J3 Juggernaut Bitch pt.2

[totowroe]

I can't get through the first minute without crying.

[Wallcrawler]

Ya just gon leave me in here standing upside down with my glasses, looking at this ugly ass BITCH!

[TheBoubi09]

man there vids have been the best on youtube since forever. the judge is just hilarious

[deangelomywayentfan]

@docdoom187 i got streets of rage 2 on my flash drive

[theshach100]

Ur honor this is bull shit....lol

[inkwrecksyou]

Yall gonna have to tell me what happened cause I'm really blind.

[xxxXEnigmaXxxx1]

Cut that Nazi bullshit!

[h2opolodan11]

I got final exams coming up, in regards to my Constitution Law class... "There's too many to laws to learn man!!!"

[Jagzeplin]

LMFAO!!! 4:20 "PUT SOME 22s ON THAT SUMBITCH!!" ROFL like WTF did that have to do with anything? LMFAO! XD

[ninjagamer1997]

LMFAO at "You know I left my virginity right there, right."

[strongman17]

You me and the macho man XD

[Apolyon0]

THE NATION OF DOMINATION

[grumpyBOSS38]

couldnt stop laughin.

[DJTDames]

Umm, I left my back door open. Bye lmfao

[TheBeardedEggMan]

fuckin genius. i cant stop laughing

[bleedorange1998]

"Man you gon' have to do that at Halloween Havoc! You, me, and the Macho Man-(laughs)"

[hassanmd101]

@bleedorange1998 this had me rollin

[maddash24seven]

"I was the only nigga in the 90's in Arkansas wearin a mullet muthafucka"

Oh god, must... catch... breath...

[Deadpool3E]

Put some 22's on that SON OF A BITCH!

[vidaliadear]

"With your habeus corpus and your Plessy versus Ferguson and your damn Miranda rights"

omg this is what makes it good; you'd think it's all "BYITCH" and "I'M BOUT TA FUCK YO ASS" and then they bring in this random, surprisingly on-point shit

A+

[LRoc145]

0:40 "...and this bitch comes out of nowhere and tries to lick the side of my knee cap." LOL

[kisameunlimited]

Who the fuck let in robert blank XD

[hater96]

"Damn sugah i havent been in jail since the time i sucked a pickle in front of chuck-e-cheese"

LMFAO!

[googlymuffin10]

All I wanna do is a zoom zoom in a boom boom ya feel me

[tortoise245]

@googlymuffin10 "You fuckin' mutants are always makin' this shit hard on me.....too many laws to learn, man..."

[kashewz]

hey this is bullshit noone wanna fuck and shit i gotta fuck dudes lol wtf

[rampaged26]

PUT SOME 22s ON THAT SUMBITCH!!!

[bambamw17]

"girl activate the Titty Twista"

[Madvillane]

"um left my backdoor open, BYE!" LOL

[playjeezy11]

3:42 - 4:12... laughs

[36gey63]

Pressing 2 has never been so funny lmao

[monkadelic13]

put some 22's on that sumbitch!

[Gof1982]

OH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!

[dvdback23]

This is the best one wow, every scene is hilarious

[SEALTEAM7bm]

I WOULD BUY FULL CARTOON DVDS OF THESE GUYS DOING VOICE OVER PARODYS OF WHOLE MOVIES....MUCH PROPS HIL FUCKIN ARIOUS

[CGreen202020]

I was the only man able to DDT the pope

[briskenabler]

This juggernaut 3 part 2 is the best one in the juggernaut pardoy series.

[gotaweb]

hey george lopez como veirda y BACKAVAKA!!! LOLOL out of nowhere!

[tdavis9610]

So like i was saying Me & Stevie Mongo McMichaels we was filling out applications for the Nation of Domination or whatever..Then this bitch came out of nowhere and tried to lick the side of my kneecaps and you know yo boy dont play that bullshit...

[JscoGotDemHytz]

he was trained by zangief himself.... lmao

[jigglenaut9]

LEDGENDARY!!!!

[edwalong]

I LUV THIS SHIT!! HUGE FAN, GUYS!!!!

[KingRemus11]

GYAAAHHH

I left my Ernest Scared Stupid in there

You guys gotta tell me what happened cause I'm really blind

lmao 6:47-6:55 get's me rollin everytime

[343studios]

My favorite: "Put some 22 on that sumabitch"

[ShabobaX]

Too many laws to learn, man...

[saucetheboss09]

" we was fillin out our applications for the nation of domination" hahahahahahah

[Epee2134]

One of my favorite little touches was when he was convicted, and Beast was all "...Damn it." while his mouth was still closed. =3

[zola456654]

scot baio fuck the shit out of a german shepherd and now i can buy a new suit cause i got moneehh!!! abwabwbabwbabwabwabawbwbbawbaw­bawb!!!!

[jorrillabear]

Hahahaha!

[DamienBlaze1]

So many wrestling reference lol

[pimpster634]

Thank you Mr. Farrakhan so like i was saying me Steve Mongol McMichaels we was filling out our application for the Nation of Domination n wateva n dis bitch gone come outta no where n try to lick the side of my kneecap n u kno ur boi dont play the BULLSHIT especially wen he listenin to Blue monday by Orgy but the bitch was listenin to Bludabibludabudai by Issaic 65 so u kno i thoght that she was gone lest get the .357 shoved in her ass n shot out her mothafuckin knees

LMFAO

[DangerDylan999]

@pimpster634 Its Eiffel 65, fyi

[dustn126]

"My mother told me I shoulda' been a Russian Rappa'

[bullyfoot]

me and steve mongol mc michael was filling out our applications for the nation of domination! who is this guy!!!!!! hahahaha he's hilarious!

[Moonbutterfly7]

lmao who the fuck let in robert blake

[TalaricoSportsTalk]

sucking a pickel at chucky cheese

LMFAOOOOOO

[GuitaRDudE6722]

8:34 - OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

...you made me get kicked out of dennys for that -_-

[Morgy09]

Lol now why do they have Storm speaking like that?? haha the titty-twister. Storm is the hottest cartoon chick.

[blazneg2007]

"Activate the titty-twister" That's just top notch

[RaidousS]

This is some bullshit your honor!

[yomanrich]

"Who the fuck let in Robert Blake??"

[rell2005]

"Bitch came out of nowhere and tried to lick the side of my kneecaps, and u know ya boy dont play that bullshit" LOL

[argoszombie]

"i'm thinking arby's" 5:10 LOL XD

[darkninja23]

"Awww Sh**, y'all just now snuck up on me while I was reading one of Wolverine's poems..."

[Moog168]

Randy dying @2:29 LOLOLOL

[alizasppn100]

ARE YOU KIDDIN IM THE ONLY MAN TO EVER DDT THE POPE, ONCE WITNESS CHUBAKA PLAY THE BAGPIPES OUT HIS ASS. ALSO HAD THE PLEASURE OF SURFING DRUNK WITH STEVEN SEGUL ON THE ROCK N ROLL EXPRESS WHILE LISTENING TO SIMPLE LAND BY LYNARD SKYNARD. YOU JUST SCRATCHED MY SUIT MADE OUTA COCKATOO FINGERTIPS NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!!!

[LamonicBomb]

@alizasppn100 uh i think he said circle jerk LOL

[electrogonorhea]

@alizasppn100 it's circle jerking, not surfing drunk. that's just ridiculous.

[brandonholtuin]

@alizasppn100 you didnt quote it right

[stickiky11]

cant even find my soap on a rope lol

[QDawg27]

I like the streets of rage 3 music

[JaeMega]

Nigga you gon have to do that shit at the Halloween Havoc! Me, you and the Macho Man!

[thetruemagicalnegro]

YEEEEEEEAH, lemme throw some strawberry on my shaft and let's gooooooooo

[jpthug4lyf]

"That's the man-whore... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[DangerDylan999]

Hold on! I was the only nigga in the 90's in Arkansa wearing a mullet motherfucker! You know what I did for Hulk Hogan and Lex Luger?

[Shaddydad]

Minister Farrakhan wow what a dummy lol

[Mrblancnoir]

That Juggernaut laugh just kills me!

[fmekfromfmoe]

OoH Yaaaaaa!

[Lordgaraj]

You know goddamn well your grandma had all that paper, that's why i tried to shoot her in the MOTHERFUCKIN' FACE!

[thatguy0612]

Heil Hitler, your honor!

[puppetspoofer]

robert black at 1:35. REMEMBER!!! IF YA CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE CRIME!!!! i almost shit myself

[bman32x]

32 people have never had any lick oregano liked off their chest. Bwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwa

[milty12]

at least i can catch up on my porn game Larry Flynts my mans

[TheMacattack360]

but then this bitch comes from the middle of nowhere and tries to start my left kneecaps

[yomanrich]

I left my Ernest Scared Stupid in there.

[bobramon3466]

"Who the fuck let in Robert Blank? Better take your ass home and jerk off your dead cockatoo!"

[inkwrecksyou]

MAKE IT HARDER! and thats how i busted her pussy hole open so wide.

[shbyee]

5:00 bwabwabwabwbwab

[inthaclub]

2:59 "gimma al that moneeeeeeh *

[rampaged26]

y'all snuck up on me when I was readin one of wolverine porns...

[AncientNoobian]

Heil Hitler, your honor! *slams gavel* Cut that Nazi, bullshit.

[ghostlord16]

mouth of the south...lmfao

[burlong01]

i love the transformer noise every time colossus changes. nice little touch

[thatguyatlas47]

Halloween havoc...damn son thats old school shit!! awesome..

[xxxlayxlowxxx]

your honor... THIS SOME BULLSHIT...

[RoneciaxRiotxHardCor]

LMFAO @ Blue dabadee daboodow

[UncleSimpson]

Dammit all I wanna do is zaba zoom zoom in a boom boom. Ya feel me?

[33SaintBernards]

too many laws to learn man

[humanconvertile]

8:35

HEY KOOL-AID!!

[Omega1874]

What's the music starting @ 4:14??

[XenLong]

@Omega1874 streets of rage 3

[WiremuH]

I can not imagine this X-men episode playing out any other way.

[StepsRMusic]

"No Problem" lol

[hegnia32]

aint this a bitch!!!

[BennyHarassi]

he made me kill my wife bonny lee...roflmfao!!!!

[daking03]

You know goddamn well your gramma had all that paper thats why i tried to shoot her in the motherfuckin face lmmfao

[daking03]

Hey you will respect the robe godammit

[wtfan]

"I left my Ernest Scared Stupid in there!"

[CGreen202020]

"Hold on i was the only nigga in the 90's in Arkansas wearing a mullet mutha fucka, do you know what i did for Hulk Hogan and Lex Lugar"

[INNACCES13]

He circle jerked Steven Seagal and who? lol

[0o0Nightmare0o0]

DIS MAFAKA TOOK MA COCKATOO N SHIT. MY SHO GAT CANCEL I HAD TO KILL MA DAMN WIFE BONNILEE.

[TheLegendOfRenegade]

Streets of Rage music omg i love these guys more everyday

[cdawkins74]

the muthafuckin mouth of the south said it aint gone b no fightin unless im gettin paid u feel me lol

[PhantoMNiGHT321]

"Knocking down building! This is my Russian #1 hit. BREAK THE HOUSE DOWN!!"

[kalninja]

"Pin him! PIN HIM!" ROFL

[biggsilkky]

It owuld have funnier if they used fewer wrestling references...

[2Cloud5]

And you know ya boy don't play that bullshit! xDDDDD

[iAmPyroDaKidFresh]

@2Cloud5 "and dis bitch tried to lick da side of my kneecaps" lmao

[allmoneyinjr]

I haven't been to jail sense I sucked a pickle in front of chuckee cheeses.

That shit is funny so as the other jokes

[werhem]

PUT SOME 22s ON DAT SUMBITCH!!!

[JonJonTV1]

LOL they name like 30 Wrestlers in this

[X318Juggalo318X]

NOW HOLD ON I WAS THE ONLY NIGGA IN ARKANSAS WEARIN A MULLET!!!

[SDNIG]

Shove it up ya ass Farah Khan

[kekeke01]

Me, Steve my uncle McMichaels be filling out our application for the Nation of Domination and whatever. Then this bitch came out of nowhere and tried to lick the side of my kneecaps. And you know your boy don't play that BULLSHIT, especially when he is listening to Blue Monday by Orgy. But the bitch was listening to Blue-dabadee-dabada by Eiffel 65. so you know, I thought she was gonna at least try to get the 357 and shove it in her ass, and get shot out her motherfucking knees--

[BroMan0282]

@kekeke01 he said Steve Mongo McMicheals

[vipkiller123]

@kekeke01 YOU'RE WINNING

[Davisrullzs]

heil hitler your honor xD jhajaa

[CdotJ2607]

NOW I CAN BUY A NEW SUIT COS I GOT MONEY

BWABBWABBWAB

[CdotJ2607]

watch yo step HYUUUU

[dethscul]

Damnit, all ah wanna do is zooma zoom-zoom ina boom-boom!

[MeaningCorrupted]

i dont get it why is the juggernaut stealing money when he can just take what he wants

[THEguitarhero360]

OH YEAAAH!

[YungMrMagic]

PUT SOME 22'S ON THAT SUMBITCH lmao

[MrPatlee223]

Robert Blake lmfao

[kakov666]

HEIL HITLER YOUR HONOR!

[bdubb629]

i love how many WCW and WWF references there are lol

[GalaxiaShadow]

BEAT SHO ASS! XD

[videogamenostalgia]

The court scene is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I'm a law student, and you have no idea how many times I've quoted the court scene in this...

[Davisrullzs]

@videogamenostalgia Ever told the judge to shove it up his ass and how this is bullshit and you never wanted to serve that blue person.

[videogamenostalgia]

@Davisrullzs No, but I have gone 'fuck Hitler!'

[Trollaverse]

@videogamenostalgia Ever say, "your honor this is bullshit!!" ? that'd be win!

[videogamenostalgia]

@Trollaverse I had to see my tutor today, because I wrote 'dammit all I want to do is a zoom a zoom-zoom in a boom-boom. Ya feelin me? So many laws to learn, man...' in an exam. It wasn't a very important one, and I had no fucking clue what the answer was.

[Trollaverse]

@videogamenostalgia That is awseome! must rememeber to say that next I'm confused about shit.

[Nonamearisto]

@videogamenostalgia I'm also a law school student, and find this hilarious. Plessy v. Ferguson is really bad for mutant equal rights...

[thetruemagicalnegro]

@videogamenostalgia

"Yeah, sure, whatever, with your habeus corpus and your Plessy v. Ferguson and your damn Miranda Rights…"

[DaytonaRoadster]

@videogamenostalgia Heil Hitlor your Honor...ya i did that in court too, didnt go well

[thundernegro]

god, this shit was fucking hilarious.

[duecepitbull]

"I dont give a dam about your opinion son of blue faxion of the united states of MUTANTS technology and all that bullshit"!!!

[mrseximix]

@duecepitbull lol

[KillaNate520]

muthafucka u blind?? better get some contacts!

[CousinRolf231]

YEAHHHH FUCK HITLER!

[hinzahyuna]

what you got a little pepe when you jump on me you don't feel that your little dick you little pepe yah you no dick....Smell like shit(LONG PAUSE) AT least I have a PENIS!!!!!

[nlo13]

but she waz listenin to the blue da buh dee da buh dah by Eiffel 65

[hinzahyuna]

you know god damn well that your grandma had all that paper thats why i tried to shoot her in the motherfucking face....DAMN!!!

[TheAceduece91]

1:50 dammit all i wanna do is zooma zoom in the boom boom...ya feel me?

[TheAceduece91]

hahaah 1:50 - "dammit all i wanna do is zooma zoom zoom and'a boom boom...u mutants always makin it so hard...its too many laws..."

[L33TX43RT]

"You know goddamn well your grandma had all that paper, that's why I tried to shoot her in the muthafuckin' face!"

[BorgesProduction]

"Cut that Nazi Bullshit" LMAO

[lilsed3]

hmm u smell like shit *long pause* AT LEAST I HAVE A PENIS!!!!

[kevenator12]

PUT SOME 22S ON DAT SUM BITCH!!!!!!

[codywtanner]

HAHAHAHA his face at 3:37 cracks me up

He is just like. Oh shit!

[Datron101]

@codywtanner shut yo ass up cody

[Sylderon]

Heil Hitler, ya Honor! Also, how did all that gunfire not blow up the money?

[Sylderon]

Heil Hitler, ya Honor!

[Xenmaru00]

@Sylderon cut that nazi bull....shit!

[BrickCity4eva]

"Haven't been in jail since I sucked a pickle in front of Chuck E. Cheese's"

[sam9151992]

"YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL YOUR GRANDMA HAD ALL THAT PAPER THAT''S WHY I TRIED TO SHOOT HER IN DA MOTHER FUCKING FACE!! "

[Slacker4LiFe247]

Nigga you gonna have to do that shit at Halloween Havoc me you and the macho man and shit lol

[graphitesoul]

@Slacker4LiFe247

that shit cracked me up... the cartoon characters face was spot on too

[guilematt]

cut that nazi shit! LOL

[TheHeroHartmut]

8:35

OH YEYAH!

[momoney14]

The music from streets of rage got me rollin @4:14

[vash2987]

terminator music had me in tears

[Killzonex101]

PUT SOME TWENTY- TWO'S ON THAT SOME BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[desojandoxmargaritas]

Fireworks?! Daddy are you in there?!