The Theory of Evolution Explained - Short Film

[pawlopascual]

This vid was too long, too embarrassing... creationists are made up of people who wasn't the brightest tools in the shed, when they graduated, they tried to stand behind a theory like 'them smart people' and contest with them- it's their only way to relieve them of the feel of intellectual inferiority. creationists are merely simple people crying for praise, acknowledgement..

[doneidson]

So, that's how it's done. 

[jacobpaprotskiy]

so this cant proof for evolution even I know that, computers arn't biological organisms, therefore cant reproduce and their offspring can't be subducted to random mutations, which, if benifical would have merged into the spieces genepool through natural selection, would cause large genetic variations among isolated groups,which over a period of time would result in speciation, but see that is bogus we never seen one 'kind' produce a different 'kind'. We never seen a dog produce a non-dog before

[jacobpaprotskiy]

oh so thats the proof for the wow i never would have guessed dam isnt that darwin guy so stupid. the theory of evolution is a conspiricy made up by athiests so they would have a reason not to believe in god and sin and have homosexual sex and kill little babies.

[hazzbo1]

you fucking retards

[oceaneyess67]

LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>­>

[1Silas11]

Evolution doesn't need to be explained, it's nothing more than a victorian myth!

[pgdevil]

Don't put computers in the water, they're full of heavy metals and other sources of pollution, you fucking dipshits.

[skworq]

It's a sad day for Creationists when they have to stoop to this level.

[321Carl2000]

Someone kill them before i facepalm- wait, don't. Too late.

[Venaloid]

This has GOT to be a spoof, PLEASE tell me it's a spoof! (The category is comedy, phew!)

[kyledavidbyron]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO IGNORANT!!!!!!!!!! 

[philhunter2005]

GGGAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[tekproxy]

Just because you don't know how embarrassing it should be to be in this video, doesn't mean it's not actually embarrassing.

[Psychartic]

Christians are stupid. Evolution takes millions of years. I heard a christian get asked about dinosaurs once and he said it was a test of god. pfft. sorry idiots. Giant hot blooded lizards were made for eating things, not for jesus.

[bigblackron]

Generalizations are stupid. This video is so funny, but only if you really know the basics of evolution theory.

[Psychartic]

This video was stupid, it made no sense. Yes the theory of evolution is that one thing can change to something bigger and more well adjusted, but it was thought of by a brilliant man.

This is Christians at their finest, and I'm glad I abandoned that lifestyle. Seacrest Out.

[stunhabter]

Is this creationist trying to ridicule the theory of evolution or is it sommeone making fun of creationists trying to ridicule evolution?

[zodiakranch]

@stunhabter not sure but it is in the comedy section

[jmthetank]

This is like a satire of a creationist satire. I think it's making fun of creationists, and how little they understand evolution.

[xerc1]

It's funny how almost everybody trying to refute evolution hasn't passed a basic biology class. Read a book before you try to make fun of something you don't understand ...

[aic7dust]

This is the dumbest video I've ever seen. I want my 3:51 back

[pureevilfnord]

Wow! Usually ignorance is funny!

[mad7777]

why is this funny? "Mr. Darwin" sounds presents moronic arguments in favor of evolution, and he sounds like a moron. this would be like saying that you believe in creationism because an invisible entity created everything, and you know this because it's in your heart. moronic, but not funny.

[MrBadham]

I thought the Darwin guy was a good actor. He made me laugh out loud because I thought I was watching something serious. He really caught me off guard.

[purplejugnut]

he should have thrown a rib out there to see if he gets a woman.

[rosssanti]

this is hilariuosly awesome, and im an athiest.

this is too laughable to argue about

i'm presuming this is a joke correct?

[AlexSarcasm]

NNNO

[luappmek23]

did you notice he was walking on water its jesus............well he would not be keen on evolution as his dad is the christian god!

[TipoXD]

it takes millions and billions of years before a animal is born a bit different than the previous

[XenHev]

I really hope this wasn't trying to debunk evolution, if so it was a terribly failed attempt.

[grotillum]

LOL.

Should i remind you that humans have evolved from an inferior primate species?

That means that Jesus and Mohamed and all the other "saints" are evolved primates just like all the humans. ;)

This must be the stuff that pisses fundamentalist religious people so much that they try to reject the evolution process at all cost. They don't even care how ridiculous they look with their scientific proofs or satires like this video. :P:P:P

[ButterlySmuckers]

whenever someone mentions "Demon possesion" scientologist have these lame comebacks that cant be proven. 4 adults having trouble pinning down an 11year old kid cant be explaind without excepting that its demonic possesion. So that already there shows evoltuion is a bust, and another reason is because after they looked at the first dna strand , it totally proved Darwins theory was a joke and thats why its not so popular as it used to be..

[grotillum]

@ButterlySmuckers

The demon possed persons are nothing but humans with severe mental problems, and some of them can be treted at special hospitals.

Putting a cross in their face and reading them something from a book won't solve any problem.

But if you are a redneck that believes all the ressurection of possesed people that you saw on tv. then there's nothing more i can say to you, except the fact that is weird how these demons speak only when they have a mic in their face.

[elredplague]

What I don't get is why god built such a shitty hell that the devil and his demon's are always getting out to corrupt us. I mean if god would have done a more thorough job Satan wouldn't have made Eve eat that apple.

[luccaskunk]

I can't tell if ButterlySmuckers is actually that retarded or a troll.

[stevebritgimp]

Oh, and their eyesight can't be that good - it's a monitor, it's not a computer - again religionists looking for agency where there is none. The processing occurs in that box under your desk, not the brightly coloured screen you look at. Maybe I'm taking this video too literally, the monitor just illustrates their point, we shouldn't take things too literally should we.

[stevebritgimp]

I can't work this video out. Is it meant to be taking the piss out of creationists, or is it a tract? Anyway, the best evidence against creationism is the fact that both the guys in the video wear glasses - obviously their lifespan exceeds the utility of their eyesight - some design. Oh, yes - and they're wearing clothes - so not adapted to the local climate either - chalk another one up, or as god said: 'my bad'.

[Politicimo]

It's amazing that the creationists still CANNOT grasp the difference between a watch and a living organism. watches do NOT reproduce - they do NO mutate, they are NOT subject to natural selection, and their parts do NOT have a natural affinity towards each other like the molecules in living beings.

How STUPID can they be!? GROW UP PEOPLE! Denying reality will NOT make it go away!

[theshredator]

Interesting how the same people who believe creationism is true have such an incompetent sense of humor. This vid is just depressing. These creationism people are fucking hopeless.

[peehead99]

Is this supposed to be funny? I really have no idea if this is an attempt at humour or if it is just unbelievably inane. I couldn't even manage to watch it all the way through, it was just so stupid.

[Coryscott5]

Certainly no rational person could be this stupid and confused, could they?

[10baseer]

Wow, if this is the outcome of a creationist post injesuswetrust ejaculation then well done! it'll help most of your ignorant comerades learn -not- much more about evolution, and if this is in favour of evolution, i can't think of a free thinker coming up with something like "Charles Darwing must be smiling in his grave". evolution is not something you have to believe, just accept. as cruel as it is.

[Cupit29]

This is mocking the average creationist's understanding of evolution, right? It has to be a joke.

[MelaniePortrip]

This is so fucking stupid. People who don't attempt to understand evolution should be shot.

[PJDesseyn]

it's strange how things go, isn't it?

when evolutionists laugh with creationists, it's actually funny, but when creationists try to laugh with evolutionists, they just don't get it...

computers that reproduce, that would be funnier for example. or if he threw a fish in the lake, that evolved in a sexy girl the next day...now THAT would be cool.

if you want to mock something, make it funny...take our jokes as an example, we have great source to mock.

[Erech01]

that would be a miricle, not evolution....

[steveaksel]

Why do Christians have such a bad sense of humor, The video is really lame

[MelaniePortrip]

Lol, agreed.

[paulmarko]

seriously! Most of these skits aren't "funny" so much as "approved my my mom"

[cappercastro]

Biology is the study of living things.

It's just like Jesus said after storming the beaches of Normandy; "god help us"

[Robokiller80]

You know antibiotics, they are REAL EXAMPLES of natural selection, and natural selection is the cornerstone of evolution, and can you please define theory for me please?

[vespuzzi]

Ignorant jerks!

[Salladsdressing]

If you are going to make so called jokes about darwin you should at least have read his books and biografy.

These people have clearly done nither!

Darwin collected hundreds of animals, fossils and traveled all over the world and worked on his theory for many many years before he wrote Origin Of Spicies.

Origin of Spicies does not claim to KNOW how life came into existance it only shows how it EVOLVES! Idiot video!

[salahuddin786]

God is plenty ABLE to initiate life via evolution if He willed - but He decreed this not ... Evolution is for the athiest to give him sleep at night to ease his hardened heart .... but then again awakes fully depressed and demoralised and witnesses illnesses mentally and psychologically

[FEAROFFEET]

If you need god to keep you mentally stable,maybe you need medical treatment.

[salahuddin786]

Evolution or not .. I think not .... God uses TOOLS to initiatiate the PROCESS and gives everything its NATURE and guides it ARIGHT - this is what the Quran states - God is Majestic and He merely commands and nature obeys hence you see everything in PERFECTION whether it is the COSMOS or LIFE - you see NO RIFT and it dazzles the beholder and one sees the INEVITABLE TRUTH unless one's heart is BLINDED

[bindingnemo]

HAHAAHHAHA... this is sooo stupid.

[uraspaz88]

The theory of evolution has a butt load of flaws, whether you believe in God or not, if you actually learn the theory, you'll see there are flaws in it. I don't think its very safe to believe what people/tv/ect tell you about either side.

[Erech01]

until science our answer for everything was 'god did it' this includes raining and earthquakes:/ because of science we nw about hw we came to the world as we know it, christianity doesnt like this because it knocks t off 1 of its last legs that make people beleive it, they answer everything with god did it, they have 'blind faith' i thnk its the term, personally i do not like to walk arund blind to what is really gong on, science FTW!! join the road 2 discovery

[salahuddin786]

Both the Bible and the Evolution is a figment of the imagination - Darwin assumed cleverly - but the nt he dsicoveriy of the DNA and the cell structure and the immense number of species collapsed his theory...Using billions and the huge media machine is fooling the world just like the Trinity in the theology of the Christian God - this is all fabrication and lies and like magic to decieve the beholder

[SolidSnake69XXX]

It's this kind of gross over-simplification and rejection of proven scientific fact that makes me ashamed of the Human Race. Darwin opened the eyes of our entire race to the wonder life and its ability to change and adapt. Which... in my opinion... is far more complex, elegant, and satisfying than any "faith" could ever be. Shame on you for promoting this none-sense.

[DeimosSaturn]

If you asked the person who wrote this script to write a paper on evolution for highschool biology, they would have failed.

This is more misrepresentation to fool theists into thinking the real theory of evolution is some absurd nonesense as is portrayed in this video.

[quidwitch]

I'm embarrassed to be a Christian now. You seem to hate science and whatnot, but heyhey, you'll still use technology even though THAT'S science. Give God the credit for Evolution for once in your life.

[quidwitch]

I'm Christian and that video is just one thing that makes me ashamed to be Christian. Why can't you just accept evolution as being one of God's most amazing creations? God is more complex than what the bible said (the 7 day creation is a METAPHOR!!!! Stop taking the Bible's stories all literally!) he would'nt just create the world by clicking his fingers, he's more intelligent than that. Start giving God the credit for evolution!

[farvision]

God is not involved in evolution at all. To think

so means you don't understand it.

[acme181169]

If what was depicted here, was the same as evoltionary theory, I would'nt believe it either! I suggest some people should pick something other than the bible!

[Absurdity360]

Wow. Way to mistake evolution for abiogenesis.

[DDDDDDDD35]

are you seriously comparing a teacher who won't teach known lies to children with a butcher? are you serious?

[chrispollock]

Boy, leave it to religious people to totally not understand how evolution works

[DDDDDDDD35]

What scientists were burned at the stake? Galileo was trialed, but only put under house arrest, never imprisoned. How many teachers/professors now would be fired or persecuted if they taught against the lies of evolution, such as peppered moth, java man, etc?

[DDDDDDDD35]

What's your favorite evidence for evolution? Is it fossils? Is it the millions of transitional forms that haven't been found? Is it vestigial organs? What do you have? I'll tell you what you have. You have a conscience that convicts you when you do wrong. And so to try to silence it, you tell yourself there is no God, so you won't be held accountable for your actions.

[rneeG]

this very well said ...this really what evolution claims ... 5/5 only God ...

[sablechicken]

Funny!

[KippTheKidd]

They're not idiots, they're making fun of the idiots.  The group that made this makes all sorts of heresy, hehehe. I would think that the creationists would have tried to be a little more convincing.

[yannigk]

I don't see the conflict between evolution and religion. The 7 days in the bible is probably true, except that the 7 'days' is in the God's world and time, and in the human world it's billions of years. And evolution? Why is it so difficult to accept that we do look a lot like our primate cousins?

[KippTheKidd]

Are you calling me a monkey? =)

[yannigk]

I guess we all are :D

[DDDDDDDD35]

Sorry, but Genesis 1 accounts that plants were created on day 3 and the sun was created on day 4. How could they have survived billions of years without the sun? God is true light. His Bible is true. Repent from your sins, put your trust in Christ to save you, and live your life in obedience to Him. Peace.

[yannigk]

How do fishes survive in the deepest ocean where sunlight doesn't get through either? I'm not saying God isn't true, I'm just saying that i don't think we should take what the bible says literally.

[DDDDDDDD35]

vannigk, I don't see how that is a problem for you. Many creatures live in underground caves where there is no sunlight (Osama Bin Laden for example). If God can create the universe and everything inside (including trillions of suns, your eyeball, birds, flowers, and whales), and defeat death in 3 days, what is too hard for Him? Peace.

[yannigk]

what is, indeed..

[Starmaro]

Brilliant. It's about time somebody tore them evolutionists a new one. Evolution makes ZERO sense. I mean, it's pretty freaking clear that everything on earth just appeared fully formed. God created the earth, not evolution! Obvious!

But seriously, fun video, well made.

[marco054]

haha, these guys are funny.

[saxquiz]

Yeah, evolution happens in a day. It took billions of years for life as we see it today to develop. Watching this video makes me think that Christians are even dumber than I thought.  This video totally makes me see the flaws in evolution and I want to convert!

[rekabetan]

This is obviously NOT evolution. Whoever made this is clearly an idiot.