I AM GOD.

[loviebuggie333]

Dan: Yeah wet socks how do you feel?!

Phil: ):

[HelenaMPacheco]

like this if you're watching this when simon is already dead :/ R.I.P Simon

[TheHeadHurts]

I had some sea monkey things and I left them on the window sill of my junk room intill there was barely an inch of gross green water in the bottom of the tank and there where THREE sea monkeys still alive. True story.

[BellaMissTrix]

You like Erasure? Holy hell. Awesome :) Andy Bell is the win. Vincent Clark is just THE THE WIN!!!

[ibecalledlydia]

I used to have triops, they are disgusting creatures, they eat eachother alive too, HATE THEM.

[smexiishelby123]

you have a sexy mouth, i want to lick it...... O_O

[shreyza]

4:00 You are quite a loud breather. 

[ChristineDaee1]

LOL at 3:25!

[Rageface1997]

1:12 LOLOLOLOLOL!

[Rageface1997]

1:12 LOLOLOLOLOL!

[Rageface1997]

1:12 LOLOLOLOLOL!

[junktrasher22]

You are flossing wrong, about 1/5th the size you did, and wrap it around your fingers

[agentcandy12]

hehe cyberman XD

[lovetmb1]

an evil lion will eat your eyeballs! xx

[34rijckevorsel]

I L VE DK COUNTRY RETURNS! WOOP

[OppositeOfPoop]

You're god? ...Seems legit. 

[TheDarthskater]

GET A ROBAROVSKI DWARF HAMSTER, THEY R HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QuaversandShannyBa]

ooommmgggg I have that orange thing!!!!!

[kitkat9139]

british sea monkeys..haha

[ShiningxOn]

aren't these just sea monkeys?

[ToriSeesYou]

Santa will rape you if you don't take it down

[KECE47]

tell me why dans underware has a giant hole around the middle

[mcrfan2212]

You will fall off the moon if you don't take it down..

And that wouldn't be a pleasant experience, also it would be rather confusing!

[TheJessegirl99]

hahah i have that game !

[SaraBeCreepin]

Wow...I beat your score on Robot Unicorn Attack I got 100, 583. Seriously

[Rand0mhuman]

I beat Donkey Kong Country returns.... twice.... I plan to come back to it at some point and beat MIRROR MODE.

[langeweile56]

the birth of simon ♥ may he rest in peace~~

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

Santa will give you an extra present for being so christmasy.

[TheDanica1994]

i'm sure Dan wanted to show us his ass..but youtube made it ALMOST impossible..so he cut a hole in his boxers XD

[MyLuci97]

is it creepy that I can hear you breathing at the end? O__O

[TheEmoGurl82]

like this if your watching this in 2012

[Hallelujahboy123]

A sparkling dinosaur wearing a unicorn disguise will shove gold up your arse until you turn into gold :3

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

americans actually avoid flossing

[SAMASAUROUSIFY]

i will murder you in your sleep and stick lion up your nose

[mayaa1125]

Ummm I don't ride seals...

[mrcoggerman1]

! year since this was uploaded

[Harryisneverawesome]

triops swim upside down and the tiny things are called sea monkeys

[AwsomeMarnie]

Lol I -3 simon

[georgbezza]

actualllyy....you said "confession" like a new zealander....GET IT RIGHT.

australias say : con-fesh-en

:)

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

O:< OI AI WANT SOME OF THOSE CREATURES! THEY LOOK SO ADORABLE AND CREEPY! XDDDDD

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

HOLY FUCK u did a perfect devious voice O:

[Bianciam3]

i've never flossed my teeth while riding a seal. i don't like dental floss. but. i am an odd american so...don't take my word for it, but, most americans are really boring sorry to burst your happy British bubble :D

[LaniLuvsDestery]

haha i talk in my sleep to :3

[BleachKingdomMuse]

My favorite part: 2:23-2:32 XDD

[mandirawr]

ooh i dare you to eat one.

[gordogreat74]

These 2 make such a cute & funny comedy team! lol!

[leadscar]

Posted on my Birthday!!!! XD



[mrshangoverful]

I love your videos dear XD

[5585Angel]

hehe dinodaurs!!! iI WANT ONE

[42thDimension]

ummm how in anyway did you sound Australian :/

[Fervid20]

Golden Unicorns, WILL EAT YOUR FACE! While wearing the Edward Cullen mask.

[junoneedsbleeker]

lol wait wha was the sleeping app called? lol

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

My IPod paused itself at 2:12 xD

[RachelbearHall]

My brother had triops..they are cool at first but in the end you just have the urge to pour them down the sink..

[ellarose151]

RIP SIMON YOU WILL BE MISSED

[bunniethestrange]

"Phil! Help! I can't get down ..no cat stuck in a tree jokes!"

Me: Aww whutta cute little cat ^w^

"I AM NOT A CAT!!"

Me: :O MOTHER OF PEARL, IT CAN HEAR ME! D:

[TheLobrik]

you should be a ghost, not a model

[MadMaddiMuse]

YOUR FACE I JUST SO INTOXICATING!!! I CANT STOP LOOKING!!!

[emojoshyyyyy]

lol i dare you t snort the bby eggs lmfao

i just hope younose doesnt fall off some how

[hannaodeniius]

yeah yeah, exactly. wet socks, how does it feel?

[eyeoforion62]

it involves gold and unicorns

gold will fall from the sky and smash your face in while unicorns eat your intestines

[HitTheGroundRunningx]

if u leave tht tree up too long tree ppl will go to you at night and eat your face <3



[TabathaLouiseMusic]

Where do you get the tri-op things from????

[MiningMines]

I am watching this at the end of the year lol O-o

[Thesabrinaleeful]

Nothing. You will be fine

[Jessicaluvsbubblegum]

the beginning of simon <3

[diddydj12]

OMG I OWNED TRIOPS THEN THEY STARTED TO SHED SKIN AND IT WAS DISGUSTING

[MCRToxicLightning]

Golden unicorns shall kidnap you, take you to their evil lair in.. Scarborough (bit random), and devour your flesh, leaving Dan to discover your skeleton in the future.

[maplestorygirlNC]

golden unicorns will take you away in your and take you to murphy north carolina...... <3

[CriissyyET]

ALWAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, ALWAAAAYYYSS!

[AimlessNiamh]

0:50 LOL!!!!!!!

[HelloIAmKrista]

Oh, you both are to cute! xD

[SuperAmazingmegan]

love thos video xx

plz cheak out my chamnel xx

[1313Lawliet1313]

who else thought of death note when they saw the title?

[FreeStuffPl0xFtw]

@1313Lawliet1313 mee

[LemonySnidget]

RIP Simon.

[awsomegirl137]

lol i LOVE YOU DAN AND PHILL



[ChristopheNight]

whats your first video ?

[ozzmonster1]

simos is going to eat you

[0livviaa]

the tiny ones are sea monkeys

[0livviaa]

0:03 cyberman!!!

[Pastelisima]

mimimimimimimi

[junoneedsbleeker]

wait wha kinda camera is he using?

[DROPDEADKITTYKIDZ]

Dan is always wearing that shirt ;o

[Umbreon2525]

It actually felt like you pushed it away o.o

[dekhorse]

pie will kill you :D

[zeefromhell]

2:30 its just water not lava

[Kittykool789]

I love the robot unicorn attack music! Its Always by Erasure by anyone wondering! I LOVE ERASURE!

[IAmMerskichu]

Is it just me that has noticed that Dan has a hole in his boxers at 3:09........xD

[YoureJustADaydream]

omg this totally confused me until i realised that if we'd passed christmas this year you'd be talking about 2012, i saw it said 2011 nd was like omg he's like in the future or summit. i feel stupid coz i fogrot the year :L

[tara2125]

*push

[nikkichickyAAA]

i could not stop laughing at your sleeping noises!!! pfffffffffffft stop! im meant to be ill, stop making me laugh!

[SizzlersConscience]

Ohh my god can anyone tell me what is/ where to get the 8-Bit music that plays on the Naked Phil.. is it mario kart? or pokemon.. please do tell! :3 xx

[lydia18135]

robert pattinson will come eat your face

[willowrosesmith100]

my highscore on robot unicorn attack is 100,000

[Palomcfly]

I used to have those triops, but they never were born. Do you think it's because I put the tank under a lamp to give them some natural light? hahahaha, great video! thanks :D!xx

[Shananaigans12]

SEA MONKEYS! EWWW. I had those once, their so nasty after a few days XP

[legodmyeggo]

Americans apperently floss while riding seals... ya rite!! only on their way to school

[elfabbydosey]

weeble cats will infest your home

xoxo

[heyman10987654321]

GOLDEN UNICORNS STUFF THE TREE UP YOUR ***

[happysappygirl101]

1:23 Zombie Santa would be called Zanta Claws... wait, IS THAT AN EDDSWORLD REFERENCE?!?! :)

[Harvister1000]

this is sick

[Miyana22]

Sorry Phil, didn't see this one before now but anyway... you posted this on my BIRTH DAYYYY! xD Happy birthday to me!

[XDGinaa]

Hey, let's go ride a seal while flossing our teeth

[nyaimmakitty]

phil... you are just adorable x3

[starwars4427]

where is space adventure 2!

[Chazzamariex]

dan u squeaky boy 0_o ;P

[qwertyflib1]

I'd love to hear what i say in my sleep >D

[littlemissmoony13]

You and your friend have really posh accents and I think you should call One billius

[SushiNinja99]

IT'S SIMON!

[crackersareyellow]

aha i can hear you breathing when your filming lion at the end :L

[MultiPloppers]

you have loads more videos than dan

[mintcake2012]

i think the lion will poke you in you're sleep XD ALL THE TIME!!! :]

[HouseOfMorgannville]

how did you get the futuristic voice?



[lauraANDmadi]

hello i am doug that god backwards with a alittle bit of you in it

[MovieFreak880]

a unicorn will kill u with gold.

[cicadasXangelus]

Are you metro? Just wondering. *shrug*

[TheGinge1998]

1:12-1:14 LOL.

[MovieFreak880]

dan had a hole in his pants..

[sophiedophie55]

You are going to get attacked by a floating bear made out of nothing but water and sequins!!!! Be prepared.............

[911middleman]

Golden unicorns will rip you to shreds then eat lion

[killboy82]

I HEARD ZOMBIE SANTA WILL EAT YOU

[crazylego321]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE YOUR SHIRT NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN

[shezzax123]

You will be killed by christmas tree llamas! ^-^ Haha... And @PandaPokez Ikr! His voice is so high..... Well goes.....

[PandaPokez]

2:28. How high does your voice go Dan? xD

[HiddenAwayAlex]

Eddsword reference at 1:26 ?

[HiddenAwayAlex]

Eddsword reference at 1:26 ?

[marnzisfoolish]

Why is Dan so grumpy?

[2rand0m4words]

I just realized that you waz cyberman. It made me sad cuz cybermen has no hair

[Abbzyy1]

i got donkey kong returns but i cant get through it

CURSE YOU DONKEY KONG!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Only Canadians ride seals. Us Yankees ride ligers.

[MrHIYA1999]

GOLDEN UNICORNS EAT YOUR FACE (better late than never)

[RanDomStuFf1331]

haha Dan has a hole in his underwear :P

[lucywa13]

I have the original Donkey Kong Country for gameboy still...SUCH A NERD

[perseveretobecome]

save simon!!!!!!! and the others!!!!! basicaly put the two different species in diffrent containers then see how they elove like evolution

[StrawberiiKitty]

What's the app that records you while you sleep called? :3

[messengermii]

Simon is a fairy shrimp.

[lizasaurus22]

No, Phil. 'Confission' is New Zealander. I can assure you that we Australians do not sound like that!

[seleneisconfused]

I kept thinking of Kira. ;-;

Damn. Japan has messed me up.

I mean.. look at my favourites. xDD <3

[ToniPup]

Does anyone else notice Phil breathing at the end when he's filming the lion in the tree???

[STATUSreality]

...Dan's underwear is sexier then mine. xD

[alexis474542]

SIMON!!! Youre alive :D

[otterinabib]

Every time I watch this I think Phil is going to slap Dans arse at 3:11 haha

[XtheangelhasfallenX]

trololololol , i asked my mum for triops IM GONNA CALL THEM ALL SIMON xD andd my dad walked in at the start where you were like SHINY ROBOT and now im grounded ¬.¬ i have no idea why ^O^

[AnimeCresentMoon]

wet socks, one of my pet hates >8C

ACM xxx

[EbonyAndSam]

Sorry Phil :(

98000 on RUA hehe :3

[EllDestructive]

where can u buy triops???

[koolaidman513]

never wikipeda triops it screws with you brain

[BethLikesJellys]

pAUSE AT 1:09 =3

[semiter45]

Typing in I am god does wonders......

[GoldenGirl1314]

what camera is he using?

[Ilovenh99]

His pupils look like mine..Yay, we're vampires! XP

[foreveryoursx03]

I want that app :/

[simplysomewhat]

I'm American and I've never ridden a seal in my life. Guess whats one my bucket list now?

[iluvu91097]

@simplysomewhat i personally don't floss while riding a seal either. loll

[Ohhaithereimsarah]

Is it me, or are your pupils HUGE

[ILUVPARODYZ]

i lwaled at 3:33 xDD

[xxblondie12xx]

im american and i was like wtf is a watt-el-tel and the i was like oooooh WAR-Turtle haha

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

a goat made of mirrors ACTUALLY exists! :D

[sweetacidmakeup]

Hey. Hey Phil. My Robot Unicorn Attack high score? Yeah. 116,358. Pwned.

[singergirl1513]

is it just me.. or does that sound like dan talking in his sleep rather than phil... 0.0

[BobolinaBookworm123]

the 56 ppl who disliked this have no respect for simon -.-

[emiowiner]

My favourite part is 0:16 - 0:18

[smartierulzman101]

psssh my sisters beat that score for robot unicorn attack easily. her friend beat 100,000 easily on his first try!

im sorry your such a fail, phil

[Imsoaddicted2you]

is it just me or dose phil sound really cute talking in his sleep :D

[mynameisemily4]

You should floss your gums... er teeth? I think most ppl say teeth but it's really for your gums! There's a lot of grossness up in yo gumssss! So you floss. ya

[tazo200x]

go join the army