The Cruel (yet funny) death of Alyx Vance

[Vccine]

well when you look at the left corner of your screen and spot a 69, u know something's up

[kalma63]

WHYYYYY????

[flyboy685]

*Gets incinerated*

*Long pause*

FUCK!

[blackarrow121]

WTF is that ¿?

[66kcmiller]

YOU RECORDED WITH A VCR DIDN'T YOU!?

[SuperThcman]

lolák :D

[toxic2waste]

that was so awkward..

[TranscendentLion]

Typical Alyx, cool as ever, doesn't even gasp.

[Lockstaful]

I went from watching fake Half-Life 2 Ep3 videos, to this. wow.

[MacGyverinSpace]

@Lockstaful A valiant quest of link clicking! Like on Wikipedia but a bigger waste of time!

[VannahWilson]

@Lockstaful So did I!

[NinjaBeatle]

*Derezzed*

*Gordon* D:

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Well I guess you could say...

*glasses*

It was a shocking experience...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!

[jacksaints1]

i know this is xbox 360 coz of the cross hair i know u mentioned this in the description

[MegaWinningLoser]

-silence- -BEEEEP- :D

[Dubickimus]

i cried

[Pwnage195]

its like poof ... gone.

[MultiAnimals1]

LOL! THAT WAS A FUNNY GLITCH! LMAO!!

[Taking1n1]

whoah wat a glitch

[TopSniper96]

DIe!!!

[R33Racer]

Lol swore at the end.

[MultiJade]

health:69

LOL

[Ickabon]

WTF ur my brother

[chinesedonkey14]

@Ickabon WTF ur my brother too!!!

[mantassxmantassx]

@chinesedonkey14 WTF i dont know you!

[MrGmodlol61]

@mantassxmantassx WTF (Insert something funny here)

[mantassxmantassx]

@MrGmodlol61 W(will) T(Ted) F(Fuck)?

[MrGmodlol61]

@mantassxmantassx I'd say something witty right now but words are running away from me.

[jordan3802]

@Ickabon ?

[AstropilotStudios]

Eli: "No unessary risks!"

Gordon: "Got it Vance!"

[PedalRevolution]

funny as hell

[TheKrauzex]

Not funny

[Trynt33]

LOL nice

[MrDestroyer04]

gmod jk

[MrDestroyer04]

gmod



[ELABNER2]

I cried and laugh... Most of all I laughed.

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

engineer: i told you not to touch that darn thing, thats what you get! XD

[roccoman5]

thumbs up if after you saw this you went and tried it

[jamking505]

lol i didnt think u could do tat

[elemenz888]

That's a fine looking young lady, but a strangely large facility to be a kitchen.

[Matoxhz]

Whoops. *wah wah wah wawawaaa*

[LegendarySilverWolf]

Game Over?

[komandercapish]

overwatch:warning...alyx vance die......

gordon:what?

[theleetworldbest]

Gordon:ALYYYX,NOOOOOOOO

Alyx is right behind him:It wuz mah bot

Gordon:ZOLYX!XD

[cameronlucas1]

dammit, my character's mouths don't move, except for the g-man. it isnt my drivers or cards or anything but it kinda draws me outta the game.

[tailswad]

this reminds me of getdown

[DMDread]

hahahahahahahaha

[GeneralDestructo]

][_, ([]) ][_,

[Th34ss4ss1nK1ll3r]

anybody else notice the game didn't end after her death?

[rocketjo9231]

OWNED!!!!!!!

[SporeFreak2010]

That was funny. not cruel, she would of bin killed instantaneously, painless. cruel would be kicking her into a large pool of Toxic waist or trapping her in a room with monsters or..shooting her in the legs arms chest then head. or Flamethrower or beating her to death wit yer crowbar that's cruel i could think up more but u probably cant do that in HL2 >:P

[eleminatus]

@SporeFreak2010 stop giving ideas or those idiots in Valve gonna kill her off QQ

[Citzen92]

alyx is droppin shits from heaven

[robiniroven]

lol

[netflix223]

how is that funny?!?!?!? ITS HALERIOUS!!!!!!!

[pawel1818]

Total protonic reversal. :D

[MegaMonoblanco]

i do that on xbox

[Gibbagobba]

oops...

[Abydos3064]

isnt it much more expensive to buy every single game for a gaming console? i mean once you have a gaming PC, you dont need to buy anything. (ok i bought the HL2 Saga because it really is worth its money)

[TheRocketVoltage]

COLDBLOODED!

[chaosbreaker1989]

I Hate when PC gamers bash console gamer NOT EVERYONE HAS The FUCKING MONEY FOR A GAMING COMPUTER!!!

[chall2e]

She is Stupid :(

[BalthierTheNobody]

Fission Mailed =)

[BandLeafStorm]

Who the fuck plays hl2 on xbox ._.

[chinesedonkey14]

@BandLeafStorm kids like me who don't have graphics cards on their laptops so they can't run basic games -__-

[lameguy3000]

@chinesedonkey14 dont u have a pc? i can run even on pentium 4 computers it has great graphics but can run in junkyard computers

[chinesedonkey14]

@lameguy3000 had a pc but my retarded brother and sister broke it

[117starpower]

@chinesedonkey14 ahhhh sounds like im not the only one

[i7zan]

@chinesedonkey14 So...buy a new one...don't you have a job ?

[Lifeless9619]

@lameguy3000 i play hl2 on a xbox because i really dont like having to downgrade my pc to play a simple game -_-

[Jcob91]

@Lifeless9619 Why the fuck would you have to downgrade your pc to play hl2? :s

[Lifeless9619]

@Jcob91 i have an extremely high tech PC and because of this its software isnt compatable with anything before 2006, gets really anoying when i want to play KotOR or half life.....but i think it might work with Half life 2 so i might be mistaken with my comment.

[Jcob91]

@Lifeless9619 Well that's a load of bullshit. Half-Life 1 and 2 will run on almost anything. If runs fine on my high spec PC.

It sounds to me like you are trying to brag about having an awesome PC, when in reality you know nothing about computers.

[Lifeless9619]

@Jcob91 the unpatched version of hl1 doesnt seem to run appropriately on my PC there is very little bragging involved in that, and there wasnt any until you forced me to elaborate, sounds to me like you just want some reason to prance around on your high horse beating off to the crowd of applauding youtube trolls =D

[Jcob91]

@Lifeless9619 Well then you're just a retard and incapable of using your 'extremely high spec pc'. Just because you are dumb, doesn't make me a troll. Half-life 1/2 runs fine on Windows 7. If you can't run it, then your PC is shit.

[Lifeless9619]

@Jcob91 .....im gonna take a wild guess and say that about 6 comments ago this became a contest for last comment...

[Jcob91]

@Lifeless9619 I'm going to take an accurate guess that you're just dumb and you don't really have an 'extremely high tech PC', and you are just clueless.

[NOXXism]

@chinesedonkey14 1st: you shouldnt have bought a lalptop in the first place. You should have bought a desktop that is more powerful and way cheaper. 2nd: Use the xbox money to upgrade your computer. DONE no more consoles.

[KittyHawk187]

@chinesedonkey14 not kids like me who have very fast laptops that can easily play half life 2

[UbErXoViDs]

@chinesedonkey14 graphics cards on computers are almost 100% likely to be able to play hl2 its the ram that may prevent them from playing it

[chinesedonkey14]

@UbErXoViDs but I don't have a graphics card on my computer its just a little display adapter :/

[Molkifier]

@BandLeafStorm I do. It's the same game. Excuse me for not having 500-1500 dollars to throw away on a gaming PC...

[HardcoreSuperstar464]

@Molkifier i have a basic un upgraded laptop and i can run half life 2 on the highest settings without a bit of lag so your computer must be made of 2 coconuts a hamster and a block of cheese

[Molkifier]

@HardcoreSuperstar464 My computer is a 2003 :P

[TaCoAVENGER2]

@BandLeafStorm i do.

[BandLeafStorm]

@TaCoAVENGER2 oh snap!

[SolidSnake3131]

@BandLeafStorm Men.

[MacJARedd]

@BandLeafStorm i play hl2 on ps3. take that! :D

[BandLeafStorm]

@MacJARedd Well gaben hates you then! take that! >:O ..:..(O.O)

[MacJARedd]

@BandLeafStorm so? it's not me who makes hl2 available for ps3. :P

[BandLeafStorm]

@MacJARedd well he still hates you for not being able to mod on ps3 :< no Smod for U!

[MacJARedd]

@BandLeafStorm well i got hl2 on pc too. :)

[BandLeafStorm]

@MacJARedd Well then gaben is happy :) and by buying the ps3 game he got some extra burger money ^^

[MacJARedd]

@BandLeafStorm haha :P lol

[gonegang95]

@BandLeafStorm me...

[LegendarySilverWolf]

@BandLeafStorm

how the hell do you know that?

[LegendarySilverWolf]

how is your suit power level above 100?

[insanitor37]

@LegendarySilverWolf somehow, the citadel's weapon emancipation grid actually powered up the gravity gun, and maybe the suit. That's the only explanation I can guess. Only the citadel's suit chargers give you up to 200 suit power.

[ryanhocstetler]

@LegendarySilverWolf dumbass

[LegendarySilverWolf]

@ryanhocstetler

why the fuck are you calling me a dumbass if its about the hp then i havent played any valve game for a long time and my pc is shit so your a dumbass

[ThespeedyHD]

@BandLeafStorm,its on orange box,chill dude :)

[BandLeafStorm]

@ThespeedyHD it still sucks not being able to play it on pc ._. fucking hippies >:O

[ThespeedyHD]

@BandLeafStorm

thats your opinion

[ThespeedyHD]

@BandLeafStorm,ill give you that one

[Bigmitch111222333]

@BandLeafStorm Me. My pc lags on HL2.

[ihavenosubs1]

@BandLeafStorm I do you slot

[NOZQM]

HAAAAX

[V3SGO2011]

YOU MUST BE GAY TO DO THAT

For me on Half Life 3 end she sex with you

but you neither arrive on Ep2 doing that YOU GAY

[Markduderino]

@V3SGO2011 NO U

[onemanarmyasonrip210]

@V3SGO2011 LOL are you being serious? you're that unsexually active you won't even hurt a chick in a GAME cuz she might have sex with the character you play?

[V3SGO2011]

@onemanarmyasonrip210 Some times happen,Others not.

Some games happens,Others not.

[onemanarmyasonrip210]

@V3SGO2011 So, From What I've Collected from that Comment, You're Claiming You Are a Homo.

[V3SGO2011]

@onemanarmyasonrip210 If you mean A Lonely guy yes i am.

[onemanarmyasonrip210]

@V3SGO2011 No , No, I Mean Homosexual. In Every Single Sense of the Word.

[soravnaruto]

ive seen crueler :0 dead space 2 :)

[Mastaord247]

i did that, but the thing is, it wont say "alyx died" you'll just get on the elevator and it'll be all, YOU GOTTA HAVE A WOMAN ON HERE TOO even if you turn it on

[SkullRaven]

Oh my god, they killed Alyx! You bastards!

[BBwouter]

o shit!

[imred3345l]

Gordon said fuck because she got killed and he was about to have his way with her so now he is lonely.

[halo2dude5524]

gordon's first and last word:fuck

[MegaKira92]

:D

[PwN3R0195732]

Alyx: looks like this could be a transport elevator to the core

Gordon:Can you move there.....

*Alyx moves and dies*

Gordon: Clumsy...

[PunkNuggetable]

OMFG WHERE'D SHE GO.

xD

[lordzaphodbeeb]

That shits just not right.

[Krypticflask]

Alyx, are you okay?

[R33Racer]

Well that's one less person to think about, stupid bitch always getting in the way anyway.

[GinIchigo]

@R33Racer She helps you out in the games fag. You wouldn't get anywhere (without cheating) without her hacking the computers and shit.

[R33Racer]

@GinIchigo, Gordon is probably capable, he as a fucking degree, what does Alyx have? Gordon just lets her do all the shitty work. Stop being a wanker, shes annoying and everyone knows it.

[GinIchigo]

@R33Racer Possibly, if the game developers wanted you to do it on you own. If they did they would of gave you some computer hacking skills and one of those little devices she uses.

[MegamanForWii]

@R33Racer Gordon was taught physics, not advanced alien tech from the future. Alyx was raised in an alien's world, with Vortigaunt and reverse-engineered Combine tech to work and learn with. Gordon has been out of it for a long time, and is new to such tech, making it impossible for him to do what Alyx does, computer device or not.

[R33Racer]

@MegamanForWii, Yeah true enough, she gets on my nerves at times though, especially through Ep.1 and 2.

[Maddie2Todd]

Alyx: Hey this deadly combine ball looks like a transfer to the core so im gonna step into it and kill myself!!!!! *alyx dies* Gordon:B****

[gssantospequeno]

*alyx dies*

Gordon: F***.... now who will hack the computers?

[sunsigil3510]

haha 69 !!!

[SkullxXxFire]

I Declare Hax! the reason is because right after or soon after she dies then the screen should go black and say that you failed or something because she died

[timmahplaysguitar]

Holy crap that was both the saddest and randomest thing I have ever seen. The mission didn't glitch right? Coz I'm pretty sure she's needed to get through a bunch of doors and stuff later on

[stomcode]

*BEEP*

[SadTheWolfThing]

in the back ground the base alarm sayed "WTF?"

[SRH911]

Oopsie poopsie

[norrfjording]

dum ass =D

[xSnaKeFromHellx]

Alyx: SHIT!

Gordon: Damnit, now I can't even do her dead body!

[rreewwad]

@xSnaKeFromHellx THATS SICK YOU SICK FUCKING CUNT ILL FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR CHEST YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH ILL EAT YOUR SHIT

[xSnaKeFromHellx]

@rreewwad You just contradicted yourself. "THATS SICK" "ILL EAT YOUR SHIT"

[SomeGuyNamedOwned]

Did the mission even fail ?

[TheBloo4]

I died

XD

[ekimup]

hahahaah!

[SuperHobo1234567]

Gordon's first word...F***

[w0bbl3r]

@SuperHobo1234567 Actually, upon her death it would be TWO words out of his mouth (the first two words he has ever spoken in his life), and you do have one of those words right.

The other word would be "thank".

Alyx the annoying and horrible, childish little useless bitch is dead? Gordons first words (ever) "THANK FUCK!"

[negi358]

@w0bbl3r Shes not really ANNOYING They Just fuck up on her

[iAsian92]

OMG. I tried doing that but she kept walking away!

[UnownPikachu]

0:23

*BEEEEP*

[HuGo31757]

so wickedd jajajaja

[SsnakeBite]

Wait, doesn't that cause a game over?

[ShadowGlove84]

I never understood why Alyx is so necessary in the game. I mean, how much does she really do? Gordon took out an entire invading alien race in HL1, but he has to have that dead weight tailing him the whole game? LOL

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@ShadowGlove84 She's there because she's hot.

[datawrath]

@ShadowGlove84 its if he gets bored...

[r8qt7]

@ShadowGlove84 alyx giving hints and is helping you occasionally. Despite that she's always worth a second look. I wish I had such a math teacher that would be fun.

[speedBOX34]

HAAHAHAHHAHAH THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

[linkrock123]

Nice health level lol

[djsebex]

HOW TO GET 69 HP

hurtme 31

lolololl

[tommymartin2001]

alyx: gorden: alyx:hey stop pushing me alyx:holy crap gorden:fuck

[omgbrittanyisanoying]

hahaa nice health level man

[Ultrabenbooyah]

LOL

[Spottedheart98464]

the beep was Freeman going " Fuck. What am I going to tell Eli..." LOL

[drmario711]

Gman is like going in his office

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKK, my plan is ruined. now who am i to tell to prepare for unforeseen consciences

[SvnLynx]

Cruel, but fucking funny :D

[MsKevin400]

at the piiii part=Gordon:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U

[TheWhiptailx]

Did he swear at the end?

[rayman1014]

"thats what you get going to put me through hell and back while u sit on ur ass!"

(spoiler alert)

[ConstantinTedi]

the gravity gun eaten some steroyds

[4394503200]

I lol'd

[Apocalyptikai]

@McPfoot you're an idiot fuck you

[Qman358]

yeah i did this once, I LOLED SO HARD.

[retuy1234]

pwned!!!!!

[TheFinalMapler]

lol what happens if you keep playing

[musterchef]

lol and thats the super gravity gun not the phys gun

[JarodTreParmenter]

ha, the bleep is like Gordon finally talking for the first time. Saying "FFUUUUCK"

[RussianPenguin1]

who voices alyx?

[McPfoot]

Xbox fag

[TheBigmackjackable]

@McPfoot You missed the entire point of this video.

[McPfoot]

@TheBigmackjackable you missed the entire point of my ass