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  • wow ignorance at his higher level i dont think your older then 14

  • We didn't come from monkeys. We share an ancestor with apes. Your fucking stupid and an embarrassment to your religion. Read a book other than the bible and learn something. All your doing is spreading stupidity. If there was a God (which there isn't) he'd be ashamed he made someone so stupid. I hope for your sake your pretty, cause your dumb as shit.

  • @orcslayer006 Your just dumb and i know this doesnt prove anything for god but if we were from a chemical reaction that would mean we cant trust are thoughts so ur not sure at all u werent meant to know how the world started so stop arguing cuz ur a ignorant human being also if we were from monkeys doesnt tht give us permission to act like one again people were finding like giant skeletons when god destroyed the angels cuz they were laying with humans god is real evolution was created by devil

  • This video shows a woefully ignorant view of science and the natural world.

  • ... For real? Like. Really? What an ignorant douche. Many of those points, which were pretty poorly presented, I must say, have genuine, scientific proof, with repeatable studies and observations to back them up. I'm no scientist. I have a very basic working knowledge of physics, yet, if asked, politely, reasonably and concisely, I could explain pretty much all of these points, plus present irrefutable evidence. This is the work of someone so blinded by faith, that reason, with evidence will ne

  • The Bible has its messages about Dinosaurs,and even if you want to play the bone age theory,God has an answer for that too.He say to Him, a day is as a thoudsand years and a thousand years as a day.He doesnt operate on the the man made timetable we do.Ever wonder why Top evolutionists dont want to debate top scientist who are Creationists? I DONT. PEACE OUT

  • what a childish, ignorant video

  • Say there is a bunch of giraffes, and the leaves on the trees are low down so they can reach, but there is say, 10 really tall giraffes who can reach higher. After a while, the leaves close to the ground will start to die out, and because they can't eat, the little giraffes all die out, but the tall ones can eat the leaves higher up so they continue to live, and mate. after millions of years the small giraffe gene, will be extinct. Survival of the species best adapted to their environment. 

  • the only rison i would belive in god is becuse that there is no way someone can be dis stupid without the help of a magickal being

  • Can't tell if trolling or just absolutely fucking retarded...

  • Very Good Video..Now answer these questions you stupid atheists!!! Lol I am gonna laugh myself to death.Man Please post lot of videos like this, You made my day...

  • Actually, I have seen a Blue Retriever......the one before "fact" #12......He was pissed you didn't ask his permission to take that photo. He told me to tell you, his lawyer will be contacting you.

  • this video is absolutely ridiculous. read up on evolution before you start spreading lies about it. a monkey can't give birth to a man because they are different species. evolution never says people had sex with monkeys and thats how we evolved. read up on evolution and use common sense on a lot of these.

  • This is parody, right?

  • This... This is not real... Please, say this isn't real... People who seriously ask these questions don't actually believe they have valid points do they??? Seriously though, this video isn't real is it???

  • I like the fact that you are standing up for what you believe in, but there are explanations for most of those questions... Your zeal for defending G-d is honorable (although G-d doesn't need defense). However, your zeal mixed with your lack of knowledge makes the rest of us look bad... Please, commit to further research before you decide to speak on this matter, again.

  • Number 5 is the only 1 we haven't answered. I am a deist however which perfectly answers number 5 as well. Thank you or playing...

  • Umm well sorry to tell the guy who made this, but we found the missing link between monkey and human about 4 years ago. All of those questions have been answered, look it up. All those bird and lizards with weird heads? We don't think those exist, because there is none on this planet.

  • One day,will people say the law of death is only a theory and not true? Professing to be wise they became fools! You can demonstrate many laws and forces.Yes there are many laws and a theory is at best only an explanation of how that law exists and functions.

  • lol

  • have you ever seen science? add that

  • LOL!

  • none of these are facts.

  • is this shit 4real

  • The whole channel is a joke. If not then Eritas is seriously insane !

  • if atoms are not solid and everything is made out of atoms then that means solid objects are not solid.

  • I am assuming this video is a joke? If not pleased take biology 101, physics 101, astronomy, google what a non domesticated banana looks like, and please take a basic logic class. If it is a joke than :)

  • I'm glad this is a spoof.

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  • 9. For the same reason that Britain still exists even though the US evolved from it.

    10. Human civilization's only been around about 5000 years. Calendars didn't exist prior to that.

    11. About the same odds that your god is real.

    12. Every time lightning strikes

    13. I agree: a perfect example of unscientific rubbish.

    14. So does that mean i'm the world's greatest lover because I say I am?

    15. No it isn't and science saves more lives in a year than religion ever has.

  • @StarkReality13 You've officially got a YT groupie to follow you around the tubes and thumbs up your comments :) *swoons*

  • 1. gravity...which is only a theory.

    2. for the same reason that your mom didn't give birth to a jackass....oh, wait a minute.

    3. yes. one time, I didn't do my laundry for about 2 weeks.

    4. it doesn't want to be around all those preservatives

    5. "up" is function of space which didn't exist until the big bang

    6. I can replicate a painting, can you replicate a universe?

    7. Monkeys don't give birth to men and evolution doesn't teach this.

    8. F=G * M1M2/r^2

  • You do realise I can wander all the questions you posed. And im 16. I may not have a religion but to tell you the truth this is the main reason I hate Christians, they say they have the best religion. Yet it has too many flaws.

  • ohmygod all of my braincells

    IM MELTING! THE STUPIDITY AAAGH AAAAHH

  • Alright Captain Cockface those pictures are photoshopped not real so take your questions of advanced faggotry elsewere

  • RAGE QUIT!!!!!

  • 19. Ask your dad. :P

    20. This is getting too absurd now.

    21. No I can't speak monkey.

    While this is (hopefully) a joke, people do use a lot of these "arguments" so they are worth answering

  • 10. Dates are given different names by different cultures.

    11. Very likely if god exists, impossible if he doesn't.

    12. Yes, lightning is electricity.

    13. Wrong.

    14. I was pretty sure this was a joke but you had me worried.

    15. Evolution is a biological process, not a religion. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason.

    16. CORRECT! It's called logic and reason.

    17. Why are the other fruits so poorly designed then?

    18. xD

  • 1. Gravity

    2. Chimpanzees and humans are different species.

    3. Yes there are volcanoes erupting and tectonic shifts that form mountains, search videos.

    4. Peanut butter jars are sealed preventing light and air from entering.

    5. What?

    6. This is a false analogy. Another example of a false analogy is "cats meow when hungry, therefore dogs are never hungry."

    7. Monkeys cannot give birth to men.

    8. Go to wikipedia and type "gravity".

    9. We didn't come from monkeys (also type "evolution").

  • I really hope this was meant to be funny. I thought it was hilarious...

  • The reason a man would want to fuck a monkey is because they don't talk to you afterwards. And they're usually so grateful that they pick the bugs out of your hair. So don't dis it until you try it...

  • Either you are a troll, or you need to read a fucking book.

  • Lol 14 is like a liar saying he's not lying

  • #11 Zero, ironically this is pretty much what the bible claims god did. (no) #12 Yeah, does it not thunderstorm in your part of the world? Ok actually we see its effects. #13 LOL (redundant) #14 I'm the pope because I say I'm the pope. #15 No, and remember you said that when you need medical attention. (we are) #16 Really? No one ever told us. (old hat) #17 Yeah that happens when we domesticate things. #18 Your trollin. #19 Its smarter than a creationist?

  • #1 gravity (no we don't) #2 because we are not that closely related and it would require a human to screw a chimp. (what do we do that is so immoral?) #3 Have you seen god do anything?..EVER? (no we don't) #4 Whats your point? #5 It's in space and doesn't need to be held moron. (again no but it is cute) #6 I have long hair therefor I'm Jesus. #21?? It cant happen and thus irrelevant. (CROCKADUCK!) #8 the attracting force of matter. #9 Same reason you have a sibling. #10 Honestly?

  • r u shitting me right now??? i can answer every question you dumbass

  • Lol, we could probably genetically engineer nearly all of this stuff, not that that proves any thing. But ya anyone who doesn't know most of this stuff just hasn't researched and has a closed mind locked by Christianity.

  • oh...so its a satire :P  oops

  • y is it only 2008???? y r planets round??? REALLY??? r these your "21 facts"? its lik dumb dt tv show host (dunno his name) who goes "tide goes in tide goes out- u cant explain it"!!! r u his descendnt by any chance?

  • I know you made this video with pure intentions, however it doesn't exactly do what you want it to. In fact, if you paid any attention to the Bible, you would know you're not supposed to judge people, even if they judge you, that's supposed to be left to God. Also, the Bible does say that even negative attention brings attention to Jesus and God so it isn't really a bad burden, however you do realize that not making an educated appearance representing Christianity only furthers criticism. :(

  • i cant believe there was someone so dumb that they felt they needed to make this video!

  • I sincerely hope this is a troll and if it is, my hat is off to you sir

  • LOL

  • HAHAHAHA. Beautiful satire. Well done.

  • You're joking right? Right?... Oh FSM I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • Oh, "I Love Satire"... I get it, yuck yuck. Not exactly Swift... Or ever Edward Current for that matter. But OK.

  • Why do monkeys not fly from my butt? So creationism is true! This simply must be a poe, right?

  • too bad if u ask these questions to scientist they'll break out in laughter

  • A third of those weren't even questions! XD

    This person's a master troll.

  • I'm a Christian, and whole-heartedly believe in most of what these creationists are saying. HOWEVER. Creationists, you can no longer put forth arguments that are based on circular reasoning or the Bible's perfection. Yes, the Bible is perfect, but in today's modern world nobody will believe that; they are correct in saying that it is not a scientific argument. Do the research; there IS scientific evidence for God. PLEASE don't spew out any illogical stuff; it just makes atheists laugh at us.

  • Typical video from the mind of sheltered ignorance. 

  • How do you answer a fact?

  • I'm laughing at the oh so retarded comments people are posting. So ignorant. Brainwashed public school teenage liberals, This is what the world is coming to! Can't leave constructive criticism.

  • Another video with Switchfoot and a bunch of stupid easily explainable answers to the most stupid questions on the planet. See that like bar its EVOLVING from a green bar to a red bar!!

  • God some religious people are stupid...

  • These people vote.

    Be afraid.

  • I thought this video might be a joke, but I went to eritasevoli's Youtube page and found a whole lot of crazy on that site. Somebody help me with this. Nobody can actually be this ignorant...I hope.

  • Shut fatdouche go to hell

  • @bluefire251 Do you mean shut up?

  • You might want to rethink that monkey sex thing. At least then you'd have someone almost as smart as you to talk to when you're done. Yes, that was an insult. Just making sure you got that.

  • Science changes because intellectual people change their opinions as evidence changes. The bible says sickness is caused by witchery and demonic possession, not germs. Low standard for perfect.

  • If you through dirt up in the air, your odds of creating a man are the same as your god's - ZERO.

    Lightning is electricity. You've seen lightning, right? Also a Tesla coil displays electricity.

  • The world is 4.5 billion years old, and the 2008 comment is too stupid to respond to.

  • We still don't fully understand gravity, but why don't you enlighten us. BTW Our noting knowing something doesn't strengthen your argument in the least.

  • We don't know how the singularity was created. But it's better to admit not knowing than to leap in with magical answers. We once thought the earth was flat. It says so in your holy book.

  • Planets are round because of Gravity. Evolution is slow...Like you. Mountains are forming right now through volcanic activity. Leave the peanut butter open and it gets mold. Mold is live bacteria.

  • What I'm saying:

    Furthermore, after watching the video, I realize these concepts might seem weird and out of sorts for someone like you, so I can explain them one by one if that's easier. Let's we start with the Haber Process.

    What you're hearing:

    Bla bla bla bla video, bla bla bla bla concepts. Bla bla bla bla easier. Bla bla bla bla bla Process.

    You don't care what's true. All you want to do is protect your beliefs, even at the risk of profound ignorance. Sad.

  • Wow. You should take this video off youtube immediately. It is ignorant and ridiculous. If you're trying to make stupid scientists and atheists laugh until our sides hurt - check, and mate. Mission accomplished. We thank you from the bottom of our black hearts. Now you should thank the stupid scientists for youtube, the combustion engine, modern medicine, air conditioning, printing, lights, airplanes, the Haber Process, etc. And thank the bible for witch burning, slavery and immorality.

  • Poe's Law for sure.

  • I am so sorry you are this ignorant...

  • #1 Why are the planets round?

    Jesus fucking christ.

  • MUST be a troll

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  • This video had to have be made by the least informed person in biology on the planet. Or a really devoted troll.. Enough with the crockoduck garbage, get a real education and move beyond the trappings of your superstitions.

  • The best part is 4:08

  • pretty dumb ass video, but those photoshop pics are cool lol.

  • The king troll created this video.

  • ok this IS a joke. I get it

  • done so well, it's actully bad.

    yes, poe's law is in effect here, I see it as a satire, but I've met ppl stupid enought, that will actully try to make some of these claims.

    that "you can't explaine grav' " is what mostly signifies this as being a satire, because the answer to that is simple "I can't explaine it ... YET". the others are simple enought to answer too.

    so guys, stop the hate.

  • Poe's Law?  I'm going to go with Poe's Law.

  • For one, you can't answer a fact. In addition it's "can't" not "cant".

  • goGdamn that was funny. The only thing funnier is the fools who actually open their mouths and say those things. Ray Comfort for the win. LOL

  • How do you answer a fact?

  • How about you look any of these questions up at a library? Or google the answer, select university sources or scientific journals. These are not difficult questions, you are only showing your ignorance by claiming others do not know the answer. Some of these questions have very complex answers that you might not understand right away, don't be discouraged, learn about the basic concepts and the more complex ones will be easier for you to grasp later. Please educate yourself, please.

  • too funny... don't feed the trolls

  • #15 FUCKIN LOL'd!!! religion leads to killing people anyways xD

  • I can't tell if you're trolling, or just really stupid.

    However, I'm leaning towards trolling, because if you really were this dumb you'd be dead.

  • I don't get it..? This isn't funny...

  • @Mikerulez101 trollers at max trolling. thats all you need to know.

  • holy sillyness. shame you are so small and drowning in a pool of knowledge. you shame yourself and your kind.

  • This was so stupid. I'm convinced it was just a troll. The part of me that thinks this world is still good, does not want to believe, someone was stupid enough to be serious while making this. It's just too stupid.

  • @MrXenetics I agree no one can be this dumb... I refuse to believe the maker of this video actually think what he wrote :P Looks like satire to me.

  • 3:45 I bet someone will wear a Condom the next time there fuckin a dog.

  • ok, ok everyone past this post is being trolled.

    The fact he jumped from 6 to 21 it's clear this is

    a troll video.

  • Was that first one a live Montauk Monster?

  • I could tell once you used that painting had a painter analogy you were trolling... You are a traitor and a liar, therefore a rebel and should be taken away. Praise His noodly appendages

  • 2792 people don't get this is a joke.

  • Uhm, yeah. Evidence of the stupidity of the human race can be found in the intientions of this video poster. If this is actually meant to be legitimate.

  • sigh

  • Is this a joke?

  • Using the word "evolutionist" immediately discredits you.

  • Is this a Troll Video?

  • This video represents the average creationist. Half are even stupider.

  • Trololololollolmao! XD

  • AGHHH! I've lost hope in humanity. This person is a complete idiot. Thank you for holding back the advancement of the species you jackass.

  • I can answer number 3, the process of Mountains forming takes hundreds of thousands of year's, from the constant pressure of the tectonic plates pressing up against each other, forcing them to crumple upwards. Take that, religion.

  • I just cant wait for the day when you and your religion are exterminated. World wide genocide! Only then, there will be peace

  • I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not.

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  • The problem with religion is it played a big part of make the societies that we have today, and they are an unsustainable, violent, greedy shit hole! We need progress, and religion ain't that.

  • nice trollin on that vid :D

  • Wait now that I think about it...

    1) Make a video that will piss off people

    2) watch it get shared around while you become a youtube ad partner

    3) ...

    4) Profit!

  • Hold on, let me go to Wikipedia.

  • yup, all seems legit here. no trolls about, i can tell. am now a believer PRAISE DE LORD!

  • LOL

  • #14 The holy bible is truth, because the bible says it is truth? This is really an argument against religion, right?

  • @MrCOYOTE1967 I think this person is serious. Go to eritasevoli's youtube page. There's enough crazy for everybody there. 

  • It's a troll video, wana know how i know? There's no way somebody this stupid could ever learn how to use a computer. But maybe i could be wrong 0.o

  • Oh I soooooooo hope this is a troll.. If not, I hope that they are unable to reproduce.

  • it took me until 2:40 to recognize that this is a troll....right??

  • I'm a Muslim and even if i'm not an atheist i can answer these questions. If you have read a science book you would know these answers even a children book might help lol. Did evolution happen? Maybe, to me there is a 15% chance out of a 100 but evolution doesn't disprove god.

  • how was this person smart enough to use a computer?

  • What is with these videos that could have just as easily been a 1 page word document?

  • "If the world is millions of years old, then why is it only 2008?"

    ROFL FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER FREAKING HEARD IN MY LIFE. I'M PUTTING THAT SHIT ON FACEBOOK.

  • Great Poe :)

  • you are a stupid, ignorant, piece of dog shit! everything you said is complete bullshit. go to school.

  • Ha ha ha ........... #2 Go to the zoo and tell me, why doesn't a chimpanzee give birth to a man?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL, side splitting laughter from that one. Ignorance is bliss. Then again it is probably more of a case of ignoring the facts.

  • this is the stupidest piece of shit video I have ever watched, who ever made this cannot be serious

  • trololololololololololo funny how they explained all of them.

  • hope that's a troll :D

    

  • not sure if troll or if just stupid

  • You are deh perfect troll.

  • AHHHHHHHHH The Stupid it burns!!!!

  • We are all inbreds thanks to Adam and Eve fuck that sucks my wife is prob a distant cousin! How'd we get black people and other races or did lucifer make them?

  • @mountainkid7669 Along with the dinosaur bones he hid in the ground to lead us astray, complete with degraded Carbon-14 for misleading readings.

  • Is it some kind of a joke?

  • mega spaz troll

  • You've got to be kidding! Are you really that naive? Are trying to look stupid?

  • Damn, you did well on this, I didn't realise it was a parody until #10! I guess I should be sorry for insulting your intelligence and thinking you were stupid enough to actually make thisseriously.

  • ...This is probably the most idiotic thing I've ever seen on youtube. The best argument against evolution I can find is that it somehow allowed your dumb-ass to survive long enough to make this video.

  • The thing about the earth being millions (its billions by the way) why is the date only 2008 made me want to kill this moron.

  • idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.

  • idiots making dumb ass videos. I can prove that the bible is wrong by using the bible itself. #1 man is imperfect, due to sin. #2 the bible was written by MAN, therefore it too is imperfect. case closed. we are monkeys trying to lift ourselves up for fear of death. get over it. Man made god and the bible. if you want to worship, try worshiping yourself. live and enjoy your life while you have it. jesus was a real flesh and blood MAN. nothing more.

  • If God created us from dirt, why is there still dirt?

  • I am an Evangelical Christian and I have to say this video is ridiculous. You have a fundamental lack of understanding about the theory of evolution (I am not sure whether or not I accept it as there are flaws in it) and also about the Creation in Genesis. Creation is obviously not the most important feature of the Bible,Jesus is, talk about him if you wish to talk about Christianity. The creation is NOT a scientific text, Augustine in the 3rd century worked that out stop reading it like that!

  • What ruh-tard-o put this crap together? Have you seen god? Theists think he's real. Idiots.

  • Idont like this because it insults peoples intelligence thats no way to win an argument they will find out the truth when the time comes out !!! WHEN THE DEVIL BREATHES DOWN THEIR NECK !!! JESUS LOVES EVERYBODY GIVE THEM TIME AND THEY WILL SEE the TRUTH I HOPE THEY DONT WAIT TOO LONG

  • Question number 5... Turtles my friend... and under him... another turtle... turtles all the way down!

  • This is pretty funny. Almost none of these questions even make sense, and the ones that do, can be answered in 1 word or sentence. This really makes me believe there is no god. If there was, why would he make people like you SO DUMB.

  • This video exists to prove the atheists aren't as smart as they like to think.

  • When the video started, I thought that it was made by a theist who is unfamiliar with science. By about 30 seconds in, I began to desperately hope that this video was made as a parody. As it went on, my hope only increased in intensity. I'm going to assume that this video was meant to be satirical, because the alternative, that there is a person who makes arguments this senseless and deluded, is frightening.

  • 18. It is a father to son type of change. WHY Y U NO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!!

  • The bible is the truth because it says so? REALLY!!!!! I am getting to the point where I want to blow up your tiny closed up mind.

  • And on number 13, science only changes because we aquire more knowledge and we don't let ourselves stay in the dark and believe the same thing for ever even if there is mounting evidence against it.