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  • where did the money go?

    O_yea we shot the moon ;)

  • Silent G. Forced to Love it! Nice way of getting it out there!

  • "What we're the United States don't we like own the moon like we own Earth?"

  • Hey guys maybe nows a good time to find out how to buy a piece of the moon cos no one owns it. Anyway, blow a hole in the moon huh. Can anyway tell me why this is the first ive heard?

  • They found Cheese, Swiss cheese.

    Yes the moon is water and cheese.

  • fuck gay.if the fuck up and like blow the moon to hell..then earth will be fucked up and the oceans will go to hell and we will all be sent out of the obit of space...why the fuck would they try and do this??

  • We need to do it before the Russians or Chinese do it. If there is water then we can use it in a base to stop on our way to other places, or separate the hydrogen from oxygen to create rocket fuel and drastically reduce the cost of exploring Mars and beyond. Idiots

  • that's crazy , NASA have not a right to do this . .ridiculous

  • NASA has a perfect right to do this. they seek water and maybe make it cost less to colonize the moon. if something were to happen to Earth, a small amount of survivors could carry on using the supplies on the moon.

  • its not or god would have put us there

  • wow. water on the moon. who gives a shit. NASA is fucking stupid. they say it's to discover water and all, but really, they're just bored and think it'll be fun to eradicate the human race. the tides will go apeshit and really!! the moon!! that's like punching a baby because they're curious it'll bleed. NASA is run by assholes!

  • Wow Anjohl it's funny out of all this happening all you can do is make an on line attack at some woman doing her job. I'm going to guess you're either a really fat and ugly female that's jealous cause she makes more than your lazy person S.S.I. pay or you're some guy that's over 40 and a virgin. See it's easy to make crude comments.

    She's doing a great job and she is cute so grow up and get over yourself.

    PEACE!!

  • What a butt ugly girl. I bet she self-identifies as a model slash actress.

  • you know ur ugly when you judge people

  • No, I know *shes* ugly when I judge people.

  • why do u judge people by their looks.. thats mean, ignorant and stupid

  • :-P

  • OMG tomarrow it hits!

  • were all gunna die -.-

  • its coming in 10 days .. now what do you think ? 2 tons ? 5 mile crater ? that cant be a good thing !! not so awesome if it screw up moon ordit and then the earth orbit .. not so cool then eh Marta?

  • doodsblog

    The moon is hit by bigger asteroids all the time. That is why it is riddled with craters. Our little rocket isn't going to do that much damage. No worries.

  • wut i tink will happen is the moons gunna get fucked up and then our tides r gunna be fucked up were guna have mass species killed and then we will eventually die becuz nasa is fucking retarded

  • the moons breaking up

  • someone smart please help me

    im on cam and bored CK

  • I can't even tell if I like this channel, she's just...so damned cute.

    What was I talking about just now?

  • Marta you are great. keep it up

  • mmmmm girl!

  • Hi Marta, Your cute as a Ladybug. I love your accent. Are you from Prague? I'm a dentist, I can close the gap between your front teeth.

  • How would you close that gap? By sticking your knob in there.

  • She is HOT !

  • Marta you are my news source now. :) Keep it up.

  • I'll stag you! And don't worry.. I love your fun pun LOL!!! Also, you have pretty hair.

  • Moon explodins.

  • RAWR!!

  • hahahah, stags!

    marta's hilarious

  • No apology necessary.  The stag pun was funny!

  • this is my favorite of your videos since i subscribed months ago.

  • "Bombastic slogans do not a nation make" LOL. I'm going to pilfer that quote from you if you don't mind. Also I never get tired of the Mahmoud Ahmedinajad sound byte.

  • I had to subscribe for that Mahmoud alone.

  • S'truth, but to be fair to them there's a good reason for that:

    If you actually know what you're doing, there aren't any. . . but you should sure as shit use straight units.

  • S'truth, but to be fair to them there's a good reason for that:

    If you actually know what you're doing, there aren't any. . . but you should sure as shit use straight units.

  • I knew the video would be great when I saw "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" in the description... :)

  • yeah, very punny

  • The stag stagflation comment was the funniest part!

    OPHENNCIBE.

  • I love it when you talk about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rrrowl

  • it becomes repetitive

  • You get like 500 points for the stag joke and for your rhyme. You rock Marta. You're very punny.(I know that was lame, I should have stopped at "You rock Marta" but I couldn't help myself.)

  • The Mahmoud song took me totally by surprise this morning. And then I get it again! If you ask me, that's even better than wodka.

  • Don't shun the pun!

    word!

  • Points for rhyming - 10 points! Whoo!

  • i love you too. we all do your downright sexy

  • I love you

  • I'd like to see you do an entire Gnooze like you were an elk, with your hands up in the air like that. That'd be funny. You'd be all like, "Hello. I am an elk. These are my antlers. I would like some vodka." That'd be awesome!

  • You should get points for being so damn adorable and thereby forcing me to listen to World Events against my will :)

  • "And if the sky falls upon my head, I will remember everything you said

     You hate the moon, You hate the moon" - Peri Urban, August 18, 2007

    Yeah, I didn't get it then either...

    -dan'l

  • I hope they saw Space 1999. Big booms on the moon are Bad. (ref Ghostbusters...)

  • love you

  • mikma was here

  • i want to marry you.

  • OMG! No way! Two Mahmoud Ahmadinejads in one video!

    I think I need to sit down. This is all too much for my fragile disposition.

  • LOL @ the stag, I liked it!

    That Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blip gets me laughing every time. Too funny! ;)

  • Nasatv, check it out next time the shuttle is in orbit.

  • You like NASA? Cool I used to work there actually. Ask me about Holman transfers and stuff. I love that stuff.

  • So what's with these Holman transfers and stuff?

  • (Well, you did ask to be asked.)

  • Yes I did! My Astro teacher would be proud!

  • Well when you want to go from one orbit to another you can change your altitude with a pair of rocket boosts. One to break out of the original orbit and the second to establish terminal orbit. Isn't that fun!

  • I want some moon water. Your Mahmoud always sounds SoCal

  • To be honest,I love You & now I'm depressed because of it.Wake up Trav!..Huh?

    Don't be alarmed.I'm alright.I'm a Bluesman.

  • Did you know that originally NASA was scheduled to fire the rockets at the dark side of the moon? They had to change their target, however, when they learned that there is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.

    Peter Schilling was unavailable for comment ... mostly because he hasn't had a hit since 1983.

  • Hey, what if the spacecrafts that NASA slams into the moon uncover a sinister subterranean race of monstrous moonpeople who retaliate by launching hideous moondragon lizard bombs at the Earth? Hmmmm? What then??? ...............Well, you never know, it could happen!

  • KUDOS!!!!!..MARTA!!!!!

  • I love how the end always gets awkward...the news through the brain of a blond...priceless!

  • 5 points for rhyming, 3 points for great bad deer pun, 50 points for double Mahmoud Ahmadinejad song. You should see how many times you can squeeze that song into one episode.

  • "You should see how many times you can squeeze that song into one episode."

    Agreed.

  • OMG. heart that shirt!!!

  • Stag Joke was one I actually did LAUGH-OUT-LOUD. I also wanted to personally thank you for the Machmoud Amedinejhad song I've been craving.

  • Big supporter, out of all the comedians I have watched in my 24 years you are the closest to a Jon Stewart, female or not

  • I may have said this before but it's worth repeating. If they ever need a fresh face for any of the NASA podcasts, you should be first in line, Marta.

  • You get points anyway... just for being entertaining, cute and informative. Thanks as always.

  • You're nice. Thank you. :)

  • I, as a member of 'The Stags for Truth Coalition' find your comments to be unfunny and insulting.

    I will see you in court.

  • You can't serve me if you can't find me!

  • hahahhahaa!

    (I love your show!)

  • Machmude, you had me at toilet paper. How could I ever not trusted you.

  • Heehee!

  • fun pun spank a bun *pshew pshew* now run! .. I have a gun

  • Points for rhyming for you!

  • Wow you are so great

  • Wow! Thank you!

  • I hope they bottle the moon water. Then I can drink it and get cool moon powers. Eh, maybe not.

  • Lmao MOON POWER!

  • That would be pretty awesome. I don't drink bottled water but for moon water I would make an exception.

  • That clip about iran president's name never gets old

  • :) That sounds like a challenge. Just kidding.

  • But Iran's President doesn't actually hold a lot of power. I'm actually not sure, but I think I heard this in a news programm (maybe Nightline I think).

  • Well, that's debated but he doesn't really - the Grand Ayatollah is known as Iran's Supreme Leader.

  • Oh my god, I saw "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" in the description and got sooo excited!

    And the stag thing was hilarious. Another great show! =]

  • Hey thanks! It was a two-for-one Mahmoud jingle show!

  • And that was worth an extra ten points in itself!

  • Woot! Gotta love it! =]

  • You really are coming into your own here, Marta, and this show just keeps getting better and better!

  • That really made me smile. So thank you. A lot.

  • That stag bit was awesome!

  • Stags getting offended was perfect! Double lol

  • Double?! Woo hoo!

  • Cool Marta :-D Mike..

  • Thanks Mike! :D

  • Marta - Great to hear that you're a space fan. As a resident Rocket Scientist I find that all instances of shooting the moon are a good idea... though it is just the cheapest alternative to, say, sending human or robotic landers to the south pole of the moon for some real advanced science... But blowing stuff up is cool too... I wonder, is Bush gonna pull the trigger on the big moon gun? "Pew Pew"

  • Space is awesome. I still want to be an astronaut. :)

  • I liked the Stagg joke. But how would a Stagg flate??

  • Is there a long version of the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ditty?

  • Nope. Just a jingle.

  • Yes, just play the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad theme at half speed, then it lasts twice as long.

    It's also lower in pitch by an octave. Which is a special added bonus for you - all completely free of charge!

  • That's right. Did you know that's because sound waves are tonally distributed across the aural spectrum in a logarithmic fashion? so if you double the frequency the pitch only increases one octave. Always! Psychophysics ROX!

  • Doubling is not logarithmic, it is geometric by the square. The sequence is 2:4:8:16 . . .

    Logarithmic sequence is by a factor of ten, the sequence is 10:100:1000:10,000 . . .

    You are thinking of the ratio of energy to perceived volume, which is indeed logarithmic.

  • This is why pianos and harps are shaped the way they are. If each string were the same gauge and tension they would trace the curve of the square.

    See your Calc II text book.

  • My bad. I need to stop posting while sleepy. I finished grad school 10 years ago. Shows how often I use this suff.

  • "My bad."

    Just as well, 'cause that million foot organ pipe was gonna be a bitch. :)

    "I need to stop posting while sleepy."

    Been there. Doing it right now. Going to bed before I say something stupid. . .er.

  • It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun, fun fun in the sun, sun sun!

  • 100 pts. for rhyming, and fun puns are the BEST!!

    Did you hear about the two silkworms who raced each other? Yeah, they both ended up in a tie.

    Or how about the midget fortune teller who escaped from jail. He was a short medium at large.

    What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.

    Hello, my name is Pavlov, does that ring a bell?

    And finally, did you hear about the magic carpenter? Well, he finished his work and then varnished without a trace.

    ;-)

  • rhyming clearly is only worth 26 points, BUT if she was wearing a red hat, THEN she could look for triple digit points...(shaking my head)...rookie (lol)

  • Dammit!  I don't even have a red hat!

  • Yo Trevor! Those were awesome! My favorite was the short medium at large.

    Why couldn't the pony sing at the party? Because he was a little hoarse!

  • Lol nice job as always... You are the salt of the news you always bring flavor to bland information floating across the airways...

    I would love to see a Gnooze special maybe call:

    The Gnooze: Smoke Rising & Two Way Mirrors

    Take off on Smoke & Mirrors...

  • Those damn stags.

  • LOL

  • The cause of the current economic woes is inflated money supply. When they cut rates, they inflate the money supply even more. It's adding fuel to the fire.

  • Go back to your american Idol and moment of truth! LOL

  • Harry Potters stag is offended as well.

  • lol

  • Was it a fun pun on the run, hon?

  • Nice video as usual MArta. Keep up the high quality work (yea, I know you don't like the 'work' thing but your good at it).

  • Thank you!  I like working - just not going to work, the job, the daily grind.

  • you should get points for being so cute and funny! you rock!

  • Aw shucks! Thanks!

  • It was awesome Marta, I laughed my ass off. And side note, EVERY TIME I hear Makmude Adidyjom (sp..sorry) I sing the cheesy tune in my head. Even when I don't hear his name...lol Brilliant, love you, love your Gnooze - glad you aren't silent like the 'G'. You da bomb!

  • Yes, another great episode of the gnooze. One of the funnier ones for sure. I always watch, but I don't always laugh out loud. This time, however ... I liked the "stag" antlers. ;-)

  • Hooray! Thank you! I can't take credit for the stag antlers... that was my producer's idea.

  • Wowie wow wow! Thank you! That Mahmoud jingle gets stuck in my head too. :)

  • Triple word score for rhyming!

    It kind of makes you wonder if the "scientists" at NASA are they guys from Mythbusters or Smash Labs on the Discovery Channel...

  • Triple word score? Yippeee!

  • i'm going stag? no?

  • i'm going stag? no?

  • It seems like pretty soon they will be lending money with a negative rate of interest, but with huge penalties for not paying it back on time. Maybe credit card companies are already doing that. That way people can be tricked in servitude and be legally enslaved to the rich. Probably sounds good to rich people and the justice system.

  • The Mah-moud Ahmedinejad theme is my favorite thing in the WORLD.

  • That's a strong statement. :)

  • Well, either it's a strong statement...or it's just a really, really boring world. ;D

  • Triple points for rhyming!

  • Wahooooo!

  • Ron Paul schooled Berneke! Woot march on DC Marta you rock, and yeah Obama is JUST WORDS! Ron Paul 2008! Stags are cool!

  • Heehee "Stags are cool!"

  • Not only do you get points for rhyming, but using the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tune twice in the same episode gets you a x3 rhyming points multiplier! Also, the stag horns more than makes up for the "I'll stag him" line. Finally, any woman who's interested in space exploration and such automatically gets an extra googolplex of ultracool points in my book, so you're still way ahead of the game. (thumbs up)

  • I like the summary of "thumbs up." But seriously, wow, thank you! And who couldn't be interested in space? It's rad. It's SPACE.

  • :-)

  • Same to you, good sir!

  • Same to you, good sir!

  • Bernanke admits it's Stagflation,

    The plague that is jarring the nation.

    If we'd just burn less gas,

    And ALL burn more grass,

    We'd beging our financial rehabilitation!

    (Damn that extra syllable in the last line, Damn!)  2 points for rhyming though....

  • Again - what kind of jerk doesn't proofread before posting...a LOSER! (thant's me...)

  • How about "We'd fix our financial institutions"

  • oops no 's' lol

  • All that rhyming? You get like a billion. :)

  • sweet, NASA crack the moon and it falls apart and crashes into Earth knocking us out of orbit and then we crash into Mars sending it into Saturn, While we head to Jupiter. Orbital billiards :)

  • Hmmm... That has possibilities. I think I'll install seat belts on my sofa, just in case.

    Moosie

  • Twice the "Mah-moud Ahmedinejad"

    Twice the falsetto, Tiger Beat intro

    Twice the Members Only jackets

    Twice the mayhem

  • Twice with the comments too.

  • Twice the "Mah-moud Ahmedinejad"

    Twice the falsetto, Tiger Beat intro

    Twice the Members Only jackets

    Twice the mayhem

  • Twice with the comments too.

  • "It's offensive...yeah...no...I'll stag him"

    Marta, you ROCK! Thanks for making my day once again.

  • Thank you!!! It is truly my pleasure.

  • "It's offensive...yeah...no...I'll stag him"

    Marta, you ROCK! Thanks for making my day once again.

  • Marta "dissing" American Idol...LOL haha

    GO Marta! ♥

  • :D Haha I just don't get it!

  • ...

  • ...

  • Marta, Marta, Marta...

  • TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump...

  • LOL -- "Stags were all like, ..."

    Is toilet paper really a right, or a privilege? I wonder. (but not for long...)

    -dan'l

  • "Is toilet paper really a right. . .?"

    Yes, in the end.