Oh shit, I totally have that National Geographic with the guy at the end in it! I did a study of the whole picture for art. Fun fact: in the original image, he's being held at gunpoint.
Take me with you to Mars, Rocco. We can live together, alone on our own desolate rock in space. You can remind me about how cute I was when we first met, back on Earth. I could kiss you in return, kiss you on those big, red lips of yours. Lips as red as Mars itself. Oh, Rocco... take me.
I've been in that situation before. There is no way out. What I did, I ran. I ran like I never ran before. Before I knew it, I was escaping on foot, hitching through Oregon. Some cops recognized me, started harassing me. I had to take em all out it was a bloodbath. Next thing you know I'm burning a village in south Asia, I can't sleep, I'm killing everything that moves, everything that lives. You gotta run dude, your fuel for revenge should be only one thought... they drew first blood.
You made a spelling error saying 'NO WAY'.
FarfetchdForDinner 1 week ago
#RARE FOOTAGE OF ANCIENT BULLSHITTED SCHOOL WORK
Kriskazam 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from roccobotte
Comedy gold.
SilentValtiel8 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Three of those pictures were the best one.
Dorgannn 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:43 Kind alooks like Paul McCartney in a wig.
elgatojrr 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hmm should we go i think so.
RussianPenguin1 3 weeks ago
What's with the ads lately
Badalight 3 weeks ago
you guys should make this into an actually commecial lol
Imamakemovies 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Can I have your Chrono Trigger poster that you still have on the wall?
PolyesterMoustache 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
For some reason I was reminded of Joel and now I miss him :(
greywarden0 3 weeks ago
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greywarden0 3 weeks ago
lol I have rocco's cell number and when I called it and made fun of him he called me the N word.
stephenhartman 3 weeks ago
@stephenhartman People like you make the world a terrible place...
Hungwongdong 3 weeks ago
Yes I want a happy trip.
djpr0n 4 weeks ago
"Why go to Mars when you can use Rekall?" guess what movie I've been watching.
galientdomo454 4 weeks ago
@galientdomo454 OH, I KNOW...um..um...um... Terminator? xPPPP
Bobofjudia 3 weeks ago
Rocco, do you ever wish you could go back to school to do more stuff like that? I do!
HalcyonChan 4 weeks ago
I would have gone with "get your ass to mars"
CastingOutTheSelf 4 weeks ago
Man, you're gonna be watching SOOOO many HD DVDs.
YourPalHDee 4 weeks ago
Oh shit, I totally have that National Geographic with the guy at the end in it! I did a study of the whole picture for art. Fun fact: in the original image, he's being held at gunpoint.
Avalolz 4 weeks ago
I lost it at the HD DVD player, subtle.
aquanautalis 4 weeks ago
@aquanautalis
lol no one else probably got it
TheAfropuff001 3 weeks ago
It mattered to me!
kidchaotic 4 weeks ago
Original design doc for Total Recall
bobbinsthethird 4 weeks ago
Sometime between 6th and 8th grade? So.....7th grade?
PiefaceclownPrdctns 4 weeks ago
aw man why do i get ads
TheHunter14792 4 weeks ago
you've been moving for three weeks? how the fuck?
TheKarmaIdiot 4 weeks ago
@TheKarmaIdiot He individually packed his figures.
JelloOcean 4 weeks ago
i love the way he started the video! :P
killthegoose 4 weeks ago
its so funny to look back at your school works when you were small. ways make us laugh
pgcfreitas 4 weeks ago
mars has gravity you lipstick wearing wop
MCIzawa 4 weeks ago
@MCIzawa the trip there doesnt
dylf14 4 weeks ago
Excellent video title
B4TT3RY 4 weeks ago
If you mentioned anything about how it would only take you 30 seconds, you could be a very rich man today, Rocco.
Arkeband 4 weeks ago
I've always wondered what love was like on Jupiter and Mars...
InstraClassicVAA 4 weeks ago
@1:29, i believe that is a monkey man.
McMeevin 4 weeks ago
"This Guy" at the end looks like TODD HOWARD!
sniperquasi 4 weeks ago
Does your moustache protect you from aliens living on Mars or something?
TehByder 4 weeks ago
Get your ass back to mars.
DocDiddles 4 weeks ago
Rocco "neckbeard brochure" Botte
cmchfx 4 weeks ago
Charles Bronson would NEVER pay high prices.
Better watch out Rocco, he may come after you with a gym-sock full of quarters.
TehCthulhu 4 weeks ago
You really should shave rocco.
chipman3d 4 weeks ago
Should have just take pictures of Total Recall.
Hayaishin 4 weeks ago
space caught on tape?
rosenblooom 4 weeks ago
Hey Rocco can I join Mega 64? Or is there a limit to 1 Mexican in the group? Fuck you Derrick.
b0ttlesUp 4 weeks ago
SHOW US YOUR HENTAI
CoFFeeWolFF 4 weeks ago 45
Vlogs without calling us forum: 3
Keep it up.
FrogMcFroggeh 4 weeks ago
Don't shave Rocco, the incoming beard looks like it will be hot as hell.
dragtrunks 4 weeks ago
Rocco is best holiday make.
Nik0ran 4 weeks ago
Oh you guize ¬o¬ ;-)
T3hXBLAshow 4 weeks ago
We have a low prices.
AlsoPjunk 4 weeks ago
Rocco do you have assburgers?
tehcexymeowmix 4 weeks ago
why am i laughing so hard
alexmusteatpie2 4 weeks ago
I don't mean to be an asshole, but what happened to Rocco hating preroll adds? He's had them on like the last five videos.
kman13131 4 weeks ago
@kman13131 I have gotten none.
rosenblooom 4 weeks ago
that forced laugh
alvinnope 4 weeks ago
I love these so much.
yakzach 4 weeks ago
Hey Rocco, when do you think you will pass away??
Always,
Terry Z
VHSeternal 4 weeks ago
Early draft of Mega64
DoctorMouse3 4 weeks ago
Get your ass to Mars.
kharnifex 4 weeks ago
I HATE HIGH PRICES
officialunofficial 4 weeks ago
Suggestions - Makedonija e vecna!!!
wat
EWGFus3r 4 weeks ago
I care. :(
joesomebody01 4 weeks ago
Don't move, your lips won't ever be the same.
joesomebody01 4 weeks ago
Dat stache.
Coursianna 4 weeks ago
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Coursianna 4 weeks ago
you were funnier back then
mobin11 4 weeks ago
wait is this legit?
sebastianpaulino 4 weeks ago
Hmmm should I go? I think so.
SpamNapkin 4 weeks ago
HOLD YOUR CAMERA STILL!
Kalashnikov1098 4 weeks ago
they're cheap jokes but for some reason I lost it on the rent a car service
SuperSaibotShow 4 weeks ago
if I was your teacher I probably would have thought you were autistic
Alienspider1 4 weeks ago 162
@Alienspider1 Autism wasn't invented back then, bro.
SilasWolfe 4 weeks ago
@Alienspider1 Classic
Edges 3 weeks ago
@Alienspider1 He isn't?
KrunchyGoodness 3 weeks ago
:(
MoltenMustafa 4 weeks ago
Take me with you to Mars, Rocco. We can live together, alone on our own desolate rock in space. You can remind me about how cute I was when we first met, back on Earth. I could kiss you in return, kiss you on those big, red lips of yours. Lips as red as Mars itself. Oh, Rocco... take me.
Superkid7 4 weeks ago 193
@Superkid7
10/10
Mysteria129 4 weeks ago
@Superkid7 Run away Rocco
Tylerisuber 4 weeks ago
@Superkid7 I would block you if I was Rocco.
AaronIsAPunk 3 weeks ago 11
Yeah your right, It didn't really matter
audgess 4 weeks ago
Rocco!
troyisfilming 4 weeks ago
EXCLUSIVE!
yayakaboom 4 weeks ago
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Nippyton 4 weeks ago
@Nippyton Nope, Nikola Tesla.
Zeon707 4 weeks ago
Fuck those high prices. I'm going to Recall and play as a secret agent.
alienwizard5 4 weeks ago
Wanna Get Away? Southwestdotcom
TheKevinwashere 4 weeks ago
FUNNEH
StudioPizdek 4 weeks ago
that one nice brochure forshure
AbortedSheepFetus 4 weeks ago
You get a C+ for effort.
PlanoWestBand0809 4 weeks ago
Packing transition.. smooth.
CaptainPengu 4 weeks ago
Winner Best Cinematography - Rocco Botte for Mars Document: A Space Odyssey.
davidkolo 4 weeks ago
never can leave home w/o your handy hd dvd player
VoorkJTV 4 weeks ago
thats awesome project rocoo! lol
ImpressiveJEFF 4 weeks ago
I love it when Rocco cracks himself up!
bobdole9696 4 weeks ago 2
I've been in that situation before. There is no way out. What I did, I ran. I ran like I never ran before. Before I knew it, I was escaping on foot, hitching through Oregon. Some cops recognized me, started harassing me. I had to take em all out it was a bloodbath. Next thing you know I'm burning a village in south Asia, I can't sleep, I'm killing everything that moves, everything that lives. You gotta run dude, your fuel for revenge should be only one thought... they drew first blood.
BTTBWireless 4 weeks ago
I'm not impressed.
Xenthir 4 weeks ago 2
#wow #whoa
DOWSPOWERLEVEL 4 weeks ago