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  • The NFL wastes so much talent, he could start on my team anyday...

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  • pillsbury throwboy

  • why didnt they change his position to RB if they hated him at QB so much?

  • its funny couse hes FAT

  • i rather have him as raiders than Jamarcus Russel

  • That's really impressive, he wasn't a bad QB, the league just wanted him to lose weight... Fuck fat ass.

  • its bullshit he got kicked out of the league because his size,, he is a hell of an athelete and a damn good qb. he got fucked over big time because of his size. im sorry i love tebow but the hefty lefty is a hell of a better qb and can be used WAY more

  • oh yes..the pillsbury throwboy

  • LOL

    He makes Jamarcus Russell look skinny

    but then again, he's also probably more accurate then Russell, too :P

  • i dont care what anybody says but thats wat i call football player

  • the big Ruben Droguhts from oregon yea go ducks!

  • the hefty lefty

  • The perpetual Manning backup

  • i want lorenzen on my team lol

  • Trust me man, that guy is an athlete. I played against him in a basketball league in 2002 and he dunked on our 6'7 center twice

  • round mound of touchdown

  • lmao gota love Lorenzen

  • lol..he gets thrown to the ground at the end..all he did was run for no reason???

  • man can he run....like a mack truck

  • hes fast dude. i think its the steroetype that fat people cant play QB give him a shot at starting a few games.

  • i hope he gets another shot at the NFL, i love watching him play and i bet giants wished they had him now to give him a shot, well maybe they dont. lol

  • its a preseason game...he probably just wanted to look good in order to secure a roster spot.

  • Lorenzen's got speed!

  • i get really pissed when people think fat dudes dont have wheels and for some reason think every short person has wheels.

  • lmao he was cruising, the pillsbury throw boy's got some speed

  • he was chasing that chicken at the other end of the field

  • i think jareds faster than droughns

  • Jared gives the all the fat boys out there some hope. Go Jared!

    Seriously how can a guy that big be so fast?

  • Jared is awesome even if he did go to Highlands High School.

  • in madden head coach, he is black

  • wow hes faster than i thought

  • lmao!!! Oh man, I hope somebody picks up the Round Mound of Touchdown

  • i love lorenzen he looks like a guard playin qb

  • too bad he got cut

  • Holy fuck.

  • Fatest QB alive

  • And dont forget fattest.

  • why does that mater? really? i keep saying that but even if he is fat hes better than more than half of the NFL roster

  • the round mound of touchdown, the pilsbury throwboy, the hefty lefty....I hope he can beat out Carr for #2 or I'm really gonna miss this guy

  • this guy can easily start in the NFL, he is an onfield competitor and always plays with a chip. The man can QB and eat his cake too, literally, wtf! lmao <3 Jared

  • Has anyone thought about turning Lorenzen into a TE or FB?

  • J-Load ftw

  • He manhandled that guy

  • michael who?

  • LOL god damn...he way faster then vick

  • LOL god damn...he way faster then vick

  • nice, they always criticize his size but how can you argue when he literally flies like that?

  • @Wiimanx80 no..he isnt

  • BATTLESHIP LORENZEN!!!

  • if jared lorenzen started in the superbowl it would be about 35-17 Giants

  • he should consider being a running back

  • haha. what should we call him: Hefty Lefty, the Pilsbury Throwboy, or J-Load? he's got some wheels.

  • he's faster than droughns lolol

  • jared lorenzen is tha fuckin man. Jus shows how tha giants always dominate wit size. Brandon jacobs, 265 pound running back, fast as hell, jared lorenzen, 285 pound quarterback, fast as hell lol

  • Amen to that. Big Blue all the way!!!

  • I love Jared Lorenzen

  • He was huge at KY and still led the SEC, THE FOOTBALL CONFERENCE FOR ALL COLLEGE FB, in passing and was top 3 in the nation. He's incredibly fast for his size.

  • "Quarter(got)back", "Hefty Lefty","The Abominable Throwman", "J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)" "Battleship Lorenzen",

  • Pillsbury Throwboy!!

  • BIG ASS

  • This is the fucking pre season! someone would of sat him on his ass if he tried that shitt in the regular season.

  • Fuck you.

    if they would give him a chance he would be amazing

  • hefty lefty is the man

  • He was 322 lbs at some point when in Ketucky.

  • he is a monster

  • i love the pre-season action LOL

  • when the hell did that happen? the pre-season

  • Lol my lastname is Lorenzen :P

  • I remember when Jared played at Kentucky. He was one big boy. Took many defenders to take him down

  • no doubt in my mind he could run this offense if eli got hurt

  • He sure is fast for a big man.

  • DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN, he was running like race horse. Maybe he will get to play against green bay this sunday

  • Ya Gotta Love This Guy! Both Hefty and Lefty! Thanks for the post.

  • J-lo was out running his team lol.

  • Haha I got this from a Yahoo link, that was awesome!!

  • J-load!!!! , i realy hope us giants fans get to see him in action sometime this season. not wishing an injury to eli but maybe in a game where the g-men have a 40pt lead!

  • hahahahaha injury to eli its ur fault!!

  • i fuckin knocked on wood!!!! i didnt do shit it was the dirtbag cowboys!! but seriously im glad its not too bad and lorenzen is unreal

  • haha gotta love the hefty lefty

  • That's why he's Kentucky power!!!!!!!

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