lol theres a guy i know that goes on african safaris. and next time he goes, he gonna kill a monkey and stuff it, and make it into a toilet paper holder for his bathroom. wouldn't that be awesome!!!
I'm not really 'meatmaster89' that's my son, (I am watching you secretly) ie; without His knowledge. I need to know two things, or yes, I will die. Has your father ever lived in Anchorage? And how old are you? I am not asking for a shout out...those are lame, but well, maybe this is too...slip in the info sometime...you're a smart guy. And no, you are not my son's daddy.
I have yet to study for the midterms I have in approximately 6 hours, and I'm watching Danny. Frankly, I find Danny a little more interesting than school.
You've actually become my favourite person, no joke. :D I'm.. actually in the middle of a watching a movie and I just strayed here to watch a bit more of your videos, since I didn't watch em all yesterday. AND 2 NEW ONES. PARTEEEEH! :D ... :| And you know, I'm known for the fact of not being a FAN of ANYTHING. You might just be the first. It's scaring me, kinda..
I would say something along the lines of if you don't feel safe there then come over and visit me (in a suburb of DC, in the metro area), but honestly that doesn't make it any less safe. And besides, neither of us know each other.
By the way, condradulations on being the first person i've ever seen that has an old guy with a beard named skycarl wanting to be known for singing a song about every one of his videos...you're really makin it..
Nice lips on the mask behind you at 1:15...i'm honestly pretty suprised you had nothing to say about that...but maybe you were too scared for your life to think about your buddy and his masked love secrets...
i think Danny and everyone around him is rather wealthy. Final summation, if i had the kind of time to bounce around the country and make 2+ minute videos, well, lets just say they would be good.
if you watched his videos you would know why he is in DC, and not just bouncing around the country. Also, is it his fault if he is wealthy? I think not.
danny i am beginning to worry about you...you don't seem like yourself. not that i personally know you or anything. oh well. you still are hilarious :D
Ever seen the movie Creep Show? I hope, for your sake, that you didn't before spending a night in a house with a bunch of wooden boxes. It's a series of short scary movies, and one of them has to do with a creature that lives inside of a wooden box that eats people when they get close to it.
Good luck with that, hope nothing strange happens to you. If/when they come alive, somehow I think you would fit right in and become their leader. lol.
Hey my sister works in the Pentagon and told me she would find it hilarious if you did the nozzle project (I know you said it would be at the White House). I am hoping to hear from her if it was in the "gossip circuit" at the Pentagon, haha
If that guy likes freaky stuff he should watchthis show called "Oddities" on science channel
aysharpietwintip13 2 weeks ago
IT'S PEDOBEAR!
KarlaMarieMaddox 6 months ago
Just shows to go ya.......xD
LukaPaja 1 year ago
only danny can make a video about boxes funny as shit XD lol
jb0258 1 year ago
What is with you and hand puppets!
mbfroggie 1 year ago
ROFL for adam.
TheDrPhillip 1 year ago
1:22 - 1:25 lol
stuffed monkey holding the coffee table
devonika91 2 years ago
lol theres a guy i know that goes on african safaris. and next time he goes, he gonna kill a monkey and stuff it, and make it into a toilet paper holder for his bathroom. wouldn't that be awesome!!!
Kalafut42 3 years ago
i personally think it would be kinda creepy having a dead monkey hold my toilet paper.
MrMushroomCloud 2 years ago
The ending is the best. Come back to DC!
Kissy731 3 years ago
ROFL @ the intro, ahahahahaha.
Proto69 3 years ago
lol curious george
paulDIAT 3 years ago
hahaha this is one of my favorites definately.
XwearesosofineX 3 years ago 4
LOOOL
SdUdExDo 3 years ago
hahaha!! this guy is a fucking genious!!!!
gobidessert 3 years ago 14
@gobidessert That's an old comment...
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I'm not really 'meatmaster89' that's my son, (I am watching you secretly) ie; without His knowledge. I need to know two things, or yes, I will die. Has your father ever lived in Anchorage? And how old are you? I am not asking for a shout out...those are lame, but well, maybe this is too...slip in the info sometime...you're a smart guy. And no, you are not my son's daddy.
meatmaster89 3 years ago
holy shit ur sons 47?! i just checked ur profile wowee
kris1596 3 years ago
HEHEehehe lolxz! 5starzz!
neifpolo 3 years ago
Gold!
Nic33rd 3 years ago 2
i just want to know.........lol
That should be in a motha fuckin finger suckin movie. BEEYAOOOO
SitOnMyFaceXXX 3 years ago
u said shows to go ya :D
Jonlikescheese 3 years ago 4
molested bear's face FTW! :D
ridd1e 3 years ago 2
lmaooo
NycAttentionWhore 3 years ago
I just hope Adam isn't what cutewithchris calls a "gay bear" :P
skeeredstupid 3 years ago 3
I have yet to study for the midterms I have in approximately 6 hours, and I'm watching Danny. Frankly, I find Danny a little more interesting than school.
bdeguz 3 years ago 14
haha you're a genius, i love it because i think your humor is exactly the same as the small part of mine which scares people...
(so it's nice to know that it isn't normal ;p)
Joygirl136 3 years ago
Does this mean you got all the nozzles?
SuperStingray 3 years ago
he got 324 I seem to remember... unfortunately, they didnt all survive the mail journey...
MrOmniscient 3 years ago
It's not a question of if the items will come alive and attack us, it's a question of when.... LMAO BRILLIANT!!! <3
kitten4819 3 years ago 4
That is the saddest stuffed bear I have ever seen. Also, you do look very scared.
Maddog53 3 years ago 4
that is what you get for playin with monkeys. next time wear mask or some kind of protective gear.
mnr8788 3 years ago 5
You Rock man!
Brendan824 3 years ago
haha
i say "shows to go ya" from time to time...it switches things up.
thanks for keeping it interesting.
have a good one!
tennisguy622 3 years ago
You've actually become my favourite person, no joke. :D I'm.. actually in the middle of a watching a movie and I just strayed here to watch a bit more of your videos, since I didn't watch em all yesterday. AND 2 NEW ONES. PARTEEEEH! :D ... :| And you know, I'm known for the fact of not being a FAN of ANYTHING. You might just be the first. It's scaring me, kinda..
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
Which of the boxes was Mary Jane in?
TheyROutThere 3 years ago 4
I Live in Annapolis, about 20-30 minutes from DC...kinda cool
Vaderrulz 3 years ago
man
you must be a blast to invite to parties
i have a feeling that you really arent trying to be funny, your stuff always comes across as natural, not put on.
keep up the good stuff man
jtriffo 3 years ago
jesus christ danny. im sick today. and u totally made me feel better with this video. i was laughing ALOUD through out the whole thing!
thanextbigthing0 3 years ago 2
i like adam's stuff, minimalism is dull.
wonkytrolley 3 years ago
This just shows to go me how quality your videos are. =]
Keep up the quality humor. Your viewers truly do appreciate your originality and taste for the unorthodox.
VictimOfBoredom 3 years ago 3
so does this mean the douche nozel project is a go???
cobain93 3 years ago 2
did he just say "shows to go ya"?
Yuggdrasil 3 years ago
hahaha, you're my favorite part of the week! If there was such a thing as too funny, you just might be it.
Raeberry 3 years ago
lol, i think he said "shows to go ya" instead of "goes to show ya" ahahaha
nama1995 3 years ago
What's the deal with the blowjob mask?! XD
daleech 3 years ago 3
Yikes!
tofresh28 3 years ago
you kinda look like the crazy guy off superbad
slamt07 3 years ago
Adam has interesting decor tastes, and by interesting I mean but ass ugly.
meggiemeg86 3 years ago
its when they come alive...lmao
BudDaFaTtY1 3 years ago
With this much shit in his house, it is not a matter of if it will come alive, but when.
54321!!! 12345... and we're normal again.
gunnyjack23 3 years ago
I hope you checked for a special, danny-sized box.
maxpooper 3 years ago 5
I live in D.C lets make a baby :)!!
nenaalanna13 3 years ago 2
I would say something along the lines of if you don't feel safe there then come over and visit me (in a suburb of DC, in the metro area), but honestly that doesn't make it any less safe. And besides, neither of us know each other.
Good luck! Don't get eaten!
Deliamheraset 3 years ago 2
Wow his room looks awesomely cool. Sometimes when people have clutter, there's a story behind those items. <3 what looks like glazed pottery.
mykieu 3 years ago 2
That was a funny one!
ChadderCheeze 3 years ago 2
not just one piece of fairly-oddly-shaped green pottery... eight kajillion.
emlove143 3 years ago
lol, there coming!!!!
viper139 3 years ago
hahaha "all of them!"
StevieProductions 3 years ago
Haha, I can't stop saying, "It just shows ta go ya," now.
Caffiend 3 years ago
Why do people have so much shit like that in there house, its creapy as hell.
eatpumkin090 3 years ago
Clutter, clutter..always be fearful of the clutter.
mom2grls72 3 years ago
Okay, I thought I had a lot of wooden boxes, but apparently Adam is more into it than me.Hope you sleep okay!Lol.
WannabeBallerina 3 years ago
HAHA!!
Just shows to go ya!
NorcomAlum2005 3 years ago
Dude...I'm in DC...we should get together for a beer. How long are you here?
terrylhartley 3 years ago
Lmao
meth32 3 years ago
just shows to go ya!
TeleShaman 3 years ago
By the way, condradulations on being the first person i've ever seen that has an old guy with a beard named skycarl wanting to be known for singing a song about every one of his videos...you're really makin it..
willsonn123 3 years ago
Rofl... Yea wtf IS that about? Kinda creepy. But thats just my opinion...
morganika 3 years ago
Nice lips on the mask behind you at 1:15...i'm honestly pretty suprised you had nothing to say about that...but maybe you were too scared for your life to think about your buddy and his masked love secrets...
willsonn123 3 years ago
not if but when x)) lol
neifpolo 3 years ago
sleeping with your eyes open hillaryobamarous
JapanAlex01 3 years ago
So lets meet this friend of yours :)
vamp666babe 3 years ago
haha good job. I am waiting for school to start, and my dad can just hear me from the other room, laughing hysterically.
effingloserrr 3 years ago
"alright danny time to go buddy!"
domk55 3 years ago
im building a collection of weird junk , hopefully when im that age ill have friends scared of my home too! *fingers crossed* !
000Isabele000 3 years ago
so, do groupies storm you for autographs in airports yet?
AnonimBot 3 years ago
ahah. Very nice. Another vid favorited.
gunnyjack23 3 years ago
Haha i couldn't pick a single line to qoute, the whole thing was too funny, your acting is gewd you look genuinly scared, great stuff.
SSJ3Dragonfist 3 years ago
lolzies
levimon 3 years ago
"adam's a drunk,and he molests bears
Um,where were you holding that bear?
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
Wooden boxes!
sinistermoon 3 years ago
i think Danny and everyone around him is rather wealthy. Final summation, if i had the kind of time to bounce around the country and make 2+ minute videos, well, lets just say they would be good.
MisterJaypers 3 years ago
if you watched his videos you would know why he is in DC, and not just bouncing around the country. Also, is it his fault if he is wealthy? I think not.
Sirpip 3 years ago
NOZZLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
iqchip 3 years ago
you're too awesome... and apparently so are you're friends.
verandi1986 3 years ago
dude are all your friends rich? cus voodoo masks cost quite a bit from what I hear.
TheDailyMonk 3 years ago
you are on your nozzle quest?
draw4u209 3 years ago
As always, great vid,,, the adventure continues,,makes me want to sing about it. hehe
skycarl 3 years ago
You have some weird friends that make you look normal... but after watching all your vids, I don't know what normal is anymore. Nice vid! 5 stars!
xpo147 3 years ago 3
hehehee
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
Hahaha, awesome.
OMGItsJamess 3 years ago 2
Alex Coiller
please don't search this! :(
theman696996 3 years ago
hahaha, very funny!! "it's a question of WHEN they'll come alive" lol
mle011 3 years ago
adam has cool stuff
vivahateakaanabanana 3 years ago
Wow, I couldn't stop laughing (especially at the bear part). This is one of my favorite videos now :)
kingtobo 3 years ago
You say that as if drunken bear molestation is a bad thing...
I think I might have to rethink my values...
Lokpique 3 years ago
lol loves the new hair style!
vegetalordvegeta 3 years ago
Gosh, this one was kinda scary!
heli20380 3 years ago
Another few minutes of classic comedy :)
SeanDevereux999 3 years ago
looks like fun
hope there are plenty nozzles in that bag of yours!
n8tn808 3 years ago
ahahahahaha
Good one Danny. He likes it!!!
onepersontwoperson 3 years ago
It's not a question of If, but When
:D
ally6789 3 years ago 2
Why are you allways in different places? Are you running from the law? Or your parents? Did The Man In The Mask do something?
CanOfSpam 3 years ago
danny i am beginning to worry about you...you don't seem like yourself. not that i personally know you or anything. oh well. you still are hilarious :D
Liz10000 3 years ago
From 1:10 to 1:25 I was laughing so hard, I split a hemorrhoid in half. :)
I wish we could give like 10 stars
AirelonTrading 3 years ago
Omg... favorite sayings,
"Hes a collector of sorts,"
"you see with a house with this much shit in it, its not a question of -if- the items are going to come alive and attack us but when."
That and his face and how freaked out he seems to be... I like to call that the post dramatic stressed face....lolz.
A side note post dramatic stress syndrome is not funny usually but here it is.
Johnhazrd 3 years ago
...traumatic
spentfromnz 3 years ago
Alright Danny, it's time to go eat! (1:12)
Adam has no respect for your work! lol
lxrylinc 3 years ago
Glad you made it here! Now we can meet up!
Treknologist 3 years ago
Haha. You had better be delivering those douche nozzles !!
FatNation 3 years ago
are you delivering the douche nozzles to the prez in D.C.?
sh8oony 3 years ago
funny shit
odin422 3 years ago
lol monkey!!
darkwizardman 3 years ago
got worried that u died or something. i need my daily gradual report.
pezareg0od 3 years ago
Ever seen the movie Creep Show? I hope, for your sake, that you didn't before spending a night in a house with a bunch of wooden boxes. It's a series of short scary movies, and one of them has to do with a creature that lives inside of a wooden box that eats people when they get close to it.
Yeah. Sleep well tonight!
pagelzilla 3 years ago
it appears to have a touch of a southwest motif going on.
Gigi
ABQdoubleG 3 years ago
Good luck with that, hope nothing strange happens to you. If/when they come alive, somehow I think you would fit right in and become their leader. lol.
Wynner3 3 years ago
Haha
Shablo5 3 years ago
looks like my house only neater
yoy331 3 years ago
I love being a candy droplet!
luvthecanadian 3 years ago
Hey my sister works in the Pentagon and told me she would find it hilarious if you did the nozzle project (I know you said it would be at the White House). I am hoping to hear from her if it was in the "gossip circuit" at the Pentagon, haha
Krsch2005 3 years ago
OMG are you doin the nozzle thing o_O
yomomma1406 3 years ago
monkeh!
that was awesome. i want to look inside the boxes... i just NEED to know.
Zeddicius 3 years ago
How many nozzles do you have exactly?
RobotChicken1 3 years ago
nozzle time!!
urbanfleur 3 years ago
your in DC! i live in maryland :)u should really get out of that creepy house!
Coreypalooza 3 years ago
how was the flight?
blarghblarghblargh 3 years ago
aha those houses are always scarey, specially old people houses with all those dolls that have crocheted dresses...
atelophobiac 3 years ago
just wait till you finally fall asleep and the stuffed money jumps on top of you and says "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!"
sheffieldmvp 3 years ago
shows to go ya
Kevron76 3 years ago
"its not a question of if the items are going to come alive and attack us, but when."
haha, very funny danny. :D five stars as always.
babybuddybear 3 years ago
your in d.c!!
omgee we should hang :]
it would be ubber fun :] <333
candycanedeqa 3 years ago
Oh jesus, I think I saw the lamp blink at me.
AntiCliche 3 years ago
that bear is feeding you lies! he's the one that's gonna get you. i can tell.
geoffcraft 3 years ago
I sleep with my eyes open! I'll be sure to get a video of it...can't be anymore disturbing than molesting a bear lol. Your vids are awesome:)
CuteChickOnWheels 3 years ago
Adam's house looks alot like my grandma's. Probably smells like it too.
SDaVidS0n 3 years ago 2
Via con dios my friend.
sevendueceoffsuit 3 years ago
Good luck with the Nozzle Project. We re pullin for ya in okc.
Kevron76 3 years ago
I like your friend Adam's stuff!
ilovethepickle0 3 years ago
Wow that was an amazing little adventure of sorts.
ct2004 3 years ago
advkh yv
TrueFever 3 years ago
Is it nozzle time already??
kakinfo2 3 years ago
haha that was great
i hope there isnt anything too freaky inside those wooden boxes
Daiana1818 3 years ago
Haha, let us know how sleeping with ur eyes open worked out.
xIlIuzionx 3 years ago
Friend?.... or your latest victim. I'm convinced you're a serial killer... sexy.
bralen24 3 years ago
NOZZLE PROJECT FOR THE WIN!!
SquireCD 3 years ago 2
You're just like Jim Carrey, its insane!
DoodieFaceXX 3 years ago
I agree!
SimplyKell 3 years ago
lol, that is all. You may go now. Go on. What the hell are you still doing here? GET THE PARK OUT OF MY STORE!
Combiner81 3 years ago
howdy!
bralen24 3 years ago
cool video love it.
sentrystewart 3 years ago