We didn't come from monkeys. We share an ancestor with apes. Your fucking stupid and an embarrassment to your religion. Read a book other than the bible and learn something. All your doing is spreading stupidity. If there was a God (which there isn't) he'd be ashamed he made someone so stupid. I hope for your sake your pretty, cause your dumb as shit.
@orcslayer006 Your just dumb and i know this doesnt prove anything for god but if we were from a chemical reaction that would mean we cant trust are thoughts so ur not sure at all u werent meant to know how the world started so stop arguing cuz ur a ignorant human being also if we were from monkeys doesnt tht give us permission to act like one again people were finding like giant skeletons when god destroyed the angels cuz they were laying with humans god is real evolution was created by devil
... For real? Like. Really? What an ignorant douche. Many of those points, which were pretty poorly presented, I must say, have genuine, scientific proof, with repeatable studies and observations to back them up. I'm no scientist. I have a very basic working knowledge of physics, yet, if asked, politely, reasonably and concisely, I could explain pretty much all of these points, plus present irrefutable evidence. This is the work of someone so blinded by faith, that reason, with evidence will ne
The Bible has its messages about Dinosaurs,and even if you want to play the bone age theory,God has an answer for that too.He say to Him, a day is as a thoudsand years and a thousand years as a day.He doesnt operate on the the man made timetable we do.Ever wonder why Top evolutionists dont want to debate top scientist who are Creationists? I DONT. PEACE OUT
Say there is a bunch of giraffes, and the leaves on the trees are low down so they can reach, but there is say, 10 really tall giraffes who can reach higher. After a while, the leaves close to the ground will start to die out, and because they can't eat, the little giraffes all die out, but the tall ones can eat the leaves higher up so they continue to live, and mate. after millions of years the small giraffe gene, will be extinct. Survival of the species best adapted to their environment.
Very Good Video..Now answer these questions you stupid atheists!!! Lol I am gonna laugh myself to death.Man Please post lot of videos like this, You made my day...
Actually, I have seen a Blue Retriever......the one before "fact" #12......He was pissed you didn't ask his permission to take that photo. He told me to tell you, his lawyer will be contacting you.
this video is absolutely ridiculous. read up on evolution before you start spreading lies about it. a monkey can't give birth to a man because they are different species. evolution never says people had sex with monkeys and thats how we evolved. read up on evolution and use common sense on a lot of these.
well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
This... This is not real... Please, say this isn't real... People who seriously ask these questions don't actually believe they have valid points do they??? Seriously though, this video isn't real is it???
I like the fact that you are standing up for what you believe in, but there are explanations for most of those questions... Your zeal for defending G-d is honorable (although G-d doesn't need defense). However, your zeal mixed with your lack of knowledge makes the rest of us look bad... Please, commit to further research before you decide to speak on this matter, again.
Umm well sorry to tell the guy who made this, but we found the missing link between monkey and human about 4 years ago. All of those questions have been answered, look it up. All those bird and lizards with weird heads? We don't think those exist, because there is none on this planet.
One day,will people say the law of death is only a theory and not true? Professing to be wise they became fools! You can demonstrate many laws and forces.Yes there are many laws and a theory is at best only an explanation of how that law exists and functions.
I am assuming this video is a joke? If not pleased take biology 101, physics 101, astronomy, google what a non domesticated banana looks like, and please take a basic logic class. If it is a joke than :)
You do realise I can wander all the questions you posed. And im 16. I may not have a religion but to tell you the truth this is the main reason I hate Christians, they say they have the best religion. Yet it has too many flaws.
The reason a man would want to fuck a monkey is because they don't talk to you afterwards. And they're usually so grateful that they pick the bugs out of your hair. So don't dis it until you try it...
#11 Zero, ironically this is pretty much what the bible claims god did. (no) #12 Yeah, does it not thunderstorm in your part of the world? Ok actually we see its effects. #13 LOL (redundant) #14 I'm the pope because I say I'm the pope. #15 No, and remember you said that when you need medical attention. (we are) #16 Really? No one ever told us. (old hat) #17 Yeah that happens when we domesticate things. #18 Your trollin. #19 Its smarter than a creationist?
#1 gravity (no we don't) #2 because we are not that closely related and it would require a human to screw a chimp. (what do we do that is so immoral?) #3 Have you seen god do anything?..EVER? (no we don't) #4 Whats your point? #5 It's in space and doesn't need to be held moron. (again no but it is cute) #6 I have long hair therefor I'm Jesus. #21?? It cant happen and thus irrelevant. (CROCKADUCK!) #8 the attracting force of matter. #9 Same reason you have a sibling. #10 Honestly?
Lol, we could probably genetically engineer nearly all of this stuff, not that that proves any thing. But ya anyone who doesn't know most of this stuff just hasn't researched and has a closed mind locked by Christianity.
y is it only 2008???? y r planets round??? REALLY??? r these your "21 facts"? its lik dumb dt tv show host (dunno his name) who goes "tide goes in tide goes out- u cant explain it"!!! r u his descendnt by any chance?
I know you made this video with pure intentions, however it doesn't exactly do what you want it to. In fact, if you paid any attention to the Bible, you would know you're not supposed to judge people, even if they judge you, that's supposed to be left to God. Also, the Bible does say that even negative attention brings attention to Jesus and God so it isn't really a bad burden, however you do realize that not making an educated appearance representing Christianity only furthers criticism. :(
I'm a Christian, and whole-heartedly believe in most of what these creationists are saying. HOWEVER. Creationists, you can no longer put forth arguments that are based on circular reasoning or the Bible's perfection. Yes, the Bible is perfect, but in today's modern world nobody will believe that; they are correct in saying that it is not a scientific argument. Do the research; there IS scientific evidence for God. PLEASE don't spew out any illogical stuff; it just makes atheists laugh at us.
I'm laughing at the oh so retarded comments people are posting. So ignorant. Brainwashed public school teenage liberals, This is what the world is coming to! Can't leave constructive criticism.
Another video with Switchfoot and a bunch of stupid easily explainable answers to the most stupid questions on the planet. See that like bar its EVOLVING from a green bar to a red bar!!
I thought this video might be a joke, but I went to eritasevoli's Youtube page and found a whole lot of crazy on that site. Somebody help me with this. Nobody can actually be this ignorant...I hope.
You might want to rethink that monkey sex thing. At least then you'd have someone almost as smart as you to talk to when you're done. Yes, that was an insult. Just making sure you got that.
Science changes because intellectual people change their opinions as evidence changes. The bible says sickness is caused by witchery and demonic possession, not germs. Low standard for perfect.
We still don't fully understand gravity, but why don't you enlighten us. BTW Our noting knowing something doesn't strengthen your argument in the least.
We don't know how the singularity was created. But it's better to admit not knowing than to leap in with magical answers. We once thought the earth was flat. It says so in your holy book.
Planets are round because of Gravity. Evolution is slow...Like you. Mountains are forming right now through volcanic activity. Leave the peanut butter open and it gets mold. Mold is live bacteria.
Furthermore, after watching the video, I realize these concepts might seem weird and out of sorts for someone like you, so I can explain them one by one if that's easier. Let's we start with the Haber Process.
What you're hearing:
Bla bla bla bla video, bla bla bla bla concepts. Bla bla bla bla easier. Bla bla bla bla bla Process.
You don't care what's true. All you want to do is protect your beliefs, even at the risk of profound ignorance. Sad.
Wow. You should take this video off youtube immediately. It is ignorant and ridiculous. If you're trying to make stupid scientists and atheists laugh until our sides hurt - check, and mate. Mission accomplished. We thank you from the bottom of our black hearts. Now you should thank the stupid scientists for youtube, the combustion engine, modern medicine, air conditioning, printing, lights, airplanes, the Haber Process, etc. And thank the bible for witch burning, slavery and immorality.
This video had to have be made by the least informed person in biology on the planet. Or a really devoted troll.. Enough with the crockoduck garbage, get a real education and move beyond the trappings of your superstitions.
yes, poe's law is in effect here, I see it as a satire, but I've met ppl stupid enought, that will actully try to make some of these claims.
that "you can't explaine grav' " is what mostly signifies this as being a satire, because the answer to that is simple "I can't explaine it ... YET". the others are simple enought to answer too.
How about you look any of these questions up at a library? Or google the answer, select university sources or scientific journals. These are not difficult questions, you are only showing your ignorance by claiming others do not know the answer. Some of these questions have very complex answers that you might not understand right away, don't be discouraged, learn about the basic concepts and the more complex ones will be easier for you to grasp later. Please educate yourself, please.
This was so stupid. I'm convinced it was just a troll. The part of me that thinks this world is still good, does not want to believe, someone was stupid enough to be serious while making this. It's just too stupid.
I could tell once you used that painting had a painter analogy you were trolling... You are a traitor and a liar, therefore a rebel and should be taken away. Praise His noodly appendages
Uhm, yeah. Evidence of the stupidity of the human race can be found in the intientions of this video poster. If this is actually meant to be legitimate.
I can answer number 3, the process of Mountains forming takes hundreds of thousands of year's, from the constant pressure of the tectonic plates pressing up against each other, forcing them to crumple upwards. Take that, religion.
The problem with religion is it played a big part of make the societies that we have today, and they are an unsustainable, violent, greedy shit hole! We need progress, and religion ain't that.
I'm a Muslim and even if i'm not an atheist i can answer these questions. If you have read a science book you would know these answers even a children book might help lol. Did evolution happen? Maybe, to me there is a 15% chance out of a 100 but evolution doesn't disprove god.
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We are all inbreds thanks to Adam and Eve fuck that sucks my wife is prob a distant cousin! How'd we get black people and other races or did lucifer make them?
Damn, you did well on this, I didn't realise it was a parody until #10! I guess I should be sorry for insulting your intelligence and thinking you were stupid enough to actually make thisseriously.
...This is probably the most idiotic thing I've ever seen on youtube. The best argument against evolution I can find is that it somehow allowed your dumb-ass to survive long enough to make this video.
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
I am an Evangelical Christian and I have to say this video is ridiculous. You have a fundamental lack of understanding about the theory of evolution (I am not sure whether or not I accept it as there are flaws in it) and also about the Creation in Genesis. Creation is obviously not the most important feature of the Bible,Jesus is, talk about him if you wish to talk about Christianity. The creation is NOT a scientific text, Augustine in the 3rd century worked that out stop reading it like that!
Idont like this because it insults peoples intelligence thats no way to win an argument they will find out the truth when the time comes out !!! WHEN THE DEVIL BREATHES DOWN THEIR NECK !!! JESUS LOVES EVERYBODY GIVE THEM TIME AND THEY WILL SEE the TRUTH I HOPE THEY DONT WAIT TOO LONG
This is pretty funny. Almost none of these questions even make sense, and the ones that do, can be answered in 1 word or sentence. This really makes me believe there is no god. If there was, why would he make people like you SO DUMB.
When the video started, I thought that it was made by a theist who is unfamiliar with science. By about 30 seconds in, I began to desperately hope that this video was made as a parody. As it went on, my hope only increased in intensity. I'm going to assume that this video was meant to be satirical, because the alternative, that there is a person who makes arguments this senseless and deluded, is frightening.
And on number 13, science only changes because we aquire more knowledge and we don't let ourselves stay in the dark and believe the same thing for ever even if there is mounting evidence against it.
wow ignorance at his higher level i dont think your older then 14
swordangel3 5 hours ago
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rtardkiller85 19 hours ago
We didn't come from monkeys. We share an ancestor with apes. Your fucking stupid and an embarrassment to your religion. Read a book other than the bible and learn something. All your doing is spreading stupidity. If there was a God (which there isn't) he'd be ashamed he made someone so stupid. I hope for your sake your pretty, cause your dumb as shit.
orcslayer006 19 hours ago
@orcslayer006 Your just dumb and i know this doesnt prove anything for god but if we were from a chemical reaction that would mean we cant trust are thoughts so ur not sure at all u werent meant to know how the world started so stop arguing cuz ur a ignorant human being also if we were from monkeys doesnt tht give us permission to act like one again people were finding like giant skeletons when god destroyed the angels cuz they were laying with humans god is real evolution was created by devil
XxDaViS10 3 hours ago
This video shows a woefully ignorant view of science and the natural world.
brnedout1234 1 day ago
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I don't want to live on this planet any more.
93kooldude 1 day ago
... For real? Like. Really? What an ignorant douche. Many of those points, which were pretty poorly presented, I must say, have genuine, scientific proof, with repeatable studies and observations to back them up. I'm no scientist. I have a very basic working knowledge of physics, yet, if asked, politely, reasonably and concisely, I could explain pretty much all of these points, plus present irrefutable evidence. This is the work of someone so blinded by faith, that reason, with evidence will ne
theunholysynVII 1 day ago
The Bible has its messages about Dinosaurs,and even if you want to play the bone age theory,God has an answer for that too.He say to Him, a day is as a thoudsand years and a thousand years as a day.He doesnt operate on the the man made timetable we do.Ever wonder why Top evolutionists dont want to debate top scientist who are Creationists? I DONT. PEACE OUT
Lutherblue2004 1 day ago
what a childish, ignorant video
greygrey40 1 day ago
Say there is a bunch of giraffes, and the leaves on the trees are low down so they can reach, but there is say, 10 really tall giraffes who can reach higher. After a while, the leaves close to the ground will start to die out, and because they can't eat, the little giraffes all die out, but the tall ones can eat the leaves higher up so they continue to live, and mate. after millions of years the small giraffe gene, will be extinct. Survival of the species best adapted to their environment.
ubfjvszdbfvjsdnxl 1 day ago
the only rison i would belive in god is becuse that there is no way someone can be dis stupid without the help of a magickal being
galxcore 1 day ago
Can't tell if trolling or just absolutely fucking retarded...
Oinkymcporkchop 2 days ago
Very Good Video..Now answer these questions you stupid atheists!!! Lol I am gonna laugh myself to death.Man Please post lot of videos like this, You made my day...
shankarceg 2 days ago
Actually, I have seen a Blue Retriever......the one before "fact" #12......He was pissed you didn't ask his permission to take that photo. He told me to tell you, his lawyer will be contacting you.
2803pink 2 days ago
this video is absolutely ridiculous. read up on evolution before you start spreading lies about it. a monkey can't give birth to a man because they are different species. evolution never says people had sex with monkeys and thats how we evolved. read up on evolution and use common sense on a lot of these.
jahpeople94 3 days ago
This is parody, right?
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well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
1mcashinrs 3 days ago
This... This is not real... Please, say this isn't real... People who seriously ask these questions don't actually believe they have valid points do they??? Seriously though, this video isn't real is it???
dayvidpowers 3 days ago
I like the fact that you are standing up for what you believe in, but there are explanations for most of those questions... Your zeal for defending G-d is honorable (although G-d doesn't need defense). However, your zeal mixed with your lack of knowledge makes the rest of us look bad... Please, commit to further research before you decide to speak on this matter, again.
DeathbyKingMonkey 4 days ago
Number 5 is the only 1 we haven't answered. I am a deist however which perfectly answers number 5 as well. Thank you or playing...
josephdtibbs 4 days ago
Umm well sorry to tell the guy who made this, but we found the missing link between monkey and human about 4 years ago. All of those questions have been answered, look it up. All those bird and lizards with weird heads? We don't think those exist, because there is none on this planet.
havaneseloversarah 5 days ago
One day,will people say the law of death is only a theory and not true? Professing to be wise they became fools! You can demonstrate many laws and forces.Yes there are many laws and a theory is at best only an explanation of how that law exists and functions.
TheAgateman1 5 days ago
lol
tentaclehentai 5 days ago
have you ever seen science? add that
icebane556 5 days ago
LOL!
chromeman6 5 days ago
none of these are facts.
siggascation 6 days ago
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iliveon 1 week ago
is this shit 4real
kasmer100 1 week ago
The whole channel is a joke. If not then Eritas is seriously insane !
DirectPointingZak 1 week ago
if atoms are not solid and everything is made out of atoms then that means solid objects are not solid.
glasspig 1 week ago
I am assuming this video is a joke? If not pleased take biology 101, physics 101, astronomy, google what a non domesticated banana looks like, and please take a basic logic class. If it is a joke than :)
dpurcell84 1 week ago
I'm glad this is a spoof.
ThinkingSpeck 1 week ago
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mak7070 1 week ago
9. For the same reason that Britain still exists even though the US evolved from it.
10. Human civilization's only been around about 5000 years. Calendars didn't exist prior to that.
11. About the same odds that your god is real.
12. Every time lightning strikes
13. I agree: a perfect example of unscientific rubbish.
14. So does that mean i'm the world's greatest lover because I say I am?
15. No it isn't and science saves more lives in a year than religion ever has.
StarkReality13 1 week ago 14
@StarkReality13 You've officially got a YT groupie to follow you around the tubes and thumbs up your comments :) *swoons*
myBookisbroken 1 week ago
1. gravity...which is only a theory.
2. for the same reason that your mom didn't give birth to a jackass....oh, wait a minute.
3. yes. one time, I didn't do my laundry for about 2 weeks.
4. it doesn't want to be around all those preservatives
5. "up" is function of space which didn't exist until the big bang
6. I can replicate a painting, can you replicate a universe?
7. Monkeys don't give birth to men and evolution doesn't teach this.
8. F=G * M1M2/r^2
StarkReality13 1 week ago 11
You do realise I can wander all the questions you posed. And im 16. I may not have a religion but to tell you the truth this is the main reason I hate Christians, they say they have the best religion. Yet it has too many flaws.
KTWolfman 1 week ago
ohmygod all of my braincells
IM MELTING! THE STUPIDITY AAAGH AAAAHH
QuackHaio 1 week ago
Alright Captain Cockface those pictures are photoshopped not real so take your questions of advanced faggotry elsewere
moss658 1 week ago
RAGE QUIT!!!!!
Jmanruleshereallydoe 1 week ago
19. Ask your dad. :P
20. This is getting too absurd now.
21. No I can't speak monkey.
While this is (hopefully) a joke, people do use a lot of these "arguments" so they are worth answering
CowLunch 1 week ago
10. Dates are given different names by different cultures.
11. Very likely if god exists, impossible if he doesn't.
12. Yes, lightning is electricity.
13. Wrong.
14. I was pretty sure this was a joke but you had me worried.
15. Evolution is a biological process, not a religion. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason.
16. CORRECT! It's called logic and reason.
17. Why are the other fruits so poorly designed then?
18. xD
CowLunch 1 week ago
1. Gravity
2. Chimpanzees and humans are different species.
3. Yes there are volcanoes erupting and tectonic shifts that form mountains, search videos.
4. Peanut butter jars are sealed preventing light and air from entering.
5. What?
6. This is a false analogy. Another example of a false analogy is "cats meow when hungry, therefore dogs are never hungry."
7. Monkeys cannot give birth to men.
8. Go to wikipedia and type "gravity".
9. We didn't come from monkeys (also type "evolution").
CowLunch 1 week ago
I really hope this was meant to be funny. I thought it was hilarious...
lashby123 1 week ago
The reason a man would want to fuck a monkey is because they don't talk to you afterwards. And they're usually so grateful that they pick the bugs out of your hair. So don't dis it until you try it...
scubajam66 1 week ago
Either you are a troll, or you need to read a fucking book.
scubajam66 1 week ago
Lol 14 is like a liar saying he's not lying
MrNikcccc 1 week ago
#11 Zero, ironically this is pretty much what the bible claims god did. (no) #12 Yeah, does it not thunderstorm in your part of the world? Ok actually we see its effects. #13 LOL (redundant) #14 I'm the pope because I say I'm the pope. #15 No, and remember you said that when you need medical attention. (we are) #16 Really? No one ever told us. (old hat) #17 Yeah that happens when we domesticate things. #18 Your trollin. #19 Its smarter than a creationist?
bobojojo121 1 week ago
#1 gravity (no we don't) #2 because we are not that closely related and it would require a human to screw a chimp. (what do we do that is so immoral?) #3 Have you seen god do anything?..EVER? (no we don't) #4 Whats your point? #5 It's in space and doesn't need to be held moron. (again no but it is cute) #6 I have long hair therefor I'm Jesus. #21?? It cant happen and thus irrelevant. (CROCKADUCK!) #8 the attracting force of matter. #9 Same reason you have a sibling. #10 Honestly?
bobojojo121 1 week ago
r u shitting me right now??? i can answer every question you dumbass
thebritishwatson 1 week ago
Lol, we could probably genetically engineer nearly all of this stuff, not that that proves any thing. But ya anyone who doesn't know most of this stuff just hasn't researched and has a closed mind locked by Christianity.
Arivol 1 week ago
oh...so its a satire :P oops
srnfalkon 1 week ago
y is it only 2008???? y r planets round??? REALLY??? r these your "21 facts"? its lik dumb dt tv show host (dunno his name) who goes "tide goes in tide goes out- u cant explain it"!!! r u his descendnt by any chance?
srnfalkon 1 week ago
I know you made this video with pure intentions, however it doesn't exactly do what you want it to. In fact, if you paid any attention to the Bible, you would know you're not supposed to judge people, even if they judge you, that's supposed to be left to God. Also, the Bible does say that even negative attention brings attention to Jesus and God so it isn't really a bad burden, however you do realize that not making an educated appearance representing Christianity only furthers criticism. :(
WolfNamedJohn 1 week ago
i cant believe there was someone so dumb that they felt they needed to make this video!
tylrmphawk08 1 week ago
I sincerely hope this is a troll and if it is, my hat is off to you sir
Ptolmey13 1 week ago
LOL
Tophir1 1 week ago
HAHAHAHA. Beautiful satire. Well done.
Mitchestm10 1 week ago
You're joking right? Right?... Oh FSM I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
painlessguy 1 week ago
Oh, "I Love Satire"... I get it, yuck yuck. Not exactly Swift... Or ever Edward Current for that matter. But OK.
rrpostalagain 1 week ago
Why do monkeys not fly from my butt? So creationism is true! This simply must be a poe, right?
rrpostalagain 1 week ago
too bad if u ask these questions to scientist they'll break out in laughter
LOShockwave 1 week ago
A third of those weren't even questions! XD
This person's a master troll.
superextremehappy 1 week ago
I'm a Christian, and whole-heartedly believe in most of what these creationists are saying. HOWEVER. Creationists, you can no longer put forth arguments that are based on circular reasoning or the Bible's perfection. Yes, the Bible is perfect, but in today's modern world nobody will believe that; they are correct in saying that it is not a scientific argument. Do the research; there IS scientific evidence for God. PLEASE don't spew out any illogical stuff; it just makes atheists laugh at us.
keymaster013 1 week ago
Typical video from the mind of sheltered ignorance.
Michale26 1 week ago
How do you answer a fact?
yukikurama 1 week ago
I'm laughing at the oh so retarded comments people are posting. So ignorant. Brainwashed public school teenage liberals, This is what the world is coming to! Can't leave constructive criticism.
iiHDZx 1 week ago
Another video with Switchfoot and a bunch of stupid easily explainable answers to the most stupid questions on the planet. See that like bar its EVOLVING from a green bar to a red bar!!
HungrySadPanda 1 week ago
God some religious people are stupid...
HungrySadPanda 1 week ago
These people vote.
Be afraid.
tokagekobushi 1 week ago
I thought this video might be a joke, but I went to eritasevoli's Youtube page and found a whole lot of crazy on that site. Somebody help me with this. Nobody can actually be this ignorant...I hope.
fatouche99 1 week ago
Shut fatdouche go to hell
bluefire251 1 week ago
@bluefire251 Do you mean shut up?
fatouche99 1 week ago
You might want to rethink that monkey sex thing. At least then you'd have someone almost as smart as you to talk to when you're done. Yes, that was an insult. Just making sure you got that.
fatouche99 1 week ago
Science changes because intellectual people change their opinions as evidence changes. The bible says sickness is caused by witchery and demonic possession, not germs. Low standard for perfect.
fatouche99 1 week ago
If you through dirt up in the air, your odds of creating a man are the same as your god's - ZERO.
Lightning is electricity. You've seen lightning, right? Also a Tesla coil displays electricity.
fatouche99 1 week ago
The world is 4.5 billion years old, and the 2008 comment is too stupid to respond to.
fatouche99 1 week ago
We still don't fully understand gravity, but why don't you enlighten us. BTW Our noting knowing something doesn't strengthen your argument in the least.
fatouche99 1 week ago
We don't know how the singularity was created. But it's better to admit not knowing than to leap in with magical answers. We once thought the earth was flat. It says so in your holy book.
fatouche99 1 week ago
Planets are round because of Gravity. Evolution is slow...Like you. Mountains are forming right now through volcanic activity. Leave the peanut butter open and it gets mold. Mold is live bacteria.
fatouche99 1 week ago
What I'm saying:
Furthermore, after watching the video, I realize these concepts might seem weird and out of sorts for someone like you, so I can explain them one by one if that's easier. Let's we start with the Haber Process.
What you're hearing:
Bla bla bla bla video, bla bla bla bla concepts. Bla bla bla bla easier. Bla bla bla bla bla Process.
You don't care what's true. All you want to do is protect your beliefs, even at the risk of profound ignorance. Sad.
fatouche99 1 week ago
Wow. You should take this video off youtube immediately. It is ignorant and ridiculous. If you're trying to make stupid scientists and atheists laugh until our sides hurt - check, and mate. Mission accomplished. We thank you from the bottom of our black hearts. Now you should thank the stupid scientists for youtube, the combustion engine, modern medicine, air conditioning, printing, lights, airplanes, the Haber Process, etc. And thank the bible for witch burning, slavery and immorality.
fatouche99 1 week ago
Poe's Law for sure.
GoRightThru 1 week ago
I am so sorry you are this ignorant...
cermakattack 1 week ago
#1 Why are the planets round?
Jesus fucking christ.
smartarse001 1 week ago
MUST be a troll
harijackson 1 week ago 2
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FreeDog70 1 week ago
This video had to have be made by the least informed person in biology on the planet. Or a really devoted troll.. Enough with the crockoduck garbage, get a real education and move beyond the trappings of your superstitions.
OhRlyRly 1 week ago
The best part is 4:08
spenceCID 1 week ago
pretty dumb ass video, but those photoshop pics are cool lol.
Autonomist3k 1 week ago
The king troll created this video.
Stoviecakes 1 week ago
ok this IS a joke. I get it
nickallah 1 week ago
done so well, it's actully bad.
yes, poe's law is in effect here, I see it as a satire, but I've met ppl stupid enought, that will actully try to make some of these claims.
that "you can't explaine grav' " is what mostly signifies this as being a satire, because the answer to that is simple "I can't explaine it ... YET". the others are simple enought to answer too.
so guys, stop the hate.
eyallev 1 week ago
Poe's Law? I'm going to go with Poe's Law.
jbowkowy 1 week ago
For one, you can't answer a fact. In addition it's "can't" not "cant".
Evnyofdeath 1 week ago
goGdamn that was funny. The only thing funnier is the fools who actually open their mouths and say those things. Ray Comfort for the win. LOL
martyngmeyers 1 week ago
How do you answer a fact?
explosivediarrhea100 1 week ago
How about you look any of these questions up at a library? Or google the answer, select university sources or scientific journals. These are not difficult questions, you are only showing your ignorance by claiming others do not know the answer. Some of these questions have very complex answers that you might not understand right away, don't be discouraged, learn about the basic concepts and the more complex ones will be easier for you to grasp later. Please educate yourself, please.
Mojobo83 1 week ago
too funny... don't feed the trolls
legion2k 1 week ago
#15 FUCKIN LOL'd!!! religion leads to killing people anyways xD
rainshot 1 week ago
I can't tell if you're trolling, or just really stupid.
However, I'm leaning towards trolling, because if you really were this dumb you'd be dead.
dodabender 1 week ago
I don't get it..? This isn't funny...
Mikerulez101 1 week ago
@Mikerulez101 trollers at max trolling. thats all you need to know.
rainshot 1 week ago
holy sillyness. shame you are so small and drowning in a pool of knowledge. you shame yourself and your kind.
tainted705 1 week ago
This was so stupid. I'm convinced it was just a troll. The part of me that thinks this world is still good, does not want to believe, someone was stupid enough to be serious while making this. It's just too stupid.
MrXenetics 1 week ago
@MrXenetics I agree no one can be this dumb... I refuse to believe the maker of this video actually think what he wrote :P Looks like satire to me.
skyfighta 1 week ago
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This is retarded, please take it down.
TheLordSod 1 week ago
3:45 I bet someone will wear a Condom the next time there fuckin a dog.
TheCompany0fwolves 1 week ago
ok, ok everyone past this post is being trolled.
The fact he jumped from 6 to 21 it's clear this is
a troll video.
X3SakakiX3 1 week ago
Was that first one a live Montauk Monster?
TheCompany0fwolves 1 week ago
I could tell once you used that painting had a painter analogy you were trolling... You are a traitor and a liar, therefore a rebel and should be taken away. Praise His noodly appendages
puzzledplatypus 1 week ago
2792 people don't get this is a joke.
sk8rdaniel 1 week ago
Uhm, yeah. Evidence of the stupidity of the human race can be found in the intientions of this video poster. If this is actually meant to be legitimate.
1TheLoneWolf1 1 week ago
sigh
GamersPlaystation3 1 week ago
Is this a joke?
mothersday123 1 week ago
Using the word "evolutionist" immediately discredits you.
exelsisxax 1 week ago
Is this a Troll Video?
deeppurple28 1 week ago
This video represents the average creationist. Half are even stupider.
bencubed 1 week ago
Trololololollolmao! XD
Shenanigans07 1 week ago
AGHHH! I've lost hope in humanity. This person is a complete idiot. Thank you for holding back the advancement of the species you jackass.
TelevisionAron 1 week ago
I can answer number 3, the process of Mountains forming takes hundreds of thousands of year's, from the constant pressure of the tectonic plates pressing up against each other, forcing them to crumple upwards. Take that, religion.
atomman45 1 week ago
I just cant wait for the day when you and your religion are exterminated. World wide genocide! Only then, there will be peace
DarthEliphas 1 week ago
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not.
hoparoundme 1 week ago
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hoparoundme 1 week ago
The problem with religion is it played a big part of make the societies that we have today, and they are an unsustainable, violent, greedy shit hole! We need progress, and religion ain't that.
scottswan 1 week ago
nice trollin on that vid :D
autSigurd 1 week ago
Wait now that I think about it...
1) Make a video that will piss off people
2) watch it get shared around while you become a youtube ad partner
3) ...
4) Profit!
wynnefox 1 week ago
Hold on, let me go to Wikipedia.
wynnefox 1 week ago
yup, all seems legit here. no trolls about, i can tell. am now a believer PRAISE DE LORD!
Timmy1992ify 2 weeks ago
LOL
TBingzProductions 2 weeks ago
#14 The holy bible is truth, because the bible says it is truth? This is really an argument against religion, right?
MrCOYOTE1967 2 weeks ago
@MrCOYOTE1967 I think this person is serious. Go to eritasevoli's youtube page. There's enough crazy for everybody there.
fatouche99 1 week ago
It's a troll video, wana know how i know? There's no way somebody this stupid could ever learn how to use a computer. But maybe i could be wrong 0.o
PlaneAU 2 weeks ago
Oh I soooooooo hope this is a troll.. If not, I hope that they are unable to reproduce.
Jestiro 2 weeks ago
it took me until 2:40 to recognize that this is a troll....right??
sirrodneythedire 2 weeks ago
I'm a Muslim and even if i'm not an atheist i can answer these questions. If you have read a science book you would know these answers even a children book might help lol. Did evolution happen? Maybe, to me there is a 15% chance out of a 100 but evolution doesn't disprove god.
Theboxer500 2 weeks ago
how was this person smart enough to use a computer?
pangeaforever 2 weeks ago
What is with these videos that could have just as easily been a 1 page word document?
pangeaforever 2 weeks ago
"If the world is millions of years old, then why is it only 2008?"
ROFL FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER FREAKING HEARD IN MY LIFE. I'M PUTTING THAT SHIT ON FACEBOOK.
WhaleSmacker 2 weeks ago
Great Poe :)
bonjohen 2 weeks ago
you are a stupid, ignorant, piece of dog shit! everything you said is complete bullshit. go to school.
toalazlo6 2 weeks ago
Ha ha ha ........... #2 Go to the zoo and tell me, why doesn't a chimpanzee give birth to a man?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL, side splitting laughter from that one. Ignorance is bliss. Then again it is probably more of a case of ignoring the facts.
bull1arab 2 weeks ago
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AdamAndHuwwa313 2 weeks ago
this is the stupidest piece of shit video I have ever watched, who ever made this cannot be serious
XxAmanda1126xX 2 weeks ago
trololololololololololo funny how they explained all of them.
Rcrby525 2 weeks ago
hope that's a troll :D
DoomSentinels 2 weeks ago
not sure if troll or if just stupid
Skalasky 2 weeks ago
You are deh perfect troll.
AcidSeth 2 weeks ago
AHHHHHHHHH The Stupid it burns!!!!
jasonliz000 2 weeks ago
We are all inbreds thanks to Adam and Eve fuck that sucks my wife is prob a distant cousin! How'd we get black people and other races or did lucifer make them?
mountainkid7669 2 weeks ago
@mountainkid7669 Along with the dinosaur bones he hid in the ground to lead us astray, complete with degraded Carbon-14 for misleading readings.
Phazonaddict 2 weeks ago
Is it some kind of a joke?
12metalfan 2 weeks ago
mega spaz troll
multymadness 2 weeks ago
You've got to be kidding! Are you really that naive? Are trying to look stupid?
Jimk0756 2 weeks ago
Damn, you did well on this, I didn't realise it was a parody until #10! I guess I should be sorry for insulting your intelligence and thinking you were stupid enough to actually make thisseriously.
Pudabudigada 2 weeks ago
...This is probably the most idiotic thing I've ever seen on youtube. The best argument against evolution I can find is that it somehow allowed your dumb-ass to survive long enough to make this video.
Myzaru 2 weeks ago
The thing about the earth being millions (its billions by the way) why is the date only 2008 made me want to kill this moron.
kunfupanda1231 2 weeks ago
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idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
redplayer2500 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
redplayer2500 2 weeks ago
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
redplayer2500 2 weeks ago
idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.
redplayer2500 2 weeks ago
If God created us from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Nakkikassi 2 weeks ago
I am an Evangelical Christian and I have to say this video is ridiculous. You have a fundamental lack of understanding about the theory of evolution (I am not sure whether or not I accept it as there are flaws in it) and also about the Creation in Genesis. Creation is obviously not the most important feature of the Bible,Jesus is, talk about him if you wish to talk about Christianity. The creation is NOT a scientific text, Augustine in the 3rd century worked that out stop reading it like that!
MrAlcoholic94 2 weeks ago
What ruh-tard-o put this crap together? Have you seen god? Theists think he's real. Idiots.
CerebrumPedere 2 weeks ago
Idont like this because it insults peoples intelligence thats no way to win an argument they will find out the truth when the time comes out !!! WHEN THE DEVIL BREATHES DOWN THEIR NECK !!! JESUS LOVES EVERYBODY GIVE THEM TIME AND THEY WILL SEE the TRUTH I HOPE THEY DONT WAIT TOO LONG
smithfamilymarket 2 weeks ago
Question number 5... Turtles my friend... and under him... another turtle... turtles all the way down!
zyther96 2 weeks ago
This is pretty funny. Almost none of these questions even make sense, and the ones that do, can be answered in 1 word or sentence. This really makes me believe there is no god. If there was, why would he make people like you SO DUMB.
Pianomantodd1 2 weeks ago
This video exists to prove the atheists aren't as smart as they like to think.
leakeg 2 weeks ago
When the video started, I thought that it was made by a theist who is unfamiliar with science. By about 30 seconds in, I began to desperately hope that this video was made as a parody. As it went on, my hope only increased in intensity. I'm going to assume that this video was meant to be satirical, because the alternative, that there is a person who makes arguments this senseless and deluded, is frightening.
CarnegieFelon 2 weeks ago 2
18. It is a father to son type of change. WHY Y U NO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!!
rickyman20 2 weeks ago
The bible is the truth because it says so? REALLY!!!!! I am getting to the point where I want to blow up your tiny closed up mind.
rickyman20 2 weeks ago
And on number 13, science only changes because we aquire more knowledge and we don't let ourselves stay in the dark and believe the same thing for ever even if there is mounting evidence against it.
rickyman20 2 weeks ago