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  • i see the light! I SEE THE LIGHT! this morning i found a reason to be happy, thanks FSM

  • It's the proof! Open your eyes, non-believers! FSM is the lord!

  • is this real?

  • @blackghost2516 Everybody thumbs up this guy hahahahaha!

  • IT IS THE ONE TRUE GOD! ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

  • Whats a Jesus

  • Got ketchup?

  • This religion has saved my soul ,I love the FSM :) May he bless all with his noodly appendages

  • I'm an internet stranger and as a professional photograph analyst, I assure you ,this is NOT photoshopped ! the chinese are truly blessed :D

  • Pasta- halliluja!!! Our lord has returned with his appendages!!! Spaghetti bless all pastaterians!!! RAmen!!

  • fake

  • @beyonce7065 Just wait for the Second Coming of the Meatballs you'll feel stupid then

  • this wasnt photo shoped at all!!!

  • Unsere Nudlige Gottheit.

    Ramen

  • Nudeln sind wir, und Piraten wollen wir werden!

    Arrr!

  • Its the only religion with an actual proof!

  • I dunno he looks more like nads

    

  • I cant believe its the flying spaghetti monster!

  • All hail the Pastafari King!

  • I'm not going to try to be clever about this, but I have to say that, so far, 79 people just don't have a fucking sense of humor. They just suck. Period.

  • ramen

  • FAKE

  • Jesus's blood = wine

    Jesus's flesh = bread

    FSM's blood = tomato sauce

    FSM's flesh = noodles

  • Ramen!!

  • its just amazing .. my pasta is so thankful :)

  • if this is fake then the effects are amazing, there is no way this is not real, if it is i renounce my faith in the FSM... just kidding i could never renounce my faith, i dont want to go to pasta hell

  • cheap copy and pasta

  • i LMAO'ed.

  • bless his noodly apendage

  • You dare mock the FMS???

    Our pasta in heaven,

    forgive bembelkandidat his sins.

    May he be enlightened by the touch of your appendages.

    RAmen

  • hammer shclecht gemacht. fällt gar nicht auf das das gefaket ist :D

  • if you dont believe in him you'll never taste the tomato sauce!

  • oh my god. it the flying spaggetti thing. oh wait... yup, failure!!!!!

  • BELIEVE SINNERS! REPENT AND BELIEVE BEFORE YOUR LIFE GROWS COLD AND THE CHEESE OF LOVE HARDENS!

  • I CAN SEE HIM!

  • I BELIEVE

  • This is stupid. There's no such thing as China.

  • FREAK!

  • Fake 100% really fake you just copied it from a picture thumbs up if its fake or not thumbs down well i think its fake for real

  • Its so 3D that its 2D.

  • you used green screen to put the flying spaghetti monster

  • sick photoshop skills

  • @HowDoIShootAGun I know right, how did they manage to photoshop an entire city so it would look like it as in front of the our deity and savior is beyond me, but truthfully i don't believe that beijing is real, they must've put those fake buildings in front of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which obviously is real.

  • MY FUCKING FOOT IS NOW GOD BOW DOWN TO DA FOOT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fake and gay

  • Videos and pictures of FSM = innumerable

    Videos and pictures of other gods = 0

    As far as I'm concerned, there is no debate.

  • there are more videos of our fsm than of god and we know how it looks like so why do poeple go on beliving in god???

  • Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,

    Blessed art thou amongst noodles,

    and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.

    Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,

    pray for us Fat boy,

    now and at the hour of our death.

    Ramen.

  • Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,

    Blessed art thou amongst noodles,

    and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.

    Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,

    pray for us Fat boy,

    now and at the hour of our death.

    Ramen.....

  • he is real!

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.

  • @AZcristian623 it also has a church of its own and it means how something crazy can affect on your taxes...

  • @ryanimau028

    "GOD do exist people ! he is not imaginary .. have Faith to God."

    Wise words for someone so young!... Yes. Have faith in God, the Creator, the Noodly Manipulator of Earthly Reality (he has faith in you child). Become one with the 'sauce force' and spread his loving word around the globe... Hurry child... Spread the word and share the glory.

    Ramen

  • its just like a TOY of a kid.! so stupidity..!

  • its just like a TOY of a kid.! so stupidity..!

  • I'm just a 14 year old girl but i do know that this video is Fake .GOD do exist people ! he is not imaginary .. have Faith to God.

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  • I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light.

    Remember... He loves you whether you believe in him or not.

    R'amen

  • THIS IS FAKE I CAN SEE THAT ITS ACTUALLY FSM PASTED ON THE VIDEO LIKE PICTURE OF HIM AND STUFF I DONT BELIEVE HE IS IN THE VIDEO ALSO HE IS INVISIBLE TO HUMAN EYE

  • All hail the flying spaghetti monster! May he save all of our souls with his divine noodlage!

    Ramen

  • I guess this video proves it! You heathens will enjoy my short animation "Religious Fanatic tries to convert an Atheist" on my channel. Brace yourself, and pass it along.

  • Ramen!

  • Jesus Christ!!!! I though the Flying Spagetti Monster was just a made up thing but now i've seen actual proof that he really does exist!

  • eh w/e it is more proof that the other religions.

  • I dont see any uses of film editing programs in this video. must be reaal! >:(

  • Fake because in China it's the Flying Ramen Monster... There's a difference, yah know?

  • @redgator12

    still wrong... Ramen is from Japan

  • That's a monster, but I wouldn't call it a spaghetti monster. Your average spaghetti can't fly.

  • And they called us crazy...

    WHO'S CRAZY NOW?!

  • wow sooo..fake

  • @greatmilenko1997 Durr... Nuuu The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real! He is the savior of all Pastafarians. If you do not believe, the get ready for the great Sauceopocalypse, where you shall perish.

  • @ThePizzaNinja bring the spaghetti thing to me!!! i dont need a gun to kill it when i have a FORK!!!

  • @ThePizzaNinja

    And then they will boil in Meat Ballhell for all eternity.

  • @ThePizzaNinja dude the first I really rather you didn'ts is "I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject."

  • @ThePizzaNinja RAmen

  • This is obviously a fake. If the flying spaghetti monster were to fly over china, it's carbohydrate goodness could be soiled by the air quality.

  • This is so real.

  • Praise be to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his son Jebus

  • omg dude it's so realistic it's like "who killed captain alex"!

  • hahahahaha SO LAME!!

  • shoot it in the meatballs..thats its weakpoints..if you make a god bleed..people will stop believing..

  • touched by his noodly appendage ; __;

  • No os habéis matado haciendo el montaje, no... :D

  • faking the FSM? you blasphemic bastard! i've seen HIM before and HE was a lot noodlier.

  • @Benutzer123 Its not a fake, but a smaller avataric extension of the FSM. He can be in many places at once you know.

  • 19000 views of a super-imposed picture?

    I have something tangible in my FSM video!

  • LOL!!!!!!

  • praise Him! For thou wishes to be touched by his noodely appendage! 

  • This looks totally not shoped

  • The flying spaghetti monster associates himself well with Italians

  • cool music. BAD PHOTOSHOP.

  • Ahoy! I be a pirate. I be seein that there god e'er where. Ramen

  • i think soon HE will be replaced by instant noodles, omg! ^^

  • @ghyrox1 how dare you betray his noodlyness' noodly appendeges! shun the nonbeliver! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!!!

  • @whokilleddamessenger i was only saying that i dont think this is real we all have opinions mabye u think that its real but i think its fake this is just a normal video with a picture of the fsm.

  • @whokilleddamessenger,They hath chosen the path to hell ! stale beer and stds await those who do not believe

  • May ALL be touched by his Noodly Appendage!!!

  • My GOD WILL KILL ALL WHO BELIVE IN THIS CRAP MY RELIGION has death life saviors and even the most sold book in the world so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

  • @pipers9111 this is fake clearly there is no fsm spaghetti is a food not a monster and what god do you belive in?

  • @ghyrox1 oh my faith is the real one called catholicism!!!!

  • @pipers9111 mine too

  • @ghyrox1 :)

  • @ghyrox1 The flying spagetii monster is an argument. You can't prove that god doesn't exist so you can't prove the flying spagetii monster dosn't exist.

  • @KHGodoflard the next time i eat spagetii im gonna think about this but im always gonna think this is fake. why would pirates be priests? i just think it all sounds fake and funny but i guess i cant prove its fake

  • @ghyrox1 Thats the point. You cant prove its fake. The FSP supports free religion.

  • @ghyrox1 u simply dont get it. with this religion he copies other religions. they'r the same. they just dont have a sm, they got a man born by a virgin. there r so many parallel. evangelism catholizism and that shit is just the same. but u belive in that bullshit.

  • @TheRaveJunkie i dont belive in it i beilieve in god

  • @ghyrox1 lol so ur blind and an idiot. ;)

  • @TheRaveJunkie no thats u. RETARD!!!!!!

  • @TheRaveJunkie wow r u really that retarded? i feel sorry for u RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheRaveJunkie You, my friend, are retarded!

  • The light! It burns!!!!!!

  • Ramen! I believe!! Of course it is real, FSM is no joke!!

  • he looks sketchy

  • RAMEN TO ALL PASTAFARIANS!!!!!!!!!!

  • you people are freaks...

  • OMG PRAISE FSM!

  • RAMEN Brother!

  • all heil his noodelines.

  • I knew he was real .... This video proves it!

  • vamos infieles, ¿que otras pruebas quieren? ramen ramen

  • omg das is alles fake man sieht voll das des gezeichnet is und net real 0:17

  • Wow good video. That's not a picture over the video.

  • This is NOT a story! IT`S REAL!!

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

  • RAmen

  • Arrrr ye arrrrrr a good FSM filmer. Yarr arrr!

  • I saw Jesus on a tortilla, but I saw the FSM on a plate of spaghetti.

  • isnt he invisible?

  • you believe this video is real? it's basic camera editting yo..

  • My imaginary friend called the imaginary Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise Jesus Christ for my friend's victory!

  • What the hell is wrong with you, you delusional person! JC is imaginary, FSM is NOT imaginary, he's manifested many times all over the world, in Germany, Russia, Italy, whats more is that there is actual solid evidence - video footage. Arrgh!

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  • When I find out where you live, I'm gonna throw pasta at your windows.

  • cool - but throw it inside my house because I want to eat it

  • 'Atheist's god' is an oxymoron.

    We are not atheists, but Pastafarian. The FSM wants to save your salsa soul.

    Ramen.

  • @AnimalNitrates "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I The Lord thy God am a jealous God" (Exodus 20:4-6 KJV)

    FSM is a graven image

  • The Bible is one of the FSM's best-selling literary works of fiction. It's cult status remains unbroken.

  • I guess you're lying. Where is FSM found? Does FSM have a dimension in which it lives?

  • FSM is found in all dimensions, for he created them all.

    You are lucky that the FSM is forgiving.

  • Check on my videos. Penelutza has murdered FSM in a battle with a laser gun

  • @dorianmyrer21 I much prefer the non jealous God. You'd think that yours would have more self-esteem than that.

  • what footage? all the videos are just fireworks and this video happened to be simple video editting. who ever told you christ is imaginary! just keep your opinions to yourself.. if FSM is true, he would be disapointed in u for shaming and mocking other religions.

  • @lion95805, Are you telling us that the flying spaghetti monster is not real???

    But this video is solid evidence :-)

    Other religions are already debunked over and over again through modern science so all we have left is the FSM.

  • @lion95805 That really sums it all up. If you dont believe in my unsubstantiated delusions then "just keep your opinions to yourself"

  • @PassionForPasta - are you really THAT dumb ??? dont you know that this is a video montage ? I really dont beliwe that someone could be that dumb, so I understand that you are joking... if not, than I'm really sorry for you, poor retardet person...

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster Created the earth from his Noodles... The Oceans from his Sauce and the Sun and Moon from Meatballs... It is said the first area of earth FSM made is known today as Italy, before he left the earth he returned to Italy And placed a noodle on the ground... This was discovered and recreated, this is how spaghetti is now created by man.

    Ramen

  • R'Amen.

  • wow... terrifying... for a minute i thought that was real and i was actually going to pack up my bags and leave town to the underground high survailance tunnels to ensure that i won't die when that thing tries to destroy the world...

    you tit.

  • And the meatballs raineth down upon the world- The Pastelations

  • Not even real. The FSM appeared to me one night and he's way more saucy than this hoax picture shows. (sigh) When will people realize that the almighty FSM does not just hover over - but fills your soul (with NOODLES)

    Ramen.

  • Blasphemy! You were deceived by the Invisible Pink Unicorn! Repent or face eternal torment in super-spicy pasta sauce!

  • RAmen heil his noodley appendages!!

    now everyone in your pirate regalia!!!

  • FSM is good isn't he? lets all praise him now.... Dear lord FSM, we thank you for your presence and for giving us sight to witness your appearance in Beijing... we pray that you bless us with your noodley appendage and continue to guide us, and give us our daily Garlic bread, in FSM's name we pray... RAMEN!!!

  • Whats is the name of song?

  • It is said an has been proven ! the prophesy was true! Jesus is mythology and the bible is untrue / Blessed is his noodley appendage!

  • Most epic prove of Flying Spagetti Monster I've ever seen!

  • not real but I have felt the noodly appendage

  • Of course it's not fake! Of course it's real!

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  • @XxPzychoxX of course its fake! of course its not real!

  • es real .

  • Is this real? omG!

  • Clearly not edited.

  • @Harmonyww AHHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA­HAHAHA

  • RAmen

  • LOL ... you brainiac ... RAMEN!

  • RAmen

  • RAMEN

  • wow!that was soo reall

    i almost die by my aw

    in front of the FSM