Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 30 - Lucky Leprechaun

[Mewtwo23441]

Lol i thought he meant a huge penis as in" Well you said you wanted a huge penis. Now you have it"

But still hilarious.

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@Mewtwo23441 yours is definitely better, i would henceforth use that from now on with your permission xD

[freshtilldeathrocks]

sexy eli at 0:16

[quintin123able]

funniest one so far plus the whale lol

[megahylian72]

Ted was here........

[kaitlynhb01]

lol!wtf?



[megahylian72]

Oh shit!

[timigy3]

FUNNY

[MrShootinputin]

My three wishes.

1. Lots of money.

2. Eternal Youth.

3. Have a nice harem.

[Treasurebaby1]

Love this video!

[dudupoduappu]

I'm the dudu guy and I'm comin to getcha!

[KronosMancer]

its terrible when you watch this at any point after seeing brickhouse betty...those who know will understand

[MrDingez]

Who didn't saw that coming....

[imblueist]

Notice how it says March on Eli's calender? When It was uploaded In April? Thumbs up if you saw it.

[Classic1942]

at 0:17 on the wall its the convict from joke 23 xD

[ikickmyass2]

why is his pee so yellow?

[TrainerJaz31497]

@ikickmyass2 That's usually how f***in' urine is.

[hi10191995]

@ikickmyass2

He's dehydrated.

[161616spike]

oh he liked it

[Timontim02]

@hall092009 Dude, nothing's going to happen. That foward is fake and gay. It's just used to scare gullible people into fowarding scary stories...

[trixytrix98]

anyone else see the leprechauns on the calinder behind eli

[SharK19951995]

he pissed on the floor

[WiLLEDprototype]

He got FUCKED over. Haha get it ?

[abcdefh123able]

that what i call a trick raper

[Esstan2010]

hes said huge penis not for a big boner.... lol sick joke

[luisangel23p]

I like ike

[Marsinic]

leprechaun don't grant wishes idiot

[0wolfplayer0]

@Marsinic Leprechauns do... too bad they don't exist.

[Lutherwrigley12]

POrno



[Clubs62]

Its says Ted as here on the walls!

[TheWhatnou]

yyyeeeaaaahhh....i saw that 1 coming...SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!

[Memgon]

i herd that 1 before but still awsome

[ghostdog24100]

lol rape joke

[smallz4142]

hahaha.....

[Scofield1828]

eli was the poster in the bathroom

[mw2roach100]

@Scofield1828 yep

[MISANTHROPY647]

You know they're both gay. lol

[acmilanthekid]

funny as hell.

[gso619]

A woman walks out of her house and sees a little irish man on the street.

-HA! You're a lericon! I found you so you owe me three wishes

-Sure lass, what can I get ya?

-I want a huge mansion, a bilion dollars and to be maried to brad pit.

-Sure, but in order for the wishes to come true I'll have to f*ck you all night long.

The girl had some doubts, but she agreed

The next morning the irish guy asked:

-I was wondering. How old are you?

-28

-You're 28 AND YOU STILL BELIEVE IN LEPRICONS?!?!

[actinoidify]

0:17 on one of the posters elis face is on it...its kinda hard to find a video without his face in it O.O

[karimiscool1998]

THE BURGLER FROM EPISODE 23 IS ON THE WALL IN THE BATHROOM

[TheDeathMagnet11]

If i could change 2 things,i would change the place to a boats bathroom and then I would change the jokes name to "Leprechaun on the poop deck"

[MegaPussy99]

hey eli,i think ur gay man!!!

[danieldvs100]

aaaaaaaaaaah HA HA HA HA HA.

[mumiflip01]

the best joke!

[afreekolol]

Elis the person on the poster at 0:16

[Zatanna119]

lol i like Ike :24

[lacharon1977]

i love im still 10 though

[tauwilltriumph]

@lacharon1977 wat

[teoarrk]

4 chavs drive off a cliff in a Ford Astra. Why is it a shame? Because an Astra seats 5.

[09FL0W]

103 people got screwed in the ass by a leprachaun xD

[rockerofthehall]

One: Didnt the guy know that GENIES grant three wishes not LEPRECHAUNS. Two: ... Did the leperchaun wash his hands before he received his payment for the third wish??

[dangerdantheone]

@rockerofthehall Actually Leprechauns can grant wishes ONLY if their pot of gold is at stake.

[krazyshy]

gay jokes r d best!

[Honeybee211]

did anyone notice that the poster said "androdony, the new fragrance" is had a pic of a man woman,, lol

[MegaDsdfg]

awkward



[TheonenameJuan]

Kind of saw that coming

[LadyDargDiulai]

thats soooo fucked up!!!!! hahahahha

[sexymexy5200]

LMAO xDD

[ieatppllikeyou]

eli's in the picture on the right 0:19 :o

[dubsarecoolfool]

my older sis walked in right when he said "id like to have a large penis!"

[rascalstar23]

that poster of the wanted man is the guy from episode 23

[ballsopt]

good lord

[HardbeatAcolyte]

Haha :p

[werewolfdragon1]

there are leprecans ( cant spell it e.e) on his calender

[brickbreak555]

RAPED

[baoanhdaica123]

very gay joke but still funny

[zudikas8]

Eli is the muscled man in the picture androgeny

[samuriguy909]

the prisoner on 0:16 its the escaped prisoner from joke 22 or 23

[EmmaCoolable]

0:17 "have you seen this man" that guy is from ep 23!

[keen95ify]

oh my god...........

[lolzomgz1337]

"Have you seen this man" 0:16, isnt that from another joke? :P

[kittypawz258]

wow... XD

[StARbriteexx]

lol FUNNY! love all of ur vids

[dodedum101]

I found Eli hiiden in the bathroom.

[Davidrobles13]

try this one.....A guy and his girlfriend are having sex in a hotel room, when they were done she asked shall we do it again? the man said sure but my condom fell out the window. as the man walked outside to find his condom he noticed a little kid holding it. he asked can i have that back? the little boy said this twinki? oh yeah sure but i already sucked the cream filling out.

[117geokko]

@Davidrobles13 oh god XD

[TheJames3749]

@246sam1 lol

[ImAnotherZang]

@246sam1 heard of a similar joke. a sicientist invented a machine that he could use to talk to penguins. he rounded up 100 and interviewed each. "whts ur hobby?" "eat, sleep, beat bubbles" "whts ur hobby?" "eat, sleep, beat bubbles". He asked for 99 penguins with the same answer "Eat, sleep, beat bubbles." he asked the last one "whats ur hobby?" "eat, sleep" "why dont you like to beat bubbles?" "I am bubbles."

[ie210]

@246sam1

3 guys walk into a forest. One guy comes out and says "I got a bj for 5 bucks!" Another comes out and says "I got a bj for 5 bucks!" The third guy comes out and says "I made 10 bucks!"

[treytip]

@246sam1 that is fucking funny! lolz hahaha

[sludgefr3ak4411]

@246sam1 no there in the park and then they get arrested

[246sam1]

@sludgefr3ak4411 Theres many different version of almost every joke.

This is my version. Of this joke.

[HU4LandD9L4L]

@sludgefr3ak4411 there's other versions cause there's one with 2 girls being late to class and then bubbles being late to class

[246sam1]

@sludgefr3ak4411 no....

[Ravengaurd6]

@pgc0009

funny bone(er)?

[TheDarkpanther67]

1:00 ted was here and a unicorn

[gtsa84]

LMFAO Pwned.

[tatertoterismyname]

hahaha that was nasty lol

[coolspy3]

all have boners above

[RioXavier]

Did he let the Leprechaun finish?

[missceciliablues]

dirty

[rockoncarly]

omfG AT 20 ELI IS THE GUY WITH THE LONG HAIR IN THE BACK PIC ON THE RIGHT LMAO!!!

[riflelord2]

owned

[hitman12]

kind of odd that the loading icon appears just before he says ass and then i have to press play again

[adventurerocketgirlx]

@hitman12 OMG! the sammee thing happened to me!!!!

[crackhouse000]

haha seen the guy on the poster at the back of the peeing man? haha it's d escape convict on the other eli's joke ahahaa

[daabest2]

haha that guy got fucked... literally

[Trini2thebone77]

Lmaoo !

[64gx]

wtf

[Elfz856]

That's...that's.. that's wrong what if someone walks in and what if they scream and ppl start to crowd them that's a mess for ya

[GfCommando]

This one killed me xD

[xCapeTheDrama]

LOL!

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

O_O

[TheBest7534]

HAHA... thats f'd up

[Donovon2001]

Happy saint patricks day!

The biggest holiday trap know to man!

[GretzkyPhelpsFan1]

0:15-0:21 eli is the painting in the back

[fukingmoron]

WTF haha...

[matkon619]

lol

[sk8rdman]

that warning at the top of the screen should be much larger.

[knules2]

fuck you sir

[Ratedn2k]

Come on guys. Dont mark down this. Its true

[MediumKuriboh]

Wahahaha

[evver2001]

wat is the meaning of the word '' finus''

[ob094]

would anybody let a midget screw you in the ass!?

[ARandomCanadian]

If it made my penis bigger ya

[MrLolcow]

HAHAHA

[alexmodfireball]

eli is the poster on the wall

[kittygurl24]

lol this was so funny

[BUBBAxSPARXXZ]

i heard this one but he wanted a house money and the lepercan gets a blow job for a buetifull wife. but still funny

[tekrow666]

a better ending would have been that the guy did get the huge penus but in the ass

[LPLinkinParkIsBeast]

@tekrow666 No a betterer ending would be the man did get huge junk because he got an erection XD

[rikuantu]

dont trust him

[flcl64]

a better end line woulda been,

"i cant belive ive been screwed by a leprechaun" and he says

"wait till you get home"

(cause it wont b there, thus being screwed)

[ReebHound]

@flcl64 nah, elis is better..

[pancakewafflebacon]

@flcl64 if you have to say "get it?" it kinda won't work

[kota1155]

eli is the buff guy on the poster in the washroom

[mananmater]

Some irishman screws somebody in the butt, not that bad, this one was decent.

[Heishirosuke]

that dude in the LEFT poster in 0:16 is the same thief as in Ep. 23! lol!

and i can't quite read what the ad says where Eli is at!

[AtoSVK]

Eli steals gilbert gottfrieds jokes :)

[saraha456]

Lol nasta

[HemifiedCordoba]

ahahahah!

[noobvideos123]

LOL eli= the picture with muscle on 0.21

[Darkkids62]

I wished i've met that man too...TEEHEE

[ScaryTeri101]

Lmao, so wrong

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

0:18 the poster on the right is Eli!

[k0edyo]

lol eli on the wall 0:20

[pokemonfan129]

LOL!

[2drc]

LoL I heard this joke in Bob Sagat's Roast

[jcoch1r]

@2drc : Actually it was at the roast of Joan Rivers.

[qwerty3623]

Who cares if they're stolen or not, its hilarious seeing the jokes animated

[malekmonkey]

XDDDDDDD

[pipdaddy7]

stolen off newgrounds, getiing really old guys

[n8iveidiot13]

you sure newgrounds didnt steal it off here?

[pipdaddy7]

this was posted in 2009, the one on newgrounds was posted sometime around 2007, im pretty sure

[JoshyBallz4]

who gives A SHIT!!!

[bkill99]

ha ha

[HailishPain69]

That's just hilarious. XD

[cartoons9961]

eli at 0:15 in the picture! XD

[reds4life1234]

gross but funny

[kiraikrazy]

wat duhhhhh LOL ;D

[lmarias89]

i have one that is just as good... a guy goes to the Himalayas to learn the method of fortune telling when he gets there he is greeted by the master and the master cuts him off and says i know why you're here come in...the master tells him, for that you have to be naked...the man asks are you sure i have to? and the masters says only if you want to learn. so he does, the master also get naked and the man say master i think you just want to fuck me, the master says see your already learning.

[nice9008]

@lmarias89 XD thats a good one

[SmartPlease]

looooooooooool

[gerbasio333]

funny but tragic

[heyyouthere54]

elis on the poster ahahahaha funny joke to!

[kewl123krazy]

FUCK THATS FUNNY SHIT!!

[Xicedragonnx]

oh man i feel bad for the guy

[justdgafit]

LMAO

[mandunya]

hahahahahahahahah

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

well you know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true it probably is!

[Morningdew1435]

O_O

These jokes are hilarious xD

[mrkanker1]

ahhahahhahhahahaha

[shotojojo1986]

hahahahaha!!

[jiaani]

pause at 0:56

[coolmanjasdeep]

poor guy.

[beckahbee24]

pre dick table

[bda617]

cant trust little mans anymore