@Flarrm09 Where is the proof of your religion? How did the FSM come into existence? How did something made of matter create itself? Something had to create matter in order for matter to exist.
That was almost as good as the Atheist church! I wonder if Chef Boyardee is the the pasta POPE! Maybe ya could get Zenu ta help! PRAISE BE THE MEAT HEADS! THE POWER OF SEVEN ITAILIAN HERBS COMPELS YA! NO CARBS!
the bible has many prophecies which have come to be fulfilled at an era shockingly like the end-times in the book of revelations (increase in knowledge, emos, global warming, global currency) yet people have chosen to follow a drunken flying spaghetti monster made by some crackpot who wrote a so-called gospel of it in 2005?
Pastafarianism has as much proof as any other religion, If a Christan say your gods fake, I can say "Well, I would love to have an agrument with you but the Almighty FSM say as stated in The 8 I'd really rather you didnt, You shouldnt force me on to others, it there faith and you should respect that, Well it didnt say that EXACTLY it kinda went on but thats the point its trying to say So really no one can say Pastafarianism is fake because we have as much proof as all of the other religion RAman
@ArfaInc ok, well ramen is a noodle dish, and in church they say amen, so, we say ramen after stuff. and kinda, the creator is a physics major, who didnt want to learn about creationism, so he made this, and said to the state board of education that it is a valid religion, and it has a right to be taught in class. it is basically a mock of religion.
i cant believe that people are this stupid to where they resort to believing in this, i mean really, this started as a joke and now its a religion? Common people how fucking stupid are you .....
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahah.... OMG though it might be true i am uterly Laughing my Fucking ass off! i cannot stop! you guys believe this? i am atheist and proud. Logic. a gift from the Great noodly one!
its a joke on intellegent design, but, if a christian says your wrong, you can say all the arguements that the christians say when you say there wrong :D
Your hate speech will not be tolerated. You are a hater. Stop your hate, your bigotry, your racism! You are ignorant of the evidence which is why you don't believe, you and your religion of disbelievers.
And I suppose that Christianity, Islam, or Judaism makes more since?! I have researched all three before and its ALL BULLSHIT I think I will join this church at least it doesnt have a FUCKED UP reputation of extreamism
@Supernova310 You sir should kill your self if you would rather go to a church that believes of a MOTHER FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! DO you have ANY COMMON SENSE?! Like really a FLYING SPAGHHETTI MONSTER! Your fucking ignorant.
@MW2Addiction If you're somebody that believes in God, then you sir, are a fucking dumbass. Believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the exact same thing as believing in a god. Infact, Pastafariansm was made to make fun of religions that believe in God.
@ArsenRANGER Lol Im sorry for my ignorance that I spewed out my mouth towards you a year ago. Just to let you know Im actually now atheist lol. I converted within a year...
@ArsenRANGER Its all good bro. Today I have been going back to the comments people left me and found that a lot of them were arguments and me cursing people out and stuff. It really scared me. It felt like deja vu cause I literally insulted atheist and stuff. Yet now 1 year later, Im an atheist. Its a crazy experience, so much has changed...
@MW2Addiction I know how it feels. Looking back and seeing how silly I was. The change is an interesting experience, but it actually feels good after a while. Like a weight lifted off your shoulders. At least to me.
@MW2Addiction "MOTHER FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!" I don't believe that the FSM sexual proclivities extend to its mother on the simple grounds that the FSM has no mother to ffuck.
"Your fucking ignorant." That should be "You're fucking ignorant" Learning to write before calling others ignorant may save future embarrassment.
@kabivose Lolz. This is funny cause I said that 1 year ago when I was Catholic... I have since then converted to being an atheist. Looking back at this comment makes me look like such a dumb ass.
@MW2Addiction Wow! Reading this after your first comment, I'd hardly believe you were the same person. Catholicism obviously rots the ability to write English as well as the rest of the brain. Glad you've recovered!
Thanks for not pointing out the extra "f" in my comment :-)
@kabivose Yup I've changed a lot since then. I even went back to some of my other old comments and I couldn't even believe I wrote those things. I made my self look like someone who is clearly uneducated lol.
@Supernova310 Yes and how do other religion not make more sense? Theres nothing else to beleieve in other than these religions. What you beleive in evolution or nothing hapeens to you when you die? These religions are the only "salvation" for man weather you beleive it or not is irrelivant. Its to bring Peace to those who do beleive it...It is most likely more true than any other explanation out there
@HaydenBThrobbingG Are you claiming that these three religions, which all claim all the others are false, are in fact all true? If they are all true then their claim that the others are false is also true, which means they're all false. But if they are all false then their claim that the others are false is also false, which makes at least one of them true again! If you don't want to believe in these three religions (or Pastafarianism) there's still Hinduism, Sikhism, Baha'i, Jainism etc. etc.
@kabivose I'm saying All religion is true! It's in the eye of the beholder, whatever brings you peace weather it is the thought of an afterlife, or reincarnation, or even nothing. That is what brings you salvation, and what makes this life bareable for some...I choose to belive that theres an afterlife and thats how I can cope with Life, I'm not saying anything is false, It's all true...
@srogers08 Its existence is as plausible as that of your god/gods, should you have any. If you don't you should realize that the vast majority of current pastafarians were atheists.
i though scientology was crazy
TheMsdos25 2 weeks ago
ive been saved, Ramen.
ThirdEyeOpen123 2 weeks ago
:) R'amen
Dufe25 2 weeks ago
You should use ivona text to speech demo software instead of Google
leszken 2 months ago
This is an insult to every beleiver...I approve.
photon72 3 months ago 3
He will touch you.
Buffering...
ReggieChannel 3 months ago
@denfer2000 you got molested by someone impersonating his Noodliness!
SHdudeproductions 3 months ago
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I saw Him...yesterday...He touched me with His noodly appendage...Brothers and sisters...I was blind and now I can see the light
denfer2000 3 months ago
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denfer2000 3 months ago
I wish I could keep a strait face. R'amen.
morpheus9494 3 months ago
strippers? screw it, I AM COMVERTED, THANK YOU FLYING SPAGUETTI MONSTER.
RAMEN
shadowknigth94 3 months ago 2
beer volcano? strippers? ::throws bible in the trash:: sign me up!
chicarbiomed 4 months ago
You should have just left it at "He will touch you" LOL
Ramen
Nerd0042 4 months ago
@xmeltrut
I only follow ordained pastors, are you one of them ??
Goron1988 5 months ago
i thought this religion was some youtubers joke
Amurtv1 5 months ago
@Amurtv1 it is a joke , lol Ramen l\hahaha
djay00009 5 months ago
RAmen!!!!
INMATE2468 5 months ago
If anyone wishes to further express their praise for his holiness you can purchase FSM car emblems or FSM t-shirts from JDCRETAILER. COM
Lincon223 6 months ago
R'amen
markod2002 6 months ago
Why did they have a computer read this?
INTPTT 6 months ago
"heaven will consist of a stripper factory and a beer volcano" sounds good to me!
CorvairMonza1 7 months ago 29
I've Been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
MrBagamen 7 months ago 15
RAmen!
Tehsusenoh 7 months ago
ROFL
tomyo75 7 months ago
RAmen!
pillox81 7 months ago
R'Amen!
TheUnholyExpert 7 months ago
I wish it was longer, but good job fellow minister.
hillmason36 7 months ago
Ramen, my brother!
DyLaNWiLLEatYoBaBy 8 months ago
That explains everything. Fsm I am ready to be touched by your noodly appendage and be changed for ever. R'amen.
columbo819 9 months ago
RAmen
ASunBar 9 months ago
lol anna voice
FlyingSpaghettiMoner 9 months ago
PASTAFARIANISM FTW
SynVenganceShadows 9 months ago
Ramen
jezzjunk 9 months ago
I found my real religion now! All hail the spaghetti monster, My GOD and creator.
I had 2 religion i wanted to choose from, this and Norse mythology.
Don't hope the almighty smurf will punish me!
CleanAteist 11 months ago
All you non-Pastafarians: Prove your religion right and I'll stop believing in mine.
Oh, what's that? "The Bible" Learn to cite sources, I don't see any author on that book.
Flarrm09 1 year ago 2
@Flarrm09 Where is the proof of your religion? How did the FSM come into existence? How did something made of matter create itself? Something had to create matter in order for matter to exist.
kristenanne18 5 months ago
Pastafarians ftw
arceuzakaversax 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahah
GollumoftheRings 1 year ago
Ramen.
Warmsprite1w 1 year ago
DO ANYONE RELISE THAT MY WORDS OR THIS fsm Doestnt maka any sencey??!?!?!?!?!?!?! IM.... well im just darn right confused. DIDNT mario creat pasta?
246sam1 1 year ago
That was almost as good as the Atheist church! I wonder if Chef Boyardee is the the pasta POPE! Maybe ya could get Zenu ta help! PRAISE BE THE MEAT HEADS! THE POWER OF SEVEN ITAILIAN HERBS COMPELS YA! NO CARBS!
TheDaytonDevil 1 year ago
the bible has many prophecies which have come to be fulfilled at an era shockingly like the end-times in the book of revelations (increase in knowledge, emos, global warming, global currency) yet people have chosen to follow a drunken flying spaghetti monster made by some crackpot who wrote a so-called gospel of it in 2005?
BeakyRed 1 year ago
I'm sorry but I have some questions
is this a new religion ?
created by who ?
does pasta create the universal ?
does italians create pasta ?
I'm sorry I'm really confused ?
aomari15 1 year ago
@aomari15 1. Yes
2. It isn't created, it's the one and only truth.
3. Yes.
4. Yes, but the flying spaghetti monster created italians.
5. Fun for you.
Epicmusicbyjohnandco 1 year ago
Pastafarianism has as much proof as any other religion, If a Christan say your gods fake, I can say "Well, I would love to have an agrument with you but the Almighty FSM say as stated in The 8 I'd really rather you didnt, You shouldnt force me on to others, it there faith and you should respect that, Well it didnt say that EXACTLY it kinda went on but thats the point its trying to say So really no one can say Pastafarianism is fake because we have as much proof as all of the other religion RAman
lXDodgerXl 1 year ago
RAmen!
hermzmoe 1 year ago
eternal strippers and a beer volcano... it's like islam without the headgear and mosque shit!
quidnick 1 year ago
Im sorry I am a noob,
questions:
1. what means RAmen
2. Isn't being a Pastafarianism means your atheist?
I am just asking please don't think I am judging anyone by there bhelifes.
ArfaInc 1 year ago
@ArfaInc ok, well ramen is a noodle dish, and in church they say amen, so, we say ramen after stuff. and kinda, the creator is a physics major, who didnt want to learn about creationism, so he made this, and said to the state board of education that it is a valid religion, and it has a right to be taught in class. it is basically a mock of religion.
jungleprimitive 1 year ago
@jungleprimitive thank you
ArfaInc 1 year ago
@ArfaInc 1. RAmen is the most holy of Pasta Words
2. No
SmellyAmpitz 1 year ago
i cant believe that people are this stupid to where they resort to believing in this, i mean really, this started as a joke and now its a religion? Common people how fucking stupid are you .....
FuZZyRepTaR 1 year ago
@FuZZyRepTaR You are such an idiot its not a religion its a joke created by us non-belivers and such
coldcanburn 1 year ago
"He will touch you." Am I the only one with a dirty mind?
Timelord223 1 year ago
@Timelord223 touched by his noodlyness. XD
jungleprimitive 1 year ago
some people think FSM is strange, maybe, but we can agree on something...
the FSM has bigger balls then god
lbIeesel 1 year ago
Stripper factory???? Im converted man!!! Ramen!!!
weirdscience81 1 year ago
@weirdscience81 And don't forget the beer volcanos!
Epicmusicbyjohnandco 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahah.... OMG though it might be true i am uterly Laughing my Fucking ass off! i cannot stop! you guys believe this? i am atheist and proud. Logic. a gift from the Great noodly one!
Ramen!
iloveaustrailiawomen 1 year ago
@iloveaustrailiawomen
its a joke on intellegent design, but, if a christian says your wrong, you can say all the arguements that the christians say when you say there wrong :D
lbIeesel 1 year ago
RAmen. Be touched by his noodly appendage!
TheHolidrawl 1 year ago
RAmen
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago
RA MEN~~~
ksmolly 1 year ago
ramen
S3ANnnnn 1 year ago
Hail FSM
foreverspagetti 1 year ago 3
humans created noodles... : /
DTstee 1 year ago
@DTstee and humans create gods and religions at will... dont they ??
eat666shit 1 year ago
RAMEN!
trolldanne 2 years ago
RAMEN DUDE!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO HAKIN TRUE
watch Fred vids
WillowWarblers1 2 years ago
RAmen.
A piece be upon you xP
JeiDamani 2 years ago
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This is STUPID!! THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!
srogers08 2 years ago
Your hate speech will not be tolerated. You are a hater. Stop your hate, your bigotry, your racism! You are ignorant of the evidence which is why you don't believe, you and your religion of disbelievers.
PassionForPasta 2 years ago 2
And I suppose that Christianity, Islam, or Judaism makes more since?! I have researched all three before and its ALL BULLSHIT I think I will join this church at least it doesnt have a FUCKED UP reputation of extreamism
Supernova310 2 years ago 76
@Supernova310 RAMEN!
trolldanne 2 years ago
@Supernova310 You sir should kill your self if you would rather go to a church that believes of a MOTHER FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! DO you have ANY COMMON SENSE?! Like really a FLYING SPAGHHETTI MONSTER! Your fucking ignorant.
MW2Addiction 1 year ago
@MW2Addiction Are you a Christian of any kind?
Supernova310 1 year ago
@MW2Addiction If you're somebody that believes in God, then you sir, are a fucking dumbass. Believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the exact same thing as believing in a god. Infact, Pastafariansm was made to make fun of religions that believe in God.
ArsenRANGER 1 year ago
@ArsenRANGER Lol Im sorry for my ignorance that I spewed out my mouth towards you a year ago. Just to let you know Im actually now atheist lol. I converted within a year...
MW2Addiction 6 months ago
@MW2Addiction No problem dude. But I wasn't the one who you first replied to. And looking at the reply I made to you makes me think I'm an asshole.
ArsenRANGER 6 months ago
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@ArsenRANGER Its all good bro. Today I have been going back to the comments people left me and found that a lot of them were arguments and me cursing people out and stuff. It really scared me. It felt like deja vu cause I literally insulted atheist and stuff. Yet now 1 year later, Im an atheist. Its a crazy experience, so much has changed...
MW2Addiction 6 months ago
@MW2Addiction I know how it feels. Looking back and seeing how silly I was. The change is an interesting experience, but it actually feels good after a while. Like a weight lifted off your shoulders. At least to me.
Revenwazhere 5 months ago
@MW2Addiction "MOTHER FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!" I don't believe that the FSM sexual proclivities extend to its mother on the simple grounds that the FSM has no mother to ffuck.
"Your fucking ignorant." That should be "You're fucking ignorant" Learning to write before calling others ignorant may save future embarrassment.
kabivose 5 months ago
@kabivose Lolz. This is funny cause I said that 1 year ago when I was Catholic... I have since then converted to being an atheist. Looking back at this comment makes me look like such a dumb ass.
MW2Addiction 5 months ago
@MW2Addiction Wow! Reading this after your first comment, I'd hardly believe you were the same person. Catholicism obviously rots the ability to write English as well as the rest of the brain. Glad you've recovered!
Thanks for not pointing out the extra "f" in my comment :-)
kabivose 5 months ago
@kabivose Yup I've changed a lot since then. I even went back to some of my other old comments and I couldn't even believe I wrote those things. I made my self look like someone who is clearly uneducated lol.
MW2Addiction 5 months ago
@Supernova310 You obviously have NO idea what this is about
joxpify 6 months ago
@Supernova310 Yes and how do other religion not make more sense? Theres nothing else to beleieve in other than these religions. What you beleive in evolution or nothing hapeens to you when you die? These religions are the only "salvation" for man weather you beleive it or not is irrelivant. Its to bring Peace to those who do beleive it...It is most likely more true than any other explanation out there
HaydenBThrobbingG 6 months ago
@HaydenBThrobbingG Pics or it didn't happen.
Plus evolution has massive amounts of evidence, I don't know what you're talking about.
Revenwazhere 5 months ago
@HaydenBThrobbingG Are you claiming that these three religions, which all claim all the others are false, are in fact all true? If they are all true then their claim that the others are false is also true, which means they're all false. But if they are all false then their claim that the others are false is also false, which makes at least one of them true again! If you don't want to believe in these three religions (or Pastafarianism) there's still Hinduism, Sikhism, Baha'i, Jainism etc. etc.
kabivose 5 months ago
@kabivose I'm saying All religion is true! It's in the eye of the beholder, whatever brings you peace weather it is the thought of an afterlife, or reincarnation, or even nothing. That is what brings you salvation, and what makes this life bareable for some...I choose to belive that theres an afterlife and thats how I can cope with Life, I'm not saying anything is false, It's all true...
HaydenBThrobbingG 5 months ago
@srogers08 Its existence is as plausible as that of your god/gods, should you have any. If you don't you should realize that the vast majority of current pastafarians were atheists.
lostship47 1 year ago
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allah is the one and only god
halflifeh 2 years ago
There is no monster but flying spaghetti monster and pirates are his messengers!
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
@halflifeh: What pasta did you smoke?
PAVANZYL 2 years ago
RAmen
Phelan666 2 years ago 68
@Phelan666 We're not all extremists. Just saying.
blobloblo6 1 year ago
i have something i want to ask
how m i supposed to drink the bear? its filled with sand from the volcano
and i think i prefer my bear cold
adirm18 2 years ago
@adirm18 You can't make a bear cold, they have fur.
cablepanos 2 years ago
lol sorry i m not that good in english
adirm18 2 years ago
adirm18
English is my only language, so no apology is necessary. It just struck me as funny.
cablepanos 2 years ago
have you noticed this?
fear,near,clear, bear?! wtf?
five,dive,hive, give?! wtf?
its making it very confusing
adirm18 2 years ago
@adirm18 That's English for you. I've only been taking Spanish classes for the past year, and I already like it more.
lostship47 1 year ago
@adirm18 FSM will use his noodly powers to stop anything from contaminating the beer. And BTW, beer is spelled B-E-E-R.
lostship47 1 year ago
Ramen! Well spoken!
Dvdingham 2 years ago
RAmen
MadWatchStudios 3 years ago
Ramen!
masticina 3 years ago
FSM FTW! RAmen!
Hotora86 3 years ago
wtf is this chris haha
360flipjames 3 years ago