NextG Christmas Tape 2008 (Part 2 of 2)

[funtyrone]

hey burgomister, yea ima talkin to you! guess what! you're gonna die! you will die! ima firin' mah lazar! FTW, XD! lololololoolololoololololoolol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololol! should've WTF boomed and fail horn mister! ha ha hahaha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! loooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooser!

[Youwilldietomorrow]

Time with my penor? what do i do?

[nextg]

1) It's "PENIS."

2) Well, for one thing, try to avoid Scrooge McDuck at all costs...unless he comes to a stunning realization in his dreams...

[Youwilldietomorrow]

obviusly, you dont get it ¬¬

[nextg]

Um...no, I don't. XP Sorry...

[pissvirus]

i came

[nextg]

niiiice...

[TheShoeOfMattie]

I stopped watching at the Family Guy clip.

Sorry.

[hkfreak]

No one looked, I swear, but I failed at breaking in.

It's over 2738!!!! YUK

LEAH AND TIT

111111111111

Thank you, BOYS AT VT!

I make the commercials.

DAMNIT! WRITERS STRIKE: THE SEQUEL

Maury is powerless as he helplessly watches and can only faintly listen to the argument as the chatter deafens his hearing.

And a happy new year.

[nextg]

Your comments are indeed interesting. And a happy new year to you too.

[RoboCorey]

Benny Hill music with Maury.

You sir are a genius.

[nextg]

Thank YOU, sir!

[Switchfoot333]

Jesus is the reason for the season. Though I don't know if it's entirely appropriate... JESUS FTW!

I'd be a dedicated fan of Maury if I could watch every episode like that...

[nextg]

FTW = "for the win," at least that's one way to put it. So, I suppose it is appropriate so long as the politically correct don't snoop around this one. XP

I should do a special with more Maury stuff now that this is becoming popular...

[dackjaniels555]

This should be on tv by now!

[SkyGuy16]

Fantastic part 2, better than the first!

IN YOUR FACE BOTCH!

[nextg]

I totally agree. Thanks!

[DeevFactors]

RANDOM BLEEP

[That's pretty much the case for 95% of all Maury shows.]

[nextg]

Especially the ones containing paternity and lie detector tests. XP

[aktaskmaster]

ASS! Bonus! Way to go, bro, and Jesus is the reason for the season

[nextg]

Indeed! Thanks.

[ChazDragoon]

I'd probably watch talk shows more often if the beny hill theme played during the shouting matches. XD

...BAH! D:

[nextg]

If all goes well, we can expect more of that.

[Ian16545]

That, NextG, was the best Xmas gift I have ever received. ANOTHER EPIC WIN!

[nextg]

Well, then, you're welcome!! Glad you liked it!!

[captainpinkboy]

Excellent!

[nextg]

Thanks much!

[simon726]

seriously, this sucked - for the talk show part.

[nextg]

I hope you're referring to the Morshu NXPQuickie when you say that...but for safety's sake I don't think I'm going to be using that line again.

[KingOfKatamari]

Meanwhile, not far away...