JOAN RIVERS ROAST PART 9

[MyFlamingo13]

joan rivers is the best there is. If you want to see something really funny go to Danger Jack:Episode 1

[takatakatang]

"you made me hate jews so much im gonna go to malibu and im gonna give mel gibson a blowjob!"

hahahahaha hell no!

[lilmike685]

hahaha joan was awesome :]

[thegoods34]

i honestly didnt know who Whitney Cummings was. I had to wikipedia her.

[LaVoix555]

THE SLAP IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

[PCTrinh96]

Joan Rivers for president LMAO

[itsjimmay]

Open your fucking eyes the people are leaving!

[Bdawg9891]

Will you cue the fuckin' flag?!

[chonaV]

She's the greatest, although Chelsea Handler thinks that she is, lol.

[ThePooppantsman]

When she asked Carl do you remember were you live I lost it.

[jww112093]

"You took a Shit last week and Rock Hudson came out." LMAO

[masristud]

LOLOLOLOL



[xBrownGirLinTheRingx]

Alan thick?

[Cornygurl669]

Now THAT was a roast! xD

[gleefan1025]

i hate joan rivers. she makes fun of people because she's old and wore out. can't wait for her to die.

[PartyInMyPants415]

@gleefan1025 thats just mean lol its her job to be a bitch to people.

[pugilstick]

She didn't get Jeff Ross! He looked like he was hiding too. LOL

[GILakaGP3]

Kathy Griffin gots legs for days. SEXY

[ninelfanatico]

i love joan she funny.

[IndigoRockGirl94]

'Open your eyes, the audience is leaving you asshole!' :'D

[greekcah]

I love Joan!

[meme7022]

I can't breathe I was laughing so damn hard

[spiderlegs1987]

YES...YES......YES!

[zackdaniel]

I have been trying to find the video from Comedy Central and with no luck. Thanks for posting this..Joan Rivers at her best....!!

[pauliehumboldt]

Mel Gibson is Lucky!

[thefireworkexspert]

Ahahah! Love this!:)

[originaltamil]

open your eyes asshole the audience is leaving hahahaa

[myfakeone100]

she is RUTHLESS!!!!

[bubbletwist2370]

she NAILED it...& BOOM goes the dynamite!

[alonzo9772]

Kathy Griffin said even though the slap was rehearsed, she forgot it would happen. So that was her real reaction.

[yaying404]

and THAT is how it's done!

[darkcurrypowder]

the first 30 seconds are BEASTT

[MrBionic23]

this women is amazing luv ya !!

[14597ojai]

Best ending ever. Absolutely loved this. Thank you so much for uploading :D :D

[lucas5665]

You mess Joan ya get the fuckin' horns!

[ProjectSamari]

and that. is how. it's done. :)

[Promotionforme]

Joan showing them how it's done!!!

[Vekoma1261]

Holy shit!!! Kathy Griffin does strike a resemblance to the BK mascot.... (0_0)

[bjs123z]

She's 77 and her part was still the funniest.

[jaquezuel24]

Dang that was good!

[DeadJesus100]

JOAN THE EVIL OLD WHORE

SKIN THE BITCH

[DeadJesus100]

JOAN RIVERS IS A SICK WHORE

sKIN THE EVIL BITCH ALIVE

[Imdede85]

That was unbelievably good!!! :D

[dragan123ism]

I LOVE U ALL JOAN YOUR MY FAVE OF ALL!!!

[DeadJesus100]

JOAN RIVERS THE ETERNAL WHORE

Sick Bitch

Fur lover

skinning animals alive

Skin this old infecetd whore alive

[mihailo343]

I love that snow thing .....

[Jessemchumba]

This was sooooooooo fucking hilarious

[corais359]

plastic moron!



[solomonmorris7]

Greg Giraldo died last year of a overdose of drugs 

[Alexmutherpeep]

@solomonmorris7 why bring it up?

[STFUNOOBZZ]

If you look carefully, as soon as Joan gets on stage, you can see the other comedians bracing themselves for the best. They know they're gonna get pwned. :3

[TheWhizzkid23]

I'll give you ome advice, i told you the same thing i told to david carradine. Hang in there!

[janotosinnumeros]

What about Jeff Ross? Why didn't she say anythugn about hiim? ...Maybe that part was edited or something?

[Elizar777]

You like a fucking MUDSLIDE! LOL!!!!!!!!

[NYer79]

"show 'em Carl!.....wake 'em up!"..

classic!!

[AlekSensej]

Mel is stile waiting for the blowjob

[MerveYoungki]

Joan rivers can deliver.

[LaVoix555]

The slap was hysterical

[neilp141]

MudSlide



[az0963818]

The baddest bitch in the game!

[jb44421]

- I plan to be around for the next 100 years, just like Herpes.

[prescomp]

you`re the man with that voice.........

[Ultrabeat24]

"I'll give you the same advice I gave to David Carradine....hang in there!! LOL!

[420mesc]

Genius... and her delivery... impeccable! That is a funny woman.

[101truthhurts]

Kathy and Joan are COMPLETELY stunning

[MOttiCha]

shes fucking amazing.

[swisschocolification]

omfg

[galgo3303]

Open your eyes bitch !!! Mel Gibson would most likely pass on the BLOW JOB!!!

[MrVictorTyler]

this was the funniest roast.

[Livtoday]

That was the most jewish thing I have ever seen

[Tetsuo237]

Joan Rivers has the most Jew-ey voice I've ever heard.

[negrophiliac]

her ending has to be one of the best ever

[nip1900]

comedy needs me! yes indeed

[TheTrebledSoul]

What a f'kin funny ending! Rivers is ultimately awesome!

[VIKINGOCATIRE]

this is the best roast show so far following pamela anderson. Joan rivers is the best

[richie0091993]

hahaha joan unleashes her final wrath.

[101truthhurts]

That whole 'roast' was stunningly funny. lol, excellent.x.

[Lightcaster123]

I just want to say, even though half of all Whitney jokes were "Who the fuck are you?", she's still the first roaster next to Joan in the suggestions...

[fishfoodlad]

shes a genius

[thrashdouche21]

whitney is pretty hot!

[BlackLeather92]

This is how you get revenge at a roast. I love it when the guest of honor blows everyone away.

[ShadowReign7788]

Hilarious, especially the jokes on Gotfried: "Open your fucking eyes! The audience is leaving you asshole!" Rofl.

[UsherMoore]

4:42 Is that Anna Faris???

[calisongbird]

@UsherMoore yep! I saw Alan Thicke, and a few other names too.

[twinkie13st]

That was fucking hilarious!!!!!!

[MCisthebestbyfar]

In just one set, she destroyed all of them. She is a legend full stop.

[laurensneakysmile]

Face of the Burger King LOL

[sfranz9873]

She is the best, no comparison!

[TrippleXXXBeatz2011]

she was the funniest of all ''comedians''!

[smurFette84]

Not that close! Get back you asshole! lol 

[thrashdouche21]

yeah robin is so ugly and shes full of herself!

[Lightcaster123]

He's hilarious! XD

[candytotty]

YEAH :-) Joan Rivers says "cunt". When I get angry, I LOVE to use that word to describe a person who's pissed/pissing me off :) I LOVE Joan Rivers :-)

[101truthhurts]

Pure class. She's one funny dude.

[BoricuaChiTown]

LOL 'OPEN YOUR EYES YOUR AUDIENCE IS LEAVING YOU!!!'

[rainbowk11d]

Joan fuckin rivers love that bitch!!

[madDon82]

1 funny bitch!

[pa3sCH]

in spite of her age she is still relevant and she is kick-ass funny!

[JLo52993]

That was fucking awesome.. <3

[videodude23]

Joan's a hot mess! But I love her!

All Hail 2 Da Queen!

[dmoreno168]

Man she fucked them up! just by telling them off!!!! LMFAO THIS KILLED ME!

"And Google said Who The Fuck Is Greg Giraldo!?!?!?!?!?"

"Honey WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?"

[sfranz9873]

Who the hell says that much and gets away with it? Joan Rivers, thats who!

[Hebblewater1]

@DeadJesus100

Oh shut your goddamn hippy mouth.

[amberlovesapplepie09]

I LOVE JOAN RIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leona10037]

She was divine in her closing with the best jokes. I saw her documentary, Piece of Work, and realized how courageous and tough this lady is.

[deric8]

I love that she slapped that unfunny bitch Swamp Thing! She did steal her act.

[DeadJesus100]

The sooner this evil whore dies

the better

ugly fucking bitch

[jhniscolV2]

@DeadJesus10

wow...not a fan of comedy?

[carey579]

@DeadJesus100 its so annoying that a male comedian can look like shit but no one comments about his look but for female comedians people are always targeting on their looks and saying negative things about them, joan is a comedian and does not have to look beautiful, she just has to be funny and she is, the best there is

[DeadJesus100]

@carey579 i have no problem that joan the witch looks like a plastic monkey

My problem with her is that she supports FUR

SKINNING ANIMALS ALIVE

and i would like to watch her skinned alive on youtube

[carey579]

@DeadJesus100 what proof do you have for that? she is a supporter of PETA and in all her acts she makes jokes about animal cruelty, you are just a troll whose main purpose in life is to cause havoc on youtube

[DeadJesus100]

@carey579 Joan the Evil Witch is wearing FUR on this video

Are you retarded?

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 You should really watch a nifty little documentary called Joan Rivers A Piece of Work to see just how uneducated you are in your observations... perhaps peoples problems with you is your support of misinformation and silly comments on YouTube :)

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee Joan the Whore old witch suports FUR

Skinning animals alive

Are you sick in the head freak?

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 I think mummy didn't love you enough and daddy loved you a little too much.

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee Take your meds retard

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 Can dish out the personal insults but can't take them... What a lovely person you'll grow up to be, when they let you get off the short bus and on to the big kids bus

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee hey fuckwit you are too dumb to post insults

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 Gee and that was the most original insult of 2011... that's why she's on TV doing the roast and your masturbating to pictures of your dad in your bedroom.

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee For how many years did your dad suck your limp dick for?

Is that what caused your brain damage or was it that you are an incestual kid?

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 I know I'm only making your inner troll happy here but to call me unoriginal when it comes to insults and then basically use the same insult I used on you, gets you a gold star in the Troll hall of fame :)

You mummy will be so proud, once she turns off the red light and comes home.

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee I bet you are an incest kid, daddy blowjobber

[dogatemywookiee]

@DeadJesus100 You seem to be stuck on the same page of "The Internet Trolls Guide to Trolling" you should skip to the chapter on what to do when your target has more brain cells than you.

[DeadJesus100]

@dogatemywookiee is a mental retard

[JamieOwen05]

@dogatemywookiee exactly, wtf is the troll doing here if he hates her? ass hole.

[luifero]

@carey579 ots a roast bitch if you cant handle toughnes get the uck out

[phxpress]

Joan completely murdered and anhilated all those other mediocre "comedians".

[doobeedoo58]

@phxpress I agree...she did...twice. LMAO that's why the Lampenelli hag didn't want to be there...Joan would have pwned her.....

[reaperman777]

I love Joan Rivers and she never gets old

[kelzclive]

@reaperman777 That because of all the bondo on her face. lol But seriously she is awesome!

[cavalier9915]

Unfortunately they cut some of the best lines from Joan's monologue here. This must be from a shortened rerun of the show.

For example: "Kathy Griffin, you said you were the biggest star in this room???!!! That's like saying you're the thinnest person in Kirstie Alley's house!!!"

I still use that line in my day-to-day life. LOL

[go355]

Don't you hate it when people quote the things that we just saw in the comments below? XD

[go355]

She Truly will give Mel Gibson a Blow job, it seems. Xd

[legendariosoul]

True words were never spoken, madam Joan

[Emccarthy3916]

OMG!!! I never saw Joan Rivers comedy before. She is TRULEY hilarious!!!!

[halla1rw]

"WILL YOU QUE THE FUCKING FLAG PLEASE!!!???"

[zeldafan1997]

Wow. I've never watched Joan Rivers's comedy, so I was kind of doubtful, but she BURNED everyone there. I have some newfound respect for her.

[DeadJesus100]

Joan the ugly old evil whore

[kleg0202]

"You know what you are, darling? You are a thief! Yes, you stole my act, you stole my gays, and you stole the face of the Burger King!"

I think I burst a lung when she told that joke.

[MichelleSheree1]

Joan slapped the shit outta Kathy Griffin lol

[DeadJesus100]

Joan Rivers the funny old whore supports skinning animals alive

FUR

Someone should skin that ugly old bitches wrinkled skin

[kleg0202]

@DeadJesus100 I have been a vegetarian for six years. I only eat locally, humanely produced dairy and eggs. I love her, and do not really think that her six foot long scarf is fur.

[DeadJesus100]

@kleg0202 Joan has publicly said that she wears fur and she couldnt care less

She is low life scum

[Dominique913]

@DeadJesus100 After she skins the animals, i'll cook and eat the meat yummy :)

[DeadJesus100]

@Dominique913 were you born evil or are you just retarded ?

Probably both

[Dominique913]

@DeadJesus100 Oh on the contrary, only a retarded person would let good animal flesh go to waste :)

[DeadJesus100]

@Dominique913 go suck your brother fuckhead

[maedabestest1]

Thats my fav. part!

[theothercommenter]

love how joan rivers slapped kathy griffin

[keepstartingfires]

Will you que the fucking flag please, lmao

[sawatzky4]

comedy doest need joan rivers and america doesnt need joan rivers

[mrbrandon71]

FABULOUS! ONE OF THE BEST YOUTUBE POSTINGS EVAH! TY FOR POSTING!

[101truthhurts]

Lol. Doesn't get any funnier than that. lololololol

[TheMartin9400]

The roasters might have been funny but Joan's annoying ass sucked.

[TheMartin9400]

The roasters might have been funny but Joan's annoying ass sucked.

[morisblack2]

i saw you back stage bitch you look like a fucking mudslide

[dazzmoss]

lost for word that this was s fking funnny ve just txt my friend about wathc all these

grt show

[MsHoney719]

That was the best closing to a roast ever! Viva Joan Rivers!!! LOL

[AdamMichaelMercer]

SHE TOTALLY JUST BITCH SLAPPED KATHY GRIFFIN!!! and her breasts her Chasity Bono's!!!!!!!!

[steven4rmnewyork]

mellissa rivers has an amazing booty

[duckhive]

this Roast was legendary! Top 3 that Comedy Central has done, thus far!!!

[JesterNeil]

SHE RIPPED THEM ALL TO HELL AND BACK lol

[EvanTheFox]

4 people stole the face of the Burger King.

[quintin38]

they should do a mel gibson roast

[eneyy101]

Gotta say, Whitney Cummings reactions were one of the best parts of the show. Look at her @2:38!!! She looks like an alien about to attack :)

[kylelenci]

The awesome part about this was that she was the funniest of all of them!

[mcg102789]

She didn't say anything about Jeff Ross, I wanted to hear her say something to Jeff, I love him!

[mcg102789]

She didn't say anything about Brad Garrett or Jeff Ross. I wanted to hear her say something to Jeff, I love him!

[HurricaneBoy1987]

Just one word To describe her. EPIC

[HENJAM48]

I Love Joan. Even more after this.

[hoopsheavenpa]

Joan rocks!!!!