James Bond - Man Talk

[mrbain123]

James Bond was always meant to have something politically incorrect about him dating right back to the novels. Something naughty, something cheekey, something very British. He WASN'T meant to be just a mean, moody action man. That's what there wasn't enough of in the latest film.

[lyon1535]

@mrbain123 I think Daniel Craig did a good job with Bond's character in Casino Royale, he was more ruthless (it was supposed to be the beginning of his career in that film) but he also maintained that wit James Bond had. In Quantum of Solace, he kind of became a one dimensional killing machine.

[mrbain123]

@lyon1535 I agree with you. Daniel does have wit ("sorry, that last hand, nearly killed me") but I think he needs more opportunity to show it. Also the problem lies mainly with the producers, not so much with Daniel himself.

[1990osu]

@mrbain123

I agree. Craig is a good actor trapped inside bad movies.

He's not able to act the way Sean Connery did because the producers are trying to make Bond "dark" and "complex."

All they really did was make it not as much fun...

[DrMindBender76]

Smack that ass, 007!!

[fistyeah21]

AHHHHHHH! This scene has too much win!!!!!!!!

[Noxith]

good old times ;)

[burtonrules123]

HAHAHA i love the butt slap thats funny and yet kinda cute. dont know why women would get upset over that, men do it all the time to girls they like.

[lutonmale1983]

Looks like james pulled his tricep after patting her behind!!

[ballfan25]

Got to keep that pimp hand strong

[vtecjedi]

This is the ultimate MAN moment of cinema history

[Chequelito14]

I do that all the time to my friends that are girls when one of my guy friends comes and talks to me. They don't seem to mind ;)

[penchanskii]

Men wish they could still behave like that. You'd get a slap in the face and a lecture on feminism if you tried that these days.

[Roflmao919]

Lad

[jayce79]

Women actually love this scene. I know , I've watched it with plenty of them.

[mrstjs]

@jayce79 I know. I'm a woman and love this scene. I'm 35 but "old school"--- proud to stay at home to take care of my husband and family.

[Louisiplaya]

note how he rubs his triceps after the ass smack

[JaysCyYoung1]

All men aspire to be like Connery. He truly is a God amongst men.

[ReDraG0nz]

Fuck yeah

[mysterybananatree123]

The hell?

[jcelephant1968]

Connery is retiring......now we have Clooney and Fucking Matt Damon...god where are the Connerys and Waynes?

[ImrIyawesome]

@jcelephant1968 Waynes? Like Lil Wayne? Yeah he's pretty fly.

[halcncod]

Fucking awesome scene.

[batarang69]

You could not get away with that today in movies.....What a sad world we live in?

[Nathan920]

Sean Connery: That's how I slapped your mother's ass last night Trebek.

lololol

[someshitartist]

Sir Sean can slap me any time <3

[FTWmessi]

hahahahaha

[thelordzed]

I like the sound of the slap lol

[ahoovah100]

Appaling....disgusting.....Ter­rible!!1 Why this Sean Connery jerk ever made it as James Bond character completely mistifies me.It always has.He was an awful creep

[eiffel0108]

@ahoovah100 He's displaying the correct manner of a man's place in society: above a woman.

[ahoovah100]

@eiffel0108 sorry.he isnt. respect for one another is a huge part of anyones place in society.little boys think they should smack women,cause they arent mature enough to understand the sense of nuance involved."Real men" and women respect one anothers place in society regardless of who has the leadership role.

[charta7]

@ahoovah100 its just hilarious and laugh at the humor. whoever is taking this James Bond world as a serious representation of society is not worth your breath to educate.

[eiffel0108]

@ahoovah100 Well if you don't understand sarcasm and humour then I doubt you're going to have a great social life.

[s0liddy]

@ahoovah100 i'll smack your ass and you'll love it baby

[ahoovah100]

@s0liddy Your statement speaks for itself.If you really think that then .You dont know how little you know about women ,girls, or anything that we would "love".Its extremely obvious to most women,that you are a little boy who doesnt know what you are talking about.Id smack you upside of your head little boy.Go play with your toys.

[s0liddy]

@ahoovah100 Hey everyone say hi to ahoovah100. ahoovah100 say hi to everyone, now say goodbye, *SMACK* on your fat old ass

[ahoovah100]

@s0liddy spoken like a guy who really knowsa lot about women.people show themselves for what they are sooner or later.

[RicoSuave928]

The way things should be.

[idum01]

Men talk not man talks!

[doublemandala]

Gotta love it when he slaps her ass... :-P

[skaterock7734]

Ahhahahahaha punny988 so true

[zxcv165]

spank!

[LoreleiEtoile]

hahahaha.......wow. I'm just speechless xD

[bxr782]

Ah, the good ol' days...before women's lib and political correction turned our young men into pussies.

[Lioyd1rving]

@bxr782 This is so ridiculously wrong it's not even funny. :/

[davidmcdonald86]

Wow that's amazing.

[agora1955]

Boy, I am SO glad I was a teenie in those days and that the boys still used pick-up

lines like the one my first boyfriend said to me. " Do you know how beautiful your eyes

are "? These days young men only seem to title women as " bitches" and see them

as cheap fun-possiblities. What a pity.

[TobiramaSenju]

@agora1955 Women of those times were classy.That's not the case today.They behave like boys.So frank and open there is no grace.Ingrid Bergman,Ava gardner....extinct.

[agora1955]

@TobiramaSenju Yes, I agree with you. Women have " liberated" themselves into a corner. My husband is absolutely thrilled that I am a homemaker. Our 3 kids are wonderful adults who always had a Dad and Mom to talk to. He loves my cooking and

is the happiest man alive to have a comfortable clean home to relax in after his workday.

I never had to worry about giving my babies into day care or working on a

"career" besides being a Mom. We share our roles, and we are still in love.

[hyarke]

@agora1955 get back in the kitchen. who allowed you on the internet?

[agora1955]

@hyarke The Internet is infested with brainless idiots who pose inane questions

like that.

[TobiramaSenju]

@agora1955 I am not saying women should go cook in the kitchen.They should do whatever they want to do racting,cooking,sports etc. What I am saying is why behave like boys???Today you have megan Fox and Anjelian Jolie and during those times you had Ingrid bergamn and Ava gardner you can clearly see the difference.

[agora1955]

@TobiramaSenju No, I´m not saying that either. I have a very full life indeed, it

doesn´t revolve around my homemaking activities. I work in an esoteric field which

I wont relate here. And yes, I can see the difference between the women of that

earlier generation and this one. Have a nice day. A.

[TobiramaSenju]

@agora1955 Yeah.But still today there are some women like that.Have a nice day to you too.

[TobiramaSenju]

@agora1955 *acting*

[Davematt325]

Love the ass slap!

[nomoresecrets1]

i think it is perhaps worth pointing out for all of u assuming that the world has changed irreversibly since 1963, and that 45 years ago loads of guys went around behaving like this...that only one guy in the bond films...ie. james bond!...gets to treat women this way, and he would still get away with it today. the chubby guy in the suit, would not! thats just a fact of life. it is a good scene though.

[1337pede]

That's right bitch

Go back to the kitchen

[canamwing]

@1337pede LOL!!!

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL with the slap on the bum

[wilcerf91]

ahhh the days when bond had swagger and the bond girls were sexxxy

[Counseloration]

Most women who would be angry about this sort of thing would end up falling for Bond. Sorry, that's just the way it is.

[924142707]

@Counseloration That's because he's a man, and though our overly bullshit political correct garbage culture hates men, women still want them. It's like the a*hole that gets the girls. He is a jerk but he's internally closer to being a man than the nice wussy.

[DictatorRoB]

Good old times when women didn't feel disgraced for being women.

Today's women says "we are equal to men" and they start all men habits-that's insane!

Come on ladies, wearing skirts isn't shame! Leave pants for us...

[Aughiris]

@DictatorRoB

I don't mind a woman in tight pants, as long as she got a nice ass to give some shape to it.

[DictatorRoB]

@Aughiris I prefer skirts. It give more freedom to butt.

[fattoler]

Ding Dong!

[Abengers]

LMAO! he's the man!

[Hydra773]

Women LOVE IT!!!

[chrishdunne]

very nice

[TheZombie777]

EPIC

'Nuff Said.

[OldSchoolRasslin]

Women love to be treated like this! They are just scared to admit it nowadays.

[Punny988]

The world needs more Sean Connery, and less that twat from twilight.

[kevininsimi]

@Punny988 I wish I can thumbs up this comment x1000. But I can't :-(

[SebWei]

@kevininsimi same

[chewie2240]

@Punny988 Spot on. All this teen angst bullshit and guys acting like girls and girls acting like guys is fucking up our society. Sean Connery is a proper man but a dying breed. Most guys these days keep their testicles in their girlfriends handbags.

[Robin4ever1970]

@Punny988

you're now the man for saying that!

Sean Connery's my nigga! :D

And He is the JAMES BOND

[SpamAccount009]

Men no longer know how to be ALPHA these days, it's the pussification of the Western world. We disregard gender roles. Men are supposed to be LEADERS, women love men who lead. Men and women are NOT equal (that doesn't mean that men are better than women, mind you).

Feminism has done some good things, but it has also blown WAY out of proportion (i.e feminazis). Connery's Bond is a perfect demonstration of real manliness.

[da5families]

@SpamAccount009 indeed

[SebWei]

@SpamAccount009

You must be happily married :-)

[DictatorRoB]

@SpamAccount009

I agree that there must be differences between women and men, but do you agree that women should be free right? Man can be leading person, but he can't be dominant above woman only because his arms are stronger.

I am for freedom of women, but I want them to be real women, polite and tender, with skirt and stockings, not today's manly bitches.

[Lrdvltr]

Back when niggers didn't run the show.

[euginam91]

my jaw drops when I watch the early bond films... he slaps women with impunity

[1ngjoxsh]

That was the manliest thing I have ever seen

[colmas]

every man should strive to be more like sean connery

[heywatchit86]

Behold the alpha male. Tremble in fear, Alice Schwarzer!

[lalo292]

They should bring back the old james bond like in this clip just inpolitically correct I love it fuck femisit rights

[farhannius]

Man I'd love to show this video to feminine rights activists over and over again as a means of torture. Fuck feminism.

[mrbain123]

We have come from this to "I can't find the stationary". What the hell went wrong lol

[rha101]

It's not as cringe-inducing as the line about the Beatles.

[1ngjoxsh]

@rha101

what line?

[rha101]

@1ngjoxsh, Bond, says: "My dear girl there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Pérignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

[zwan2]

C'est James Bond quand même, tu peux pas test XD

[skinwalkerxxx]

Daniel Craig should say that all the time

[flashportalnet]

Word.

[TheBossLuciano]

Shocking......positively shocking.

[Sinuz69]

epic!

[Icnon]

Once upon a time , men are NOT afraid in be men .

[needles1987]

You can be a real man without slapping a woman's ass.

[Icnon]

You can be a man with you got the choice to slapping or not a woman's ass , whitout fear the political correctness morons reaction for choose the first option.

[goldyn12345]

lol can you imagine daniel craig doing this nowadays? i wish he did, this pc shit does my head in

[teshara]

"Mantalk!" ::slap::

'Oh goody! Time to take the pool boy for a spin while you're occupied! Toodles!'

[Soundwave85]

This was my childhood, in the early 90's! My Dad is a Bond fan so I was "grown on the Connery". I learned many "concepts" at an young age.

[goldyn12345]

lol i love connery he dosent give a shit for the whole pc thing!! i wish bond could do this now!! can ya see daniel craig like this? no way!!

[kosyodanoob]

@goldyn12345 hope hte new bond movie is decent :/

[PaoloPinkas90]

its Felix not Phoenix ;)

Felix Leiter

[benguy69]

HAHAHAH love it

[JudasAngel666]

HAHAHA. "Man Talk" *Slap*

[zeichenbretter]

"say goodbye to pheonix" "what?" "mantalk" *SLAP*

[bohnenbieger19]

Verrry Nice!-- Just here? -- No a little lower Darling!

Sexism rulez!

[peniswiener]

this is beautiful, how men should be

[magichatrick]

@penisweiner

i couldn't expect anything less from a comment by a person who created an account with your name...

props, sir... props....

[chillm0de]

Sean Connery knew how to slap a bitch's ass!

[JudasAngel666]

It's a Scotsman THing(I'm a Scotts man myself)

[ju1z988]

awesome!

[TheCabron55]

Great :D

[danogzilla]

silly women.

[welstijlfilms]

I published this video on the Dutch website WELSTIJL (2 january) kind regards sem mallee

[PeekaPeep]

Bond keeps his pimp hand strong, lol.

[70sforever1]

We're ruled by politically correct lawyers and we're allowing it. Down with the ACLU!!!!

[krazter27]

man talk..ill do you later..slap.

[SCOPEHAPPY]

SAY HELLO

"hi"

IIGHT SAY GOODBYE

"why?"

MAN TALK BITCH

[CrimsonZeroX]

I wish Sean Connery was my grandfather.

[futbolking]

@CrimsonZeroX

nah dude, he'd be stealing your girlfriends left and right.

[enemyofbohemia]

@CrimsonZeroX My grandfather actually looks exactly like Sean Connery XD

[misterkami2]

@enemyofbohemia Lucky man..

[StaulkHolm]

@CrimsonZeroX

"your best? loser's whine about their best, winners go home and fuck your grandmother."

[goldyn12345]

dont ya just love connery as bond!!! pc nowadays wouldnt allow this shit, i wish it did!!!!

[5pid3y]

this is the greatest thing on the internet(s)

[sodumb123]

that is so bad add. "man talk", then slaps ass.

[angloempire]

bond was awesome. hes turned into a pussy with woman since daniel craig took over

[mygoditsfullofstarz]

true but craig is probably the best bond since connery

[BruderSeth]

naaah

[JudasAngel666]

NO he is not

[HOLLYWOODCASANOVA]

CLASSIC!!!!!!

[elunicomejor1]

Grande Maestro.

[Necroman666]

There you go!

[theblitz8]

0:00 lol very nice...

[Bananaghost80]

Bond is the man!

[Creepytouch]

ahahaha that's gold

[DeathtoRaiden1]

She's just happy he slapped her ass and not her face for a change.

[Necroman666]

LOL

[VeloNutMc52]

I really miss those days. Bond represented it all. Real Girls, Guns, Booze, Smoking and kicking the crap out of the bad guy. Not a hint of anything "PC" and he saved the world everytime.

[MrHoppers002]

amen.

[felphero]

hahaha holy shit, i guess we wont see that girl burning any brassieres

[NottinghamForest22]

this isnt hollywood. its a British film.

[MexxProtect]

at some time after 1964 something went terribly wrong...those were the days :'(

[Darroth]

Any have a time machine?

[Slaviccommie]

Yeah, but only to future :-(

[Slaviccommie]

Good old times when there were men and women on world.

Today-it's men in tight clothes, shaved armpits, plucked eyebrows, and gay behaving---and vulgar women dressing like men, acting like a men, fat or other way, skinny to nearly death, with all feminity dead.

[dylancaprotti]

Dont forget the tattoos...

[Slaviccommie]

Yeah, it is disgusting on women, men may have one, for example if they were in war or some, as memory.

Women skin should be soft and skinny.

[Slaviccommie]

I mean, shining, not skinny.

[Guitarawr]

Individuality is a curse, isn't it?

[seraosekaj]

the sound effects are the best

[DaBossk]

lul

[ngord]

when Hollywood stil had balls

[2warNINg]

omg this was sexist, hahaha man talk, the smack on the ass terrible let brillant at the same time

[Glenn1967ful]

1964, sexism hadn't been invented.

[2warNINg]

haha maybe it hadent, maybe james bond invented it and it was yet to be given a name.

[snowboardingfreak94]

Not even Chuck Norris could have done that better

[JimboGrinbo]

He wouldn't slap her ass. He would kick her ass with a roundhouse

[leafyutube]

I agree with some of the comments. The male character nowadays are pussies, while the woman now act like men. Maybe that's why more women are attracted to women. Haha!

[piip4]

That has been my working theory for a long time now, glad to see other people coming to a similar conclusion. :p

Though I have to add that homosexuality has nothing to do with culture, it just appears there are more of them now because they are more accepted than before and less people hide it.

[beepandbop]

I'm not sure that's so true. It isn't a genetic condition, perhaps its more like a psychosis.

Plus, some people need to do things to make themselves feel different.

[Slaviccommie]

It's okay to be "original", somehow different, but not by piercings, tattos and another crap.

Actually, most people are doing exactly the same what another poeple do. It's so pathetic.

[RioXavier]

My idol.

[911truthteller]

damn that was smooth what a pimp lol

[lostwingman07]

MAN TALK

[farmerwright]

this was a time when men werent afraid to be men and women werent afraid to be women

[immutabledude]

You never see men take charge like this on the big screen anymore! We have too many Shia LaBeouf-types!

[ledwick]

Ugh, I never want to hear the term "Shia LaBeouf-type" again. What is wrong with the world? =[

[immutabledude]

Well, I never want to hear "Shia LaBeouf" again, so let's call it even. :)

[googlegel]

git