Howard Stern - 2006-03-13 - Artie almost dies to Blue Iris prank call

[BappityBoopy]

I'm wearing a neg-o-jay!

[EricTheAcktor]

You disgustin' mouth summambitch!

[archimmes]

this call never fails to bring in the LOL's

[zodiacBomb]

I find Artie's reaction funnier than the actual prank call.

[haestrom]

@zodiacBomb exspecially at the end where howard "okay, i gotta take a break and then we'll do the news for you" and before howard finishes artie pops off with "CAN I SUCK YOUR TITS" in a fucked-up blue iris voice------thatw asthe that i laughed at the hardest!!

[michelleleawaldrop1]

i almost died when she said can i put my finger in your ass

[bobbystj]

God I miss Artie!!

[ErictheACKACKTOR]

Granny Porn

[mluterancik]

Can I suck on your cock. I almost pissed myself

[Sneakertoe]

EBW is full of faggots

[rainofbrasspetals3ve]

I love how low blue iris' voice gets when she says "Can I suck on your tits" that should be a ringtone.

[xmobster5]

i love a black cock

[gadgetvsclaw]

can i suck on your tits?

[mo1684]

Artie sounds a lot healthier in the newer clips compared to this. says a lot about back then.

[xmobster5]

lmao this old lady is fucking violent !

[BootCrew88]

Rest in Peace, Blue. You never got a chance to suck my cock.

[RossBayCult]

Artie laughing was the funniest part of this whole bit.

[RonKelley95]

Blue Iris sounds like Betty White

[TheKevinChannel1]

You go to hell u som bitch

[orrinfoster]

"can i suck on your tits?" Ha ha ha 

[Joseph198328]

Funny as hell I love Howard Stern

[cuzitsnecessary]

"you ole ugly ignorant thang" lmao!

[Natural11001001]

I haven't laughed that hard since Artie was on the show.

[CitySkin09]

"Can I put my finger in your ass?"

[ImTheDude909]

I LOVE A BLACK COCK.

[jimmytnb]

Every time I hear Artie on the show it makes me sad

[TheNaturalbb]

Lmao!!!!!!!

[MrMetatron7777]

Are you strokin' your cock?

[nickmanning4prez]

i soaked through my depends. . . hahahaha

[rrhankins]

FIIIIIIIIIIYYYYAAAAA!

[Correctivemind]

HI!!!! HOW ARE YOU???- Blue Iris

[TorgeistLLN]

I'm laughing more at Artie laughing at this!

[zebbev]

LMAO LMAO!!!!

[JacobInNormalLand]

"i'm mshehemassaging my breasts."

[jpetersgoyanks]

R.I.P. Blue Iris

[radioheadinc]

ohhh my god....

[urbansuburbenz]

Nnnnnyeeeaaaah

[malcolm9001]

LOL that nedneck lady is mad gangster

[bong4200000]

im wearing a negligee

[ERIC141520]

is Bue Iris dead?

[bigbengamer]

@ERIC141520 She died years ago.

[TobyTheRobot]

I've stoked -- through my dePEEENDZZzz

[hockeycoachbill]

The show is not the same without Artie.

[rodsandy2]

Damn, this is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[MegaDetroit24]

how can people not like this? like 13 idiots....really?

[RSCII]

This really is one of the greatest prank phone calls ever made. This never gets old. Thank GOD Stern signed for another 5 years.

[daktari999]

GOD! That's so funny. Learning English all those years ago now paid off as I'm able to enjoy this gem!

[centozo]

r u stroking ur cock?

No im gunna stroke urs! Im gunna take you down to the creek and chop ur goddamn head off with my machette.

[rollup81]

"Oh my goddddddddd" BAHAHAHA

[jeremyrfritz]

Artie at his best :)

[osuushiza8]

Damn! That woman was PIST! xP

[Dumballa]

I'm sweating that was so funny!

[TheTurkaderr]

she sounds just like my dead granny,LOL

[Uprock415]

EEEYAW. Love this shit.

[MegaDetroit24]

are you stroking ur coooock??!

[zackfromtheburgh]

"Mmyahhhh"

[AlexGlogerTV]

"Are you stroking ur cock?"

[scarlet000begonia]

Is it possible to not smile when hearing Artie laugh? RIP Blue Iris!

[w111974]

I like how the caliber of the guns she has the madder she gets.

[fuckoism]

Its even funnier the 2nd time....holy shit, i laughed so hard i almost ralphed and had tears in my eyes.

[thurin68]

this is the kind of shit that makes you happy to be alive

[thurin68]

this is the kind of shit that makes you happy to be alive/

[DCshirley]

Sad that she is dead :'( RIP! This will always be my fav howard stern prank!

[PeterMerrittMusic]

Just hearing Artie laugh his ass off makes me laugh!

[ValiumandDolls]

"Can I put my finger in your ass???" .......love you Blue! We Miss youuuu!!!

[knoxklay11]

i miss artie.

[HordeFTL]

@knoxklay11 I'm hoping he'll be back in the coming weeks, I hope he get's to tell his story although Howard and Robin think it's a bad idea

[knoxklay11]

are you stroking your cock? ahahahahaha

[knoxklay11]

lol are you stroking your cock hahahaha

[centozo]

Are you stroking your cock?

[childofthorn]

I've soaked through my depends. LMAO

[halloweenbobby]

Is that Meatwad?

[TheUndert0ker]

OMG classic prank call and ya gotta love Artie's laugh

[bobbystj]

come back to the show Artie so you can make us laugh and you can laugh again!!

[quicklern818]

ah, this clip makes me miss Blue Iris and Artie even more...keep'em coming MasterTubeTheatre, great job

[rennyminou]

Wow...six of one...

[TheHockeyCentral]

The best laugh is at 3:25. Artie just loses it. Contagious laughter.

[TheFasteddie16]

slayer noice@!!! i loved it to sooo good to hear artie laugh

[ElephBet]

Are those recordings of Blue or is she actually calling?

[PanamaOmar]

@ElephBet Recordings

[thurin68]

I've listened about 150x and I still laugh like hell whenever I hear this.

[AnnabellDream1612]

I love a black cock lol

[fartmanx]

Man I miss Artie so much. Get well Baby Gorilla.

[turkaderr]

can't believe she's been gone for over a year now, RIP Blue!!

[BunkBedJoke]

God I miss Artie

[kevkevinkev]

I'm wikibin-massaging my breasts!

[thekidisonfire]

"i'll fuck you with a shotgun!" hahah

[jdaking1]

blue iris is gross!

[MrNameThatsAvailable]

this is making me so hot

[hellraiza81]

LMAO they knew artie was gonna have a crazy reaction to this video, that's why they cut everybody's mic down except artie's during the first time they played the prank call. The second time they play it, they cut robin's mic back on. The lady was getting so frustrated because her threats weren't working on iris. The more she threatened blue iris, the more nasty shit blue iris said.

[CQ1981331]

rip blue

[maxpower01us]

One of the greatest phony phone calls ever!  The old lady's performance is stellar, you nasty mouth sonofabitch! RIP Blue.

[alm5412]

Ill fuck ya with a shotgun haha...

[613bo]

@alm5412 im i makeing you hot?

[82DAIRBOURNE]

his laugh is what made me laugh lmao

[raymondgiral]

absolutely the funniest thing i have ever heard! Classic!

[TheNaturalbb]

artie is dyiinnggg!!!! LMAO

[dmecionis]

Her "mnyaah" kills me. RIP Blue.

[nycitystreets]

this is the best two thumbs up my favorite part is when she ask if she can put her finger in her ass

[nycitystreets]

this is the best two thumbs up my favorite part is when she ask if she can put her finger in her ass

[Theburn77]

fine, how you?

[bigseanpower10]

I don't know what is more funny, the prank itself or Artie losing it.

[Luvlee25]

@bigseanpower10 i agree!! his laugh is so contagious!!!

[AthenianPride]

This is CLASSIC!! I remember that day i had pulled the car over cause i was laughin so hard

[Critchy39]

Lol she wants to cut off her head with a machete lol

[jeremy999999999]

"oh my god"+

[Drpepper687]

I just downloaded all of my favorite Stern Show pranks/moments, and this one just might be my favorite! I laugh so hard I cry everytime I hear this!

[darkartproductions]

This seriously had me crying laughing so hard!

[1999lev]

"You Nasty Mouth Old Ugly Ignorant Thang" LMAO

[mahmahmonkey]

You nasty mouth son of a bitch!!

[peterfett]

God damn I miss Artie

[PchickenPcake]

Howard Stern and satellite radio kick so much ass!!

[TDOJ16]

"Hello"

"Can I put my finger in your ass?" lol

[Makaveli25x]

RIP Blue :(

[LilMoona1]

Can i put my finger in your ass?

[Trig242]

@ Lilmoona1: I LOVE Fred's laugh right after she asks that

[corona2148]

i heard this when it aired while i was driving.. i was crying i was laughing so hard... omg.. im rolling at this again... this call, sour shoes pranking steve langford, and the richard simmons call are the 3 funniest things ever

[tmontanaz44]

artie get better soon

[JAldridge86]

Wow, I just read she actually passed away last year. :(

[gino3254]

why dont you fuck me? ill fuck you with a shotgun lmao!!!!!!!!

[FlipperMaldonado]

funny s man!!

[bigseanpower10]

As if the prank isn't funny enough Artie's laughing just makes it priceless!

[BurningDogFace]

I love that the crazy lady thinks Blue Iris is a dude XD

[pastrana362]

its funny artie did almost die

[jakclutch]

Blue was a hit on that show. I will miss her prank calls, but at least Howard still plays them here and there which keeps the memory of Blue alive:)

[slayer544]

I remember hearing this live driving to class. almost drove off the road lol too damn funny

[nflsmackdown]

I'll blow you so GD far the blue birds will be on your ass before you get back to earth.

[plumbercrack333]

Can i put my finger in ur ass haha

[Flameheart682]

Omg i love these!

Does this show still play?

[japstoryeditor]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard!!!

[KriistalKleerDiamond]

LMMFAO @ "I'll fuck you with a shotgun"

[OCPrunsthecops]

whenever I hear phony calls done to southerners, they always threaten the prankster with guns.

[Ratt2004]

RIP Blue.....you were truly amazing....I will stroke my cock to you....

[plumbercrack333]

@Ratt2004 haha she will be truly missed. i forgot how funny her calls were

[Nastafar]

you nasty mouthed old ugly ignorant thang !!!

[bm8683]

One of the best ever...the other old lady is sicker than anyone on the Stern Show! Go Blue Iris!

[seeker4it]

the old woman was like i chop you up and throw you down to the creature

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

1:54 - hearing Howard, Artie, and Robin lose their shiz adds to it XD

[evh5150316]

LMAO. This combined with Artie's reaction is one of the FUNNIEST things I've heard in quite some time.

[mattrospecs]

i love a black cock....

[613bo]

@mattrospecs YOU GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[613bo]

@mattrospecs ill put a 38 in yer ass that what id say LOL! sexual harassment

[Drakkanon]

son of a beetch

[Trig242]

I love how much Artie's laugh makes me laugh

[odius94]

RIP Blue. She's massaging her breasts in heaven now.

[hellraiza81]

LMAO Thats sick, but it did crack me up. XD

[XLuminariumX]

@odius94 LMFAOROFL

[kaboom987]

best thing ever!

[Stopitnow68]

she has a mini stroke right after 0:39 while mpthpmthpmth massaging her breasts

[ChadRB88]

" r you stroking your cock" shes so bent outa shape she replies "no I wana stroke yours" that floored me

[blaze2nice]

Same here.

[mrmanback]

RIP BLUE

[chrisallenrichie]

Did Blue Iris die?

[MrUpshotKnothole]

Yeah.

[cordguitar1]

omg, i laugh hard at this S***!

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

oh god so fuckin funny i love prank calls, my face hurts from laughing!

[Hotler88]

Can I suck on your tits???

[slayer544]

I remember when I first heard this. I was driving to school and damn near drove off the road from laughing so hard lol. best part is on the LIE, when theres traffic you can tell who's listening to the show from the people laughing in their cars lol

[MasterTubeTheatre]

Haha funny!

[PABPrankCalls]

damn.  hahahaha

[KennyKenMasters]

arties laugh is amazing

[donwilson]

Are you stroking your cawk?

[DinoAgent69]

RIP Blue Iris.

[S24995]

it was good but there was no 'amost dying'

Yeah her mic was turned down