or not they can be found as cubes or not

[southoreast]

@Sikosm Nice man. In other words, to find out the indefinite integral of a function, that's the same as trying to find it's antiderivative, am i right? It's been a while since I took Calc one.

[Sikosm]

@southoreast Unfortunately I can't really help you out there... It's been a number of years since i made this video lmao... and hence, a number of years since i learnt calculus at school... it's a case of "use it or lose it" and iv lost a lot of it

[HarlnivorousBeast]

@southoreast yes it is indeed the same as finding the antiderivative, only the purpose of doing so changes between the two words really.

[cdbongo]

@southoreast

Yes, finding an antiderivative and adding an integration constant is by definition the solution to an indefinite integral.

Evaluating the antiderivative at two different bounds (or even variables in some cases) and subtractive the lower bound from the upper bound is by definition the solution to a definite integral.

These are the two main statements of the fundamental therom of calculus.

[CrackHeadForLife420]

@cdbongo I thought the integral and riemann sum actually wasn't directly related, jut two separate ways to do the same thing, like how there's a LOT of ways to derive pi or e.

[GammaRay6626]

@southoreast It is the same as the antiderivative. The term "integral" comes from its properties going beyond the Riemann series and finding the area under a curve using a combination of the limit and a summation of indefinitely small areas.