Behemoth - I got erection 10/10

[Brainardpottery]

I really need to make a condom line Called " Behemoth Condoms." It has a nice ring to it. Buy your behemoth condoms today.

[watcher2405]

Behemoth, because Viagra is boring.

[BeeBlur]

awesome crowd!

[trooper888888888888]

Erection from Poland! :D \m/

[CristiHainic]

slayer - i hate you melodic line anyone??

[h4xx0rrx]

This song is almost as sexy as a young skinny cunt

[LewPez]

this sucks so much. his talk at the beginning is just pathetic. it's sad to see a band that sucks too much to make good songs themselves. one of the worst covers i have forced my ears to listen to.

[jspvenom]

@LewPez Um, the crowd does not share your feelings sir.

[LewPez]

@jspvenom

the masses are usually wrong.

you called me "sir". that's interesting, because someone on that level of politeness seems unlikely to appreciate phrases like: "this one i wanna dedicate to all the cute chicks in the crowd tonight, thank you so much for keeping us erected".

[jspvenom]

@LewPez It's just metal. Cool out.



[6Necro6lust6]

@LewPez i hope you get raped

[LewPez]

@6Necro6lust6 i hope a crazy grizzly bear with mad cow disease enters your bed room at night while you're sleeping

[drkex]

@LewPez Sounds hot.

[gorod343]

Killed it Sick!!!

[202ENTER]

haxyu idite

[psychoticbishoujou]

LADY BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kalikalinski]

yeah, it's cover. however, they changed lyrics a little bit. ;)

[YourRoadToHell]

@kalikalinski no really? turbonegro singing about getting erections when they "hear black metal sound"?

[666rhess]

ładnie

[govvl]

HAHAHAHA 3:30 SHE GOT A ERECTION !!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[sugessad]

In the reactions there should be an Erection option

[lRatBatSpider]

No, i got erection

[NoneBuriedDeeper]

Its a Turbonergo cover. It's funny that two Black metal bands have covered it.

[daemondu69]

I got an erection listening to this...

[SuicidalNight]

Behemoth - true!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[menel9]

ZAJEBISTE!

[dcmzbadass]

this is a cover for the dumb fucks who didnt know. this is a turbonegro song

[deathblackthrashing]

Hilarious.

[condor484]

how come this didn't show on the discography i downloaded LEGALLY.

[666MetalNeverDies666]

@condor484 This is a cover song and will only be played live, they never recorded it in studio.

[Theneongray2]

hahah I never knew bout this song lol

[MsWonder95]

That's so fucking awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!

[Zarkania7]

Behemoth's music is usually killer, but this is, to put it nicely....different. lol

[wheelmann1]

26 people lost their fucking dicks ...

[Zarkania7]

@wheelmann1 welcome to womanhood :P

[heystupidopenthedoor]

-me gusta-

[555kornknot666]

I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ERECTION THIS BIG BEFORE! THANK YOU, BEHEMOTH!

[SICKGRINDCORE666]

@555kornknot666 thats smexxi!

[leadpipeninja111]

This is why I ADORE behemoth. THIS SHIT RIGHT HURR!!! :DD

[ThrashEagle]

I wish the audio was louder.

[freddyXDyeah]

25 people are impotent lol

[SICKGRINDCORE666]

I GOT A HUGE FACKIN BONER RIGHT NOW!

[horsefucker1680]

@SICKGRINDCORE666 Me too. :D

[SICKGRINDCORE666]

@horsefucker1680 then jerk that facken thing!

[TheMorgotth]

25 people need viagra

[BrainDeadVision]

@TheMorgotth Lol

[EdgeStormcrow]

fucken funny fucks !

[mariusenglezu1]

25 people are gays...

[mirdoable]

Perfect cover ! Fans from Czech Republic ! :)

[ryan4447]

i jizzed

[TheMetalReaper7]

Damn I stil love this live video. It sounds better than the Turbo Negro's original version.

[TheMetalReaper7]

Damn I stil love this live video.

[pivetlord13]

Who is this song by originally?

[jaakkoppi]

@pivetlord13

Turbonegro´s

[juiceojala]

@pivetlord13 gnarkill



[MyWorstEnemy96]

Idiot. Gnarkill is a band for one I know a band like Behemoth won't ever cover. + it's originally Turbonegro and Satyricon made a cover of this song in 2001, a year before Gnarkill existed.

[Mauroleiicus]

@pivetlord13 Turbonegro

[astikel]

What does he got???

[Fishstickification]

Just an awesome song, great cover :D

[TheGoatbeard]

i love the bass \m/

[MichaelMetalManiac]

When I hear those blast beats! EREEEECTION!

[d3fct]

i got erection when i saw that chick wearing a slayer t-shirt

[metalgedrocht]

@d3fct

I prefere them when they wear no shirt at all

[DsexLive]

WHOAAAAOWWWWWWW

erection, ERECTION!

[RealKull]

22 people have no erection...sissies...

[lars18184]

his voice is awesome , epic ....

[gershwindza]

Why does the view counter only shows my views ?

[filthyhornsg]

@gershwindza maybe there's something wrong with it

[gershwindza]

@filthyhornsg OFC !!! Tell the staff to fix it

[PrometheusIOfficial]

lol @ girl on 3:30, read her lips: "I got erection"

[katakumber]

In Poland got erection too - see you fuckers in concert

[DarkBlackPoizon]

Go Norway! Go Turbonegro! Go Behemoth!

[rabbi666jacob]

i prefer lady gaga

[lenwe94]

@rabbi666jacob Come back when you have balls and a boner.

[jocoolmen]

the 22 people who missed the like button got a dick like lady gaga and cant get a boner!

Now i got ERECTION!

[ThisGuyLovesMetal]

How awesome is that!

[samporsche]

Now i've seen this i wont be able to take Behemoth seriously anymore

[xxmisthalienxx]

@samporsche i know right? wtf is this lol!

[sixstrinngmunky]

@samporsche Its a cover of Turbonegro, classic Scandinavian metal!

[TheBlackestBreed]

@samporsche It just shows they have a sense of humor

[DmitryDaren]

Rhythm and subject from Sepultura- orgasmatron. some words at 1:34 from Tiamat.

[Pantsdownbrown]

This is excellent.



[DarkFenrisX]

Yeah, Behemoth..cover my fav Turbonegro song (and incedentally, my fav Satyricon cover of all time, lmao..)..good work! \mm/

[BLACKMANIAC100]

better as shit turbonegro version. BEHEMOTH RULES

[hogmjr]

@BLACKMANIAC100 but turbonegro made it as a joke

[VinylIsForever]

When I burn Church to the Ground

ERECTION!!

[Sivertthepotato]

Turbonegro's version is much better!

[starcraft90]

@Sivertthepotato - No shit, they made the original. Still... Hail Behemoth.

[misterbaniok]

666 likes = win

[fuckheadproductions]

These fucking death metal bands should not even try! Doing this song like negro is impossible

[phrodejo]

@fuckheadproductions Sorry, but this is the best cover version ever... To me, better then the original :-)

[URNCrack]

@fuckheadproductions i agree with phrodejo this blows turbonegros version out of the water.

[christrapingavenue]

@fuckheadproductions you are a retard.

[TheNewLooter]

Sup Nergal

ain't karma a bitch, heh :)

[PaganMetalViking]

... this is just stupid... not even a black metal lol... just stupidity...

The Pagan Metal Viking Disaproves

[Colphin]

@PaganMetalViking

Are you fucking kidding me? This is black metal at it's fucking BEST.

[PaganMetalViking]

@Colphin

humour present in this video, is the same meagre crap... which is in mainstream society...

you expect this crap in a pop or rap video... or in the lower tiers of metal

its just soo... meh

now i seen my fair share of blakc metal funnies (like fail corpsepaint attempts, a song about raping goats... witch black metal)

but this is stupid...

[Colphin]

@PaganMetalViking

You're obviously one of those "I HAVE TO BE TR00 AND HATE EVERYTHING FOR BLACK METAL" and frankly, that's pretty fucking retarded and "mainstream". It's 'popular' to be "ROAR BRUTAL AND TR00". Living in the capital city of Black Metal, I can tell you. The true kings of black metal don't give a SHIT, they have humour and love to show it (See: Immortal live shows, Behemoth, Emperor, Enslaved, Nattefrost/Carpathian Forest etc).

[PaganMetalViking]

@Colphin

actually no... i just like my black metal to present a nice atmosphere...

like i said... black metal can have humor... nargaroth black metal ist krieg was humorous by itself...

erlosung... "christmas black metal", had a good lol in it and it sounded fucking gawsome

i like humor

but this video (and similar one satyricon did)... was just plain stupid... like in terms of humorous... was rather plain... i dont really listen to the "king black metal" bands... i listen to lesser ones

[Colphin]

@PaganMetalViking

Self-deprecation and seeing the humour in overdoing the "TR00" part is a huge part of black metal, and if you can't see that you are too busy acting "TR00 AND BRUTAL", only so you can seem tough and brutal to your friends.

[hatecrewXcolin]

@Colphin

u cunt.

[Colphin]

@PaganMetalViking

Also

"The pagan metal viking disaproves" (Also, you spell that 'disapproves', learn your own language.)

Not about to take "pagan metal viking" lessons from an Australian. When you have anything to do with viking heritage, let me know.

[PaganMetalViking]

@Colphin a person's ability to spell has no correlation with a person's understanding on the language... also a spelling\ grammar nazi is not a valid point regarding discussion... really people who corrects peoples spelling\punctuation as a means of a comeback is rather shallow and pedantic

Pagan Metal Viking is just a title i thought of to show my appreciation of the Pagan Metal genre... (also since it correlates with vikings in some pagan metal bands, yah)

[Colphin]

@PaganMetalViking

of* the language.

correct* peoples

[PaganMetalViking]

@Colphin my point exactly

well this argument with you bores me... you ran out of material

later dood

[PaganMetalViking]

@Colphin also... a person can be be Danish, Norwegian, Swedish etc... and be clueless about vikings and their mythology and way of life, not saying im a massive expert myself but do have an interest... point is a person's race should not be taken in account regarding "advice"

as a random note... im a very poor example of an Australian... im not very Australian... ya cunt

[eskorbutin89]

@PaganMetalViking What's the point of dicussing vikings in a polish band's video? i don't get it.

[MrPositive33]

20 impotentów nacisnęło przycisk "nie podoba mi się" .

[D00MSDAYDANNY]

i think i got erection...

[whitepony1986]

kurwa ale to jest słabe : /

[glueforsale]

satyricon

[Mayokitty7]

Masculinity. Woo.

>___>

[dmguitarist99]

I've got a Turbonegro tattoo over my heart, it's a fucking shame I never got to see them before they split =(

[grofovakeva]

theese drum patterns bore inferno :D

[Angorne]

hmm if I took every version of this song put it in a playlist and turned on repeat all, would that not make a great sex playlist?

[pickmystrings]

Turbonegro is better

[onivinsavi]

It's two different sounds. Both good in there respected way. Even-though personally I like Turbonegro's better.

[DsexLive]

ERECTION! ERECTION!

[asbamsen]

Meh.. I like the original better

[musicanmagican]

behemoth does have a sense of humor FUCK YA

[metalpop666]

super version!!!

[joinnytheman88]

nice...nuff said

[F3R1984]

i hate this song but since behemoth had cover it I like their version its the best

and after the good news that nergal is doing well with the treatment i think i am too excited to see them on stage soon and singing this song

[Aardolar]

sounds like Trust at the beginning

[LordiFaaaaan1993]

oh my god the cover is so much better than the original . The original is a joke but behemoth made it to a hit <3 Behemoth I love your musik. Hope nergal get well soon :O

[ruinawish]

@LordiFaaaaan1993 Yeah right fanboy.

[LordiFaaaaan1993]

@ruinawish I am a girl ^^ otherwise I wouldn´t write that I love their music xD

[Eirikfail]

I'm hundred prosent shure that he said "syng med oss!" wich is norwegian and means "Sing with us!", Where they in Norway? :D 

[FreezingMo0n]

LOL awesome song \m/

[Davidguitarplayer10]

I seriously thought this was fake...surprise of the day

[mamatjunit]

i love nergals headbanging!

[quolibet82]

kocham to nergal wracaj do zdrowia

[quolibet82]

kocham to

[RobsoonQ]

12 PEOPLE CAN'T GET ERECTION

[baetschlor]

@RobsoonQ

12 people listen to turbonegro and they know, that this cover is shit

[thekingsryche]

@baetschlor I think you meant "this cover is THE shit"

[DYINGSILENCEBASSIST]

@baetschlor ä no?!!

are you kind of justin?

[Afovtheunborn]

@RobsoonQ They need und pill.

[dfathere]

@RobsoonQ now its 19 people i thing they have problems with there dicks

[coroner78]

Hail Behemoth!!!!

[Indomitto666]

• Orgasmo Colectivo En Directo....Behemoth.

[eroticplant2889]

"I see a woman, I'd like to FUCK!" Nergal really calls 'em how he sees 'em.

[caspargrindcore]

OMG! LOL!!!!

[PonceTheGreat]

It would've been hilarious to hear Nergal say "Ring my ding! And Suck my Dong! ERECTION!!!" lmao!

[RadioHomicide666]

lol @ all the fat goth chicks in the crowd at the end

[ImSoFuckingHandsome]

In Soviet Russia, Erection got you!

[wl0883]

LOL

Is this song on any of their albums?

[SuperGangster88]

@wl0883 nope!! they played the song only live!!

[popopopo230]

i see a guy in the crowd wearing a disturbed shirt...........kill him!!!!!

[StyrbjornStarke]

Where was this concert? fucking awesome cover

[TheSethSon]

@StyrbjornStarke Hovenfestivalen 2008...Norway ...\m/

[drummergod1234]

everytime a chav gets killed I GOT ERECTION!

[BucketPukes1969]

@drummergod1234 how could you hate someone like devvo?

[higurashi5720]

great!!

[TheShots101]

It's a cover from turbonegro satyricon just covered it

[HelelVenus]

Someone can tell me if this is a cover from Satyricon??

[GodzillaDefenceForce]

@HelelVenus The Original Version is from Turbonegro. Album: Ass Cobra

[69Cassiopaia]

Does every fucking black metal band this cover ? XD

I love it! I ,love Behemoth XD

Unfortunatly, I cant get an eraction XD

[Samhainmisfit123]

His other head was banging in this video too

[ChristWasAFaggot]

When I need a bone marrow transplant, ERECTION.

[antiflx]

@ChristWasAFaggot lame

[Slayerfied4evr]

@ChristWasAFaggot Very Mature.

[Chickenchowname]

@ChristWasAFaggot Harsh as fuck!

[drachirrazalas]

cool, this song is originally written by Turbonegro am i right? im a little bit confused why the hell would black metal bands like satyrcon and behemoth cover this punk/rock song? --im not saying that its wrong, Turbonegro is actually one of my 'non-metal' faves..

[zachf914]

@drachirrazalas its because of the funny lyrics, and for crowding pumping activities. haha its just a fun song, and alot of these bands like to have fun while they play.

[elementdude77]

this version is pretty good I must admit, but Gnarkill's cover will always be the best in my opinion

[purefucking1]

Behemoth FUCKING RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[mhaft57]

I love Gnarkill lol

[monika9939]

This version of "I got erection" is the best!!! So great! :D

[RelinquishedHell]

In soviet Russia, Erection got you

[LarsTallica]

@RelinquishedHell thats pretty not funny since Behemoth is from Poland.Both slavic nations yes but no cigar

[mastereiner]

Behemoth is cool, but Turbonegro sounds so much better