Hey guys maybe nows a good time to find out how to buy a piece of the moon cos no one owns it. Anyway, blow a hole in the moon huh. Can anyway tell me why this is the first ive heard?
fuck gay.if the fuck up and like blow the moon to hell..then earth will be fucked up and the oceans will go to hell and we will all be sent out of the obit of space...why the fuck would they try and do this??
We need to do it before the Russians or Chinese do it. If there is water then we can use it in a base to stop on our way to other places, or separate the hydrogen from oxygen to create rocket fuel and drastically reduce the cost of exploring Mars and beyond. Idiots
NASA has a perfect right to do this. they seek water and maybe make it cost less to colonize the moon. if something were to happen to Earth, a small amount of survivors could carry on using the supplies on the moon.
wow. water on the moon. who gives a shit. NASA is fucking stupid. they say it's to discover water and all, but really, they're just bored and think it'll be fun to eradicate the human race. the tides will go apeshit and really!! the moon!! that's like punching a baby because they're curious it'll bleed. NASA is run by assholes!
Wow Anjohl it's funny out of all this happening all you can do is make an on line attack at some woman doing her job. I'm going to guess you're either a really fat and ugly female that's jealous cause she makes more than your lazy person S.S.I. pay or you're some guy that's over 40 and a virgin. See it's easy to make crude comments.
She's doing a great job and she is cute so grow up and get over yourself.
its coming in 10 days .. now what do you think ? 2 tons ? 5 mile crater ? that cant be a good thing !! not so awesome if it screw up moon ordit and then the earth orbit .. not so cool then eh Marta?
The moon is hit by bigger asteroids all the time. That is why it is riddled with craters. Our little rocket isn't going to do that much damage. No worries.
wut i tink will happen is the moons gunna get fucked up and then our tides r gunna be fucked up were guna have mass species killed and then we will eventually die becuz nasa is fucking retarded
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"Bombastic slogans do not a nation make" LOL. I'm going to pilfer that quote from you if you don't mind. Also I never get tired of the Mahmoud Ahmedinajad sound byte.
You get like 500 points for the stag joke and for your rhyme. You rock Marta. You're very punny.(I know that was lame, I should have stopped at "You rock Marta" but I couldn't help myself.)
I'd like to see you do an entire Gnooze like you were an elk, with your hands up in the air like that. That'd be funny. You'd be all like, "Hello. I am an elk. These are my antlers. I would like some vodka." That'd be awesome!
Well when you want to go from one orbit to another you can change your altitude with a pair of rocket boosts. One to break out of the original orbit and the second to establish terminal orbit. Isn't that fun!
Did you know that originally NASA was scheduled to fire the rockets at the dark side of the moon? They had to change their target, however, when they learned that there is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
Peter Schilling was unavailable for comment ... mostly because he hasn't had a hit since 1983.
Hey, what if the spacecrafts that NASA slams into the moon uncover a sinister subterranean race of monstrous moonpeople who retaliate by launching hideous moondragon lizard bombs at the Earth? Hmmmm? What then??? ...............Well, you never know, it could happen!
5 points for rhyming, 3 points for great bad deer pun, 50 points for double Mahmoud Ahmadinejad song. You should see how many times you can squeeze that song into one episode.
I may have said this before but it's worth repeating. If they ever need a fresh face for any of the NASA podcasts, you should be first in line, Marta.
But Iran's President doesn't actually hold a lot of power. I'm actually not sure, but I think I heard this in a news programm (maybe Nightline I think).
Marta - Great to hear that you're a space fan. As a resident Rocket Scientist I find that all instances of shooting the moon are a good idea... though it is just the cheapest alternative to, say, sending human or robotic landers to the south pole of the moon for some real advanced science... But blowing stuff up is cool too... I wonder, is Bush gonna pull the trigger on the big moon gun? "Pew Pew"
That's right. Did you know that's because sound waves are tonally distributed across the aural spectrum in a logarithmic fashion? so if you double the frequency the pitch only increases one octave. Always! Psychophysics ROX!
rhyming clearly is only worth 26 points, BUT if she was wearing a red hat, THEN she could look for triple digit points...(shaking my head)...rookie (lol)
The cause of the current economic woes is inflated money supply. When they cut rates, they inflate the money supply even more. It's adding fuel to the fire.
It was awesome Marta, I laughed my ass off. And side note, EVERY TIME I hear Makmude Adidyjom (sp..sorry) I sing the cheesy tune in my head. Even when I don't hear his name...lol Brilliant, love you, love your Gnooze - glad you aren't silent like the 'G'. You da bomb!
Yes, another great episode of the gnooze. One of the funnier ones for sure. I always watch, but I don't always laugh out loud. This time, however ... I liked the "stag" antlers. ;-)
It seems like pretty soon they will be lending money with a negative rate of interest, but with huge penalties for not paying it back on time. Maybe credit card companies are already doing that. That way people can be tricked in servitude and be legally enslaved to the rich. Probably sounds good to rich people and the justice system.
Not only do you get points for rhyming, but using the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tune twice in the same episode gets you a x3 rhyming points multiplier! Also, the stag horns more than makes up for the "I'll stag him" line. Finally, any woman who's interested in space exploration and such automatically gets an extra googolplex of ultracool points in my book, so you're still way ahead of the game. (thumbs up)
sweet, NASA crack the moon and it falls apart and crashes into Earth knocking us out of orbit and then we crash into Mars sending it into Saturn, While we head to Jupiter. Orbital billiards :)
where did the money go?
O_yea we shot the moon ;)
esetriggerloco 2 years ago
Silent G. Forced to Love it! Nice way of getting it out there!
WhoRockKilled 2 years ago
"What we're the United States don't we like own the moon like we own Earth?"
Faztlan 2 years ago
Hey guys maybe nows a good time to find out how to buy a piece of the moon cos no one owns it. Anyway, blow a hole in the moon huh. Can anyway tell me why this is the first ive heard?
NESIANSKILLZ 2 years ago
They found Cheese, Swiss cheese.
Yes the moon is water and cheese.
CosmosPrivateer 2 years ago
fuck gay.if the fuck up and like blow the moon to hell..then earth will be fucked up and the oceans will go to hell and we will all be sent out of the obit of space...why the fuck would they try and do this??
nipclaw 2 years ago
We need to do it before the Russians or Chinese do it. If there is water then we can use it in a base to stop on our way to other places, or separate the hydrogen from oxygen to create rocket fuel and drastically reduce the cost of exploring Mars and beyond. Idiots
optimusdad65 2 years ago
that's crazy , NASA have not a right to do this . .ridiculous
yasgur74 2 years ago
NASA has a perfect right to do this. they seek water and maybe make it cost less to colonize the moon. if something were to happen to Earth, a small amount of survivors could carry on using the supplies on the moon.
ihavenospaces 2 years ago
its not or god would have put us there
gotfiveringswedo 2 years ago
wow. water on the moon. who gives a shit. NASA is fucking stupid. they say it's to discover water and all, but really, they're just bored and think it'll be fun to eradicate the human race. the tides will go apeshit and really!! the moon!! that's like punching a baby because they're curious it'll bleed. NASA is run by assholes!
GTRockero 2 years ago 2
Wow Anjohl it's funny out of all this happening all you can do is make an on line attack at some woman doing her job. I'm going to guess you're either a really fat and ugly female that's jealous cause she makes more than your lazy person S.S.I. pay or you're some guy that's over 40 and a virgin. See it's easy to make crude comments.
She's doing a great job and she is cute so grow up and get over yourself.
PEACE!!
mrmike316 2 years ago 2
What a butt ugly girl. I bet she self-identifies as a model slash actress.
Anjohl 2 years ago
you know ur ugly when you judge people
amardyll 2 years ago
No, I know *shes* ugly when I judge people.
Anjohl 2 years ago
why do u judge people by their looks.. thats mean, ignorant and stupid
amardyll 2 years ago
:-P
dsa8 2 years ago
OMG tomarrow it hits!
RubCam30 2 years ago
were all gunna die -.-
despisedbiker 2 years ago
its coming in 10 days .. now what do you think ? 2 tons ? 5 mile crater ? that cant be a good thing !! not so awesome if it screw up moon ordit and then the earth orbit .. not so cool then eh Marta?
doodsblog 2 years ago
doodsblog
The moon is hit by bigger asteroids all the time. That is why it is riddled with craters. Our little rocket isn't going to do that much damage. No worries.
Wishlist2day 2 years ago 5
wut i tink will happen is the moons gunna get fucked up and then our tides r gunna be fucked up were guna have mass species killed and then we will eventually die becuz nasa is fucking retarded
despisedbiker 2 years ago
the moons breaking up
stig422 2 years ago
someone smart please help me
im on cam and bored CK
Harvile 3 years ago
I can't even tell if I like this channel, she's just...so damned cute.
What was I talking about just now?
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago
Marta you are great. keep it up
e39black540 3 years ago
mmmmm girl!
meyerphillip2008 3 years ago
Hi Marta, Your cute as a Ladybug. I love your accent. Are you from Prague? I'm a dentist, I can close the gap between your front teeth.
ElCid4321 3 years ago 2
How would you close that gap? By sticking your knob in there.
jezzyby47 2 years ago
She is HOT !
RussianMobsta 3 years ago 2
Marta you are my news source now. :) Keep it up.
mbdiggity 3 years ago 4
I'll stag you! And don't worry.. I love your fun pun LOL!!! Also, you have pretty hair.
kamibutterfly713 3 years ago 2
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you are really suck
akhabbazian 3 years ago
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louis12346 3 years ago
Moon explodins.
MBRHIndustries 3 years ago
RAWR!!
ZanyBear 3 years ago
hahahah, stags!
marta's hilarious
redefiningcool 3 years ago
No apology necessary. The stag pun was funny!
saminnyc 3 years ago 2
this is my favorite of your videos since i subscribed months ago.
mogzy 3 years ago
"Bombastic slogans do not a nation make" LOL. I'm going to pilfer that quote from you if you don't mind. Also I never get tired of the Mahmoud Ahmedinajad sound byte.
ptrptms 3 years ago 3
I had to subscribe for that Mahmoud alone.
death2theNWOandNAU 3 years ago
S'truth, but to be fair to them there's a good reason for that:
If you actually know what you're doing, there aren't any. . . but you should sure as shit use straight units.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
S'truth, but to be fair to them there's a good reason for that:
If you actually know what you're doing, there aren't any. . . but you should sure as shit use straight units.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
I knew the video would be great when I saw "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" in the description... :)
fresh42jazz 3 years ago
yeah, very punny
Oxygum 3 years ago
The stag stagflation comment was the funniest part!
OPHENNCIBE.
exploidur 3 years ago 3
I love it when you talk about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rrrowl
shecancreate 3 years ago 2
it becomes repetitive
raoulhery 3 years ago
You get like 500 points for the stag joke and for your rhyme. You rock Marta. You're very punny.(I know that was lame, I should have stopped at "You rock Marta" but I couldn't help myself.)
Keyaneth 3 years ago
The Mahmoud song took me totally by surprise this morning. And then I get it again! If you ask me, that's even better than wodka.
spaceelevators 3 years ago 2
Don't shun the pun!
word!
Taiak 3 years ago
Points for rhyming - 10 points! Whoo!
positronicpathways 3 years ago
i love you too. we all do your downright sexy
spanishaustralian 3 years ago
I love you
exacerbatedtaboo 3 years ago
I'd like to see you do an entire Gnooze like you were an elk, with your hands up in the air like that. That'd be funny. You'd be all like, "Hello. I am an elk. These are my antlers. I would like some vodka." That'd be awesome!
ZachsMind 3 years ago
You should get points for being so damn adorable and thereby forcing me to listen to World Events against my will :)
Rocketman16 3 years ago
"And if the sky falls upon my head, I will remember everything you said
You hate the moon, You hate the moon" - Peri Urban, August 18, 2007
Yeah, I didn't get it then either...
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
I hope they saw Space 1999. Big booms on the moon are Bad. (ref Ghostbusters...)
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
love you
BladeZofSorrow 3 years ago
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ROFL- You will get points!
getonit123 3 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
i want to marry you.
anomalouse 3 years ago
OMG! No way! Two Mahmoud Ahmadinejads in one video!
I think I need to sit down. This is all too much for my fragile disposition.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
LOL @ the stag, I liked it!
That Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blip gets me laughing every time. Too funny! ;)
Katatawnic 3 years ago
Nasatv, check it out next time the shuttle is in orbit.
hounddog21 3 years ago
You like NASA? Cool I used to work there actually. Ask me about Holman transfers and stuff. I love that stuff.
Zarbod 3 years ago
So what's with these Holman transfers and stuff?
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
(Well, you did ask to be asked.)
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
Yes I did! My Astro teacher would be proud!
Zarbod 3 years ago
Well when you want to go from one orbit to another you can change your altitude with a pair of rocket boosts. One to break out of the original orbit and the second to establish terminal orbit. Isn't that fun!
Zarbod 3 years ago
I want some moon water. Your Mahmoud always sounds SoCal
uberover 3 years ago
To be honest,I love You & now I'm depressed because of it.Wake up Trav!..Huh?
Don't be alarmed.I'm alright.I'm a Bluesman.
johnnyfnhollywood 3 years ago
Did you know that originally NASA was scheduled to fire the rockets at the dark side of the moon? They had to change their target, however, when they learned that there is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
Peter Schilling was unavailable for comment ... mostly because he hasn't had a hit since 1983.
CommentorX 3 years ago
Hey, what if the spacecrafts that NASA slams into the moon uncover a sinister subterranean race of monstrous moonpeople who retaliate by launching hideous moondragon lizard bombs at the Earth? Hmmmm? What then??? ...............Well, you never know, it could happen!
theloathlydaddy 3 years ago
KUDOS!!!!!..MARTA!!!!!
luevanoalx 3 years ago
I love how the end always gets awkward...the news through the brain of a blond...priceless!
1lunalilo 3 years ago
5 points for rhyming, 3 points for great bad deer pun, 50 points for double Mahmoud Ahmadinejad song. You should see how many times you can squeeze that song into one episode.
CallMeNiel 3 years ago
"You should see how many times you can squeeze that song into one episode."
Agreed.
Bleatmop 3 years ago
OMG. heart that shirt!!!
mangobanna 3 years ago 2
Stag Joke was one I actually did LAUGH-OUT-LOUD. I also wanted to personally thank you for the Machmoud Amedinejhad song I've been craving.
missjo5ie 3 years ago
Big supporter, out of all the comedians I have watched in my 24 years you are the closest to a Jon Stewart, female or not
Fuzzydevil00 3 years ago
I may have said this before but it's worth repeating. If they ever need a fresh face for any of the NASA podcasts, you should be first in line, Marta.
Larryk12308 3 years ago 2
You get points anyway... just for being entertaining, cute and informative. Thanks as always.
onboardvideo 3 years ago
You're nice. Thank you. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
I, as a member of 'The Stags for Truth Coalition' find your comments to be unfunny and insulting.
I will see you in court.
Leondale 3 years ago
You can't serve me if you can't find me!
gnooze 3 years ago
hahahhahaa!
(I love your show!)
Leondale 3 years ago 2
Machmude, you had me at toilet paper. How could I ever not trusted you.
squitmaa 3 years ago 2
Heehee!
gnooze 3 years ago
fun pun spank a bun *pshew pshew* now run! .. I have a gun
vertigate 3 years ago
Points for rhyming for you!
gnooze 3 years ago
Wow you are so great
69mattman69 3 years ago
Wow! Thank you!
gnooze 3 years ago
I hope they bottle the moon water. Then I can drink it and get cool moon powers. Eh, maybe not.
knightoftheroundvaan 3 years ago 2
Lmao MOON POWER!
69mattman69 3 years ago
That would be pretty awesome. I don't drink bottled water but for moon water I would make an exception.
gnooze 3 years ago
That clip about iran president's name never gets old
LatinHeart 3 years ago
:) That sounds like a challenge. Just kidding.
gnooze 3 years ago
But Iran's President doesn't actually hold a lot of power. I'm actually not sure, but I think I heard this in a news programm (maybe Nightline I think).
falconwings1982 3 years ago
Well, that's debated but he doesn't really - the Grand Ayatollah is known as Iran's Supreme Leader.
gnooze 3 years ago
Oh my god, I saw "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" in the description and got sooo excited!
And the stag thing was hilarious. Another great show! =]
ShatterYourIndra 3 years ago 2
Hey thanks! It was a two-for-one Mahmoud jingle show!
gnooze 3 years ago
And that was worth an extra ten points in itself!
anmoose 3 years ago 2
Woot! Gotta love it! =]
ShatterYourIndra 3 years ago 2
You really are coming into your own here, Marta, and this show just keeps getting better and better!
Nic33rd 3 years ago 2
That really made me smile. So thank you. A lot.
gnooze 3 years ago
That stag bit was awesome!
Nic33rd 3 years ago
Stags getting offended was perfect! Double lol
wonderist 3 years ago 2
Double?! Woo hoo!
gnooze 3 years ago
Cool Marta :-D Mike..
mike8494 3 years ago
Thanks Mike! :D
gnooze 3 years ago
Marta - Great to hear that you're a space fan. As a resident Rocket Scientist I find that all instances of shooting the moon are a good idea... though it is just the cheapest alternative to, say, sending human or robotic landers to the south pole of the moon for some real advanced science... But blowing stuff up is cool too... I wonder, is Bush gonna pull the trigger on the big moon gun? "Pew Pew"
Eisenmond 3 years ago
Space is awesome. I still want to be an astronaut. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
I liked the Stagg joke. But how would a Stagg flate??
ujdo 3 years ago
Is there a long version of the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ditty?
WileyCoyote69 3 years ago 2
Nope. Just a jingle.
gnooze 3 years ago
Yes, just play the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad theme at half speed, then it lasts twice as long.
It's also lower in pitch by an octave. Which is a special added bonus for you - all completely free of charge!
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
That's right. Did you know that's because sound waves are tonally distributed across the aural spectrum in a logarithmic fashion? so if you double the frequency the pitch only increases one octave. Always! Psychophysics ROX!
Zarbod 3 years ago
Doubling is not logarithmic, it is geometric by the square. The sequence is 2:4:8:16 . . .
Logarithmic sequence is by a factor of ten, the sequence is 10:100:1000:10,000 . . .
You are thinking of the ratio of energy to perceived volume, which is indeed logarithmic.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
This is why pianos and harps are shaped the way they are. If each string were the same gauge and tension they would trace the curve of the square.
See your Calc II text book.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
My bad. I need to stop posting while sleepy. I finished grad school 10 years ago. Shows how often I use this suff.
Zarbod 3 years ago
"My bad."
Just as well, 'cause that million foot organ pipe was gonna be a bitch. :)
"I need to stop posting while sleepy."
Been there. Doing it right now. Going to bed before I say something stupid. . .er.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun, fun fun in the sun, sun sun!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
100 pts. for rhyming, and fun puns are the BEST!!
Did you hear about the two silkworms who raced each other? Yeah, they both ended up in a tie.
Or how about the midget fortune teller who escaped from jail. He was a short medium at large.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
Hello, my name is Pavlov, does that ring a bell?
And finally, did you hear about the magic carpenter? Well, he finished his work and then varnished without a trace.
;-)
trevb38 3 years ago 3
rhyming clearly is only worth 26 points, BUT if she was wearing a red hat, THEN she could look for triple digit points...(shaking my head)...rookie (lol)
KiheiLawyer 3 years ago
Dammit! I don't even have a red hat!
gnooze 3 years ago
Yo Trevor! Those were awesome! My favorite was the short medium at large.
Why couldn't the pony sing at the party? Because he was a little hoarse!
gnooze 3 years ago
Lol nice job as always... You are the salt of the news you always bring flavor to bland information floating across the airways...
I would love to see a Gnooze special maybe call:
The Gnooze: Smoke Rising & Two Way Mirrors
Take off on Smoke & Mirrors...
johnreon 3 years ago
Those damn stags.
deraforia 3 years ago
LOL
gnooze 3 years ago
The cause of the current economic woes is inflated money supply. When they cut rates, they inflate the money supply even more. It's adding fuel to the fire.
Panpiper 3 years ago
Go back to your american Idol and moment of truth! LOL
nerdfighter4 3 years ago 2
Harry Potters stag is offended as well.
jamminjago 3 years ago
lol
funbub 3 years ago
Was it a fun pun on the run, hon?
SonomaDave1 3 years ago
Nice video as usual MArta. Keep up the high quality work (yea, I know you don't like the 'work' thing but your good at it).
Silntthnkr 3 years ago
Thank you! I like working - just not going to work, the job, the daily grind.
gnooze 3 years ago
you should get points for being so cute and funny! you rock!
shouwa52 3 years ago 2
Aw shucks! Thanks!
gnooze 3 years ago
It was awesome Marta, I laughed my ass off. And side note, EVERY TIME I hear Makmude Adidyjom (sp..sorry) I sing the cheesy tune in my head. Even when I don't hear his name...lol Brilliant, love you, love your Gnooze - glad you aren't silent like the 'G'. You da bomb!
PsyogiBottoms 3 years ago
Yes, another great episode of the gnooze. One of the funnier ones for sure. I always watch, but I don't always laugh out loud. This time, however ... I liked the "stag" antlers. ;-)
klg418 3 years ago
Hooray! Thank you! I can't take credit for the stag antlers... that was my producer's idea.
gnooze 3 years ago
Wowie wow wow! Thank you! That Mahmoud jingle gets stuck in my head too. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
Triple word score for rhyming!
It kind of makes you wonder if the "scientists" at NASA are they guys from Mythbusters or Smash Labs on the Discovery Channel...
LOLAxXxOZZY 3 years ago
Triple word score? Yippeee!
gnooze 3 years ago
i'm going stag? no?
wasy35 3 years ago
i'm going stag? no?
wasy35 3 years ago
It seems like pretty soon they will be lending money with a negative rate of interest, but with huge penalties for not paying it back on time. Maybe credit card companies are already doing that. That way people can be tricked in servitude and be legally enslaved to the rich. Probably sounds good to rich people and the justice system.
hypnofan35 3 years ago
The Mah-moud Ahmedinejad theme is my favorite thing in the WORLD.
Zenobios 3 years ago 2
That's a strong statement. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
Well, either it's a strong statement...or it's just a really, really boring world. ;D
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
Triple points for rhyming!
lisasimpson 3 years ago
Wahooooo!
gnooze 3 years ago
Ron Paul schooled Berneke! Woot march on DC Marta you rock, and yeah Obama is JUST WORDS! Ron Paul 2008! Stags are cool!
Justin4RonPaul 3 years ago
Heehee "Stags are cool!"
gnooze 3 years ago
Not only do you get points for rhyming, but using the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tune twice in the same episode gets you a x3 rhyming points multiplier! Also, the stag horns more than makes up for the "I'll stag him" line. Finally, any woman who's interested in space exploration and such automatically gets an extra googolplex of ultracool points in my book, so you're still way ahead of the game. (thumbs up)
mysticfm 3 years ago 2
I like the summary of "thumbs up." But seriously, wow, thank you! And who couldn't be interested in space? It's rad. It's SPACE.
gnooze 3 years ago
:-)
qiranger 3 years ago
Same to you, good sir!
gnooze 3 years ago
Same to you, good sir!
gnooze 3 years ago
Bernanke admits it's Stagflation,
The plague that is jarring the nation.
If we'd just burn less gas,
And ALL burn more grass,
We'd beging our financial rehabilitation!
(Damn that extra syllable in the last line, Damn!) 2 points for rhyming though....
goobersayshey 3 years ago
Again - what kind of jerk doesn't proofread before posting...a LOSER! (thant's me...)
goobersayshey 3 years ago
How about "We'd fix our financial institutions"
Silntthnkr 3 years ago
oops no 's' lol
Silntthnkr 3 years ago
All that rhyming? You get like a billion. :)
gnooze 3 years ago
sweet, NASA crack the moon and it falls apart and crashes into Earth knocking us out of orbit and then we crash into Mars sending it into Saturn, While we head to Jupiter. Orbital billiards :)
blkbishop112 3 years ago
Hmmm... That has possibilities. I think I'll install seat belts on my sofa, just in case.
Moosie
anmoose 3 years ago
Twice the "Mah-moud Ahmedinejad"
Twice the falsetto, Tiger Beat intro
Twice the Members Only jackets
Twice the mayhem
JayKHazen 3 years ago
Twice with the comments too.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
Twice the "Mah-moud Ahmedinejad"
Twice the falsetto, Tiger Beat intro
Twice the Members Only jackets
Twice the mayhem
JayKHazen 3 years ago
Twice with the comments too.
KlaxonCow 3 years ago
"It's offensive...yeah...no...I'll stag him"
Marta, you ROCK! Thanks for making my day once again.
PropheticallyPoetic 3 years ago
Thank you!!! It is truly my pleasure.
gnooze 3 years ago
"It's offensive...yeah...no...I'll stag him"
Marta, you ROCK! Thanks for making my day once again.
PropheticallyPoetic 3 years ago
Marta "dissing" American Idol...LOL haha
GO Marta! ♥
BOBIzizou87 3 years ago
:D Haha I just don't get it!
gnooze 3 years ago
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funbub 3 years ago
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gnooze 3 years ago
Marta, Marta, Marta...
TheSumpPump 3 years ago
TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump...
gnooze 3 years ago
LOL -- "Stags were all like, ..."
Is toilet paper really a right, or a privilege? I wonder. (but not for long...)
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
"Is toilet paper really a right. . .?"
Yes, in the end.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago 2