Badminton Style: China

[BadmintonRockz]

I dont think chinese players are known of any big trickshots man, its the indonesians!

[TheAngelsDying]

@mtube620 you would suck LD's dick, wouldn't ya?

[mtube620]

More contradiction: watch?v=WbW_md9i_dM

3. in 2008 thomas cup, LD beat, i mean thrashed, park sung Hwan (PSH) in 3 sets. How is that PSH dominate LD?

4. If beating LD is to drag the match to 3 games, why LD did worst on 1st game, and beat PSH with widest margin (21-8) on the final rubber set? By Thehaanswin's take on LD, win or lose, shouldn't LD be doing worst on the 3rd set?

why? because this video narration is amatuerish analysis of chinese badminton style.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO I KNOW KIM DONG MOON? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

omg you would shit ur pants if I were to tell you who i have private contacts with, you little kid. Please dont be butthurt just cuz PSH crushed Lin Dan 21-13 21-13 in BWF world champ 2010. Lin Dan is amazing but he has a hard time against Park Sung Hwan. Please dont comment on anymore, if you are gonna troll go troll somewhere else cuz this is just embarrassing LOL. and you have been reported as spam as well :) bye

[mtube620]

nice to know vancouver has so many dip sticks, a place to avoid, sure explain the vancouver riots

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 dipsticks. LOLLLLLLLLLL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHha

[TheAngelsDying]

Maybe testosterone is a new solution for you since you haven't got a ball yet.

[mtube620]

i see u got your posse here, did u all go rioting together in vancouver too?

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA did u just fail troll in here and get absolutely owned? YES

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin owned by u guys, i hardly loose sleep over that

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 you lost your balls tho, dropped completely xDDD

[gabrielmachi]

@TheHaanswin maybe hes just so hardcore badminton person he has birdies instead of balls

[TheHaanswin]

@gabrielmachi HAHAhAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

[mtube620]

maybe sponsorship is a new concept to u since u haven't got one before

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 or from santa during christmas?

[mtube620]

some of my rackets are sponsored dude, ie. free

[TheAngelsDying]

@mtube620 You fucking blowjob!

[mtube620]

as for coaching,i won't touch u with a ten foot pole.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 are you mad bro? you can go watch some other videos you know...you dont need to troll over my video and get butthurt from saying the only way beating Lin Dan is to tire him out LOL. i really wonder how you can beat him by skills? no by offense? no by defense? no. good luck with all that useless knowledge and very bad argumentative skills.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 What even way more funny is that you think you know everything about Lin Dan. and you are clearly a Chinese kid with overflowing Chinese pride. Chinese is not big on trickshots...? really dude? your favourite player Lin Dan has loads of trickshots, my goodness what have you been watching this whole time my child?

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin i watch matches in their entirety, not clips on youtubes on ipod or iphone and count them as reality LOL. Enough lessons for u little iphone boy. Your attitude and game interpretation explains why badminton is so hard to master for u white boys (hey, u brought up ethnicity first)

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 um im not an iphone boy, i am a linejudge for badminton tournaments....plus im not a white boy xD if you are gonna make fun of someone at least know where they are from? I'm not on any sides, just fyi im full asian...so...you cannot really say anything about ethnicity here.

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin well worst, you're likely a taufik fan boy or a boleh turd head

[mtube620]

@mtube620 btw, my country isn't china either, so eat your short

[mtube620]

@mtube620 i can't count to zero in chinese.

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 how do you count to zero in english?

[mtube620]

@gabrielmachi 0, zero, nadda, zilch, didley squat.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 wow good for you mtube! you want a cookie?

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 lol you cant count

[mtube620]

@gabrielmachi in badminton, i have the umpire to count for me

[mtube620]

@mtube620 you can't count either, that's why you're a line judge

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 oh wow good one! you surely got me this time dude! im so hurt yea i can only see shuttles and say in or out, and i can tell you that your sanity is out and def not in LOL

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin piece of cake dude, i eat bolehers for breakfast

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH omg you are such a fail troll xDDDDD

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 USUALLY people keep count of their own scores, but i guess you dont since youre so "special"

[mtube620]

@gabrielmachi maybe i played in 'REAL' tournaments.

[mtube620]

@mtube620 where AS50 flows like water

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ahahahahah yea we all live in fictional tournaments u go to the tournament in ur dreams and then you play people like Lin Dan, those are the fake tournaments right? LOL

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin i guess so is your #13 ranking in BC too, which any high school badminton kid in china can beat u

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 hahahahahaha all i know is i can beat the shit out of you little kid til you rage and break ur badminton racquets and go QQ to ur mommy hahhahahaahhaaha

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 name one please

[mtube620]

@gabrielmachi i'm just a boy, i might embarass u

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 i know you are a little kid but you are such a fail troll!!! its freakin hilarious! please comment more dude i want more comments on my videos like these that make me laugh my ass off hahahahahaah you are making me laugh too hard hahahaha

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin i gave u enough free lessons, iphone boy

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 noooo more free lessons from little kids! posting this on fail blog xD

[gabrielmachi]

@mtube620 lessons learnt:

1) how to fail in trolling

2) how to fail more in trolling

3) how to fail even more in trolling

4) how to count up to zero

thank you

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 why are saying all these things to me man you are hurting me man i have feelings too u know xD hahahahahahaahaha

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin even if u r #13 of BC, it doesnt mean u know all of badminton.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 hahahaha when did i say i know all about badminton? and btw its about not of. learn to speak english properly please. so what are your impressive achievements LOL hahahahahaha

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin my achievement have been kicking boleh and taufik fan boys asses

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA DUDE WHY ARE YOU SO HILARIOUS ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 dude if you are gonna troll you have to know your stuff before you star trolling right now im laughing so hard man omg please keep going xD hahahahahaah

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin yes, poor foundation of knowledge or in debate resort to laughter as a side show

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin btw, why don't you explain to the viewers here about the contradictions i have highlighted instead of attacking my ethnicity?

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 i really wish I could but viewers keep flagging ur comments as spam and you keep deleting your own comments so...its kinda difficult when you are clearly afraid of your previous childish comments?

Your contradictions i have already replied to them. at least make the effort to read my comments dude.

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin nope, i typed too fast and corrected some minor typos. I don't need to change my mind on this topic

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 im sorry man but you are way too funny, i understand you are trying to sound smart but unless you have got some tangible proof that you can show me that you have coached Lin Dan for all these years. Please dont talk. its just embarrassing to your country China and the people reading this.

[22kmoy22]

Hi TheHannswin, could you do some badminton tutorials? 

[TheHaanswin]

@22kmoy22 badminton tutorials as in? anything specific? haha

[22kmoy22]

@TheHaanswin Haha yes please, I heard that at one time you were #13 in BC from your Arcsaber 10 Review, could you do a tutorial on an around-the-head drop? (straight and crosscourt) I don't have a good grasp on those. Thanks!

[TheHaanswin]

@22kmoy22 haha the hardest shot of all shots of forehand, i will try to do this as SOON as possible but it really takes a while for the video recording since my recorder is very bad and old xD. so if you give me a few days after my final exams i can do that for ya ;)

[mtube620]

- saving energy for big tournaments, duh, it's a no brainer deduction. Would u drive your ferrari to work everyday or use it to pick up hot dates?

- your assessment of Lin dan is only ~30% correction. However, your reason on Park sung hwan early success against LD is wrong in my opinion. If it was that simple, every coach would employ your strategy to beat LD.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 they do save alot of nrg for big tournaments = what i mean = they dont go to many smaller tournaments in fact they sometimes dont even go to one of the super series matches. bam done.

Lin Dan- there is no other way to beat Lin Dan except tiring the hell out of him. If you are so smart, come up with a tactic that can kill Lin Dan. good luck with that. and as for Park Sung Hwan - he does have a really good record against lin dan compared to anyone else, get ur information right please.

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 I have never said beating Lin Dan is simple. Who in the right mind will say that? If you have actually watched BWF matches or allengland matches with real professional commentators(mortenfrost etc.), they say the only tactic to beat Lin Dan is to tire him out because he stops attacking when he runs of stamina. Every player has at least one weakness, and Lin Dan (doesnt matter how perfect he is), he is still human. you really think tiring him out and moving him around is easy...?

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin i dont need morten frost's advice on beating LD. To beat LD, u (morten frost) say is to out tired LD. In fact, wearing out your opponent to win work on all players, not just LD. Geez, Duh....Another great revelation LOL. BTW, i have been following LD since he got into the china team, defending him against turd heads of taufik and LCW (boleh) fans. BTW, it's not easy to tired out a player in current rally point system. IE u can't use this tactic.

[mtube620]

@mtube620 i'm a LD fan, why should i disclose secrets, especially on public forum and media, on how to beat him???????

[TheHaanswin]

@mtube620 hahahahahahah you are a Lin Dan fan wow thats not biased at all, but alright you are a LD fan. You think you know the secrets to beating LD? You better be pretty darn famous to say that. If you are not Park Joo Bong then I really have to advise not to speak furthermore because this is just an embarrassing argument.

[mtube620]

@TheHaanswin i have talk to kim dong moon and ardy wiranata, have u?

[mtube620]

@mtube620 and tony gunawan

[mtube620]

@mtube620 howard bach