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  • titties popping out her turtleneck LMFAOOOO

  • comedy may be funny, but its usually reall info bout real stuff.

  • the jews did it.....porn, feminism, etc.....

  • It's dead because of the inequalities men go through. I could list a bunch of them, but I am to lazy, instead im gonna go smoke some weed then go to work. Be nice to each other men and women :)

  • OMFG I'M TEARING UP LAUGHING SO HARD! THIS SHIT IS SOOOOOOO FUCKING TRUE IN AMERICA!

    MEN, GET YOUR BALLS BACK!

  • Girl: oooo nice porsche

    Guy: Gotcha bitch!

  • Youtube search Mens Right for the truth on the matter

  • LMAOO first you gotta understand I was on my period

  • 4:16 to 4:18 ... the two guys on the bottom move at the exact same time 0.0

  • @fideldevinci LOL

  • It wus me 'n' Bob! We's at safeway and the nigga Bob said this, then I punched dat nigga 'n' then i broke out

  • you're not a whore, but you're wearing a whore uniform

  • just because I'm dressed this way doesn't make me a police officer

  • The 4 things...LOL

  • chappelle's show needs to come backk

  • Tbh this guy is a fucking moron. He think sex drives all mens aspirations? What a base, lowly concept. Maybe the majority of men are like this, not me. Fuck women, If I buy a nice car its for me, im the only person i have to impress. Women can like it or lump it.

  • @ScotiExile he's a comedian, not to be taken seriously chill. and yes we know your better than everybody

  • @ScotiExile Its a joke lighten up you bitch. Most men have poor control over their instincts because we are all not the same.

  • @lilsm555 VinnceyounG10 said it right, I'm better than everybody, including your worthless dumb-ass. I didn't give you permission to speak, so go back to pulling your pecker over shania twain.

  • @ScotiExile Well i am not speaking i am writing you dumb ass lol. You just sound like a tool.

  • @lilsm555 I would say the opposite is true. Most women have poor control, but cover it up really well.

  • OMG, this would be a perfect closing for a stand up. Anybody know how Chappelle closed this stand up? I only saw the "For what it's worth" stand up

  • @LADodgerKid714 Lmao good eye!!!

  • I'm a woman and Dave is 100 % right on everything. It's so crazy. Men are simple and women refuse to believe the basic mechanic of man and drive herself nuts. So glad I'm not on the other side. Great job. Miss u david.

  • Daamn look at dem titties

  • 4 things suck his dick....play whit his ballss....make hem a sandwhich...........and dont talk so much whahahahahah NICE!

  • Women are just useless.

  • If a man could f a girl in a cardboard box he wouldn't by a house lol

    

  • y u leave us

  • OH......just because I'm DRESSED this way.....does NOT make me a cop.

  • Where'd Dave go ;(

  • GOTCHA BITCH!!

  • DAMM LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!!!!!

  • DAVE WILL FOREVER BE THE REALEST NIGGA WALKIN'!!!! DAVE!!!

  • GOTCHA BITCH.

    One of his best quotes.

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  • Man is speaking the truth!

  • It seems like the more cruel you are to women, the more they respond to it. Shame, really.

  • @NuNegus :ujelly: :darthidgaf:

  • "suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much" .... LMFAO

  • its dead cause women insist on dating ignorant abusive bastards who treat them like shit and nice guys get the idea that they must treat women like shit to find love because they ALWAYS date assholes! name one girl who has either never dated or never been attracted to an abusive douche! oh thats right you cant name one because that woman is a figment of your fucking imagination! thats why chivalry is dead because women NEVER care to talk to or even acknowledge the existence of nice guys!

  • @LTD1293

    And the feminists.

  • @LTD1293 U must be a Tom Leykis fan lol. BTW, if u don't know who Leykis is, check him out, he's my hero.

  • @LTD1293 Haha that is not true! They do talk about nice guys when they "can't find any".

  • In my exp, most men fall under this category. In the beginning of dating, you would like a girl, ask her out, bring her a flower, open doors for her, and treat her like a lady. Then soon realized this got you nowhere and made you look foolish. Then you realize the less you care, the more they do. So u do mean shit on purpose bc thats what works. Then u have sex, and u lose all respect for her bc she had sex w/ you even tho u dissed her. Get a kick out of watchin her grovel for awhile...repeat.

  • With all of his joking aside, there really is some truth in what he says. "A women's test in life is material and man's test in life is a women".

  • GOTCHA BITCH!

  • GOTCHA BITCH LOL

  • 0:25 right corner lol

  • Old Lady: David? We need talk.

    Dave: FUCK!

  • @Tomboyishness it was Oprah

  • 500 th comment :)

  • i know this is not new but..

    0:27 bottom right corner.. woman in pink

  • This would be a lot funnier to me if I didn't see this sort of thing going on every Friday and Saturday night.

  • man.. dave should do another tour.. i would pay good $ to see this dude come back hard.

  • the idiot response is to say "i'm not a whore." the feminist response is to say "yeah i'm a whore, and don't treat me like shit for it"

    just sayin'

  • NO SEE !!!

  • at 0:26, the bottom right corner, a guy with his girlfriend claps about the joke, and the woman told him to stop clapping lol.

  • @LADodgerKid714 haha he is so whipped !

  • @LADodgerKid714 Ahahahahahah holy shit

  • @LADodgerKid714 Lol i watch this show so much I lost count and not once did I see that, good eye

  • @LADodgerKid714 poor guy lol

    

  • @LADodgerKid714 lol she probably said Do you want sum pussy tonight? LOL

  • @heLLzyeAH92 no she didnt dumbshit.

  • @Jakob143 alright then i dont know why you are getting involved but okay

  • @LADodgerKid714 HAHAHA dumb bitch.

  • @LADodgerKid714 good eyes mang

  • @LADodgerKid714 lmao shes one of the women that killed chivalry XD

  • @LADodgerKid714 THAT'S WHY CHIVALRY IS DEAD!!! BECAUSE WOMEN HATE BEING WRONG!!! Good catch though I never would have seen that.

  • @LADodgerKid714

    wow you hav some really good eyes. i would have never spotted that XD

  • @LADodgerKid714 LOL NICE FIND

  • @LADodgerKid714 and notice that when other's were standing up and clapping to his jokes, that poor guy is quiet and not even displaying his laughter.

  • @LADodgerKid714 hahahaahaahahahhaah

    AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @LADodgerKid714 What a bitch!

  • @LADodgerKid714 Ahaha I seen that, she was like mother fucka stop clappin' xD

  • @LADodgerKid714 lmaaaaooooo whippeed

  • @LADodgerKid714 I would have clapped her upside the head ... I mean broke up with her.

  • ooohhhh nice porsche!

    GOTCHAAA BITCH!!!!!

  • This is y i get a foreign girl cause they cook clean and fuck u. . . plus than u dont need to talk to em cause they speak a different language!

  • 22 of the viewers were women.

  • Gold is up 10 pointsss!!! LOL

  • Poppin' out the top her turtleneck and shit.

  • I just realized where they got the sound clip "gotcha bitch" in gungame from

  • True!!

  • True

  • The men who stand up in the audience are douche bags...

  • Chappelle is wise.

  • Lol, im the same way when my girlfriend tells me "We have to talk" FUCK....

  • Omg hahahahhaha

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  • The ending made me crack the fuck up hahahahaha

  • You are not a whore...But you are wearing a whores uniform. XD

  • lol he came up with those four reasons fast as shit, and so fucking accurate..suck dick, lick balls, make sandwich and don't talk so much...perfect babe right thar

  • we need to talk... fuck!!!

  • gotcha bitch................lmfaooooo

  • @thepsychiatrist2 Understand the difference between religion and culture. It looks like you've been watching the news in addition to reading those magazines. Islam isn't against feminism at all.

  • @Ginu09 right. The wearing of cloth bags is completely and totally voluntary.

  • @yellowhat4 Actually it is. They wear it out. Not at home. If they don't want to wear it out they don't have to.

  • @TheOnlyCSR yeah they can never make their minds up 

  • 100 ways to plesee ur man but not of them work

  • RealTalk

  • Chivalry is dead and women killed it because they expected it . then bitches want a bad guy cus hes dangerous . like bitch keep your head straight what do you want

  • @TheOnlyCSR Preach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He has such dead-on comedic timing. It's amazing.

  • @thepsychiatrist2 Feminism never is or was about equality. Chivalry is better than that.

  • @thepsychiatrist2 That's were ur wrong. Read the history of the feminist movement. Feminism encourages women to be homosexuals politically and sexually and it was never about women thinking they're strong. The definition of strength that feminism gets women to believe is sexism and misandry. is progressive when in reality its regressive. Abortion isn't progressive nor is sleeping with women and destroying men for their own narcissistic drug addict.

  • @thepsychiatrist2 That's also feministic propaganda. Women never were the weaker sex;they are the complememtary sex. They compliment the man in what it is that he's trying to do in terms of the family structure. Women today see that as sexism so they would rather do things themselves and we see that's turning out to be horrible.

  • 20 people are women

  • "the magazines trick the women they start pickin on your self esteem, every page you turn you start feeling fatter and uglier and feel like your clothes aren't good enough and they make you forget how beautiful you are" DAVE CHAPPELLE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

  • "suck his dick, play with his balls, fix em a sandwich n dont talk so much" 

    Best line ever..

  • @thepsychiatrist2 I'm not a liberal. I'm a Social COnservative as well as Fiscal One. I have seen the light and the political left is in the dark. Feminism has taught women to basically hate themselves for being who they are by nature and that men hate them too.

  • gotcha b!cth

  • CHARLIE MURPHY!!!

  • lol, awesome

  • this man is so amazing, im so sad his shitty company drove him away from us, he is a genius.

  • @PhotonCherries

    yup, and the media is attacking him now and is making him out to be some nutjob because he refuses to be slave to the people in control of hollywood. They are mad because they can't make money off of him anymore.

  • chivalry wouldn't be dead if men wrote the magazines that chicks read...

  • Chivalry is dead and women killed it.

  • @DeafMuteZombie hell yeah women killed it

  • @DeafMuteZombie  brotha u are prophetic and telling the truth

  • FUCK!

  • i love the way he curses hahahah makes me crack up just by him saying one curse word

  • Dave Chapelle is so real. Him C.Rock and Patrice Oneil are the best standups now because they comment on real life accurately and comically.

  • Dave Chappelle is a genius, and this bit proves it.

  • 19 women refuse to play with a dick and balls, fix up a sandwich and not talk as much, that's why they are sitting single thumbing down this video.

  • "If a man could f**k women in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house."

    ...But then where do I stash my Xbox? (question of a lifetime)

  • @TwIsTeDEnKo true

  • @TwIsTeDEnKo Where would she make sandwiches is a better one Trolololoooolol

  • 7:07 hahahaha

  • Likelikelikelikelike.

  • He talks real .... let me explain one of them....

    When boys call girls sluts, because of the way their dressed and then the girls say 'i'm not a whore' ... so wen he says 'but your wearing a whores uniform' looooooool that's so true. GIRLS wearing revealing cloths does make you look like a hoe. On Facebook you take pics of you're boobs sticking out and you also hang around on streets with you're boobs hanging out and your belly showing and your legs showing. You lot have no respect.

  • @xxxMostEnviedGurlxxx exactly, a girl wears a shirt with writing on her boobs an you read it BAM, your a pervert.

  • @halflife103

    How is that pervert lol?

    Everone wants to know what that says on the shirt so how is that pervert?

    If girls dnt want to be perv on then dnt show ur saggy boobs out with ur push up bra

  • @xxxMostEnviedGurlxxx the "man" is always wrong remember, that is how most guys are raised.

  • @xxxMostEnviedGurlxxx yup if u dress like a whore you're gonna be treated like one

  • @xxxMostEnviedGurlxxx Lol, my step dad works at the Dept of Health, and used to hang around a gynecologist. He sees women dress that way in public and fucks with em. He says shit like "How much were those breasts? I bet you're a really good fuck." or women get pissed and ask what he's looking at while they flaunt their breasts and he'll say "I'm looking at your tits. If you didn't anyone to look, why did you go around advertising?"

  • you know what's more annoying than all of these redundant arguments? people who place an entire group in a stereotype. i know many guys who are extremely doting, caring, and still use chivalry to its fullest extent. i also know quite a few douche bags. life is a choice and everyone is in control of their own actions. enjoy the freakin video and dave chapelle is hilarious. end of story.

  • @irockwhenicannn It is true, i treat women with every bit of chivalry i can. I at the same time think it is kind of unfair. and causing slight issues with "equal rights". However i will never stop being chivalrous because its more of common courtesy that you would show ANYONE. Like holding a door, allowing them to go first. its just common courtesy.

  • Research has it that Men Cheat more than women cheat because men have more power than women in many societies and communities. If a women were to have more poweer than a man, than the possibility of that women cheating on him is higher. In Highschool, power=popularity. If a bumass dates a beautiful women (slut) then that beautiful women WILL CHEAT. Chivalry is dead because women are starting to have more rights. I support women rights w.e i dont give a fuck but its human nature..Power= Everythin

  • FUCK CHIVALRY

    FUCK WOMEN

    FUCK SEX!

  • @BlackShani Dude youre gay.

  • @iowntwocats

    You wish

  • "David....we need to talk..."

    "FUUUUUUCK!!!" ROTFL

  • even if i am a female, THIS SHIT'S FUNNY!!! :))

  • chivalry is dead b/c women wanted equal right with special privileges.

  • chivalry is dead because any time a dude walks up to a women the bitch is trying to get a rape lawsuit. You can't even have them in the workplace. I don;t care if it's a guy a girl, some kind of cross dresser. Somehow, some way, the bitch will find a way to create some HUGE chaos about the stupidest fuckn thing ever imagined.

    You can't even talk to other male coworkers while a womens around. Cause the bitch somehow thinks it's about her lol.

    Their is no color vs color, it's women vs lol.

  • Chivalry is dead because women want to be treated as equals, not as precious objects like gold or some shit. Treat a woman the way you'd want to be treated, just that simple.

  • Even though its funny, its true at the same time. That's what's so fucked up.about it. He seems like he'sgot knowledge and shit because the feminist movement did fuck up relationships between men and women.

  • @YoungnRomantic The relationship between men and women was messed up WAAAY before feminism. All it did was give women during the fifties and sixities a new way of interpreting their role in society and how to fight against the oppression meted out to them. Women were and still are seen as second class cititzens in most parts of the world even though they make up the majority of the population.

  • @Kvgrn1 That's feminist propaganda man. Women were never oppressed in modern society especially in the western world. Its not this country's job, to police the world. That's the problem with the west. They think everybody is having them do them a favor or something.

  • @YoungnRomantic Woman make less money than men. 1 out of 6 American woman have been a victim of an attempted or completed rape. More than 600 women a day are a victim of violence int the home. That's not in another country, that's right here at home. So I don't know what you're talking about when you say that women are not oppressed in modern society. Things are much worse than you think.

  • @Kvgrn1 That's bullshit. Women commit half of all domestic violence cases and they don't make less than men. Research shows that women are starting to make more money than men yet they don't complain about that. Not to mention they have all the reproductive rights in this country, aren't prosecuted the same as men for crimes, are anti male/family, etc. Doesn't sound like oppression to me. They never advocate for men to have equal rights but they will throw a man under the bus.

  • @YoungnRomantic Don't know where you got THAT bullshit from. In Feb 2003 the Bureau of Justice reported that 85% of all domestic violence victims were women. The women that make more than men are under 30 and childless and live in large overpopulated cities. The majority of women still make up to 80% less than men. Women's reproductive rights are being taken away slowly but surely, and women are 30% more likely to be convicted of drug and property related charges.

  • @YoungnRomantic You can look all of this up at the BOJ website and at Correctional prisoners for 2005. Face it, women have it a lot worse than men do. Its a fact.

  • @Kvgrn1 THat's propaganda that feminists like u use to get more anti penis laws against men passed in the name od gender equality. Keep ur hypocrisy to urself. THIS IS A FEMINIST FREE ZONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @YoungnRomantic Ok.....so you are either mentally retarded, under the age of 11, or have never seen a woman that hasn't been on a televison. Either way you're a sad case and any further communication will be worse than throwing shit on the side of wall to see if it sticks. Good luck with....whatever it is your doing.

  • @Kvgrn1 Typical Feminist. Slinging insults and propaganda when logical arguments would serve u better.

  • @YoungnRomantic Son, you have NO argument. I got facts and you have opinions. You're not even debating with me, you're just calling me a feminist and holding your fingers in your ears. Its a waste of time.

  • @Kvgrn1 These arguments that ur bringing up are propaganda and what I'm speaking on I've researched and didn't get from some politically motivated bs machine. Females aren't getting raped every 15 minutesnor are 1/4 being raped either. There's no high risks of domestic violence shit going on. Its all propaganda to pass anti male laws. Keep being the fake liberal that u are and see what happens when ur fake liberalism gets u locked up because of some woman who's ''a victim''.

  • @YoungnRomantic Where did you get your research from? What are your sources?

  • @Kvgrn1 Its called life man. Its not as bad as they paint it. I have researched several videos here on youtube and my own personal experiences with women and men alike. This is all false. Besides, if that were true, women wouldn't even have kids with men these days or families. That's the whole reason y they hype this silly shit up in the first place. Its called political lesbioanism because feminism is homosexual in nature. That's y they ally themselves with the gay agenda.