2 The Ranting Gryphon - "Apocalypse Of Cute" Preview 3

[3rdCalamity]

"Because that's what middle eastern people do." XD. 

[0joesixpack0]

You tube "the bible says" Music vodeo! Do it 2! LMFAO

[paulv35]

Man, I need to start getting on the stage at conventions. I feel like a nerd-comic vs nerd-comic rant off would be amazing.

[insanekillers1232]

i love the crowd's reaction to "cuz that's what middle eastern people do"

[rlocke2]

wow, thats so bad but funny as hell

[crawls317]

2, ill build you a cyboorg jesus but it might not be able to do every thing you wanted...

it will be able to shoot granades into telemarketer offices, hang its self on a cross and then explode sending neon pink pencel fuck of death shrapnel into the people you hate...... but then i'll need more then 1..... you rock 2!

[dragonthunder122]

The world needs portal guns...

[zcarrell]

Dammit 2, now I wanna watch Jesus and Pals.

[CELLFinch]

Yes... Yes, I'll build you a portal gun. I'll get started right away.

[ManFroGuy]

CYBORG JESUS YES!

[FJMiller14]

BUILD ME A PORTAL GUN!!!!!

[mlxp]

Perrier for the win

[eggman9713]

I think thats a bottle of Sprite.

[Lynnc83]

lol yeaaaaaaa 5 star

[Panzerelch]

this made me lol so hard.

[weyriuywriosejgpijob]

GRYPHON SPOOGE EXECUTION FOR YOU!!!

[RevengeofGothzilla]

And then he'd blow up. 'Cause that's what Middle-Eastern people do.

[P90Dude]

Say hello to Zenu while your tumbling through reality BITCH!!

[coinstalker]

THAT cake is a lie, this cake right beside is real,

*gryphon use portal gun to teliport cake*

WTF

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

The end was offensively delicious :3

[SomeDudeThatRants]

Portal Gun + Alec Baldwin = Damn Good Entertainment.

That or David Hasslehoff =D

[LordPenguin7485]

I just realized, gryphon looks exactly like Spider Jersusalem HA!

[ChibiKiraTora]

Yes he's funny, dumb ass!!! How dare you insult the mighty 2! A neon pink fuck of death to you!

[Zartemis]

Neon pink -pencil- fuck of death.

[KyBlackCat]

Depends entirely on your sense of humour. I love 2, Mitch Hedburg, Bill Bailey, Dyllan Moran and George Carlin. Other people I know don't even snicker when those comics are on. I don't mind - not my place to decide what tickles their funnybone for them.

[SomeDudeThatRants]

Maybe, but you sure as hell aren't.

[kettenfaust]

Only for furries........

[rocknrollguru23]

What about portal under Tom Cruise, and one over Ryan Seacrest. They would meet and the massive amounts of in the closet would explode and they would both come out.

[HeilFire]

shit, I thought you were dead.

What the fuck have you been up to 2?

[kettenfaust]

Getting roofied at some UK furcon lol.

[yatagarasean]

Though, kind of a waste. He didn't even get raped. I mean, who WOULDN'T want to rape a sex bastard like 2?

[TriaMaxwell]

Game's fun.... I would take out the bottom poral once my victim hit terminal velocity.

[neomerlin]

ROBOT JESUS! That was my favourite joke at MFX. I tell you what, he got a very different reception to the joke there.

[Tehaxis]

This is very funny, is this DVD available in stores :O ?

[sabboth42]

For real, where the hell is the portal gun. D: Not to mention my damn anti-gravity gun! I want to throw babies filled with nitroglycerin already! Get on that shit furries!!

[blankedmind88]

One of the many practical uses of a Portal Gun.

[BlueKewne]

The portal gun is a lie.

[Kyuusei16]

The Portal Gun Is A Lie???

NNNNnnnnoooooooooooooooo

[MischievousLoki]

Holy shit! 2 just apologized?!?

[TriaMaxwell]

This is not the 2 you're looking for. This is the Xenu'ed 2 who apologizes.

*Wonders when they'll finally get abck to 2Sense, is going through withdrawel here*

[sepaco003]

Season 5 is projected for the end of this year

[TriaMaxwell]

Ah, well the site wasn;t that specific. P

[sepaco003]

Yeah, the updates are all on his LJ

[SpikePapp]

I want a portal gun too D:

[rocknrollguru23]

Fuck yeah, Portal is awesome! I still need to buy it. I need to buy, ya know...food and stuff first.

Anyway, the Robot Jesus was one of the best jokes I have heard in a LONG time. Kepp up the good work 2!

[LOKIUNCIA]

..Aww Damn... He Just Went There...

[TonkatrainHONKHONK]

I want a portal gun as well..

[antihax91]

who doesn't?

[gingakiddy]

at the beginning bit my first thoughts when i heard 'and a portal... under tom cruise' were

'holy shit, 2's been playing portal'

[2gryphon]

I love Portal!

[DarkwitchPixy]

@2gryphon Portal 2 is coming out, bet you're excited ^w^ I know I am

[CrystalWolf69]

@2gryphon Who doesn't love Portal

[Cardzer]

@2gryphon you played Portal 2 then :) Wheatley is AWESOME :D

[NikitaTheHusky]

Lol a cyborg jesus, your "special friend" 4/5