Romance in Ravenholm (Half-Life 2 Machinima)

[TheTwilightUnicorn]

LOLOLOL EPIC

[guybot360]

Uhhhh hmmmmmm don't know what to say

[Barrelroller152]

Epic zombies

[ino1337]

klieners got swag

[S1lentStr1ke]

And THIS is why "We don't go to Ravenholm..."

[IINameCHangerII]

I was going to get a arrow in the knee, but then I experienced a crowbar in the butt xD

[ThatAirSoftingKid]

that made me lol....

[ThatAirSoftingKid]

lol



[DukeNukemFl]

o_O

[The5ilentType]

This is my time spent in ravenholm: Running from zombies that have parties and like drinking beer.

[DukeNukemFl]

this person has an effed up mind

[CrimsonWingVF103]

Lolz

[ustavobarr25g]

This vid is popular on Dakar

[404nf1]

"Viewer discretion is advised"

"Mildly violent or disturbing"

Awwww yeah, this shit is gonna be good.

[iloveirwinxxx]

Marilyn Manson?!

[MrFreesearcher]

Haha, OMG, I was hoping Gman was going to get owned by the crowbar big time.

[TheBlueOscilloscope]

Song?

[JacintoPlanta]

0:32 Dat Kleiner.

[IamTMan007]

... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?!$@&

[Thing201]

Girl + money + potential horror movie = me shootin some noobie zombies

[peerse1]

noone can stop me from entering ravenholm.....

[AliceKoopa88]

So THAT'S why they don't go to Ravenholm anymore...

[xxSnakexxS71]

Dude! F**king gross!

[weber9320]

Ahh ravelhom right when i was playing it i was getting bored until my favorite zombies came out so i can beat the crud out of them

[citizenkane14]

:/

[ALEXtilionx]

rofl

[jma282]

I was browsing the 'normal' part of youtube but then I took an arrow to the knee...dammit...

[saivert]

@jma282 enough skyrim junk

[k24601]

G Man is scary enough without the extra butt sniffing weirdness and wanting things shoved up his butt. What else is he into?! No, on second thought. Never mind. I don't want to know. *shudder*

[k24601]

Somebody must've been drunk/high when they somehow managed to make this.

[DatRocketJump]

lawl the sound gman makes uhuuauahhh

[ratatatandbooger]

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD.

[ruslanasviko]

Cool song

[deeruner]

ahh, cold places

[chris67455]

crowbar in the but TROLOL

[DaRkLoRd1061]

haha kleiner is looking gangster...

[Rapture265]

This has purged my bone.

[josheylepa]

How can zombies drink beer if they don't have a mouth?

[thehungergames51]

"stand aside quickly brother! my bone must be perged!" lol thats the best part

[ristianoRonaldozero]

WTF?!?!

[SabakunoGaara85]

crowbar?.... uh yeah thats not disturbing at all.....

[Chzo287]

G man wants a crowbar in his ass hole? i knew he was fucking wierd but not that wierd.

[1TNT47]

FTW

[x4mpl3]

WHAT?!

[Thatsit36]

I'm going to have nightmare's now.

[the1upist]

i'm going to chop my dick off now

[SaZhei]

HAHAHAH

[SirColAmiX]

Dr. Kleiner suited up! F*** yeah haha

[ValluZXC]

What. The. Fuck. I. Just. Watched?

[lobo2211]

AH ravenholm many good memory's of cowering in a corner with a crowbar because im out of magnum ammo ;-;

[12thelurker]

@lobo2211 perhaps the crowbar was up your ass?

[Gimmesuga3]

@lobo2211 couldn't have said it better myself.

[DarkAce226]

@lobo2211

You probably shouldn't have touched that crowbar. You don't know where its been. >:D

[MRmr011]

@lobo2211 The 9mil will kill a normal/fast zombie with one shot to the head...crab

[S1lentStr1ke]

@lobo2211 I got trough the hole shit only using my Gravity Gun. Weapon's are for PUSSIES!

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

@S1lentStr1ke What do you think a Gravity "GUN" is?

[96GAMERman]

lol

[williamsnitzelburg]

Did you know that 150 men have a crowbar put up their ass every 10 minutes

[Kerf87]

@williamsnitzelburg No wai!? :O

[GaltarDude1138]

There are some fucked up people at Machinima if they seriously considered putting this video on YouTube. And then did so.

[TomValedro]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[fatlardshowernow234]

so wierd

[SlakyCampa]

Now it's called a fuckbar.

[Gamet00b]

mindly diturbing

[quidproquo2004]

This is genius.

[nightblade267]

you are a genius, but this is bordering on creepy.

But it's still as good as a crowbar in the butt. =)

[RomaN48000hz]

FUAAAAAAAAAARK :D THAAAAAAATS UTTERLY AWESOME! IM DEAD FUCK HAHA BESTE VER

[mi3ko]

how did you do that voices?

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

1:25 - i thought that gang rape was about to begin

[WyrdDarcnyzz]

1:43 And then it got weird.

[GreenFloyd12]

@WyrdDarcnyzz I think it got weird at 0.52

[KenchBrothers]

Really good made :) chek out ours :)

[AstatineMime]

This was well made!

[DFSrlz]

Holy Nipples!



[demonik23]

shit..i want alyx vance to stick a crowbar up my butt too :(

[MRsaimaannorppa]

EVEN I KNOW WE ARE MINDLESS ZOMBIES WE STILL LIEK DRINKING BEER

[MrOpensaysme123]

press 3 for are in my butt.

[rickislow]

So I came to spain

And i thought to myself

Why the fuck did he wanted a crowbar in his ass

[Mekaloidz1]

Kliener eli and alyx reskin?

what

the

fuck

[camronfritz]

Gman must experience a crowbar in his butt.

[1xgloopx6]

@camronfritz stand aside quikly brother my bone must be purged

[LOLGmod]

Alyx looks hotter 0:36

[MrCombinesoldier]

Wat

[MrGamerkid281]

wth did i just watch?

[tokage15]

The worst part is that this is really well done.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@tokage15

Ray Koefoed is pretty talented.

[SuperTsano]

@VenomFrogPwned lol im eating doritoes

[weirdlog55]

You see, when Gordon Freeman got to Ravenholm, the zombies were actually singing the song, but since he wasn't accustomed to their voices all he heard was 'cnbbslcnsvcus;vkbsc;oancaobo[­sbna[ocbna[oucgba[ohfo[dhjanjd­b"

[cantippy]

@weirdlog55 YABBA MY ICING

[TheMASTERCHIFT]

210 people got a crowboar in the but XD

[mahligros2]

Im 12 and what is this

[FAntasyFightersXII]

@mahligros2 Im 12 too and you dont need to learn about this :)

[MrMickist]

@FAntasyFightersXII I'm 13 and bitches this is gman getting anally raped with a crowbar

[FAntasyFightersXII]

@MrMickist AHAHAHA LOL

[Arto572]

Lol.

[HALFpiso48LIFE]

wow Dr.Kleiner looks like a rapper ang Eli looks like a fireman w/o the red shirt and the red helmet

[TheSoldiersMind]

I just love how fluent the speech at the start is :)

[Aeghamedic]

@PaulHealy96

Half-Life 2 is a sequel to the original game, Half-Life. It is a first-person shooter game that also has adventure elements in it. There are also some puzzles scattered throughout both games. If you've never played either, I recommend you do so. half-Life costs about 10 dollars on steam. Let's just hope you don't use Linux.

[Turismoracer]

Kleiner looks epic! :D

[SuperSupersonicboy]

@PaulHealy96 GO LOOK THAT UP DUMBASS

[redfatcrystal11]

@PaulHealy96 your a dumbass bithc dont watch something you don tknow

[Sanzath]

@PaulHealy96 Half-Life 2 is a first person shooter where you play as badass scientist Gordon Freeman. The storyline, physics, etc are pretty good, even by today's standards, for a game that came out way back in 2004. A part of the game goes through an area called Ravenholm, which is, yes, inhabited by zombies.

The game's physics engine has been used for many other games, including one called Gmod, where "stupid pc players can mod to their hearts' content", as you so kindly put it.

[theMRsh1]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK RAVENHOLM >:<

[honerguard77]

@PaulHealy96

Wow....

[theGravityGunner]

2:36 "even though were mindless zombies we still like drinking beer"

.... wait.... what>?

[MultiAnimals1]

lol I like how you merged some of the stuff they say in hl2 in this xD "I said i wished to have a crowbar in my butt" when he says crowbar its from hl2 ep 2 xD

[AQWorldsDemon]

a nightmare indeed

[Davyjones274]

First part was weird but hilarious...Next part was even weirder but awesome! :D

[tvirus1234]

It's Pimp Daddy Kleiner.

[skilgore76]

That is indeed most troubling. ;)

[TheHalo19891]

ravenholm to me is a nightmare >:$

[Corkoth55]

just stop watching at 1:44

[J0SlAH]

@Corkoth55 be our guest.

[Corkoth55]

@J0SlAH what?

[someoneinexistance]

0:28 seein those air tanks makes me wanna shoot them.

[cvgeeps]

My Bone must be purged "PRICLESS LMFAO"

[Ureteralclock1917]

@cvgeeps whats he mean by that anyway?

[alipmcg]

That was disturbing and amazing. Dr Kleiner is THE pimp

[NT9Assassin]

ravenholm is my favoriet level but now i am scared :( xD

[hibye654321]

To me, Ravenholm = Hell

[butty117]

How the fuck did you get him to say I want a crowbar up my butt so clearly?

[pivan23]

206 remembered their times in raven holm

[pizzanex]

206 people experienced a crowbar in their butt :P

[realSnipah]

@pizzanex 19 more now:D

[HollowDeathAngel]

The song at 1:42 is the absolute best zombie song I have ever heard in my entire life.

[MultiMod21]

awww the zombies are so cute ^.^

[Aritakeclan]

Im so tired of the random FINSIH HIM things, i know it relates to mortal kombat and the videos suck, there.

[Scydow]

Love the beginning, funny as hell...second part was strange...

[RhiannonZRock]

i love gmans eyes lol

[thepostfk]

LOL it says this video is disturbing at the beginning.

[sisisspore]

i think ray is dutch...

[threat645]

Fuckn pro made.

[Jannik2099]

...even though we are mindless zombies, we still like drinking beer *ROFL*

[funk192]

lol "crOOWW barrr.....in da butt"

[CMNeirfan147]

Something about the way they move reminds me of KotOR

[LineDancer97]

203 people have experienced a crowbar in the butt.

[ghostriderx101]

Eli is Incest freak

[mam0r0]

203 peoples are zombies that still drink beer

[113blackdog]

how did you get the zombie voices? It sounds nice, you should do a zombie music video.

[jamsta125]

Gman must be a pedo!

[theGravityGunner]

@jamsta125 wait... what? no alyx is like 30 or something and thier cant be any children due to sterilisation!

unless.... :O my god.... YOUR A TROLL!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[loldudev6]

Crowbar in his ass! HA HA

[kingroflcopterz]

we still like having parties, let us make it clear, even though were mindless zombies, we still like drinking beer :P (beer is good 4 u)

[changsifon]

Ray rocks !

[rumblinpug]

thumbs up u think is sad at end

[TheMarsAstronaut]

This video should have ended at 1:42.

[blain93]

is it just me or does all these guys songs sound the same?

[InfectingTheSpawn]

Misleading thumbnails ftw

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

what the fuck are those creepy songs about?

[mager11223]

I must experience a crowbar in my butt. aw :S

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

"Stepaside brotha, my bone must be purged" LMAO

[mikimomo97]

not gman. gspot gman

[tDude666]

did you make the sound samples by cutting the once from the story in a different order?! cause the voices sound the same

[Deadlyescaperoute]

@tDude666 Yeah he did. Its` awesome right? :P

[tDude666]

@Deadlyescaperoute Fuck! :D that really is aweosome!

i don't even wanna know how long that took him (or them or sumthing)

[KenRhee79]

SWEET! RAVENHOLM!

[BatGu4rD]

Simply put, crowbar up the butt caught my attention. Admit it did to all of you too! :D

[tristanisgangsa]

@machinima

I WANT THIS SONG ON MY IPOD!!!!!!!!

I WOULD PAY FOR IT!!!

[TheNothinged]

umm umm ummm umm umm umm

[bjorn5dec]

I guess this is why "We Don't Go To Ravenholm"

[novaleafy]

@bjorn5dec A ha! Nice, it took me a second to get that, Alyx says that line :D

[triplennn11]

@bjorn5dec ohh i see what you did there

[rocketzombie237]

WTF!!!

[Kocynhe]

"Viewer discretion advised: Mildly violent and disturbing"

I don't think any thing with G-Man is MILDLY disturbing.

That is simply a lie, just like the cake.

[OceanTango1]

shit video

[pitoman49]

Waht is the song i the video

[Liechengsos1]

ZOMBIE RAVE! HELL YES

[DillanHanstedt]

I cant wait untill Freeman's Mind Guy gets to ravenholm

[Cclebron]

@DillanHanstedt Going to be a long time. I would probally say around 8-12 months. He has to finish HL1 first.