its bullshit he got kicked out of the league because his size,, he is a hell of an athelete and a damn good qb. he got fucked over big time because of his size. im sorry i love tebow but the hefty lefty is a hell of a better qb and can be used WAY more
i hope he gets another shot at the NFL, i love watching him play and i bet giants wished they had him now to give him a shot, well maybe they dont. lol
this guy can easily start in the NFL, he is an onfield competitor and always plays with a chip. The man can QB and eat his cake too, literally, wtf! lmao <3 Jared
jared lorenzen is tha fuckin man. Jus shows how tha giants always dominate wit size. Brandon jacobs, 265 pound running back, fast as hell, jared lorenzen, 285 pound quarterback, fast as hell lol
He was huge at KY and still led the SEC, THE FOOTBALL CONFERENCE FOR ALL COLLEGE FB, in passing and was top 3 in the nation. He's incredibly fast for his size.
J-load!!!! , i realy hope us giants fans get to see him in action sometime this season. not wishing an injury to eli but maybe in a game where the g-men have a 40pt lead!
The NFL wastes so much talent, he could start on my team anyday...
Ravenfitch82 1 week ago
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Ravenfitch82 1 week ago
pillsbury throwboy
dinuccij 1 week ago
why didnt they change his position to RB if they hated him at QB so much?
BadAssDrummer01 2 weeks ago
its funny couse hes FAT
AKAGhost1 5 months ago
i rather have him as raiders than Jamarcus Russel
haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa 6 months ago
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That's really impressive, he wasn't a bad QB, the league just wanted him to lose weight... Fucking fat ass.
HeWhoseHam52 8 months ago
That's really impressive, he wasn't a bad QB, the league just wanted him to lose weight... Fuck fat ass.
HeWhoseHam52 8 months ago
its bullshit he got kicked out of the league because his size,, he is a hell of an athelete and a damn good qb. he got fucked over big time because of his size. im sorry i love tebow but the hefty lefty is a hell of a better qb and can be used WAY more
Goratory666 9 months ago
oh yes..the pillsbury throwboy
guinnessdraught69 1 year ago 2
LOL
He makes Jamarcus Russell look skinny
but then again, he's also probably more accurate then Russell, too :P
ChargersLVII 1 year ago 4
i dont care what anybody says but thats wat i call football player
perm30 1 year ago 5
the big Ruben Droguhts from oregon yea go ducks!
Tr1ckP1ay 2 years ago
the hefty lefty
sparacino69 2 years ago
The perpetual Manning backup
ultradeathcar 2 years ago
i want lorenzen on my team lol
blackeo81 2 years ago
Trust me man, that guy is an athlete. I played against him in a basketball league in 2002 and he dunked on our 6'7 center twice
catch40507 2 years ago
round mound of touchdown
bs20sanders 2 years ago
lmao gota love Lorenzen
MYHARTBEATSBREAKDWNS 2 years ago
lol..he gets thrown to the ground at the end..all he did was run for no reason???
jeffswanton54 2 years ago
man can he run....like a mack truck
Jigsaw3477 3 years ago
hes fast dude. i think its the steroetype that fat people cant play QB give him a shot at starting a few games.
arkoe310 3 years ago 3
i hope he gets another shot at the NFL, i love watching him play and i bet giants wished they had him now to give him a shot, well maybe they dont. lol
brewerturbo 2 years ago
its a preseason game...he probably just wanted to look good in order to secure a roster spot.
gatorfb53 3 years ago 3
Lorenzen's got speed!
hollywoodwerewolf 3 years ago 2
i get really pissed when people think fat dudes dont have wheels and for some reason think every short person has wheels.
mitch4595 3 years ago
lmao he was cruising, the pillsbury throw boy's got some speed
bmanley620 3 years ago
he was chasing that chicken at the other end of the field
georgegabriel9 3 years ago
i think jareds faster than droughns
IsaacCoudu8ed 3 years ago 3
Jared gives the all the fat boys out there some hope. Go Jared!
Seriously how can a guy that big be so fast?
Eric0816 3 years ago 21
Jared is awesome even if he did go to Highlands High School.
Biggsy22 3 years ago
in madden head coach, he is black
boltsguy21 3 years ago
wow hes faster than i thought
MetroReign 3 years ago
lmao!!! Oh man, I hope somebody picks up the Round Mound of Touchdown
mastashake07 3 years ago
i love lorenzen he looks like a guard playin qb
hilol27 3 years ago
too bad he got cut
dudeniick18 3 years ago
Holy fuck.
spvarriano1 3 years ago
Fatest QB alive
Eleven1000 3 years ago 2
And dont forget fattest.
NmKing26 3 years ago
why does that mater? really? i keep saying that but even if he is fat hes better than more than half of the NFL roster
Goratory666 3 years ago
the round mound of touchdown, the pilsbury throwboy, the hefty lefty....I hope he can beat out Carr for #2 or I'm really gonna miss this guy
ml2487 3 years ago 2
this guy can easily start in the NFL, he is an onfield competitor and always plays with a chip. The man can QB and eat his cake too, literally, wtf! lmao <3 Jared
TheGreekMystique 3 years ago
Has anyone thought about turning Lorenzen into a TE or FB?
newjack187 3 years ago
J-Load ftw
DaDawgPound89 3 years ago
He manhandled that guy
Bluelight132 3 years ago
michael who?
dibeees 3 years ago
LOL god damn...he way faster then vick
Wiimanx80 3 years ago
LOL god damn...he way faster then vick
Wiimanx80 3 years ago 19
nice, they always criticize his size but how can you argue when he literally flies like that?
hancho17 3 years ago
@Wiimanx80 no..he isnt
vdentjr 1 year ago
BATTLESHIP LORENZEN!!!
HDangerism 3 years ago
if jared lorenzen started in the superbowl it would be about 35-17 Giants
kennocure5 3 years ago
he should consider being a running back
teamstarfox 3 years ago
haha. what should we call him: Hefty Lefty, the Pilsbury Throwboy, or J-Load? he's got some wheels.
thegopherking 4 years ago
he's faster than droughns lolol
drob326 4 years ago
jared lorenzen is tha fuckin man. Jus shows how tha giants always dominate wit size. Brandon jacobs, 265 pound running back, fast as hell, jared lorenzen, 285 pound quarterback, fast as hell lol
drob326 4 years ago
Amen to that. Big Blue all the way!!!
jeremymontano 3 years ago
I love Jared Lorenzen
zjg5001 4 years ago
He was huge at KY and still led the SEC, THE FOOTBALL CONFERENCE FOR ALL COLLEGE FB, in passing and was top 3 in the nation. He's incredibly fast for his size.
exile103 4 years ago
"Quarter(got)back", "Hefty Lefty","The Abominable Throwman", "J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)" "Battleship Lorenzen",
eliMANNINGblowsDOGS 4 years ago
Pillsbury Throwboy!!
eliMANNINGblowsDOGS 4 years ago
BIG ASS
BillyArtillery 4 years ago
This is the fucking pre season! someone would of sat him on his ass if he tried that shitt in the regular season.
JDOGFTW 4 years ago
Fuck you.
if they would give him a chance he would be amazing
BigBlueFan74 3 years ago
hefty lefty is the man
kennocure5 4 years ago
He was 322 lbs at some point when in Ketucky.
ibon7 4 years ago
he is a monster
prf1027 4 years ago
i love the pre-season action LOL
treymcneil 4 years ago
when the hell did that happen? the pre-season
P0tH3Ad25 4 years ago
Lol my lastname is Lorenzen :P
LorenzenDK 4 years ago
I remember when Jared played at Kentucky. He was one big boy. Took many defenders to take him down
10splayer 4 years ago
no doubt in my mind he could run this offense if eli got hurt
ajh4 4 years ago
He sure is fast for a big man.
SoBanned 4 years ago
DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN, he was running like race horse. Maybe he will get to play against green bay this sunday
piecemaker3180 4 years ago
Ya Gotta Love This Guy! Both Hefty and Lefty! Thanks for the post.
born2dv8 4 years ago
J-lo was out running his team lol.
bal3wolf 4 years ago
Haha I got this from a Yahoo link, that was awesome!!
tuxedomartini 4 years ago
J-load!!!! , i realy hope us giants fans get to see him in action sometime this season. not wishing an injury to eli but maybe in a game where the g-men have a 40pt lead!
paintymagoo 4 years ago
hahahahaha injury to eli its ur fault!!
Panthersnation 4 years ago
i fuckin knocked on wood!!!! i didnt do shit it was the dirtbag cowboys!! but seriously im glad its not too bad and lorenzen is unreal
paintymagoo 4 years ago
haha gotta love the hefty lefty
waltbabyluv203 4 years ago
That's why he's Kentucky power!!!!!!!
rondocollector 4 years ago