In 2006, a teenager named Johnathan was walking in a forest, when suddenly a whore with E size boobs sneaked behind him. She had sex with him right away. Then she said ILIKEASEX ILIKEASEX.
Now that you've read this message, every night you go to sleep she will have sex with you, and everytime you ask if you can have chicken nuggets from McDonald's she will give it to you doggie style.
Repost this 2 times to have this power all the timE
the new metallica album isnt even CLOSE to thrash metal. its a hard rock album. and it sucks
AhkehProductions 2 years ago
no offense, ut u said "The day That Never ends", not "The Day That Never Comes"
EvanDXX 2 years ago
Lol keep rockin kids
tonyli3s 3 years ago
AE NEWS = PWNAGE.
IIM1K3YII 3 years ago
ROFL!!love this
dyanthous 3 years ago
Thanks man we'll probably be coming out with another AE News soon!
CANP53 3 years ago
We're sorry but we got our information wrong... The new Metallica single is called "The Day That Never Comes", not The Day That Never Ends!
CANP53 3 years ago
DON'T READ THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!
In 2006, a teenager named Johnathan was walking in a forest, when suddenly a whore with E size boobs sneaked behind him. She had sex with him right away. Then she said ILIKEASEX ILIKEASEX.
Now that you've read this message, every night you go to sleep she will have sex with you, and everytime you ask if you can have chicken nuggets from McDonald's she will give it to you doggie style.
Repost this 2 times to have this power all the timE
thtejttjeje 3 years ago
OMG! HILARIOUS
pilkey2again 3 years ago
lol hellz yea!
DaShiz0 3 years ago
Did I spell Wesley right?
CANP53 3 years ago