"Like most guys are just shitty lookin'. Like if you're gonna marry a fat guy, you wanna marry a big fat motherfucker like a giant grapefruit of a man. Like that would be just a fun stunt to be married to just a big ball of shit and just say: 'Yeah, my husband's Andre the Giant.' and other women would be like: 'Dude, that's fucking cool.'."
that was not even alex jhones * siggghhhhhhhh ...... voice was right off .... plus .... why would alex jhones call louis ck to be on the air while he has his own radio show like everyday ......... trolls are gey cos tht shit was whack :(
"I'm having trouble talking my hand into jerking me off" ROFL. I don't have kids, but when/if I do I plan to follow all of CK's advice. This motherfucker is learned.
I've listened to this about 3 times, then clicked this link because I didnt recognize the SNV. So, I listened again. I agree Lamarski, this the funniest shit on youtube, love this guy
hahaah, so many points at which I burst out laughing. "Imagine you're on the Earth for a year and a half and you wake up in a dark room and you don't know where your parents are. And then one of them comes to you with a belly full of jizz and says shut up."
Why, you fat fuck? Why did you have to go through with all that hedonistic gastronomic debauchery? A mayo-dipped double bacon cheeseburger in his honor.
Louis Ck trying to be Howard Stern on this radio show. I'm a fan of CK but the burping, the anger, the cursing......... Stern started all that during the 1400's
1:18:50 > The beginning of a bit. Louie does a bit on stage about how young pretty loser women come to bars and accomplished men feel shy and inadequate when talking to them even though they're way too good for those bimbos. It's great to see where he got the idea from!
"Jimmy Hendrix was black, he had big teeth, and a huge afro, and if he were alive today, I would suck both of his dicks. Do you understand? I’m not saying I even know he had two dicks, but I’m saying I would suck his dick, and then when I was done, if he said, 'Now suck this one. This is my other dick—suck this one, too.' I’d say, 'Dude, I’m sucking it.'"
I miss Bill Hicks too....
ForestRose1961 2 weeks ago
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ForestRose1961 2 weeks ago
"Like most guys are just shitty lookin'. Like if you're gonna marry a fat guy, you wanna marry a big fat motherfucker like a giant grapefruit of a man. Like that would be just a fun stunt to be married to just a big ball of shit and just say: 'Yeah, my husband's Andre the Giant.' and other women would be like: 'Dude, that's fucking cool.'."
pjtrinidad23 1 month ago
that was not even alex jhones * siggghhhhhhhh ...... voice was right off .... plus .... why would alex jhones call louis ck to be on the air while he has his own radio show like everyday ......... trolls are gey cos tht shit was whack :(
deadmo1 2 months ago
"You no what i did, i bought a fuckin iphone, like a white gay asshole"
XxcaptonfalconxX 2 months ago
39:30 funniest thing to ever happen in radio.
smokyp3nguin 2 months ago 3
louis ck = dr. phil now?
manonthemount 2 months ago
this guy is gross.. so I will exit this crap
xadam2dudex 2 months ago
@xadam2dudex Can't handle it? You herpes infested smelly hairy cunt?
DrinkSkateSleep 2 months ago 4
@DrinkSkateSleep what a sicko u must be
xadam2dudex 2 months ago
16:50 yeah i'm not into that lmfao!
turkeyguy0 2 months ago
"I'm having trouble talking my hand into jerking me off" ROFL. I don't have kids, but when/if I do I plan to follow all of CK's advice. This motherfucker is learned.
GibsonsForLife 2 months ago
I've listened to this about 3 times, then clicked this link because I didnt recognize the SNV. So, I listened again. I agree Lamarski, this the funniest shit on youtube, love this guy
numbchucking 2 months ago
hey you would have a dirty vagina if it weren't for me, so shut the fuck up. lol'd
Wh3tst0nE 2 months ago
hahaah, so many points at which I burst out laughing. "Imagine you're on the Earth for a year and a half and you wake up in a dark room and you don't know where your parents are. And then one of them comes to you with a belly full of jizz and says shut up."
Wh3tst0nE 2 months ago
8:00
Patrice...
PATRICE! NOOOOOO!
Why, you fat fuck? Why did you have to go through with all that hedonistic gastronomic debauchery? A mayo-dipped double bacon cheeseburger in his honor.
xoxgodofgodsgodxx 2 months ago
"I can help you with material if you want."
"That sounds nice, but I'd rather shit in a hat and wear it for the rest of my life."
dj69918 2 months ago 2
I need a fucking videogame to shut up on an airplane
phillytheflyerable 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Louis Ck trying to be Howard Stern on this radio show. I'm a fan of CK but the burping, the anger, the cursing......... Stern started all that during the 1400's
ExclusiveLM 2 months ago
I took two vicodin before i clicked on this link and im glad other people have the same idea as me.
jabblesfan1 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"You're boring and your cunt smells like four onions and a potato" - Louis C.K
Re-written. :)
EdzBoss 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
People die if they are killed.
BrandurJustinussen 2 months ago
1:18:50 > The beginning of a bit. Louie does a bit on stage about how young pretty loser women come to bars and accomplished men feel shy and inadequate when talking to them even though they're way too good for those bimbos. It's great to see where he got the idea from!
iSOBigD 2 months ago
@iSOBigD he also used this idea in Louie. the show on FX
Wh3tst0nE 2 months ago
@Wh3tst0nE Right you are!
iSOBigD 2 months ago
"I'd rather shit in a hat, and then wear it for the rest of my life."
misjif2341 2 months ago
@sebasb27 yeah you're. do you want to re-write the comment for me?
APEXtheband 2 months ago
"Your boring and your cunt smells like four onions and a potato" - Louis C.K
APEXtheband 2 months ago
@APEXtheband You're
sebasb27 2 months ago
He was a Medic!
evilresidence4 2 months ago
Alex Jones already has his own radio show. But this wasn't the time. Louis CK is awesome.
rastaischill 3 months ago
go shove a fuckin rock up your mother’s cunt, so that when she’s pushing it out, she’s finally giving birth to something that’s useful
NuKayon 3 months ago
hahahaha 15:00
phillytheflyerable 3 months ago
Two people also have a pimple on their penis
tdubulious 3 months ago
Well, there goes 2 and a half hours of my life...
WestPictures 3 months ago
Penis pimples are the fucking worst.
randomusername36 3 months ago
He should do another one
Kazekoge101 3 months ago
"Jimmy Hendrix was black, he had big teeth, and a huge afro, and if he were alive today, I would suck both of his dicks. Do you understand? I’m not saying I even know he had two dicks, but I’m saying I would suck his dick, and then when I was done, if he said, 'Now suck this one. This is my other dick—suck this one, too.' I’d say, 'Dude, I’m sucking it.'"
thestephskaggs 3 months ago 10
thats a thing where a lot of aids crashes into another thing with a lot of aids and it goes in your mouth
elstroshitnonstop 3 months ago
Thanks for posting guy.
covmeister 3 months ago
Teaching your daughter how to be a lesbian so some guy wont stab her in the cunt with a cock. God Bless America
EskilIsDaShit 3 months ago 44
@EskilIsDaShit I think the guy just wanted to watch his daughter eat muff.
TheAmazingAtheist 3 months ago 41
Pure gold.
gizmofsu 3 months ago 2
bless you, for posting this
Kazekoge101 3 months ago 2
It actually is brilliantly funny. Many thanks for sharing, mother fucker.
MeekyPaul 3 months ago 2